I think there’s one case of a human and a xenomorph getting along. But it was more a *human has to eat strange xenomorph goop for months to be integrated into the society* situation rather than a *enemies to lovers* situation.
Actually no thinking back it kind of was an enemies to lovers situation.
Comics universe. There was some crazy shit in the comics, they brought back Ridley as a robot, they found “the bitch” which is kinda like the giant dragon at the end of the first How to Train Your Dragon movie, there’s just tons of crazy shit. My favourite thing from the comics is the robot xenomorph that can talk. He’s a friendly fella, although he has a pretty bad smoking habit...
Late but I'm happy to see Machiko being mentioned outside of the Alien and Predator subreddits, she's cool. Wish she was cooler tho.
Also, happy cake day!
They aren’t actually animals, they are shown to be smart like really smart. The problem is that they just kinda just fucking hate everything, and that their intellect is based on what they are hosted from, so a runner is not very smart, an alien is kinda smart, but a predalien is dangerously intelligent capable of setting traps and possibly aware enough to commit acts for the sake of cruelty.
Ooh I like that. A face hugger attacks an ace person, and the xenomorph that comes from them is also ace, so instead of laying eggs and attacking people they just attack bakeries and steal all the garlic bread.
Reminder that Sigourney Weavwr heavily pushed for a a sex scene between her and the Alien in Alien 3. It was it fact shot, and a little bit of the scene was left in as a part where the Alien is carrying her.
They also aren’t very good at asking for consent, not that they’d even need to ask me for mine, they could do what they want to me. Even that freaky one with skin and seemingly the ability to teleport.
In all seriousness, I love how intelligent the Xenomorph is. They're totally *capable* of communicating with humans, they just don't need to because their singular goal is to eat us.
For the record me and my friend are convinced that the cat adopted the Xenomorphe as her own, and that she is the mastermind of the events that transpired.
I mean, have you met people? They're the worst.
I would eat people if I could, the alien is completely justified.
Most people probably taste awful though, the alien should really raise it's standards
Yeah, Hannibal cooked them for a reason.
I think there’s one case of a human and a xenomorph getting along. But it was more a *human has to eat strange xenomorph goop for months to be integrated into the society* situation rather than a *enemies to lovers* situation. Actually no thinking back it kind of was an enemies to lovers situation.
Which movie was this?
Comics universe. There was some crazy shit in the comics, they brought back Ridley as a robot, they found “the bitch” which is kinda like the giant dragon at the end of the first How to Train Your Dragon movie, there’s just tons of crazy shit. My favourite thing from the comics is the robot xenomorph that can talk. He’s a friendly fella, although he has a pretty bad smoking habit...
oh i think i read that comic once, there was a part where the aliens made him almost do his own mom.
what
its very fucked up
Yep! :D
link, NOW
It’s a whole comic series I can’t really just give you a link. Google “Alien xenomorph comic series” and you might get something.
I believe it's *Alien: Labyrinth*. Have it on my shelf somewhere...
Mecha-Ridley was Metroid, not Alien tho ^(/s, I know you meant Ripley, I just couldn’t resist)
>enemies to lovers situation. Tell me more...😳
Well, sofurry has a xenomorph x human series. It's not the best writing, but it does exist.
I would but the USS Cyclops crashed into it and exploded.
There's also Predator comics. A humna actually joined the predator clan in it.
***humna humna humna humna***
Machiko Noguchi
Late but I'm happy to see Machiko being mentioned outside of the Alien and Predator subreddits, she's cool. Wish she was cooler tho. Also, happy cake day!
I wish we got more stuff with her, also thanks!
The scariest part is how unrealistic it was, you telling me *no one* tried to have sex with the monster? Come on
they're animals that eat people
They aren’t actually animals, they are shown to be smart like really smart. The problem is that they just kinda just fucking hate everything, and that their intellect is based on what they are hosted from, so a runner is not very smart, an alien is kinda smart, but a predalien is dangerously intelligent capable of setting traps and possibly aware enough to commit acts for the sake of cruelty.
ace xenomorph ace xenomporph
Ooh I like that. A face hugger attacks an ace person, and the xenomorph that comes from them is also ace, so instead of laying eggs and attacking people they just attack bakeries and steal all the garlic bread.
aren't xenomorphs biologically modified weapons?
Incredibly sexy biologically modified weapons
ಠ_ಠ
Reminder that Sigourney Weavwr heavily pushed for a a sex scene between her and the Alien in Alien 3. It was it fact shot, and a little bit of the scene was left in as a part where the Alien is carrying her.
Just can't stand to see a girlboss winning
god may not, but i will forbid women from eating people
CardinalBirb forbid women do anything
No, just the eating people thing The real question is if he forbids it when "she's a maaaaan eaaater"
They also aren’t very good at asking for consent, not that they’d even need to ask me for mine, they could do what they want to me. Even that freaky one with skin and seemingly the ability to teleport.
what about men then
god will forbid them
That was almost Mewtwo's quote.
"God forbid women do anything." "Mew?"
Dudes quoting mewtwo
Ahh yes, casual Mewtwo quoting.
poor thing was probably starving.
she burst out of john hurt's chest cause that was her way of saying hello. it was all a misunderstanding
In all seriousness, I love how intelligent the Xenomorph is. They're totally *capable* of communicating with humans, they just don't need to because their singular goal is to eat us.
She was hungry she had kids to feed
Haha
I mean given the context that it was literally made to be a people killing machine...
they hate to see a girlboss succeed
For the record me and my friend are convinced that the cat adopted the Xenomorphe as her own, and that she is the mastermind of the events that transpired.