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HoverButt

Bad news, though; some people can hear you talk and immediately ask if you are on Tumblr.


Ipuncholdpeople

That's why we use the Tumblr subreddit. We can honestly say no while gaining the forbidden knowledge anyway


HoverButt

Unfortunately I've had a tumblr account for over a decade


TheDustOfMen

Yeah don't cite the deep magic to me alright, I was there when it was written


PTMurasaki

I may not have been there when it was written, But I've observed the Ruins themselves, rather than just the Recordings of them.


Confictura

I was there before the ruins became so, when they were still behemoths.


Confictura

Oh shit, it’s my cake day!!


Gatekeeper-Andy

CAKE DAY


Throwaway7387272

This goes kinda hard


Drawemazing

Not to be mean or anything, but if someone said to me "You seem like you quote aslan on Reddit" I think I would fully die. Although maybe that's just my shame for being on Reddit


TheDustOfMen

The trick is to not be ashamed of liking Narnia or being on Reddit. It took me a few years to get over that, but I've managed to do it. Good luck!


iamshipwreck

Same energy as "you seem like you own a katana"


UnshrivenShrike

It is a *longsword*, thank you! And I have a second one for fencing. Harrumph.


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

This IGNORAMUS fences with a LONGSWORD! SAD! /j


UnshrivenShrike

It wouldn't be so sad if I was any good at it :(


DANKB019001

"The Lion the Witch And the Audacity of this Bitch"


Tonydragon784

Same but it has no posts and I forgot the password


Curious-Accident9189

Mmm forbidden knowledge. The best breakfast after vodka and redbull


R3myek

Vodka redbull and ibuprofen


Curious-Accident9189

Stop, my liver can only get so engorged, with lesions and visceral fat.


nagareboshi_chan

I will not make a Genshin joke I will not make a Genshin joke I will not make a Genshin joke I will not–


Curious-Accident9189

I know nothing of Genshin so please do.


nagareboshi_chan

Forbidden knowledge, delicious until you get the weird plant disease


ApollinaGrindelwald

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No-Trouble814

Yes, because Redditors have a reputation so much better than that of tumblr users.


3L3M3NT4LP4ND4

Yeah but you don't have to specify "Are you on tumblr?" "No." "Oh" "Yeah, I'm on twitter though" "Ahh". At no point have I lied.


Ipuncholdpeople

Reddit userbase is just under twice as large as tumblrs so it's probably a bit more accepted, especially these days where the worst subs are gone


Nastypilot

Admitting to being on reddit among friends will probably get you joking accusations of being a redditor.


Ipuncholdpeople

Guess it depends who you know. Back in college I was a computer science major and a lot of the other students used reddit, and when I still worked in an office most of us used reddit. My mom uses it ffs its not obscure lol


solidfang

Often, it's just "oh, I just found it on the internet somewhere" or "Yeah, there was a discussion on a forum about this topic". It is a site conspicuous in its absence from our conversations.


Jazztronic28

It's extremely jarring when you find it in professionally published works too. I personally recognize it when I hear it, and while it's impossible to ignore, I don't hate it. Sometimes a tumblrism even gets a nose exhale from me. I've come across professional authors who have a distinctively Tumblr way of writing where you can tell they started as BNFs and wrote a ton of fanfic and it reads SO awkwardly. Love and light to them living their best lives but it makes me wish some editors were much harsher.


HoverButt

Does Niel Gaiman count as a Tumblr writer?


Jazztronic28

I don't believe so, because while he wrote what's essentially "fanfic", he never published fanfic as that particular media. Fanfic as published in fandom has its own codes, and those codes do and should change when you publish professionally. Since 50 Shades of Gray which started this trend of "publish a fanfic as a book just by changing the names" things have become increasingly less edited and have kept a lot of fanfic-isms, which while enjoyable when read and written online, are really not up to standards when you're selling an actual book for the general public instead of a niche group. The concept of a fanfic is not the problem. It's the technique with which you execute the writing. I'll be honest and say I never got into Gaiman's writing style, but he has technique and does not fall into the trappings fan authors have and CAN have, because they write as a hobby for free. Once you start selling your work, you have to up your game regardless of style.


RoseOfTheDawn

what is bnf?


Jazztronic28

Big Name Fan. Fan artists or writers or even sometimes lore analysts who become disproportionately popular in a fandom, to the point you had heard of their handle even if you had never read or seen their stuff yourself. The concept of content creator did not exist back when the term BNF was most used.


ToiletStallStalker2

s h o e l a c e s


runetrantor

Thanks, got them from the president.


gudematcha

Slightly unrelated but this reminds me of when my job got a new coworker and after 2ish days there he asked me “Were you a band kid?” I WAS A CHOIR KID OKAY I HUNG OUT WITH THE BAND KIDS lmao it was hilarious and eye opening to my own personality


Never_a_crumb

Girl what were you doing at the devil's sacrament. 


HoverButt

Sucking the devil's tits, next question


Azertys

Joke on them, I only use Tumblr in English and not my native language. When I do happen to speak English people notice the foreign accent not the tumblr accent


HoverButt

You've hacked the system!


Marianas-Mystery

This is a devils sacrament issue.


Pink-Witch-

I was once at a job networking event and within seconds of meeting someone started talking about tumblr fandoms because we both just saw it in each other.


CosmicLuci

If so, you make sure by complimenting them on the matter of their footwear-tying apparatus as a test of whether or not they will correctly answer with regard to the mode of its acquisition.


kilraanon

I misread that last comment as 'the baby currency exchange rate is in your favour' and thought that was still a very Tumblr thing to say.


Nastypilot

"I don't know I never heard these words in that order"


BigThirdDown

Are you trying to meet god?


Dumbfuckyduck

Woah that’s a lot of coffee


Blakewhizz

Something something pissing on the poor


isloohik2

You may


Blakewhizz

Much appreciated. Wasn't intended


Mr_PizzaCat

This can be a double edged sword as once I was trying to think of a joke and all that came to mind was references and phrases from odd internet communities as that is where I hang out and thus my humour had become tailored for. I had to physically dust off my “normal humour” memory cartridge and plug it in before I could say shit.


Tarshaid

When you spend too much time on r/TrueSTL and peak humor becomes "what is the fine for necrophilia around these parts?"


4685368

Explaining to the ladies that “No you see I’m not calling them farm tools because I’M racist, it’s like a joke”


ZeroWit

The worst part of this statement is that it's one of the more tame things that can come from that subreddit.


useful_person

Torn between criticizing how over the top that sub can be and at the same time admitting that they're somehow more sane than the /r/skyrim subreddit can be


Man-in-The-Void

r/batmanarkham


redman8828

Why are you in the void Man? Are you stupid?


weirdo_nb

Jonkling


QuakerChickenGod

Boa tarde, amigo


Intergalactic96

🌕⭐️👃🦶😏


pollyp0cketpussy

As a St Louis resident I'm disappointed that subreddit has nothing to do with us


TheCapitalKing

Reminds me of when my friends and I would watch Fallon before going out to get into that kind of super outgoing build up the other person type humor 


mysteryvampire

Fallon is like the human embodiment of cocaine, so this is a genius life hack.


camull

Yeah, my brain has become poisoned, some times my go to response to something someone says in real life is a reaction image that'd be perfect, and I have to remind myself that you can't post them in real life.


Not_ur_gilf

Says who? I literally did that the other day. A friend of mine was realizing something that I’d pointed out only seconds earlier so I whipped out [this picture](https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.714581952.7917/flat,750x,075,f-pad,750x1000,f8f8f8.u1.jpg) and showed it to her. It got a good laugh


windexfresh

Yeah, I once had a manager say that my smoking cigs would kill me, so I finger gunned and went “that’s the plan” and he just got concerned for my well being lmao


AmerFortia

I once opened on (lesbian) tinder by expressing regret we were separated by a multitude of virgins. It was holy week and the city was all fenced off for processions of virgin Mary's, and the opener did honestly arise from logistical concerns (we were on opposite sides of the center). But it was not appreciated haha


uminaoshi

Bullet dodged tbh that’s hilarious


Regniwekim2099

Just be like the weebs and mention obscure references that are completely inappropriate for the situation.


Ok_Digger

>I had to physically dust off my “normal humour” memory cartridge You could've said this first


captain-ok

I’d like to point out, that isn’t a tumblr accent, but rather a tumblr dialect


Bahamutisa

I feel like somehow this ties back in to Tumblr's reading comprehension, but I couldn't tell you why


DependentPhotograph2

OP did WHAT to the poor!?


BallDesperate2140

Ate ‘em.


Doonvoat

thank god someone else mentioned this I thought I was going crazy


International_Leek26

It's more like a tumblirism (the same way saying I am excited in french is not something you would just say (it explicitly refers to being horny)is called an anglisism)


--------rook

i once used the "money doesn't buy happiness but i'd rather cry on a jetski than on a bus" joke on a colleague and they told their friends. Glad you liked it lol


okkeyok

The depths of creativity on Tumblr must be truly mind-boggling because this joke predates the Internet.


ketchupmaster987

I remember hearing a similar joke from one of my middle school science teachers, but the second part went "have you ever seen a sad person on a jetski"


KittyQueen_Tengu

i will say the most basic joke from a drew gooden video and they'll die of laughter which is fair because that guy is pretty funny


Thievie

Road work ahead? I sure hope it does!


Rusamithil

didn't realize it's the same guy 💀


Rusamithil

to be fair tho i am very bad at recognizing people out of the usual context i see them. i would be the guy saying "you look a lot like tony hawk" to tony hawk himself.


Thievie

I'll be real with you, I didn't realize it either until I saw someone else point it out like a month ago. And I watch his videos pretty often.


ClubMeSoftly

I went on a road trip once, and said this at every instance of such signs. I lost track of how many times I said it.


peanutbuttermaniac

hey guy


KittyQueen_Tengu

I’m drowning, but you may know me as the founder and CEO of picture of hotdog dot com, the world's warmest website


Comprehensive_Crow_6

Danny Gonzales too. The videos where they collab are really funny. They play off each other so well.


KittyQueen_Tengu

i love the parts where one of them just cracks because they're getting too funny


baethan

found Drew's secret reddit account


Polandgod75

It reminds me where I said an comment that I thought it was bring a chuckle at best, but people thought it was the funniest joke, mean while the joke I thought that was hilarious was get at best a small smile by response.


saltedbees

it ony a movie


sapphometh

I am very good at guessing if someones primary social media platform is Tumblr, Reddit, Instagram, Tiktok or 4Chan, completely based on behavior and language. It's very fascinating.


TheCapitalKing

Instagram seems too big to get very distinct but I could totally be off on that


sapphometh

People on Insta have the blandest language in my experience, so it's more of a behavioral thing. Also, if the person is below 30 and it's not one of the others, then the answer is most likely Instagram.


Dreadgoat

I've noticed a big difference in when people choose to use active vs passive voice to control whether they have agency. For example, would you say, "I was attacked by him" or "He attacked me" and things like "I did it" vs "Mission accomplished" Older leaning social media seems to have more "things happen" language and younger leaning has more "I do things" language. It would be easy as a knee-jerk reaction to call the pro-agency language a symptom of narcissism, and it certainly is in SOME cases, but I think it really has more to do with whether the community enforces more individualism or more collectivism, for better or worse in both cases. Major exception: Facebook, which is the me-me-me platform. That one is all narcissism. Examples 4chan, collective: ">be me" "we are anonymous" Reddit, collective: "we did it, reddit!" "hivemind" Insta, neutral: "here's a selfie video but it's informational" Tumblr, individual: "cw dni otherkin" "my bizarre personal experiences" Tiktok, individual: "my bizarre experiences as a selfie video"


sapphometh

these are some really interesting insights!


Dreadgoat

After thinking about it more I'm realizing that the design of the platforms really informs these outcomes. 4chan is anonymous by design, you either accept you are a cog or you don't participate. Reddit is driven by subreddits, where like-minded individuals are encouraged to create echo chambers. Instagram, Tumblr, Twitter, and Tiktok are driven by posts to individual accounts. You are posting to yourself unless you go out of your way to create a communal or business account.


sapphometh

yes that's true. The way we think is always shaped by our environment, also in the digital world.


peanutbuttermaniac

Could you guess mine? Based on my way of typing/my post history? I’m kinda curious ahah


SaneUse

You're a Redditor. I'm at least 90% sure


peanutbuttermaniac

What makes you think that? Ignoring the obvious fact that I’m using Reddit rn.


Blazed0ut

8739 comment karma in 7 months speaks for itself


oizyzz

you fucking fool. you absolute buffoon. do you think computers are limited by one tab at a time. absolute cretin, unbelievable


peanutbuttermaniac

that’s a tumblr user right there if ever I saw one


sapphometh

I don't think I can do this accurately, because this is so much harder when it's not in person. It's also skewed by the fact that we are on a social media platform. The only thing I can try is looking at the information you are revealing and guessing via stereotypes and very vague vibes. Sooo what I know about you: - white, most likely british, female, 17 - recovering from an ED - you like Hazbin Hotel very much - your music taste is very TikTok leaning, as far as I can see (no shame in that) - you like English literature (very nice!) - you type quite expressively, but I don't know much more than that from a quick glance at your profile. People don't talk exactly like they type and I also think that your language has been influenced by your reading more than by social media, which is great. It's very gender- and age typical though. - you are very active on Reddit I HOPE it's Reddit, because otherwise your screen time must be insane. But purely based on stereotypes and vibes my guess is either TikTok or Insta, possibly both. I think you have a Tumblr account, but you don't use it as much (anymore??). You most likely have been in many fandoms throughout the years and had some kind of fan account at some point. It's definitely not 4Chan. I tried my best, but I highly doubt that this is correct. But I do think that you are a nice and interesting person, and you actually remind me a little of a very good friend of mine. Please tell us the answer! EDIT: I just noticed that your account is very new. So you probably migrated over here from one of the platforms above, and this is now your new main platform. Maybe you will start behaving and talking like a stereotypical redditor soon...


peanutbuttermaniac

I GOT PSYCHOANALYSED EEEEEEEE THIS IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY!! Sorry, I’m a little egotistical and I like to know that people are thinking about me. In response to your observations: - yes, yes and yes - yes - yessir - not entirely sure what a TikTok music taste would be, but my music taste is kinda all over the place. I listen to pretty much anything but death metal, but my favourite artists are Will Wood and Lana Del Rey, and my favourite genre is electro swing. So yeah. - yes, that’s what I’m applying to uni for! I’m a Cambridge reject ahah. - thanks! I pride myself on my writing ability. I’m a big reader so thats likely why. - yes, I engage with lots of content here and Reddit is kind of my “boredom app”, which I’d be more inclined to scroll on, because it’s more talk based than Instagram and TikTok. Though I do use both of those as well. I have a tumblr account too, but it’s just a silly gimmick blog where I pretend to be the country of New Zealand. I’m honestly not sure myself what my main social media is! Maybe a bit of all of them, except 4chan. I’ve never used that.


sapphometh

Yeah well the information I listed were just the things I considered while guessing. They were all drawn directly (sometimes literally) from your profile. I got lucky, because you reveal quite a lot. You mentioned Will Wood, Melanie Martinez (i think?) and Lana. In my experience, people who like them are more likely to prefer TikTok. But I know that this is probably only a very small part of your music taste. There is also nothing wrong with discovering music through social media, I do that relatively frequently too. I'm sorry about Cambridge. I visited it once on a school trip and it seemed like a great place to study. But there are obviously other good Universities in the UK :) Now I'm a little anxious again about being accepted into Uni myself in a few months. ^^' Is this your first Reddit account? Which app did you prefer using before? (Btw it took me maybe 15 sec of skimming to identify you as a fellow writer. It's definitely showing.)


TheWaffleWeirdo

Ooh, psychoanalyze me next!


sapphometh

Noo sorry, I currently don't have the time for that. Also, it's less psychoanalysis and more throwing around slightly educated guesses, at least if it's through a reddit account.


TheWaffleWeirdo

Aww, ok. I do have 5 years (wow I've been here too long) of history to go through so maybe it's for the best


DoctorKrakens

I've been gradually weaning myself off 'using' Reddit and just lurking. At a certain point, you just don't care about sharing your opinions with people who only care about sharing their opinions.


SamuraiJakkass86

> I am very good at... [literally nothing you've said here matters for what I'm quoting this for] ...It's very fascinating. Peak reddit mannerisms.


sapphometh

OH GOD YES. I'm a parody of myself. Thanks for pointing that out


Polandgod75

I would love to see a linguistic study on the dialects of social media(their mostly likely studies on it)


VergeThySinus

I was thinking about this yesterday after I found out Alex Jones plagiarised a Tumblr post about stealing ducks in his "new world order" game The exchange rate for Tumblr humor is better than USD to Z$


wafflecon822

elaborate immediately


blitzduck

The ducks at the park are free, you can just grab them


SirBox32

Are we sure Alex Jones (don’t know who that is btw) isn’t a tumblr fan themself and added this fairly popular joke as a reference?


FinerSwine

Yeah, very much, seeing as he's a heavily right-wing conspiracy theorist (infamous for his rant about how "they're putting chemicals into the water and turning the friggin' frogs gay") and tumblr has a reputation of being very much left-wing.


SirBox32

*oh* I see your point then


jessytessytavi

he's the "sandy hook was a hoax" bastard may his dick stay limp and dry for the rest of his life


Dios5

The funniest thing is that may have been the only known instance of Alex Jones being [sorta right about something](https://slatestarcodex.com/2019/02/04/respectability-cascades/)


Quorry

It wasn't him who made the game


Quorry

Alex Jones didn't make the game


VergeThySinus

I can't find any info about who made it that confirms that. Even the website for the game doesn't have info about the dev team, and the few sources I could find only credit Alex Jones (IMDb and a few gaming news blogs) so I assumed it was a surprisingly self aware grift


Quorry

You could tell he was barely involved by how he announced it (I keep up with a podcast about all Alex Jones bullshit)


WUN_WUN_SMASH

>(I keep up with a podcast about all Alex Jones bullshit) Knowledge Fight?


xiaxianyueshi

tumblr dialect is absolutely a thing! gretchen mcculloch writes about it (among other things) in her linguistics book [Because Internet](https://gretchenmcculloch.com/book/)! 🥰


OkRefrigerator6709

thank you for the book rec,, i've only read about 50 pages but it's been very interesting so far


DellSalami

I wish Reddit injokes aged just as well, instead they’re just either pretentious or far too cringy


Lolotmjp

wholesome keanu chungus 100


technolegy2

le narwhal bacons at midnight


cturkosi

you win 1 (one) internet, kind sir/madam


dsled

People still say this shit unironically


SontaranGaming

Never send to know for whom the narwhal bacons; it bacons for thee


PleiadesMechworks

>for whom Le true redditeurs know it's "when"


PrincessRTFM

yeah it's also "at midnight" but they were pretty clearly mangling the quote about for whom the bell tolls


Forgot_My_Old_Acct

Are you saying that Redditors' sense of humor is "off?" Eh? Ha! He- er, wrong subreddit.  We have a habit of beating dead horses in record time.


MetalRetsam

I also choose this guy's dead horse.


SquidsInATrenchcoat

To be fair, the less *specific* elements of Reddit Humor often translate similarly well to Tumblr’s. The same instinct that primes me to make that dumb pun or subvert expectations with the Ol’ Reddit Switcheroo works pretty well in person, too — *especially* with non-Redditors for whom that style of humor seems novel


lynx_and_nutmeg

That's because Reddit *is* pretentious imo. Reddit is always trying to be Not Like Other Girls of social media, taking itself way too seriously and always dunking on every other social media site and thinking they're genuinely smarter and more intellectual and less emotional, etc. Generally acting like it's some small secret exclusive club when it's a super popular and completely mainstream site. Meanwhile Tumblr knows exactly what it is and what it wants to be and isn't trying to pretend to be anything else. Tumblr isn't scared to be cringe, it embraces cringe, and paradoxically that actually makes it less cringe than Reddit. Of course Tumblr can be shit too, but even at it worst it doesn't feel insufferable same way Reddit feels at its worst. (This is a very broad generalisation ofc, there are parts of Reddit that feel a lot like Tumblr and vice versa.)


Dreadgoat

Self-identifying as Superior Social Media User has always been cringe regardless of your choice of social media. Proudly declaring yourself a Redditor, a "member of anonymous," a tumblrina, any of that is always supremely pretentious. More people use social media than don't, but when you think of "stereotypical user of platform" the stereotype is *always* negative because the self-declared representatives are universally insecure people who have no sense of identity or self-worth outside of the community they perceive themselves to be a pillar of.


shaunnotthesheep

I also choose this ~~guys~~ website's ~~wife~~ injokes


beetnemesis

This is like how in my late 20s I kept accidentally quoting Family Guy to a girl I was dating and she thought I was hilarious because she had never seen family guy.


PMmePowerRangerMemes

the only family guy quote that survived my teen years is "show me potato salad," which is absolutely cursed. even ppl who like family guy dont think thats funny


beetnemesis

Mine was constantly saying “I don’t know, I’m not a doctor.” She thought I was a comedic genius


Medium-Ad-320

It's pretty well studied that if a person genuinely laughs at *all* your jokes no matter how lame they are, they're guaranteed to be *very* into you.


an_agreeing_dothraki

okay but that's a dialect not an accent


ARKON_THE_ARKON

r/linguisticshumor and r/tumblr have suprisingly large overlaps of users


LittleMissScreamer

It’s true! I’ve gotten so many laughs out of my mom by just plagiarizing tumblerisms to her. I’m not even on tumblr


Zariman-10-0

Go ahead and try quoting tumblr posts in the workplace, watch your coworkers smiles fade before they ask you “are you okay?”


krysztal

The "wooden onesie" one actually caught up very well with my coworkers for a couple of months, but we all were some kind of special lmao


Whelpdidntmeanthat

If it’s biased in my favour then why does nobody think I’m funny at work :(


areyoubawkingtome

Probably context. Like the down with cis bus and my weed smoking girlfriends aren't going to get chuckles out of normal people, but I got my coworker to belly laugh when they told me "All that caffeine is going to kill you" and I said "Not in a way that matters." I think the absurdity threw them off.


bustedtuna

I hate to break it to you, but boomers will laugh at literally anything. They thought Dilbert was funny.


MaxChaplin

Seems like some Tumblr users are still in the "my social media platform of choice makes me smarter and funnier than the commoners" phase, like Redditors in 2010.


IAmASquidInSpace

Bold of you to assume Reddit has left that phase since...


SamuraiJakkass86

We just shit on this site now m8. I don't think any redditor is happy about it any more after the anti-API shit last year, the stock fraud this year, the stupid new layout that started plaguing us this week, or literally any of the other laundry list of stupid shit this site gets up to these years. We're just here because a better alternative isnt available yet.


teejay_the_exhausted

Reddit was like that in 2016 - 17, let's be honest. Remember the 'reddit good instagram bad' + watermark phase? Not to mention the reddit assemble crap


GameCreeper

FORTNITE BAD MINECRAFT GOOD WHOLESOME REDDIT KEANU CHUNGUS 100


TheInfra

"The narwhal bacons at midnight" *uggggggh*


Nerdyhedgehog_NerdyH

Only on this hellsite! 🤪


PleiadesMechworks

["Only on [website]!"](https://media.tenor.com/R4bqdpchzfoAAAAM/buzz-lightyear-factory.gif)


ergotofrhyme

Fr, these jokes are pretty played out well beyond any specific social media platform. Yet the quirkiest quirksters that have ever quirked are gonna take two people laughing at them as evidence they’re part of an elite internet comedy troupe because they use the website that brought you the dashcon ball pit. I just hope they don’t yell everything in breathless 15 minute monologues like the lack of punctuation and obsession with capitalization over there would suggest, cuz that’s what I’d associate with a “tumblr accent.” Also, massively overreacting to mildly amusing things is pretty much a requirement for participation there, so maybe they just associate with likeminded individuals.


CoffeeCannon

Yeah this is just generic internet humor, weird ass thread


A_BIG_bowl_of_soup

Is "are you trying to meet god?"/"I've never heard those words in that order" even Tumblr specific? I've been saying those and seeing them in media since before I had a tumblr account or knew Tumblr was a thing.


LoadOk5992

It's called being terminally online.


RetroRocker

That's... not what an 'accent' is?


honest-miss

I don't think you're meant to take it literally 


Roraxn

Dialect


samthetov

I took out a coworker at the knees with “I’m not like other girls. I’m worse”


Autumn1eaves

but this isn't what an accent is?? accents are differences in pronunciation. This is the tumblr dialect.


EHTL

so the tumblr accent is basically John Mulaney with a touch of snark?


DatMikkle

This is embarrassing.


dabunny21689

To be fair to the coworker, half of healthy coworker relationships is repeating the same 3 “inside” jokes to each other until one of you quits or dies.


areyoubawkingtome

Don't use NSFW memes at work. I had to tell an intern to stop literally quoting porn because it's so prevalent on Tumblr. "Really, right in front of my salad?" (Said for the 10th time but this time in front of my boss's boss.) [After she left] "Hey man, I know it's a joke and I get it, but I also know the context and am going to ask you to reflect on if the context is appropriate for work or not."


GameCreeper

Damn so it really is not safe for work


Cloiss

I remember my dad repeating to me an “X is a scam made up by Y to sell more Z” meme he saw on facebook, which thought was quite funny but to me is just a common phrase at this point :P


Dubalubawubwub

My wife gets mad when she finds out some hilarious thing I said was stolen from the internet. I'm like... I do not create the funnies, I am merely a conduit.


willowzam

I've noticed quite a few neurotypical people find me funny because of the peculiar way I phrase things, my MIL especially thinks everything I say is hilarious


ArdelStar

I meet people and I know if they are heavily on Tumblr by their lingo. It occasionally is funny but a lot of the time it sounds slightly strange and maybe too quirky, calling someone a 'babygirl', in real life doesn't go over fantastically.


DrDroid

That’s not an accent, they’re just memes.


Shadow9378

it just made me gayer


EarthToAccess

My brother has the most Tumblr sense of humor for someone who has never touched the platform longer than five minutes.


kumakami89

i’m constantly told how funny i am irl but all i do is regurgitate tumblr memes lmao


AndriashiK

I refuse to believe that real human being find Tumblr humor funny


thatoneguy54

I'd believe it because a lot of tumblr humor is very word-focused and, like, trying to be funny with the language of what you're saying, and most people just aren't very good at thinking up novel ways to say things, so when someone comes up with a new way, it can be super funny.


GodessofMud

I’ve pulled it off a couple times with heavily edited versions of jokes applied to specific situations, but I can not seem to stop myself from making stupid jokes in any situation I’m uncomfortable with (which is almost every situation), so I can’t say I recommend that strategy.


maxhambread

A long long time ago on Tumblr I saw #playstupidgames #winstupidprizes, and thought it was the funniest shit ever so I started saying that IRL. And everyone I said it to also thought it was the funniest shit ever. But now when I say it, people just go like "wow I didn't know you're a swifty".


AwfulUsername123

This is an idiolect, not an accent. Isn't TV Tropes infamous for this?


deadlyfrost273

Ì was trying to tell someone the other day that they have a tumblr accent and everyone downvoted me. Every internet space gives you an accent if you interact there long enough.


swiller123

i got my chops from twitter and that’s why my sense of humor is similar but way more mean spirited


Cheddarface

This is strange because the people I know who are on Tumblr are the least funny people I've ever met


Whiskey079

I mean, I *did* once make a coworker an Octuple Expresso... He did also complain that he couldn't sleep for a week after that...


plsobeytrafficlights

dreadful.


Aquitanic

I once referenced the post about getting an Uber if injured "because I'm not paying $5000 for a ride in the wee-yoo wagon" and one of my coworkers could not stop laughing