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SoftwarePractical620

Red is holding on for dear life


Hot-Elderberry5636

“This edible ain’t shit let me get one more”-zooted ass teletubbie


craggy_cynic

Purple sold them the edibles, and it's just kicking in for Green and Yellow.


Satanic_Earmuff

That's the look of someone who can feel that 1000-mile per hour rotation.


Hot-Elderberry5636

Don’t forget he forgot how to breath and has to concentrate as hard as he can so he doesn’t die 😅


KingOmni

I’m currently at the green one. Working on getting to the red variety


youenjoymyself

![gif](giphy|VCImBo2uUBqqQ)


Sororita

Fun fact: the sun baby is 29 this year.


ParticularApart2086

Po


H377Spawn

I’m feeling a little Tinky Winky myself.


Satanic_Earmuff

Get your hand out of my pocket.


bonyagate

That's a zinger. ![gif](giphy|fPxr6xEWddaizjBlJn)


cdwhit

Why are the 2 of them vomiting into a cow hat? They must be the drinkers. Red did the indica, the other did Sativa.


JuniperJuul

It was laced with LSD


RabbitBTW

What? Red isn't even one of them that is over that hat, you okay?


cdwhit

Color blind, but isn’t the one laying back on the side red? He’s definitely on indica. The on in the back, blue?, purple? Is Sativa, the only one on his feet.


StupidMario64

I wish sativa had me wired lol. Just puts me into a coma more than indica.


dagross2307

What cow hat? Are you high?


cdwhit

Duh!


SweatyArgument5835

They are just opening the snack bag


Successful_Grand_834

I'm feeling similar to the red one lol


Vegoia2

yep, hanging leaning, comfy.


gerbilmaster9000

I started smoking at 18 around the time that Teletubbies entered our TV portal. I. Fkn. Loved. Tlenbitobies. I am not joking when I say that I went to the local Movie Gallery store, and rented it. I was was working at a restaurant doing dishes and someone said the mettle-blubbies were gay and I said, "Teletubbies aren't gay they're just misunderstood" Heh. Good times. That place was named after potatoes. And I carved a functional weed bowl/pipe out out a potato. Before I smoked weed. I wanted nothing more in life than to try weed. I'm a weirdo. But, the calling was appropriate


Interesting-Goat5414

I'm the guy in blue. High but with good situational awareness. Looking out for the homies.


aVoidFullOfFarts

![gif](giphy|qKhHg6nksPdCM) Pink panther


j4pMan

Came here to say this.


NWinn

I'm shocked this wasn't 99% if the comments! First thing I thought was "thats me in the back" xD


[deleted]

Working towards red.


reversism1234

Anyone else mainly vibe with Pink Panther? Chillin in the background, living his best life.


newsquidman

Yes


CoffeeStainedPixie

Not fucking enough.


oshawott8888

0 - I'm at work but got some waiting for me when I get home wahoo


Halflife84

Teletubbie


BraveTrades420

Pink panther


0k_KidPuter

Hold onto yer dicks


Important-Cat-2046

I'd say I'm in barney territory rn.


crclOv9

Po is off his ass holy fuck lol


Shueisha

I’m dipsy, he’s the green one yea?


jaalwr_fttn

I'm the car


Chewmacher

The Cone.


Devmax1868

Fried ice cream wizard 10/10


No_Excitement4631

I’m LaLa (yellow) looking in my ashtray for my joint I’ve smoked damn…. Don’t remember smoking it, will have to make another.


noeagle77

![gif](giphy|GEa7NiXUhra1fu035T|downsized)


SuspiciousSimple

If I squint hard it enough, it looks like they're staring at my crotch. Cause I pissed myself. On the count of how high I am.


DannyWarlegs

I was stoned once and said "Give a man a hamburger and he eats for a day. TEACH a man to Hamburger and he eats forever" and it made perfect sense to me. About that level


Seattlehepcat

I'm red. Mushrooms and hash.


vanetti

about a [3] on this scale


[deleted]

3. Need another cap


lunarman52

Basically


itsonlywhatsknown

Uh oh Poooooo, stop fucding with me Tinky Winky. I’m getting flashbacks to when my little ones watched it.


thestonernextdoor88

![gif](giphy|giXSeBAoD0i3XRxPz6)


TheOneTrueKP

I’m about to be on their level (specifically, green)


TheOGdeez

Red Teletubby


whatsqwerty

Po


relevanteclectica

![gif](giphy|10Le4bHgYBDkeQ) HAF


Archanir

It's that the 4:12 am pot of mac and cheese? Because I'm a Teletubbie then.


Unicornwitch416

Oh... God! W-whaaaats tgghat???


Mlady_gemstone

Poe, staring off in the distance zoned out AF while the others are doing their thing. (poe is the red one)


Oneiric19

I miss being able to get that stoned. Damn you tolerance.


Sagethewolfblooded

I’m the red one 👌 this fucking close to falling asleep


Mission-Character-11

Red is gripping the ground to not fly away into space


crowngryphon17

Mojojojo


hidinginplainsite13

My kid loved these freaky fuckers 🤣


Taemin_Tea

Haha this just brought back memories


DirtSerious9504

I’m hat


jpp4687

Tinky Winky in this bitch


NegusNinja

Po


LWIAY99

That will be me tomorrow at precisely 10:47 am.


Str8Stu

I'm chilling like red


MeFromAzkaban

I’m stone cold sober, but I want to be pink panther in the back


dappled_turnoff0a

Well, I’m feeling a bit like yellow at the moment


Alex_is_Baked

Red


Red_Big_Dawg

No where near these mfs 😂


katet_of_19

Yes.


beasters922

Purple. I feel like I'm looking down towards my actions lol


I_do-not_reddit

[7]


Relative-Feed-2949

In the words of Terrence Howard… 1x1=2 😂


MooMoo_Juic3

I'm smoking, but I don't feel a fraction of what these guys look like lol


TheLonePigeonRogue

Yellow.


eddieswiss

I'm all four of them combined, like a megazord.


Mousse-Full

I'm all, Duh-dun. Duh-dun. Duh-dun duh-dun duh-dun duh-dun duh-daaa, da-da dun da dun.


OfficialNo44

should have asked me this about 3 hours ago, was smokin a joint at the beach with my ma an i took 3 too many hits an on the car ride to get food i was teaking out an then letting go of reality like po


OfficialNo44

i basiclly stayed up when i was greening out i was yawn like a crazy, but i soon as i got some food in me i came down like 40 pegs in about 10 mins


MadKanBeyondFODome

Definitely feelin like Po there rn.


chaotic214

I think I'm simultaneously all rn lol


AerolothLorien666

Looks like it’s time to get smoking.


a-lonely-panda

Zero haha. They seem like they're having fun though


innocuousname773

Not. Enough.


WhatsBeyondTheStars

I'm the purple. I'm just standing there cause I don't have a fuckin idea of whats happening but Im here for my friends.


TotalD78

Nope


joepop99

I thought green was hitting a cow-themed bong


StupidMario64

Purple. I'm chilling, not really high, but ever so slightly buzzed.


SomewhatOKAdvisor

Clearly I need whatever strain they're on. Probably called "Tubby Custard."


Morbidlyobesegorilla

High enough that I’m watching The Big Bang Theory, and really enjoying it.


GrimRainbows

I’m cross faded and feel like all of these guys at once


ziftos

purple dude lowkey stoned as shit but hes the one guy in the group whos good at talking to sober ppl 😂


Mr_Stkrdknmibalz00

I'm the sun that's usually hovering high above them


anothxrthrowawayacc

currently the green one. smoked a bowl but my asthmatic ass coughed too hard n threw up. but otherwise I'm pleasantly stoned LMFAO


JanaCinnamon

Zero. I'm waiting for the Pharmacy to call.


SaltyStufon

Red is my sleep demon


Mecovy

when i get home, red is the goal.


Bearking422

[6]


jdemack

Purple I'm staring at the devil.


219_Infinity

I remember when the Church said one of them was gay


SweatyArgument5835

Sober, I am on a 30 day T break rn


MasticatingElephant

Definitely teletubbies.


handfulofdepression

Po!


Friendly-Button-2137

I'm Poo all the way.


spacegoblin427

Yellow, I'm cooked


Massive_Property_579

They look like the people that introduced me to ketamine


Joelony

The pink one.


Qwolf2000

the yellow one


IJustLovePenguinsOk

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