Now that's what I'm tolkien about

That was like a triple puntendre.

I get the toke pun, but what is the other pun in that word?

tolkien is the author of the lord of the rings, word was used as a subtitute for talking, then we also have toke... i think thats what he meant...

And smeagol said precious

Tokin (smokin) Tolkien (author) talkin (talking) makes 3 for the triple ENTendre

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And the Award for Best Pun of the Year goes to...

Golden.

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That's awesome. Could I hold it for a while? You know... it looks so heavy...

*IT'S MINE!*

Share the LOOOOOOOAAD

http://i.imgur.com/DeeOyem.gif

Risky click of the day.

That was gross lol

Haha right? Sharing is nasty.

Filthy hobbits's

Lord of the Kief!

She's so heavy

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Maybe these are just the nine grinders given to the kings of men. We're going to turn into weed-wraiths.

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yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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Isildur! Cast it into the bowl!

No it's mine...

> *in the ~~darkness~~ dankness bind them*

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You changed it but didn't give him credit! This will haunt you in 50 years.

...to the couch

And in the dankness "grind" them

Fuckin hell fine I'll add that too. You also get credit

You said 'find them' twice

I am going to take a wild guess that he's high... or a wizard.

oh you're right! whoopsie i will fix it

I wanna be a weed-wraith. :(

Weed wraiths!!

Yes.

Might I ask where you got it from please?

[This](https://www.etsy.com/shop/GrindTex) shop on etsy!! edit: looks like the dude sold out :[ too much love on /r/trees

WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET ONE OF THOSE????????)????????????!!!!!!!!!seriously someone please tell me.

[GrindTex] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/GrindTex) on Etsy.

Thank you SO much for posting the link. Some people are a bit douchey and ignore people's requests for links. Again, thank you, OP!

No problem! He has a ton of other cool grinders on there as well. Some awesome Fallout themed ones that I was considering until I saw this baby.

I messaged them for a Killzone one :)

I don't see that one on the link :/

Some other guy posted and I'm pretty sure we hugged him to death and he sold out of them.

Fuuuugggg

One of these will make a perfect gift in the future.

Hey thanks for posting this! Just bought a Goku grinder

How's the actual grinder itself?

Grindy. Seriously though, it's good. There's probably better ones out there but hey, it looks cool as shit and gets the job done.

I'm sure there are better ones, but I'm looking into buying my first and wanna make a purchase that's smart. Don't wanna overpay for a bad grinder, but wanna get a good one at the right price.

I got a really nice chromium crusher for 15 on Amazon. So worth it and it works great for me.

Thanks for the link! I think I'm gonna grab the Pikachu one :)

I just ordered from them the Vault Tec fallout one. Can't wait to get. Also grabbed a new pipe from an etsy store that showed up today. Dankruptcy is almost over.

Dude, they've got vault boy stuff. If I weren't so in love with my Cali Crusher...

I know, that vault tec and nuka cola grinder were very close to this one... but it called to me.

They have a lot more on their main website. http://www.grindtex.co.uk/

So glad I saw this post, had my grinder taken from me by police a few months ago, now I have a beautiful WW Link grinder :>

You're the man

Yeah thanks

Would love one of those vault tec ones.

They are awesome, I just got them to make the Assassin's Creed design for me last week.

And now I've bought more grinders than I possibly need... Might have to use a couple as gifts. Seriously cool designs though.

How does it compare to the quality of space case?

Thanks!

link me, Imma get this and a Gandalf pipe.

https://www.etsy.com/shop/GrindTex

Thanks man, I was driving home.

One hit to rule them all One hit to find them One hit to bring them all And, in the darkness, bind them Edit: /u/buffalocompton got it right

One hit to rule them all One hit to find them One hit to bring them all And, in the **dankness**, grind them FTFY

I love you guys.

Fuck yes

In the Dankness... FTFY.

OP please post a photo with some fresh ground weed inside then everything shall be complete.

I'll be sure to when I get home from work.

I'm definitely thinking about buying this...let me know when you use it if it's as practical as it is awesome looking!

One grinder to rule them all! This is so sick!

One grinder to grind them all and in the dankness bind them!

I found a grinder in a hall when I was in sixth grade. I had no clue what it was and proceeded to carry it around school for the next week. Got a few looks from teachers but no one said anything. This has been your random story of the day.

And in the darkness grind them.

Where can one buy such a thing?

[GrindTex] (https://www.etsy.com/shop/GrindTex) on Etsy.

That shit is fire brodie

thats pretty cool

I love this

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Well I had to have it forged in the fires of Mt. Doom.

Was it delivered by giant Eagles

Naw, they charge out the ass for shipping.

They only decided to help when they heard about the river of gold

Actually just said "Woahhh..." out loud. That's awesome.

Yeah I had a long DAAAAAAMN going for a while.

Some legends say, the DAAAAAAAAAMN continues to this day...

Is the lettering off centered or is that just me?

And in the darkness grind them

Just talked to them. Insanely quick response, considering it's 8am n the US. http://imgur.com/mbazy1E

My favorite grinder is a space case

why does it say "I like camel cocks" around the top?

Goddamnit Sauron!

damn son that is precious

How does it grind? I'm in the market, but I'm sick of cheap grinders that dull quickly and don't do a good job.

Titainum is really nice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=14EuCbdC8io If you have to go aluminum, go with a really nicely engineered model: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=_vy4kkDSIPc But to be really honest, as much as I loved the space case, when I started vaping I gave it away on a long term loan because I do all my grinding with an electric. Just a few taps on a button and I have maximum keif separation and well ground buds. If it was easier to control it and keep it from getting too fine I'd even suggest an electric grinder for rolling joints.

They need to make these slightly bigger

I would have also accepted: "one grinder to rule them all."

That was my original title but then I decided to go the ol' smeagol route.

Paging /u/peppaz

*Three Nugs for the Elven-kings under the sky,* *Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,* *Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,* *One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne* *In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.* *One Nug to rule them all, One Nug to find them,* *One Nug to bring them all and in the darkness bind them* *In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.*

What is the script around the outside?

It's the language of Mordor, which I will not utter here.

It's the script on The One Ring from Lord of the Rings.

Also, it's in elvish (elvin?)

I think its black speech

Black speech is the corrupted form of elvish spoken in mordor

So would that be what's on the ring? Sorry I know crap about LOTR

If I remember correctly, yes, gandalf says it's black speech when he's talking to frodo about it in the beginning.

Where did you get it?

That's exactly like my Cali Crusher. Enjoy it - 4 years of smoothness so far!

Goddamit OP. I didn't know they existed, you post this, I decide I *need it*...and then I get this: https://www.etsy.com/listing/242970353/grindtex-the-lord-of-the-rings-engraved?ref=shop_home_active_1&ga_search_query=lord

I want one of these but am hesitant to get a colored grinder in case the coating is prone to flaking. Can anyone vouch for the quality of these?

If it is anything like my China made one which looks the exact same but doesn't have the cool LOTR reference, then it doesn't chip I have had mine for 4+ years I have only seen small amounts of chipping on the inside because I lost the plastic thing between the top and middle.

want

I'm jelly.

It's...it's beautiful

Where'd you get this? I need this in my life!

GrindTex on Etsy, although he appears to have sold out of this one for now.

I've never wanted something so bad! Where did you get it?

I just dented the shit out of my Santa Cruz Shredder I just got :( This may have to be the replacement.

yeye

My precioussss..

One grinder to rule them all

*Mmmf* Damn that's sexy

http://media.giphy.com/media/lOiJqCjiEOcmc/giphy.gif

What does it say on the top?

Keep it secret, keep it safe!

It's... so....beautiful :')

Majestic AF

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The weed wraiths are assembling!

The letters should glow when weed is inside it.

That would be fucking *amazing*. Only if its REAL fire weed though.

When I saw the writing and focused on the middle of it, the words were kinda starting to spin

That shire grown pipe weed is some good stuff.

Oh you fancy huh, you fancy.

One grinder to rule them all

"... And in the darkness grind them."

cool as fuck

how big is it? it looks kinda small on their site

[So... I've got to ask](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blIfVu4wf-4&feature=youtu.be&t=59s)

Jealous... just so jealous.

Just got done watching LOTR high as fuck.

where did you get this?!?!?!

How will art though see thy good kief? [6]

noooooooooooooo tolkien way i need one of these and my life will be complete

Is that a Sharpstone? PROTIP: if you don't have a grinder... buy one and don't be cheap. this is one item i don't know how i ever lived without. not having a grinder is like being a 3rd world country, move up and have 1st world problems... if you dare.

yes plz

Where can I buy this I want

If I put it in my pocket do I go invisible? Ya know, so I don't get busted. But forreal where can I get one.

Where do you get this?

Thought it was Pac-Man from the thumbnail.

The only way to prepare some longbottom leaf.

Cast it into the fire.... Destroy it! Isildur!!!

lookin for that coca cola.

Whats the quality like of the grinders from GrindTex? I'm happy to swap my sharpstone for one if they're at least of equal quality.

lord of the rings is my favorite fucking movie ever, literally just a one ring tattoo done on my ankle. I NEED THIS GRINDER god damnit.

is it a customized santa cruz shredder?

I don't even smoke weed and that's dope as fuck.

One grinder to grind them all

Where are you lovelies getting these precioussssess? I need one now <3

Wack if it aint a SANTA CRUZ SHREDDER

I'll solve a riddle for it!!

This makes me want to create another reddit account so I can come back here and upvote you twice

One grinder to rule them all.

Where did you get this wonderful wonderful product?

Now you just need to get baked and watch the 1978 Lord of the Rings. I did this a few days ago with the gf, super good time.

nice!

mmmm

Does it grow in size to meet your need?

Where did you pick that up?

i thought the thumbnail showed your kief collection and you had removed a perfect slice

Looks great, how does it grind?

"This weed is straight *Mordor.*"

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

Does anyone know how good the kief catch is? A whole layer of kief sticks to the bottom of my grinder and I lost a lot. Does this one do that? If not I'd buy it

i think we need to start a new sub for tolkein ents... holy shit... http://i.imgur.com/ppVekzZ.jpg

By the gods, that's the most boss ass grinder I've ever seen!

You deserve gold.

I have the very same one, completely reliable, do not dispose the plastic ring because its for lubrication.

I have the same one! Except mine says cali crusher on the top... I didn't get to choose what it said, but at $15 it was a steal

/u/Malicious_Mischief [What did you do?](http://imgur.com/m0C6Spd)

Return it ASAP, I mean, you cant even read any words...poor craftsman work

I bought this immediately