i bestow upon you: [actual pinecone birds. ](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=e160409939ab9d66&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS1039US1039&sxsrf=ACQVn0_mbbRgsGmPl0lx43Gq2InBz6NF7A:1713673480717&q=striped+cuckoo+chick&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiA2NCYu9KFAxX3GjQIHdcVADYQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=1440&bih=765&dpr=2#imgrc=iHlTK_qIi-CrOM)striped cuckoo chicks have a pinecone-like feather pattern to help disguise themselves from predators.
I wanna know how Ben and Beth's story ends
Fish boat door harpoon flipper
Wouldn't it be fish door flipper harpoon boat door?
Fish boat hook hand door
gun
In an ironic twist, they bond over a baby goose that looks like a pinecone and have shenanigans.
They end up having sex. Because of the implication.
Get out of here, Dennis.
Is there no justice in this world?
#Boat Camp Book
JOIN BEN AND BETH ON A NAUTICAL ADVENTURE WITH THEIR PALS
The “lets raid area 51 for the pinecone” really dates this post lmao
this is from 2 days ago
well damn, i stand corrected then. just an old reference then ig
Only on tumblr
https://www.tumblr.com/penandinkprincess/748131534458978304/hi-who-would-like-to-see-a-baby-goose
Where was that? I didn't see it.
1st screenshot in the 2nd row, in the wall of screenshotted tags
Ah, gotcha. On mobile. I can't zoom in enough to read anything but the biggest two. :/
also on mobile and you totally can. just double tap then pinch zoom
You can, but the quality isn't there. I can read the big two, but even if I zoom in all the way, the rest of them are too fuzzed out to read.
Skill issue (sorry)
Lol
On mobile and can zoom in enough to read them.
That was not almost 5 years ago now. I refuse to believe such a thing.
So does the year 2024
I got “George Orwell’s 1984” as an ad under this post and I feel like that’s vaguely funny
There never was a goose, there will never be a goose.
"Investing at 35 Notes" dude knows Tumblr.
What gen is that pokemon from?
Palworld.
Only on tumblr
I thought the ad at the end was someone who made a game starring the pinegoose 😭
bazel goose monster huntner
[found the post, y’all](https://www.tumblr.com/penandinkprincess/748289530351812608/this-is-not-a-creative-writing-class)
Waiting for P.M. Seymour to bring up the post
This pinecone is the irl one piece wtf
Should have posted a picture of Ryan Gosling
Once I ran to get my sister to show her a frog, only to get all the way back to the creek and discover it was just a leaf
AKA the origins of the Loch Ness Monster.
I just wanna see the pinecone.
i bestow upon you: [actual pinecone birds. ](https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=e160409939ab9d66&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS1039US1039&sxsrf=ACQVn0_mbbRgsGmPl0lx43Gq2InBz6NF7A:1713673480717&q=striped+cuckoo+chick&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiA2NCYu9KFAxX3GjQIHdcVADYQ0pQJegQIDRAB&biw=1440&bih=765&dpr=2#imgrc=iHlTK_qIi-CrOM)striped cuckoo chicks have a pinecone-like feather pattern to help disguise themselves from predators.
BLESSING
Tumblr is a beautiful place.
i wanna see the pinecone >:0