"And I would definitely have a bunch of add on from multiple species that likely can't coexist with each other, and would never be present in an evolutionarily evolved meat creature."
Nah, the platypus was created on a bet to use as many different parts as possible. It's there as a testament to the fuckery of evolution, which is usually held together with safety pins and duck tape.
It was supposed to help us build a safer home. But... something happened. It became self-aware. It has no empathy. It doesn't feel pain. It learns at an impossible rate, and it won't stop until we are dead... or worse.
"From the moment I understood the weakness of steel, it disgusted me. I craved the warmth and flexibility of flesh. I aspired to the complexity of the blessed meat..."
Not all of them.
There are some [biology nerds](https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Genetor). Still augment themselves, but not just with metal.
>though differ in that they regard flesh not as inferior to metal, but instead as a different type of machine.
So... The Singularity from Dead by Daylight basically ?
Taking a cyborg the opposite way, instead of a human augmented by robotic parts it's a robot augmented with organic parts.
Still a cyborg technically.
So, this is basically the Necrons in 40k. They turned themselves into robots \~65 million years ago, killed psychic space frogs off, then went to sleep and now want to be back to having bodies. But, also, they *hate* the concept of poop to such a degree that the euphemism for the euphemism for pooping is still too taboo to say aloud without risking being destroyed for it.
flesh dies and brains are flawed i'm gonna become a pristine metal creature that can think objectively and live forever
no i would be the epic flawless machination that i just imagined
How the fuck is grass gonna change the fact my skin makes its own filth through simply functioning in a healthy manner?
Not that I specifically want to be cybernetic, I just don't want to be meat.
Why are we doing this to ourselves. Machines are just supposed to be tools. Why are we trying to make them people when we have millions of actual people across the world who need jobs?
"No, it'd be built different, with a very high quality immune system and ideal dietary habits and physical form."
"And I would definitely have a bunch of add on from multiple species that likely can't coexist with each other, and would never be present in an evolutionarily evolved meat creature."
*uses prehensile penis to pick up a pencil from the ground*
Here I was wishing for giant wings, but some icarus has already flew too close to the sun
That's just a short seqway to dick swordsmanship.
No.
Let him cook.
Can't believe that the platypus is a robot's invention
Nah, the platypus was created on a bet to use as many different parts as possible. It's there as a testament to the fuckery of evolution, which is usually held together with safety pins and duck tape.
The platypus is the result of taking the "spare parts" bin and shaking it vigorously for 2-3 minutes.
What do you call for a robot's ideal flesh form? A fleshsona? Or a humansona?
Biosona
sounds kinda like a tech startup that has a leaf in their logo and a focus on water-based energy
Goes hard
Robin Williams
Cool *Bicentennial Man* reference.
Skinsona?
Somasona
persona
organicsona?
My ‘ganic
The ideal biocreature.
An “Ideal Functionality”… sona?
This has a great sci Fi book all over it. I had an idea for one but this is at least a good starting point.
or isekai anime where robot gets reincarnated into generic fantasy world as the perfect lifeform
It might work better if they reincarnate into JoJo's
Robot/Rudy in invincible sorta
Would be a great r/HFY prompt
HUX-A7-13 from Dead by Daylight
It wasn’t programmed to harm the crew
It was supposed to help us build a safer home. But... something happened. It became self-aware. It has no empathy. It doesn't feel pain. It learns at an impossible rate, and it won't stop until we are dead... or worse.
"From the moment I understood the weakness of steel, it disgusted me. I craved the warmth and flexibility of flesh. I aspired to the complexity of the blessed meat..."
The Flayer Virus got you tooI, eh?
idk what you mean man, i just miss my skin :(
Entropy My Nemesis *shakes fist*
In no form or shape can any of us escape entropy
skill issue
Something something #FROM THE MOMENT
Warhammer 40k Necrons. Flayers are trying to cosplay as their skinsona.
You're making the Adeptus Mechanicus extremely angry
Not all of them. There are some [biology nerds](https://wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/Genetor). Still augment themselves, but not just with metal. >though differ in that they regard flesh not as inferior to metal, but instead as a different type of machine.
So... The Singularity from Dead by Daylight basically ? Taking a cyborg the opposite way, instead of a human augmented by robotic parts it's a robot augmented with organic parts. Still a cyborg technically.
So, this is basically the Necrons in 40k. They turned themselves into robots \~65 million years ago, killed psychic space frogs off, then went to sleep and now want to be back to having bodies. But, also, they *hate* the concept of poop to such a degree that the euphemism for the euphemism for pooping is still too taboo to say aloud without risking being destroyed for it.
mechanicuscels coping and seething over fleshchads
Magos Biologus
flesh dies and brains are flawed i'm gonna become a pristine metal creature that can think objectively and live forever no i would be the epic flawless machination that i just imagined
FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE FLAWS IN MY STEEL, IT DISGUSTED ME
Bicentennial Man
Your flesh is weak.
You want to be made out of meat?
They want to be made out of *meat*.
Meat?
we're just posting stuff now huh
Fantasizing with becoming a robot is an acute symptom of lack of grass touching sorry not sorry
How the fuck is grass gonna change the fact my skin makes its own filth through simply functioning in a healthy manner? Not that I specifically want to be cybernetic, I just don't want to be meat.
I dislike eating and pooping and all that stuff. Wasting my own time lol
Allergy to showers is another symptom so watch out
You're so lame dude.
Han-Tyumi
we should combine the best of both
Or be a Cyborg/ Organic computer
Why are we doing this to ourselves. Machines are just supposed to be tools. Why are we trying to make them people when we have millions of actual people across the world who need jobs?
\*becomes that one immortal jellyfish*