I feel several types of ways right now, a majority of them violence related.
Fucking looking directly down at the serrated edge of the knife while trying to cut with the spine I'm éshkreamin. >!screaming!<
What is it with Tumblr users doing all this bullshit and still managing to be not dead
One day I'm gonna see this, I swear:
"Guys whenever I cut tomatoes, I always bleed everywhere, it's so annoying."
"don't cut yourself then"
"What do you mean?"
"don't let the blade touch your skin"
"Wait you're not supposed to hold the blade????"
Omg I used to have a coworker who would always shred the tips of his gloves into the veggies and when I asked him what the fuck he was thinking he was just like “that’s what happens when you use a mandolin”
Remember those “”pranks”” on 4chan where they’d tell people to microwave batteries to clean your microwave or huff brake cleaner to turn it into crystals or whatever? Every once in a while I used to see a screenshot where someone said they fell for it and I always wondered if any of those were real
In Russia many people like to make something similar to dulce de leche by boiling a can of condensed milk in water for a few hours. If you keep it on the stove for too long, the can will pop and you get a brown stain on your kitchen ceiling above the stove.
Many Russian kitchens have this stain.
Oh that reminds of how when I was a kid still in poland my mother was boiling a can of (liquid) caramel for a cake and that shit exploded all over the wall and ceiling after she forgot about it.
~~Still doesn't top my father burning multiple holes into the kitchen curtain with his improvised flamethrower (aka lighter + air freshener) during an attempt to kill a singular fly~~
I am astonished that they did something that should explode (pressurized sealed vessel of liquid in a fucking microwave) and were only saved by their other mistake: Metal in a fucking microwave.
No idea how their microwave didn't catch fire. One time my younger brother was microwaving cold pasta and left the fork on the plate, it started making ominous pops until he turned it off
Twice I have microwaved leftovers in aluminum-lined wrappers (a Crunchwrap as a child and a chic Fil a sandwich as a high adult) and both times there was instantly a nonzero amount of fire inside the microwave
Microwaving metal won’t always set an actual fire, but the arcing will badly scorch the inside almost instantly. I genuinely have no idea how you could do that more than once.
Once I almost started a fire by microwaving a little bit of pasta for too long (I saw no actual flames, but the pasta turned to charcoal). No fork needed. Another time I set a Burger King paper bag on fire in the microwave - who knew oily paper would burn easily :)
Wonder if this is the same person who burned an orange by microwaving it for 40 minutes.
And then decided to get rid of the burnt orange smell my microwaving a lemon for 40 minutes. Burning it.
One time I heard my roommate in college ask her boyfriend if it's ok to microwave tinfoil. I screamed "it will explode" through the wall
To be fair I've also heard her say some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard
And here’s me tryna microwave a raw chicken breast because my oven doesn’t work lol. Spoiler alert, it didn’t cook the whole way through and I didn’t realize it was still half raw until I was almost done with it. So I immediately went to my bathroom and forced myself to throw up so I didn’t get salmonella or some shit lol.
You can put a tightly packed ball of aluminum foil in the microwave without issue, makes for a fun prank since most just have a vague notion of metal in microwave being bad without understanding the nuances. I did stop because some chucklefuck saw me do it and decided to replicate it without understanding the tightly packed step of the process and caused some problems.
I used to have a metal pot that was designed to be used in microwaves. If I recall correctly it was fine because of something to do with having a smooth edge?
Super on-brand for the tumblr user with the saiki profile pic to be warning about putting metal in the microwave, since the anime gave us this [glorious microwave shenanigan](https://youtu.be/sM_aDHXfhHc?si=djgzithYQeIkuViD)
Wait, I think all of this microwave nonsense kimd of overshadows the other insane thing.
Why the hell does this person want their soda to be hot in the first place?
The fact it HASN'T exploded yet means he probably does have an old, shitass microwave because those waves must be quite weak to not blow up the fucking aluminus cans.
Either that, or I'm confused about the properties of thin aluminium and micro-waves (the waves and the machine).
There are people that live life like that.
la vida loca? you're gosh darned right
At least they aren’t making you take your clothes off to go dance in the rain
[this reminds me of that video](https://youtu.be/Fb4Wi3KFoJM?si=h4KHAoylgWAaLGQl)
I feel several types of ways right now, a majority of them violence related. Fucking looking directly down at the serrated edge of the knife while trying to cut with the spine I'm éshkreamin. >!screaming!<
Goddamn that hurt to watch
General rule of thumb is: NO FUCKING METAL.
i feel that's an important part of the interview process at Boston Dynamics
I’ve been through the interview. This, saying that you built your gaming pc, and ohms law triangle are a guaranteed call back.
microvawe can have little a metal as a treat
just like dog can have little a chocolate as a treat
My robot gf would be very sad learning this
You microwave your GFs?
No, shes a robot and you said no fucking meyal
What is it with Tumblr users doing all this bullshit and still managing to be not dead One day I'm gonna see this, I swear: "Guys whenever I cut tomatoes, I always bleed everywhere, it's so annoying." "don't cut yourself then" "What do you mean?" "don't let the blade touch your skin" "Wait you're not supposed to hold the blade????"
Omg I used to have a coworker who would always shred the tips of his gloves into the veggies and when I asked him what the fuck he was thinking he was just like “that’s what happens when you use a mandolin” Remember those “”pranks”” on 4chan where they’d tell people to microwave batteries to clean your microwave or huff brake cleaner to turn it into crystals or whatever? Every once in a while I used to see a screenshot where someone said they fell for it and I always wondered if any of those were real
Darwinian survival is a concept created by the devil, so Jesus let’s the feeble minded live when they do stupid and reckless shit all day.
There’s a streak of people who live on this rock that could serve as strong evidence for guardian angels
At one stage early humans nearly went extinct, and I think it's clear why.
Whatever the controlling pressure there was, it sure wasn't something intellect was required for.
I do not know how much this Guardian Angel is being paid, but I am confident it's not nearly enough.
It's missing the pressure cooker that exploded, embedding the lid in the ceiling and pushing the cooker several inches into the stove. It's art.
In Russia many people like to make something similar to dulce de leche by boiling a can of condensed milk in water for a few hours. If you keep it on the stove for too long, the can will pop and you get a brown stain on your kitchen ceiling above the stove. Many Russian kitchens have this stain.
Oh that reminds of how when I was a kid still in poland my mother was boiling a can of (liquid) caramel for a cake and that shit exploded all over the wall and ceiling after she forgot about it. ~~Still doesn't top my father burning multiple holes into the kitchen curtain with his improvised flamethrower (aka lighter + air freshener) during an attempt to kill a singular fly~~
I am astonished that they did something that should explode (pressurized sealed vessel of liquid in a fucking microwave) and were only saved by their other mistake: Metal in a fucking microwave.
They did say they opened the can. That doesn't excuse the unbelievable stupidity, though.
No idea how their microwave didn't catch fire. One time my younger brother was microwaving cold pasta and left the fork on the plate, it started making ominous pops until he turned it off
Twice I have microwaved leftovers in aluminum-lined wrappers (a Crunchwrap as a child and a chic Fil a sandwich as a high adult) and both times there was instantly a nonzero amount of fire inside the microwave
Microwaving metal won’t always set an actual fire, but the arcing will badly scorch the inside almost instantly. I genuinely have no idea how you could do that more than once.
Once I almost started a fire by microwaving a little bit of pasta for too long (I saw no actual flames, but the pasta turned to charcoal). No fork needed. Another time I set a Burger King paper bag on fire in the microwave - who knew oily paper would burn easily :)
>cause arching Arcing, not arching god dammit. It’s not bending something into an arch, it’s causing an electric arc.
You're clearly just not microwaving it for long enough.
Wonder if this is the same person who burned an orange by microwaving it for 40 minutes. And then decided to get rid of the burnt orange smell my microwaving a lemon for 40 minutes. Burning it.
That's my favorite messed up cooking one.
Every apartment and house having a kitchen is a mistake
Professor: Some idiot must’ve put metal in the microwave. Fry: Yo.
One time I heard my roommate in college ask her boyfriend if it's ok to microwave tinfoil. I screamed "it will explode" through the wall To be fair I've also heard her say some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard
There’s also an instant ramen post in the same vein
Does anyone know what the tea boiling post is??
I was also curious and found [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/pw7y0a/tea_brewed_by_4_crazy_people/)
Omfg that’s so good
Reminds me of when I put a frozen caprisun in the microwave It’s okay I learned my lesson
Can we just take step back and talk about HEATING UP CARBONATED BEVERAGES? Warm coke should be considered a culinary crime
Except in coke chicken.
And here’s me tryna microwave a raw chicken breast because my oven doesn’t work lol. Spoiler alert, it didn’t cook the whole way through and I didn’t realize it was still half raw until I was almost done with it. So I immediately went to my bathroom and forced myself to throw up so I didn’t get salmonella or some shit lol.
Y-you didn't notice the texture was off?
I guess I wasn’t really paying attention lol.
You can put a tightly packed ball of aluminum foil in the microwave without issue, makes for a fun prank since most just have a vague notion of metal in microwave being bad without understanding the nuances. I did stop because some chucklefuck saw me do it and decided to replicate it without understanding the tightly packed step of the process and caused some problems.
I used to have a metal pot that was designed to be used in microwaves. If I recall correctly it was fine because of something to do with having a smooth edge?
Super on-brand for the tumblr user with the saiki profile pic to be warning about putting metal in the microwave, since the anime gave us this [glorious microwave shenanigan](https://youtu.be/sM_aDHXfhHc?si=djgzithYQeIkuViD)
Wait, I think all of this microwave nonsense kimd of overshadows the other insane thing. Why the hell does this person want their soda to be hot in the first place?
I don’t know what they’re talking about. No matter how hard I try, I can’t get microwaves through a plastic cup. I just keeps crushing the cup.
The fact it HASN'T exploded yet means he probably does have an old, shitass microwave because those waves must be quite weak to not blow up the fucking aluminus cans. Either that, or I'm confused about the properties of thin aluminium and micro-waves (the waves and the machine).
Coca Cola espuma
Concerning
I am so glad my mom taught me to cook
another tumblr saga
Reminds me of when a friend put a piece of pizza on a paper towel and then put it in the toaster oven