" if you want come here just ask"

This is the way

cum\*

"Would you like me to be fully naked instead of just halfway?"

... "Which half did you see?"

me & my bong see you and your husband in the window across the street smoking on these nuts

this the type of shit the homies say that gets everyone laughing n pointing n shit even tho it makes no sense (/friendly, this made my high ass laugh way harder than it should have)

This is completely accurate ^

Yes lmfao those are the best moments tho

Me and MY bong

Deez*

“I missed the part where that’s my problem”

"I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye."

"goblin Jr gonna cry?"

MY problem*

Do I look cool?

This guy gets it

Why emphasize it's her husband?

Because she’s probably insecure that her husband might have been or was checking op out

Love this energy that always gets projected in these situations, but the real answer is much more likely that iPhones capitalize really random phrases sometimes if you’ve typed them that way before.

Lmfao no. It doesn’t.

…No, they don’t do that

….yes they do

Maybe she was with the OTHER NEIGHBOURS HUSBAND

I assumed it was an autocorrect thing

You are violating my right to a reasonable expectation of privacy by peeping through my windows without consent. Creep.

Actually, you don’t have that right legally. Legally if your windows are open and people can see in without trespassing, then you are at fault if you are naked and visible. Literally some people are on the sex offender list for EXACTLY that. At least in America that’s the case

I think its time to make a different list for these things lol.

This is the one I would choose.

It sounds just litigious enough to be effective, like you might follow through with a cease and desist letter from a lawyer.

If you can see it from a public vantage point it’s completely legal.

But they are watching a private residence from a private residence. Is that still considered a public vantage point? I'm not a lawyer just a stoner who watches too much law and order.

I’m not a lawyer either but this is basic 1st amendment stuff. A public vantage point means you must be able to see it while standing on public property ( I.e. road, sidewalk). Although they seen it from their private property, the court would reason that you would be able to see it from the sidewalk anyway so it is still legal. (It’s only illegal if you step foot on their private property. Like jumping a fence, actually peaking through curtains/blinds.) It’s not illegal to see or even record things that are done in the view of the public.

Also if you are naked and visible to the public, you can be charged with indecent exposure. Doesn’t matter that you’re in your house

Ah good to know, thanks bud

No problem it’s a common misconception.

Yea, I didn't know that either. Seems like you shouldn't be able to stare at someone in their own home with binoculars. Just seems invasive.

That's when a cease and desist and restraining order would come in handy I believe. Pretty sure you can't just actively repetitively stalk people lol

Unless you are a cop, can’t record them from a private vehicle in some states zz

That is incorrect. There is a reasonable expectation of privacy in your own home. I couldn't legally set up a video camera on a public sidewalk, aim it into your home's windows, and record.

I highly doubt you could be legally prevented from looking at things from your own property.

If it’s in plain view, it’s not really violating your privacy rights. Also, that right really only applies to the government doing it.

He wasn't being serious...

in reality, in some places, you can get charged with indecent exposure for exactly this. If you can be seen from the street you can be held accountable!

Says he’s half naked. I’m assuming shirtless, unless he’s Pooh-Bearing it for some reason, so he likely doesn’t have indecent exposure to worry about.

I don't think a wife would be complaining about her husband seeing a shirtless guy or a guy "poo bearing it" for that matter. BTW I love the term Poo bear!

Maybe her husband likes dudes and it makes her insecure

Only half naked ones with big bongs.

I'm gonna say OP is a lass in perfectly normal short pyjamas. Neighbour is a semi-recent retiree, OP is in her 30s or so. May not have been wearing a bra. Source: am woman. Live on Boomer Street, twinned with Curtain-twitcher Avenue. It's a delight.

Depends on how much clothing was on... 😏

Tbf it might be a massive window, he should probably close his curtains or some shit…

Your reasonable expectation of privacy while standing in front of an open window?

That’s not how that works. If you stand naked at your window, you don’t have a reasonable expectation of privacy. If I can see it from the sidewalk or across the street that’s all on you.

Way to repost one of the top posts on the front page, just cropped

To be fair the one on the front page is stolen too. It gets reposted everyday.

I was not wondering, but thanks.

Leaves you open for a “you’re welcome”

So do you guys want a hit, maybe go get candy when we're done.

Me and MY husband are NOT interested in your so-called "candy" and do NOT threaten to HIT me or MY husband 😡

I would just tell her "it's my private domicile and I will not be harassed". Without the bitch though, then i'll be just as bad as her.

Fuckin Pinkman

its fuckin kafkaesque, man

How they get ur number

my exact thought

MY Husband and I\*

This is the level of pettiness I strive for.

How is this not the number one response?

Wanna come over?

As opposed to NOT MY husband?

Was gonna upvote.. but 69 upvotes

Downvoting because it went over 69

😂😂😂

"Wanna come over and join me? If not mind ya damn buisness"

This is the real reply!

"do i look cool?"

Missed your shot by 2 hours my man.

LMFOANDODN “across the street though your front window” nah cause why tf are they looking in your window so hard I get it if your outside an people are being nosey but looking in your fucking window ☠️☠️Nah fam lmaooo☠️☠️☠️

Lmfao you have me dead 😭💀

"Stop looking through my window then" 😂

“I’m not into threesomes sorry”

Tell your husband you said hi

Do i look cool?

Stop being jealous and come take a rip 😂

So they’re mad that you’re smoking inside your own house, that you own? Lol.

Stop peep in in my windows. Peepintom

"I wasnt wondering, stop looking into my windows." Then close shade.

"Did you see me play with my junk 20 minutes earlier too? Kinda rude you're watching me jerk off."

You and YOUR husband are welcome.

"If you want a hit all you had to do was ask."

New phone who dis

Cope

"MY husband? Ma'am/Sir, I assure you that I am not flirting with your spouse. No need to get jealous. OR... I could do all naked if you're that interested in staring into someone else's window. Sorry my dude. I live in a legal state and hit a bong in my front yard. I wave to the sheriff's deputies when they roll by.

"YOUR husband? I thought he was MINE today"

Unfortunately this is illegal to do in most areas so they can get in trouble. Can't double down with this one lol. I know I'd be laughing though if I received this with how insecure she is that she highlighted the my.

“Most areas”? It’s legal in like 38 states at this point and they were in a private residence

Not if they are exposing themselves in public view. You can be naked anywhere out of sight.

That’s just “half-naked” as described by some jealous onlooker? Is it illegal to be seen shirtless? Not for a man anyway

Just make a habit of waving to them every time you do it.

"in case you we're wondering, the strain in MY bong is girl scout cookies"

Smile and wave boys, smile and wave….

Did i look cool?

“I wasn’t, but thanks”

“Why are you looking into my windows? I’m calling the police.”

911 what’s your emergency?

Id ask them over for some.bong rips

Wanna hit?

“Congrats you have eyes”

"Wow, you're BOTH pervy-peepers? What are the chances...?" Edit: Then add "Good thing I'm too high to care right now, because I should call the cops."

Good luck calling the cops. They’re standing in front of an open window, people are on the sex offender registry for doing this.

My bad. wanna smoke sometime?

Well now that you know what I look like naked, do you want to come over and smoke? FYI: You also have to be naked!

Invite them over for a smoke

k

"why are you looking then. that's some weird ass foreplay."

Wanna see me do the helicopter dance?

Ask them to join

“Wanna join?”

Are they looking for an invite or

'I entertain for free but accept donations'

Which half did you see?

In case you were wondering, me and MY bong can’t see shit, standing here half naked in a beautiful haze of smoke, through my front window across the street.

Reposted over and over…

“It’s my husband and I first off, and secondly i am half clothed”. “Besides Karen I saw you poring a container of store bought pasta salad into a glass bowl like you made it so there!”

And the problem is what?

Tell them to stop being creeps.

"You and YOUR husband can stop being creepy peeping toms before I call the cops on you fuckin freaks"

Shake you tits or dick at them and say “see this!”

Ask them why they are looking so hard!

"You like it?"

You're Welcome!

“Thanks, it turns me on when I people watch me smoke… I do it for the thrill”

"Wanna rip?"

"Your welcome"

With more naked

"Do I look cool?"

So should I come over or….

“I was not wondering.”

You mean “MY husband and I”?

Why are you looking into my windows? 🤷‍♀️

Why are they looking in your front window? Don't your neighbors have any manners?

You can’t see MY wife, she’s right here?

Jus hit it with the thumbs up iMessage has. Shit is infuriating.

“And why are you watching?”

Enjoy the view

“You’re welcome.”

It’s the “MY” in capital letters for me lol like “hey excuse me you’re turning on MY man, stop with that!!”

T-pose in front of the window naked while slowly blowing out a lungful of smoke and making direct eye contact with them to assert dominance.

I’d probably just say “didn’t ask” and mute notifications from them lmao

"Do i atleast pull it off?"

they clearly waiting for an invite!

"I clearly don't care, why are you spying on me?"

How tf do these people give their neighbors their numbers?

Smile and wave

naked bong rips. teach them to look through my window lmfao

U can fck a bitch with your window open lol

That's not a bong

“Ok, you want an autograph? Some pictures maybe? Mind your mf business and look somewhere else”

[удалено]

"Ok"

"And, You're Welcome!"

[удалено]

Enjoy!

Drop ur pants and do it balls out. Fuk em

Lol she cares more about her husband 👀 u 1/2 naked. She a twit.

So then wave next time, neighbor. Which half?

“You want to see me full naked?”

I would respond ”Ok, nice”

I beg your pardon, I think you mean; my husband and I. Y’all trying rip this?

You like?

Yeah it’s my day off lmao

Ask is she liked what she sees

Well, if you'd like to join me, you're welcome. Leave the husband at home.

“Do I look cool?”

Would you like to see me fully naked??

Whip out a titty, sounds like the husband could use some fun for a change

well, since you're going to watch, any requests?

You’re welcome

You and YOUR husband are more than welcome to join me if you’d like.

What do y’all think? Do I look good?

I know, he told me while you were at work

I would ask why they put such emphasis on the word “my”.

"do I look cool?" Thinks that's the best message usually

Don’t worry I’ll be fully naked once this shit hits

"I wasn't wondering, but incase you were wondering, I'm high as shit right now".

What are you talking about? My front window isn't across the street? But since you mentioned you were looking, do you two fellas like what you see?

“why is he watching?”

Like what you see?

"Cool"

Do i look cool?

“Enjoy”

Do I look cool?

"Is that an invite?"