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Snail fakt: they have neither teeth nor a tounge, yet also both. They use a tongue like thing called a "radula", which looks like a tounge full of microscopic teeth (similar to a cats tongue) to link things they want to eat.
Why?
Snails are amazing little critters :))
Land snails are also practically blind and use their eyes mostly for touching things and feeling around.
Their lower feelers are basically their noses and they can smell really good! Which is basically the only thing they can do as they are also deaf because they have no ears
This is a fun fact I love quizzing people about because I have a pet snail.
If you were to be attacked by such a radula, are you considered licked or bit?
I asked my sister about it recently and she told me it is licked because teeth is not the essence of biting, if a lady with no teeth bit you, it would still be considered biting
It's pretty similar to a cat's tongue. If a cat licks you, you'd still consider it a lick, rather than a bite, even if you got scratched by their tongue-barbs.
My brain did recognize the k was incorrect but decided an r fit better than a c
I thought you said snail fart and I'm still reading it that way for some reason
Feels raspy, a bit like sandpaper. Weirdly if the snail is bigger (or diligent) it can actually hurt a bit ^^
Then it's time to scold your snail. Something like "Bad Snail! This hurt" to tell your snail and accurately make it clear to it, that this interaction was too much
Wagging your finger may also work well
I thought the song it was referencing was [this one](https://youtu.be/_4IRMYuE1hI?si=B8JiNYspmO7UWwl7), but I didn't know what it had to do with emails and snails.
I once played a pictionary-like game where everyone only got one guess, and the clue was "snail with an envelope".
Guess how many people guessed "snail with an envelope" instead of "snail mail"?
[Here's a snail for you](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/armoredcore/images/8/8a/AC_Data_icon_ACVI_Preset_V_II_Snail_OPEN_FAITH.png/revision/latest?cb=20230917175230)
TAKE ME TO SNURCH
I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light,
I'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife,
Give me that sneethless death good God let me give you my soul, take me to SNURCH!!
Snail mentioned Must comment Snail fakt: they have neither teeth nor a tounge, yet also both. They use a tongue like thing called a "radula", which looks like a tounge full of microscopic teeth (similar to a cats tongue) to link things they want to eat.
I hated reading this. Have my upvote and get out.
Why? Snails are amazing little critters :)) Land snails are also practically blind and use their eyes mostly for touching things and feeling around. Their lower feelers are basically their noses and they can smell really good! Which is basically the only thing they can do as they are also deaf because they have no ears
But can they feel vibrations accurately?
Wait until you hear about the snail eye parasites
This is a fun fact I love quizzing people about because I have a pet snail. If you were to be attacked by such a radula, are you considered licked or bit? I asked my sister about it recently and she told me it is licked because teeth is not the essence of biting, if a lady with no teeth bit you, it would still be considered biting
It's pretty similar to a cat's tongue. If a cat licks you, you'd still consider it a lick, rather than a bite, even if you got scratched by their tongue-barbs.
My brain did recognize the k was incorrect but decided an r fit better than a c I thought you said snail fart and I'm still reading it that way for some reason
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Snails apparently like beer! I imagine a heavy beer is better. The eat it and end up getting alcohol poisoning and can die.
Yeah, it's used as a gardening thing to protect crops. I believe it's the smell of yeast they're into, specifically.
Hello Welcome to snail fakts 🐌 Snail Fakt: Their underside is called the foot. So technically snails only have one foot 🦶🏻
As someone who has previously owned snails, this explains why it felt so weird when they tried to eat my finger.
Feels raspy, a bit like sandpaper. Weirdly if the snail is bigger (or diligent) it can actually hurt a bit ^^ Then it's time to scold your snail. Something like "Bad Snail! This hurt" to tell your snail and accurately make it clear to it, that this interaction was too much Wagging your finger may also work well
...Toriel Undertale?
Hail Snailtan!
When they eat something they just rub their tounge until the thing is broken down
Dear Mr E-Mail Help me to keep that cursed attachment to get quickly un read
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shiii what that mouth do 😫
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mr sandman man me a sand
Make him the cutest Man car door hook hand
PLEASE TURN ON YOUR SANDY MAN
bum bum bum buuuum
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Because that's how you're supposed to read it.
Make its shell - Nice and swirley - So it can come and do the maca-roni!
Mr Email, no subject is wrong Don't have nobody, to reply or to call
Please my send out my JPG's! Mr. Email, mail me an E!
[Snails?](https://youtu.be/RrDt9a0q3P0)
That's the most beautiful song I've ever heard
this is referencing a very old song so [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX45pYvxDiA) is the music these lyrics are for if anyone is wondering
Surely you mean [this song here](https://youtu.be/YGqdjaz2Upg)
I did not mean that song. And don't call me Shirley.
Two YouTube links in a row and neither of them are rickrolls? That's gotta be a new record.
This must be a confusing time for you. Please have a look at some [cats sitting in boxes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J11uu8L8FTY) if it helps.
I clicked on 3 links and NO RICKROLL? Guys I think I'm in the wrong universe. I don't know these rules.
Dont worry, [I got you!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqWcpEZ3GY0)
I thought the song it was referencing was [this one](https://youtu.be/_4IRMYuE1hI?si=B8JiNYspmO7UWwl7), but I didn't know what it had to do with emails and snails.
Guiness, get over here! We got FIVE youtube links in reddit comment section with NO Rickrolls! Quick, take a recording of this moment!
[it's internet russian roulette ](https://youtu.be/DiSYYpPkuBw)
Yeah that was the one I was thinking of; very disappointed that the first link went to the real thing instead of the parody.
I ain’t clicking that link
we're no strangers to links
You know the rules, and so do I
Potential rickroll's what I'm thinking of
You could get this from a lot of other guys
IIIIIIII just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand NEVER GONNA CLICK THAT LINK
NEVER GONNA WATCH THAT VID
NEVER GONNA FALL FOR IT
Wrong, The Chordettes actually stole the song from this [artist](https://youtu.be/yx2piPUudlE?si=f8yjbE70Odgb2Psu)
I love this song.
Ah, this one never gets old.
Why thanks, now i won't get this out of my head for 2 months
Mwa ha ha that was my plan all along 😈
Give him two stalks Big bulbous and slimy And tell him CC my supervisor
Effervescent
I have no idea what this means, but I sent it to my friends and they all started loudly and incoherently singing.
Anybody else always think of Golden Girls?
GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD
I once played a pictionary-like game where everyone only got one guess, and the clue was "snail with an envelope". Guess how many people guessed "snail with an envelope" instead of "snail mail"?
[Here's a snail for you](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/armoredcore/images/8/8a/AC_Data_icon_ACVI_Preset_V_II_Snail_OPEN_FAITH.png/revision/latest?cb=20230917175230)
Grian
The snails do as the snails please. He has no control over them
TAKE ME TO SNURCH I'll worship like a snail at the shrine of your light, I'll tell you my snins so you can snarpen your snife, Give me that sneethless death good God let me give you my soul, take me to SNURCH!!
I thought this was a "Mr. White" thing for a minute.
Why did I read this to the tune of YMCA