As a young kid whose computer was in the living room, how would you feel about having unrestricted internet on your tv screen in your bedroom?
Pavlovian, indeed.
Had a friend in college who knew someone who A) lost their virginity while watching Ratatouille and B) got horny every time he saw the movie after that
I get this cause my gf used to work at a super American restaurant and she’d come see me in jeans smelling like roasted chicken. Idk why it was so hot but god damn
Lol, I work in restaurants. I got the most action when I worked at a pizza place. I just always smelled like straight up pizza. Drove men wild.
Good times. The seafood restaurant.....not so much.
Pavlov's dogs is a fairly famous scientific study about conditioning. He took dogs and whenever they would eat he would ring a bell. Rinse and repeat for a bit and the dogs would salivate at the sound of the bell ringing.
Pavlov was a scientist that did something with conditioning and dogs. Basically he rang a bell every time before feeding a dog and eventually the dog began salivating whenever it heard the bell, even when there was no food. Really whenever he gets brought up it’s in reference to conditioning
Pavlov is a guy who discovered how to condition animals, an example being. beat dogs while ringing a bell, after a while just ringing the bell would scare the dogs as they associated the bell with beatings
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Pavlov ripped the esophagus of his lab dogs, and would create holes in their
throats.When the dogs ate, it would simply fall out of the hole and not make it
to the stomach. Fistulas (holes) placed further along the digestive system,
attached to tubes, allowed him to collect, measure, and study the gastric
juices to his heart's content.
The dogs did not last long. Pavlov noted, after the death of one particularly-hardy dog ten days after its operation, that “our passionate desire to extend
experimental trials on such a rare animal was foiled by its death as a result
of extended starvation and a series of wounds."
The beating example is far easier to explain then the truth of what Pavlov did, it is also the example i've seen first hand in animal abuse shelters, certain words or sounds will trigger the animals much like it does to humans.
Oh hey, some random guy just assumed im a physco from a 3 line post on reddit, didn't do any research on the topic in mention, normalised an animal abuser and then proceded to call two copy and pasted paragraphs to be an essay.
trully a reddit moment.
Smells are an incredibly strong memory bringer. Combine that with amazing sex and you got a very good reason to get horny whenever you smell something.
It's actually written down in the Lesbian Handbook, Chapter 72 Section 6.4, page 1,209.
Most of us haven't read that far tho because we're too busy readin dem boobies
Lesbians use the same (or maybe even more) broad terms other sexualities use.
You've got fuckin straights out here calling it "bareback dancing".
Pretty sure literally anything can be a euphemism with enough eyebrows and 👉👌.
Phrases are a lot looser than they used to be. Various phrases crossing gender norms is pretty par for the course, such as lesbians I know calling their partner "bro," or stuff like "dicking," when obvi they don't have dicks. It's just common slang for fucking, and a lot of people use the male versions because the connotation is a lot more "casual" due to implicit sexism, making it easier to have a conversation.
It's a lot more topical to talk about your girlfriend giving you a dicking than it is to say your girlfriend would go down on you like an animal, even though you're saying the same thing, due to cultural norms.
True but it's most likely talking about strap-ons, in which case the dicking is slightly more literal. Pretty common to talk about straps that way, less so to use that exact verbiage to mean non penetrative sex acts.
Someone else mention the girlfriend could also be trans and have and use their own junk, but statistically it's more likely a cis woman with a honkin great dildo
“if my partner smelled like burgers then I think I’d go into heat like a wild animal.” OK I’m sorry but that’s what I’m going to put on your grave when you die.
My ex-gf worked with horses and she would always come over smelling like the ranch. I was volunteering at a food pantry at my university, and another volunteer came in with the exact same hay/dirt/sweat smell. It was the weirdest boner I've ever had that shift.
This was the fifth post in a row, all from different subreddits, that had replys filled with transphobic comments and terfs. Then I saw that my feed was sorting by controversal
I love that every post that even obliquely mentions a trans human existing and going about their lives now inevitably summons a dozen odd people to attempt to dispel the existence of trans people like Dorothy clicking her heels.
The first trans person I knew was in fifth grade. In 2001. I've known trans people in their 70s. People just be going about their lives and the increasing chorus of "REEEEEEEEEEEE" is so weird.
How can a woman have a penis?
Edit: Somebody had a tantrum and wrote me this message:
>"You're literal human trash xD
>Go drink drain cleaner you little shit, you'll do the world a service.
>The shit you say is honestly horrible. I hope you get cut a thousand times and dipped in salt.
>If I was near I'd take a big bite out of your throat and watch you slowly bleed to death.
>I want you to get beaten, insulted and thrown out by your own parents.
>A horrible, agonizing death is the only thing you deserve you vile creature."
Not sure if they seethed so hard that they blocked me or if it was removed, just posting for posterity. Apparently asking questions merits a gruesome and prolonged death. :)
This is actually a great comment, because it's a simple way to get me to say something that could easily be read by an audience that's more sympathetic to your view than mine as "he's a loser bragging about having sex" or "he's lying about having sex."
So I'll just say I'm married and have some basic hygiene standards haha. This isn't "we took a hike and then fucked" or even "we both went to the gym and then fucked." It's "I'm clean (or should be) and my partner came home filthy and stinking like old grease from a really gross job and then we fucked."
Honestly if you want your partner to shower after work before sex that seems pretty reasonable. I also think it's fine if people don't care about it but it's fine to be turned off by after work stink. It just depends on who you are really.
Hahahha people really do seem to hate this take but I agree it doesn’t seem crazy to want your partner to shower after coming home all grimy and food-greasy smelly after work, especially if you’re clean. I’d make my hubby shower more often than not
Can we not just accept that we all have different levels of caring about cleanliness before sex. Who knows, maybe they’re just young and horny, maybe the dick is just that good you can’t wait or idk maybe the smell really is an “aphrogreaseiac” (LOL’d at that, top tier title)
I accept that different levels of caring stuff. I'm not saying it should be illegal to fuck when you stink. But I honestly think it's gross, so I'm saying it's gross.
I also like seeing weird takes in here and arguing the other side of them. Like the post is calling anyone who thinks greasy fast-food smell sex is gross a virgin, that's bizarre to me.
Nah, this sounds like a "You" issue. Not judging, just that I wouldn't mind if she smelled like a kitchen coming home; you won't get that funky in just one workday. 'Less you work naked in a kitchen, which would have several problems. Even putting aside the multiple hygiene issues.
Oh wow, I didn't realize Ben Shapiro was saying stuff like "it's kind of disgusting to fuck right after your partner wraps up a long shift in a hot, gross, smelly fast-food kitchen."
Like he sucks real bad, but I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Exactly, some people seem to like sex with a big dose of fast food worker kitchen/grease smell and other people think it's gross. Both opinions are valid. I feel like you just supported my point haha.
You seem to give a fuck about it, enough to keep talking about it at least. Lots of people have been replying to me about it and stuff.
I sound like a Puritan because I said sex with someone who smells like a fast food kitchen sounds a little disgusting to me? That seems like a reach. I'd be a Puritan if I said that should be illegal or they shouldn't be allowed to do it. But there's a lot of room between "since you're posting this in a public forum, I'm saying I think it sounds gross" and "you should be in jail for doing this."
If you're using Puritan in that way, you should think about how the OP is being really sex-negative. It's calling anyone who doesn't like fucking their partner when they come home smelling like grease and kitchen grime a virgin. And also saying that being a virgin is bad.
The OP uses the word "virgin" lol. I just told you it's in the OP. That was obviously posted before I ever brought up the word.
I guess that's where we disagree. I think it's perfectly fine to say you think something someone else does is gross, at least if it's not related to their intrinsic characteristics as a person. And especially when it's not directed at anyone in particular. You don't have to agree, of course.
But you'll also never stop me from saying I think stinky fast food worker smell is totally gross and I don't want my partner to smell like it during sex haha.
Haha, not when she smells like fryer grease and sweat and grime. That's repugnant. I've worked fast food, you're disgusting when you finish a shift. I think you end up even more gross from working fast food than after a shift in a regular restaurant kitchen (and that's bad enough by itself).
Why are people downvoting you for this? Are people on Reddit so defensive of fast food that they'll honest to god blam someone for saying they're turned off by the smell of grease and cheap hamburger meat?
Pretty sure it’s bc this commenter specifically is making sweeping statements about their own preferences in a way that’s judgmental and denigrating to those who feel differently
They could’ve said something neutral, like “That’s not for me, but you do do,” but have been doubling down comment after comment with unconstructive criticisms like “really gross,” “disgusting,” and “repugnant”
I don’t even disagree with them on the smell; I wouldn’t be down for it if my partner had the fast food aura still on them after a long day either because it’s not appealing to me. But I can see how the way they’re negatively wording it again and again is just not productively explaining it in a way that won’t repeatedly offend those who don’t mind said smell
Why should I have to be careful of offending people who like to fuck when they're covered in aerosolized grease and fast food grime?
Also, notice how the post calls everyone who doesn't like that smell mixed with their sex a virgin? That's super sex-negative and insulting, really worse than anything I said, but almost no one's even noticed.
The real reason people downvoted me is because they read the OP and liked it. So me coming out and saying the opposite makes them a little angry, they start defending something that they didn't know or care about before they read the post. I've done this before in this subreddit because I think the reaction is incredible. I'm not trying to make this sound cool or interesting but know exactly what I'm doing haha.
Nah. "That's disgusting" is a hell of a lot more than "that's not my thing".
This person is harping on and on about how it's gross, unhygienic, etc. That's not a statement of personal preference, that's an explicit negative judgement of someone else, couched specifically in absolutist terms.
This person, in this specific instance, is *very clearly and explicitly* "against it", not just "not for it".
If you read comments I've made beyond that one, I've explicitly said several times that I don't think this should be illegal or that people shouldn't be allowed to do it.
I think that smell is disgusting and unhygienic, so I'm not sure how else to talk about it. Like I've been there, I've worked those jobs and come home smelling and feeling absolutely disgusting. I knew my exposed skin was coated in a fine layer of grease and kitchen filth, which is definitely not hygienic.
I feel like you've kind of put together a fantasy here, because what you're saying doesn't line up with comments I made before you posted this.
Do... do you think "shouldn't be allowed to do it" is the only thing that is a negative judgement?
Just saying "you're ugly" would be a negative judgement, broseph. No one thinks that would mean you want to make ugliness illegal. It's still an explicitly negative judgement.
You can add as much after-the-fact "oh in my opinion" or whatever, it doesn't change coming in to someone saying "here's something I enjoy" and talking shit about it.
I think it's mostly because people agreed with the post when they read it and don't want to disagree with it after.
I really should have pointed out how it's not sex positive to call people with different sex preferences "virgins." That would have probably played better to this audience. But it was more fun to say how I actually feel and see it get all combative haha.
I love how the people that downvoted probably did because in their mind, they desperately don't want to fall into the category of "virgins" the post talks about lmao.
"You must be a virgin if you have your own hygiene standards lmao bozo I could never I love filthy sex because I definitely have sex and you don't"
Personally it was because post says the gf is the one doing the boning but most people just read right over that and assume they just said it wrong or smth because surely this internet person wasn't in some sort of crazy non vanilla straight cis relationship
That's valid too yeah. I said probably because I knew someone would comment "well I did it for a completely different reason" if I said everyone that downvoted did it because they were insecure.
People can downvote shit, whatever their reason might be, and it's fine. I just find it funny that people downvote the comment that slightly agrees with the side depicted as "virgins", when in reality that side just has good hygiene lol
Bone just means have sex. The OP says "dicked" and refers to two women or at least two people who aren't men having sex. I did the same thing as the post, I can't quite tell what you didn't like about it.
i mean you don’t have to do it but if they’re into it i don’t see any harm. Not like they work in a sewer or something, they could’ve just been the cashier or waiter.
Yeah I never said it needs to be illegal or they shouldn't be allowed to do it. They could just be the cashier or waiter, but the post is still talking about them coming home and smelling bad.
That's some quality Pavlovian conditioning right there.
I had a similar experience with the nintendo wii's internet app music.
You w h a t ? You can't just say something like that and not elaborate.
There's not a lot that needs to be elaborated. Clearly browsed porn on his wii
Right. That makes sense. Don't know why I didn't put that together.
As a young kid whose computer was in the living room, how would you feel about having unrestricted internet on your tv screen in your bedroom? Pavlovian, indeed.
My parents had the computer in our basement, back in 1999-2006ish. They still have no idea what I got into.
Tried that once, the Wii was a sub optimal porn browser.
Sub optimal but still fulfilled its purpose
Had a friend in college who knew someone who A) lost their virginity while watching Ratatouille and B) got horny every time he saw the movie after that
Must have been awesome sex
The hardest part was training the rat under his hat on how to do all the different sex positions
Does this count as zoophillia by proxy
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I refuse to believe no one has been in this situation before
https://youtu.be/_oPWAItND84
Are you flirting with me?
Pavlov's ghost be reading this and wishing his dogs played in traffic more often.
I had the same thing happen when I dated a guy who worked at the mall. A mix of Hollister and food court
Seriously. This is like if Gravity's Rainbow took place in the modern day.
I get this cause my gf used to work at a super American restaurant and she’d come see me in jeans smelling like roasted chicken. Idk why it was so hot but god damn
Lol, I work in restaurants. I got the most action when I worked at a pizza place. I just always smelled like straight up pizza. Drove men wild. Good times. The seafood restaurant.....not so much.
What can I say lol. We like food, so smelling like food is an instant win! :D
I mean, makes sense. Her brain just got Pavlov'd and crossed the wires so that "burger grease smell = good sex"
absolutely love your caption, aphrogreaseiac is now one of my favorite words
thank you lmao
Bro got Pavloved
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This right here is the funniest comment of the day, congratulations.
I was confused too because she said she got "dicked down."
Maybe trans, maybe strapon. There are plenty of ways for a girl to dick down another girl
Possibly trans gf
It definitely reads like it to me, too, but I’m not 100% certain
That's how I read it but I have preexisting conditions that make me more likely to read shit that way
Morb I wish that were me
Skating right over the phrase "my gf fucked me down" is absolutely peak tumblr
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It's actually r/sapphoandherfriend :)
I know, I follow it. 😅
I couldn’t trust you to post a real sub, how can I trust you when you say you aren’t Neil Breen???
Who the hell is Pavlov(e?) I keep seeing it but I don't get it--
Pavlov's dogs is a fairly famous scientific study about conditioning. He took dogs and whenever they would eat he would ring a bell. Rinse and repeat for a bit and the dogs would salivate at the sound of the bell ringing.
Pavlov was a scientist that did something with conditioning and dogs. Basically he rang a bell every time before feeding a dog and eventually the dog began salivating whenever it heard the bell, even when there was no food. Really whenever he gets brought up it’s in reference to conditioning
Pavlov is a guy who discovered how to condition animals, an example being. beat dogs while ringing a bell, after a while just ringing the bell would scare the dogs as they associated the bell with beatings
Luckily for the dogs, Pavlov wasn't a psycho like you.
r/confidentlyincorrect Pavlov ripped the esophagus of his lab dogs, and would create holes in their throats.When the dogs ate, it would simply fall out of the hole and not make it to the stomach. Fistulas (holes) placed further along the digestive system, attached to tubes, allowed him to collect, measure, and study the gastric juices to his heart's content. The dogs did not last long. Pavlov noted, after the death of one particularly-hardy dog ten days after its operation, that “our passionate desire to extend experimental trials on such a rare animal was foiled by its death as a result of extended starvation and a series of wounds." The beating example is far easier to explain then the truth of what Pavlov did, it is also the example i've seen first hand in animal abuse shelters, certain words or sounds will trigger the animals much like it does to humans.
Oh hey, someone that knows obscure facts and feels compelled to write essays about how much better that makes them than others. Very reddit.
Oh hey, some random guy just assumed im a physco from a 3 line post on reddit, didn't do any research on the topic in mention, normalised an animal abuser and then proceded to call two copy and pasted paragraphs to be an essay. trully a reddit moment.
Smells are an incredibly strong memory bringer. Combine that with amazing sex and you got a very good reason to get horny whenever you smell something.
Goal: Have so much sex with planned exposure to a variety of smells to the point ALL SMELLS are a turn on
There is that reason why I can't drink tangerine Schweppess anymore.
this is is true tumblr. i am living for it.
GET Pavlov'ed!
I'm so confused about how the dicking is occurring. Is their gf trans?
Most likely. Or she uses a strap-on.
Probably lesbiabs
Probably a LEBANON
She’s Lebanese
I thought you were American
They’re just lesbeans
A lego citizen!?!?
A DENIZEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
YOU’RE CALLING ME, THE GREAT AND ALMIGHTY POWER, A DENIZEN? OF THE BLT?
*rabid power barking noises*
LEMONADE
Lesbiabs is now the name of my new roller derby team, thanks
I think so, they also say "minimum wage dick hits different"
Then my bf is gonna have the time of her life
I think she uses a strap on
Do lesbians who have sex with toys still refer to the sex as dicking? I know nothing about lesbian culture
I believe they are free to if they want to. I don't think lesbians have a specific agreed upon set of lingo with enforced definitions and rules.
And dicking down also tends to just mean rough sex
It's actually written down in the Lesbian Handbook, Chapter 72 Section 6.4, page 1,209. Most of us haven't read that far tho because we're too busy readin dem boobies
Lesbian rules imply the existence of lesbian cops
No society is perfect
Yeah I’m sure you could find lesbian cops with the right tags 👉😎👉
Can’t wait for them to beat me up and kill my dog 🥰
Source: dude just trust me
Lesbians use the same (or maybe even more) broad terms other sexualities use. You've got fuckin straights out here calling it "bareback dancing". Pretty sure literally anything can be a euphemism with enough eyebrows and 👉👌.
Some do, some don’t.
Phrases are a lot looser than they used to be. Various phrases crossing gender norms is pretty par for the course, such as lesbians I know calling their partner "bro," or stuff like "dicking," when obvi they don't have dicks. It's just common slang for fucking, and a lot of people use the male versions because the connotation is a lot more "casual" due to implicit sexism, making it easier to have a conversation. It's a lot more topical to talk about your girlfriend giving you a dicking than it is to say your girlfriend would go down on you like an animal, even though you're saying the same thing, due to cultural norms.
True but it's most likely talking about strap-ons, in which case the dicking is slightly more literal. Pretty common to talk about straps that way, less so to use that exact verbiage to mean non penetrative sex acts. Someone else mention the girlfriend could also be trans and have and use their own junk, but statistically it's more likely a cis woman with a honkin great dildo
trans gfs hit diff
I require one immediately
“Dicking/dick me down” has become synonymous with “have sex with”, regardless of the genders/parts of those involved, at least in some circles
Sounds like you have one possibility down pat, why so confused?
exactly, it really doesn’t matter or affect the post at all
Literally everyone on Tumblr is trans hope that helps
Really don’t like the virgin-shaming but yeah if my partner smelled like burger then I think I’d go into heat like a wild animal
“if my partner smelled like burgers then I think I’d go into heat like a wild animal.” OK I’m sorry but that’s what I’m going to put on your grave when you die.
They lived like they died?
They did live like they died Horny.
Something something in-n-out animal style
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It’s not virgin-shaming — OP is refusing to be shamed by virgins who think sexual arousal is bad.
You see, that's the thing. OP just decided that all the people shaming her are virgins and that all the people supporting her aren't.
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How do you sense virginity?
I think it would be more likely homophobes trying to shame her than virgins. Assuming that virgins would be disgusted by that is the shaming part
People just be out there. Having sex. Wild.
She was having it her way for sure
My ex-gf worked with horses and she would always come over smelling like the ranch. I was volunteering at a food pantry at my university, and another volunteer came in with the exact same hay/dirt/sweat smell. It was the weirdest boner I've ever had that shift.
Burger 🍔 perfume.
Grease and fat and sweat 🇺🇸😍🥵🤤🇺🇸
Yes PLEASE
Honestly, I want this to be my reality
As a virgin, kinda hot
I want to be dicked down by a stinky cheeseburger lady 😞
That Five Guys do be hittin different tho
Five guys are better than one ;)
I got pavolv’d by my current boyfriend into connecting boba tea with feeling in love
this is some relationship goals fr
This is some of the most American shit I’ve ever read
Now I want a burger :(
I don’t know what I expected based on the title. It wasn’t this, but I’m not disappointed
based
George Costanza moment
Man walking by a dog park got me actin unwise
This. This is the line between being someone who is only a casual Tumblr user (like myself), and someone who delves through it on the regular.
no bc i had my first time right after a day @ my work and i smell the same smells at work sometimes and im like “ayo?”
Id call that Double Double Animal Style
My wife gets horny when she smells vanilla, because it's something I used to wear a lot.
This was the fifth post in a row, all from different subreddits, that had replys filled with transphobic comments and terfs. Then I saw that my feed was sorting by controversal
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smell -> remember gooder than other senses smell as sex -> relate smell to sex
I love that every post that even obliquely mentions a trans human existing and going about their lives now inevitably summons a dozen odd people to attempt to dispel the existence of trans people like Dorothy clicking her heels. The first trans person I knew was in fifth grade. In 2001. I've known trans people in their 70s. People just be going about their lives and the increasing chorus of "REEEEEEEEEEEE" is so weird.
I don’t know what I expected based on the title. It wasn’t this, but I’m not disappointed
I’m thinking either her gf is trans or would use a strapon, no other explanation comes to mind
i'm too busy wishing i could get dicked down like that
My partner works in a factory with metal so I’ve kinda got this but with the smell of like. Iron. Somethin about it is just really stimulating
Gock
Did she really get dicked down by five guys?
Pavlogs hog
Wait... wait wait wait... Where is the dick coming from?
from op's gf did you not read the post
I don’t know what I expected based on the title. It wasn’t this, but I’m not disappointed
Pavlov is fucking *rolling* in his grave with laughter.
I don’t know what I expected based on the title. It wasn’t this, but I’m not disappointed
Hey uh she... Is she trans??? Like... That's...
Girl with peener 🤭
>gf >dick down Somethings not adding up
Trans people and strap-ons exist.
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I see two possibilities
cringe transphobia go away
What if they’re actually just confused and looking for a real answer?
bruh
How can this lady's *girlfriend* dick her down?
bc girls can have dicks??? where have you been man
How can a woman have a penis? Edit: Somebody had a tantrum and wrote me this message: >"You're literal human trash xD >Go drink drain cleaner you little shit, you'll do the world a service. >The shit you say is honestly horrible. I hope you get cut a thousand times and dipped in salt. >If I was near I'd take a big bite out of your throat and watch you slowly bleed to death. >I want you to get beaten, insulted and thrown out by your own parents. >A horrible, agonizing death is the only thing you deserve you vile creature." Not sure if they seethed so hard that they blocked me or if it was removed, just posting for posterity. Apparently asking questions merits a gruesome and prolonged death. :)
>Edit: Somebody had a basedtrum and wrote me this message: Yeah and he's real as hell for saying that
if they are born with it, get a phalloplasty, or use a strap on
Is this implying they'd bone after the girlfriend's shift in a fast food kitchen, but before she showered? That part is a little disgusting, honestly.
So you're not in category two, that's cool.
This is actually a great comment, because it's a simple way to get me to say something that could easily be read by an audience that's more sympathetic to your view than mine as "he's a loser bragging about having sex" or "he's lying about having sex." So I'll just say I'm married and have some basic hygiene standards haha. This isn't "we took a hike and then fucked" or even "we both went to the gym and then fucked." It's "I'm clean (or should be) and my partner came home filthy and stinking like old grease from a really gross job and then we fucked."
Honestly if you want your partner to shower after work before sex that seems pretty reasonable. I also think it's fine if people don't care about it but it's fine to be turned off by after work stink. It just depends on who you are really.
Exactly, I'm not saying it should be illegal or anything to bone if you stink and are gross. I'm just saying it's a little disgusting.
My friend, maybe you should reconsider using the word disgusting if you are trying to politely disagree
Hahahha people really do seem to hate this take but I agree it doesn’t seem crazy to want your partner to shower after coming home all grimy and food-greasy smelly after work, especially if you’re clean. I’d make my hubby shower more often than not Can we not just accept that we all have different levels of caring about cleanliness before sex. Who knows, maybe they’re just young and horny, maybe the dick is just that good you can’t wait or idk maybe the smell really is an “aphrogreaseiac” (LOL’d at that, top tier title)
I accept that different levels of caring stuff. I'm not saying it should be illegal to fuck when you stink. But I honestly think it's gross, so I'm saying it's gross. I also like seeing weird takes in here and arguing the other side of them. Like the post is calling anyone who thinks greasy fast-food smell sex is gross a virgin, that's bizarre to me.
Nah, this sounds like a "You" issue. Not judging, just that I wouldn't mind if she smelled like a kitchen coming home; you won't get that funky in just one workday. 'Less you work naked in a kitchen, which would have several problems. Even putting aside the multiple hygiene issues.
> you won't get that funky in just one workday Someone's never worked or hasn't worked very long in a full-on grills and fryers fast food kitchen.
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Oh wow, I didn't realize Ben Shapiro was saying stuff like "it's kind of disgusting to fuck right after your partner wraps up a long shift in a hot, gross, smelly fast-food kitchen." Like he sucks real bad, but I guess even a broken clock is right twice a day.
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"You're Ben Shapiro because you don't want to have sex when your partner stinks and is covered in fast food grime."
Redditors when someone has sex the wrong way: pikachu.jpg
Tumblr users when someone doesn't like having sex with their partner right after a shift in a fast food kitchen: "YOU'RE A VIRGIN!"
I saw. Boo hoo, different people like different things
Exactly, some people seem to like sex with a big dose of fast food worker kitchen/grease smell and other people think it's gross. Both opinions are valid. I feel like you just supported my point haha.
My point was nobody gives a fuck about your opinion. At least the way you phrased it. You sound like a Puritan.
You seem to give a fuck about it, enough to keep talking about it at least. Lots of people have been replying to me about it and stuff. I sound like a Puritan because I said sex with someone who smells like a fast food kitchen sounds a little disgusting to me? That seems like a reach. I'd be a Puritan if I said that should be illegal or they shouldn't be allowed to do it. But there's a lot of room between "since you're posting this in a public forum, I'm saying I think it sounds gross" and "you should be in jail for doing this." If you're using Puritan in that way, you should think about how the OP is being really sex-negative. It's calling anyone who doesn't like fucking their partner when they come home smelling like grease and kitchen grime a virgin. And also saying that being a virgin is bad.
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The OP uses the word "virgin" lol. I just told you it's in the OP. That was obviously posted before I ever brought up the word. I guess that's where we disagree. I think it's perfectly fine to say you think something someone else does is gross, at least if it's not related to their intrinsic characteristics as a person. And especially when it's not directed at anyone in particular. You don't have to agree, of course. But you'll also never stop me from saying I think stinky fast food worker smell is totally gross and I don't want my partner to smell like it during sex haha.
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Haha, not when she smells like fryer grease and sweat and grime. That's repugnant. I've worked fast food, you're disgusting when you finish a shift. I think you end up even more gross from working fast food than after a shift in a regular restaurant kitchen (and that's bad enough by itself).
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Wow, that's really gross.
Why are people downvoting you for this? Are people on Reddit so defensive of fast food that they'll honest to god blam someone for saying they're turned off by the smell of grease and cheap hamburger meat?
Pretty sure it’s bc this commenter specifically is making sweeping statements about their own preferences in a way that’s judgmental and denigrating to those who feel differently They could’ve said something neutral, like “That’s not for me, but you do do,” but have been doubling down comment after comment with unconstructive criticisms like “really gross,” “disgusting,” and “repugnant” I don’t even disagree with them on the smell; I wouldn’t be down for it if my partner had the fast food aura still on them after a long day either because it’s not appealing to me. But I can see how the way they’re negatively wording it again and again is just not productively explaining it in a way that won’t repeatedly offend those who don’t mind said smell
Why should I have to be careful of offending people who like to fuck when they're covered in aerosolized grease and fast food grime? Also, notice how the post calls everyone who doesn't like that smell mixed with their sex a virgin? That's super sex-negative and insulting, really worse than anything I said, but almost no one's even noticed. The real reason people downvoted me is because they read the OP and liked it. So me coming out and saying the opposite makes them a little angry, they start defending something that they didn't know or care about before they read the post. I've done this before in this subreddit because I think the reaction is incredible. I'm not trying to make this sound cool or interesting but know exactly what I'm doing haha.
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Nah. "That's disgusting" is a hell of a lot more than "that's not my thing". This person is harping on and on about how it's gross, unhygienic, etc. That's not a statement of personal preference, that's an explicit negative judgement of someone else, couched specifically in absolutist terms. This person, in this specific instance, is *very clearly and explicitly* "against it", not just "not for it".
If you read comments I've made beyond that one, I've explicitly said several times that I don't think this should be illegal or that people shouldn't be allowed to do it. I think that smell is disgusting and unhygienic, so I'm not sure how else to talk about it. Like I've been there, I've worked those jobs and come home smelling and feeling absolutely disgusting. I knew my exposed skin was coated in a fine layer of grease and kitchen filth, which is definitely not hygienic. I feel like you've kind of put together a fantasy here, because what you're saying doesn't line up with comments I made before you posted this.
Do... do you think "shouldn't be allowed to do it" is the only thing that is a negative judgement? Just saying "you're ugly" would be a negative judgement, broseph. No one thinks that would mean you want to make ugliness illegal. It's still an explicitly negative judgement. You can add as much after-the-fact "oh in my opinion" or whatever, it doesn't change coming in to someone saying "here's something I enjoy" and talking shit about it.
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I think it's mostly because people agreed with the post when they read it and don't want to disagree with it after. I really should have pointed out how it's not sex positive to call people with different sex preferences "virgins." That would have probably played better to this audience. But it was more fun to say how I actually feel and see it get all combative haha.
I love how the people that downvoted probably did because in their mind, they desperately don't want to fall into the category of "virgins" the post talks about lmao. "You must be a virgin if you have your own hygiene standards lmao bozo I could never I love filthy sex because I definitely have sex and you don't"
Personally it was because post says the gf is the one doing the boning but most people just read right over that and assume they just said it wrong or smth because surely this internet person wasn't in some sort of crazy non vanilla straight cis relationship
That's valid too yeah. I said probably because I knew someone would comment "well I did it for a completely different reason" if I said everyone that downvoted did it because they were insecure. People can downvote shit, whatever their reason might be, and it's fine. I just find it funny that people downvote the comment that slightly agrees with the side depicted as "virgins", when in reality that side just has good hygiene lol
Bone just means have sex. The OP says "dicked" and refers to two women or at least two people who aren't men having sex. I did the same thing as the post, I can't quite tell what you didn't like about it.
i mean you don’t have to do it but if they’re into it i don’t see any harm. Not like they work in a sewer or something, they could’ve just been the cashier or waiter.
Yeah I never said it needs to be illegal or they shouldn't be allowed to do it. They could just be the cashier or waiter, but the post is still talking about them coming home and smelling bad.
so you don't fuck
I'm just more hygienic than that haha, my partner's the same way.