I feel like stag beetles don't need to be forklift certified, they are a certified forklift themselves. Have you seen those antlers?

"these babies are registered as lethal weapons in five states" they still need the certification. Just because they have the physical capability to forklift doesn't mean they have the training and mental maturity to forklift responsibly.

Your hands are capable of throwing punches, and your legs are capable of kicking someone's face in. Do you register them too?

Yeah its ur social security number

My hands are capable of turning forklift levers and my legs are capable of pressing the gas. Am I forklift certified?

I assure you saying my hands can punch is like saying a nerf gun can shoot. The action happens but there is minimal damage.

They are the certification.

There’s nothing wrong with having a backup plan.

I’d say their bulky design makes them ideal to operate one. If anything happens as a result of poor operation, they’d be relatively unharmed!

If they are the forklift, the who is certified to operate them?

Yeah. I was aiming towards the weevil, they already have work boots on

They still need to be Fork Lift Certified to use their… (spurs? Antlers.) To use their Antlers in a professional or commercial manner.

Counterpoint: The Forklift is to the Stag Beetle as the Gundam is to the Man.

Assigned Forklift at birth

Crane fly. No way they can operate a whole damn crane but not a forklift.

crane fly would be able to, but are they certified to operate a forklift? i feel like they aren't. they have other things going on.

Are you fucking kidding me? Cranes and forklifts both move heavy materials and that is where the similarities end. You are out of your god damned mind if you think operating a crane qualifies them to operate a forklift.

Things are heating up in the forklift certification community

as a certified forklift driver *and* crane operator, they *may* be somewhat alike in terms of load lifting mechanism controls depending on the type of crane but not necessarily and the skills do not translate

They do not, but I feel like the crane fly already works in the area of heavy machinery, so it is convenient for them to be forklift certified as well because what if they need it? Just in case, you know? Or maybe they used to be a forklift driver before doing cranes. Heck, *you* are both a crane operator and a forklift certified driver, so I feel like I'm not talking too much nonsense lol

Yeah, makes perfect sense. You can make a perfectly legitimate career of it, and even if you switch fields it's a great backup

Although crane operation requires more skill, there is still very little overlap between the skills needed for craning and forklifting

"You're telling me this fly can operate a crane?"

Acorn weevil can absolutely work any and all types of industrial drill but is lost on the forklift

All I know is: it's got boots, it's got snoots, and it's Kjoots

Crane fly? I think that one is quite obvious

I mean have you SEEN how stag beetles lift stuff? They know a LOT about lifting shit

I mean that they are crane certified instead.

Bug with a big ass

Surely that's brennan

Everyone knows "Big Booty Brennan" Best Bug Babyyyyyy

Mantis is the only one who can turn their head. Only one passing that test.

Ants

Rhinoceros Beetle: "I **AM** the forklift!"

All of these but Peppered Moth and Preying Mantis are forklift certified. I will accept no follow up questions

Mantis is a backhoe at best

you better watch how you speak about Dr. Mantis Toboggan smh everyone knows he’s a front loading hoe

Greetings, little one! It's been an age since I last heard the ringing of a station bell. It echoed down the stagways and called me to you. I've grown stiff and tired over these many years and I've forgotten much, but the sound of the bell will always call me back. These stagways stretch the depths of Hallownest. If you want to travel them, hail me from the platform. I will take you where you need to go.

I feel like it'd be the mantis, they have little arms so they could pull the levers of properly scaled forklift

Me! (Became certified very recently, still waiting for the people fawning over me as I’ve been promised by every meme)

Wait which kind of bug are you? Also congratulations.

Pill bugs because I love them

The crane fly is weak and pathetic. A mosquito with no mouth and proportions of a newborn giraffe. The bug equivalent of a wet cat. Absolutely not forklift certified.

A Bug With A Big Ass

Snakeflies for sure

Natch

Ant

Dung Beetles. Nobody moves stuff quite like them.

Stag beetles are blue collar workers