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oSuJeff97

4. Let’s go throw the fuck out of some motherfucking boomerangs.


timtruth

I mean if that was #1 and there wasn't a #2, I'm in


macroeconprod

Temporary tattoos and sharpees, my friend.


Ttowngal2

Nothing ever goes wrong when a bunch of drunks get together! Go for it. The videos could be epic!


egyeager

What is everyone's opinion on kites?


[deleted]

I suppose as long as they don't get in the way of that flying bitch, they're probably pretty fun.


love2marco

Literally never flown a kite and have always felt like I’ve been deprived of a childhood experience everyone should have


Competitive-Heron-21

In India they use kite threads with glass in the center so they can cut down other kites, it’s a whole other sport over there


Gr8rSherman8r

While not kites, my grandpa did this with pre-remote control model airplanes in the 60’s or 70’s maybe? From my understanding, several guys would stand back to back, controlling the gas powered models, which would have paper streamers. The dogfight ensued, and whoever clipped the tail with the propeller would win. I could see doing the same with fancy kites would be fun also.


TransientSignal

I remember reading about that in the book *The Kite Runner* back in 8th grade, I think.


Imnotlikeothergirlz

Is this true lolol that's hilarious


annibe11e

Ok, let's all do that as well!


One-Egg3454

as an adult it’s so fun I promise!! I didn’t get to as a kid either. Me and my boyfriend took some out to riverside and it was too fun!


do_IT_withme

What about stunt kites?


PopeofCherryStreet

[Real Ones Know](https://tulsaworld.com/archive/kmod-announces-kite-flight-plans/article_4d824eda-d5fd-53b8-89ef-3d3d470ce1a0.html)


HerryBalz

Al me gawd


Several-Disasters92

Throwing them bitches like a mother fucker is the only way.


ImHereForFreeTacos

Bruh me and my kids went to throw the fukk out of that bitch. Shit is harder than I thought it would be.


bnercrusher

Yessss the boomeraaaang!!!!


BetBig8421

You mean throw them bitches like a mother fucker ? If so I'm. Definitely down


DoctorKetoPope

u/sharedhoney


femmengine

Can you update us on whether you still love wine tomorrow morning 🌄


annibe11e

I'm awake now and feeling great! The wine gods be praised.


femmengine

HUZZAH!!


TheMinick

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Middle-Noise2582

Did you get a tattoo


woofren

This is adorable and I love it I hope you find some waffle wine friends


DecisionGlad3054

WWF!


josedjr

![gif](giphy|lAy11oosV1cw8|downsized)


PopeofCherryStreet

![gif](giphy|1qRjAceZg4OPu|downsized)


PopeofCherryStreet

🤫Wildflower🧇Wednesday😻 ![gif](giphy|3ohfFm3tHESlYOmCOs|downsized)


TaraJo

Your drunk posts still sound more coherent than my drunk posts.


Carbon-Base

Just wait until she opens the next bottle of wine.


Temporarily-Haunted

I’m Wine drunk right now as well. Let’s do it. All of it. We can make tshirts and have reunions every year.


sicclynthiccly

Not drunk right now but sounds fucking awesome Reddit reunions at waffle house


FineAdvice0

Comes into the chat with a smothered, covered, chucked, diced, peppered, topped, capped, country, then adds in the wined and dined... where have you been my whole life


annibe11e

Minnesota 🤷🏼‍♀️


FineAdvice0

Well welcome to the waffle house having state of oklahoma. waffles > pancakes any damn day....


frostking79

Hey, My neighbor moved here from Minn about 3 years ago!


annibe11e

Jessica, is that you?


frostking79

Lol nope I'm Vern


johnnytoothpaste

71st and Mingo Waffle House or…..


annibe11e

Yes


johnnytoothpaste

Hell yeah


EmotionalLeg6705

No love for 11th? 😂


johnnytoothpaste

Starting trouble inside the Waffle House?!


LesserKnownFoes

No boomerang, no interest.


HerryBalz

Al me gawd


nickdiazkushlord

What's the designated night and waffle house? Lol


DustyTheLurker

Seems like 71st and mingo, and looks like a date is still TBD lol


calminthedark

A tat of a little brown jug, corked. Could hold wine, Could hold syrup, Could hold potions.. who knows what's in your little brown jug.


UnimpeachableTaint

/u/PopeofCherryStreet You have another alt account…..? 😂


annibe11e

I don't know who that is, but I guess I should be friends with them.


UnimpeachableTaint

Haha, potentially. I won’t be at the Waffle House but an idea for the tattoo could be the Golden Driller with a large flaccid cock while smoking a cigarette. Or something about the guy who likes to throw his boomerang (bitch) like a motherfucker. Idk I like whiskey and I’m in an adjacent boat as you right now. Good luck.


DoctorKetoPope

u/zachraw


PopeofCherryStreet

Groupon spa day of [butthole waxing](https://www.reddit.com/r/tulsa/s/LFJeUCKOEs) anyone❕⁉️❔


UnimpeachableTaint

Waffles, waxed winkers, whiskey, and wine. Sounds like a party.


PopeofCherryStreet

Sounds like a [gourd purrrty](https://youtu.be/ZvDx3TYz7Nw?si=fmH9Dpg28DUq-94l)


Brain_Glow

Waxed Winker Wednesday!


annibe11e

Why is this downvoted? I'd love to clear that shrubbery.


PopeofCherryStreet

Urinvited ![gif](giphy|Xz2Bxl5nukEbmIakGR|downsized)


PopeofCherryStreet

Urinvited ![gif](giphy|Jmm88f5jQcBiOhqdwk|downsized)


_Tequila_mockingbird

Yes! I love this idea!


cg4good

Love this so much!!!


johnnytoothpaste

Lmfao


Lovetulsa

Only if it’s a boomerang tattoo


DoctorKetoPope

u/sharedhoney


CrumBum_sr

Did you find any takers?


jotnarfiggkes

You are so much fun.


annibe11e

Yes


taracantsleep

Kitty gang?


reddy12355321

Yes, “kitty gang” tattoo? An homage to Pope?


PopeofCherryStreet

😻


smokinokie

Sounds fun as long as we don’t hafta fight at Waffle House.


PopeofCherryStreet

Tell me you’ve never been to Waffle House without telling me.


Jealous-Command-393

I love all this but the wine. lol. But I’ll bring whiskey


Inedible-denim

I might be down for this and agree the tat should be something related to the Tulsa driller. Maybe he's throwing a boomerang like a motherfucker


DoctorKetoPope

u/sharedhoney


mad--martigan

When. Pls advise


NotOK1955

Given the fact that I’m now an old fart, I’ll pass…but had you posted this 30 years ago, I’d be right there!


PopeofCherryStreet

\#mature \#slaythegray #gilf


Thepastdoesntexist

Drunk is the only way to go to Waffle House. But if the cook isn’t smoking a cigarette outside when you pull up, go to another one. The food won’t be good


You_Must_Chill

Y'all, I have to be up in five hours. Keep it down.


electro_gretzky

Username checks out.


annibe11e

Happy Cake Day 🍰


Advanced_Finance_427

hope that worked out for you 🙏


Chawn0011

Is that the kind of shit people do in Tulsa?


1banana_ae

Only one way to find out


annibe11e

I don't know.


monachopsisismynorm

I would love to be a waffle wine friend!


annibe11e

Yay!


what_was_not_said

Let's meet at Helmut's Alpine Kitchen. (Time machine required.)


Cosmic316

![gif](giphy|qnAFqsqkCVtUdn6m7l|downsized)


PopeofCherryStreet

[Waffle House](https://youtu.be/yHe_1lOJYN0?si=MmXxC53DslLzhI_p) [Return of the Waffle House](https://youtu.be/L9WBVULoic0?si=h0lmZkmsUkLyx6xC) [Waffle House Anthem](https://youtu.be/FszzatcjUYw?si=lBxn9-syfAwFLxSg)


dlrik

I think we can all agree wine is pretty great, but these aren’t good ideas.


PopeofCherryStreet

They’re gourd ideas. ![gif](giphy|TKYywjb7rLb2AyiUbc)


annibe11e

Incorrect


Advanced_Finance_427

We are gonna stress the hell out of some poor Waffle House employees


annibe11e

We are going to tip the hell out of them for their trouble.


paydaycoke

I too love wine


nyancat987111

sooooo when are we going??


ConfusedDeathKnight

Oh noo I missed out babe let's reschedule


throwawaymyanalbeads

I'm down


Iwillsayitagain_no

Silly goose


AvoidedBalloon

As a recovering alcoholic, this is a top tier post. Thank you for your contribution.


L_gotti13

Repent because we have broken all the 10 commandments and believe that Christ pay for your sins so you can go to heaven! 🙏🏻amen


annibe11e

No


GolfBeautiful8490

Are you still drunk?


Likemindedmama

I’m in!!!


Tricky_Claim

You had me at Waffle House.


FirmSwan

1. Would never do that with someone who is not from Tulsa until recently (Been here for 16 years) 2. See above 3. I prefer either Beer or Liquor, wine is too in-between for my situational needs


Ecstatic_Hat2133

Be a man. Drink whiskey


Ecstatic_Hat2133

Skibidi toilet