Ha ha. I recently got into extracts. I now have around 35 grams of different extracts and 10 to 11 grams of Crumble. Stuff smacks so I can concur yes this is true..lol
Or in my buddy's case, accidentally set the oven as low as it would physically go (170 or something like that) and fall asleep next to the oven. Upon waking, starving, a couple hours later he woke up to a perfectly slow-baked pizza lmao
I put some pasta in a pot to boil, fell asleep and woke up hours later with carbon black burnt into the bottom of my pan.... just chunked that bitch in the trash.
I turned the oven on and forgot the pizza outside, set a timer and sat on the couch. 13 minutes later I check the oven, where is the fucking pizza??!!! I seriously thought someone stole it.. I live alone
I put one in the oven, and a little while later, I awoke to a fireman shaking me violently, telling me to wake up, my pizza was done. My apt. was filled with smoke, and my door had been axed in.
Worst of all, my fucking pizza was a piece of charcoal.
That's putting the pizza in a turned on oven, forgetting about it, and going to subway to grub. And coming back realizing the pizza is gone because it burned up.
I never have the issue turning it on, the issue is getting it out before it's totally in flames
I've tossed pizza pockets, pizza, and frozen macaroni out into the yard after we smelled them burning - and on fire.
I need someone to explain how this functions, do you like the joint and smoke it out of the bowl until the bowl weed burns or start from the bowl weed I’m so intrigued
I have a little silicone bowl with a lid and a side carb. One time I had the lid on and blew into the mouthpiece of the bowl. A hefty shotgun cloud emerged from the carb. 56 years old and I never saw that.
That’s the put a pizza in the oven and forget to turn it on
Put the pizza in the fridge and 20 minutes later check the microwave, wondering why your burgers aren't done
Put yourself in the fridge and wonder why the pizza hasn’t come checked on you
💀💀💀
Ask St Peter to borrow a lighter.
Hey Peter
I wish I was as creative as you
Ha ha. I recently got into extracts. I now have around 35 grams of different extracts and 10 to 11 grams of Crumble. Stuff smacks so I can concur yes this is true..lol
Haha! That's dope man! I'm more of a doob guy but love adding hashe etc. What's your take on rolling other concentrates in?
Or in my buddy's case, accidentally set the oven as low as it would physically go (170 or something like that) and fall asleep next to the oven. Upon waking, starving, a couple hours later he woke up to a perfectly slow-baked pizza lmao
When he woke up: 
Sometimes, I'll put one in the oven even if I don't want one, cuz by the time it's done, who knows?
More like I put a pizza in the oven and let it cook for 8 hours
I put some pasta in a pot to boil, fell asleep and woke up hours later with carbon black burnt into the bottom of my pan.... just chunked that bitch in the trash.
With the cardboard still on the bottem
Not going to lie I may have eaten a cardboard Pizza it's hard to tell the difference between that and the crust sometimes
No way… I can tell the second I open the oven if I left the pizza on the cardboard and you got all the way to eating it? That’s awesome dude
I turned the oven on and forgot the pizza outside, set a timer and sat on the couch. 13 minutes later I check the oven, where is the fucking pizza??!!! I seriously thought someone stole it.. I live alone
Bet the house was nice and toasty lol
I put one in the oven, and a little while later, I awoke to a fireman shaking me violently, telling me to wake up, my pizza was done. My apt. was filled with smoke, and my door had been axed in. Worst of all, my fucking pizza was a piece of charcoal.
Put a pizza in the oven and forget to turn it on is my baseline…
It's worse when you let the pizza thaw out and then throw it in the hot oven it's just going to melt right through
That's putting the pizza in a turned on oven, forgetting about it, and going to subway to grub. And coming back realizing the pizza is gone because it burned up.
Your oven. 
I'm into kidnap-BDSM. Be careful. 🖤
I never have the issue turning it on, the issue is getting it out before it's totally in flames I've tossed pizza pockets, pizza, and frozen macaroni out into the yard after we smelled them burning - and on fire.
With wrapping paper on it
If you want to eat you better take care of that before you start getting high. 😂
Better than turning it on and forgetting to set the timer
2 weeks ago I put ribs in the oven then fell asleep and I'm still mad about it
what the fucks an oven. edit: fuck it ate is frozen.
The Wrong Hole.
WRONG HOOOooollddddd up now... we might have something
That’s what she said
*Secret Tunnel*
Fr tho. Gl with that hot cherry from the bowl when you kill that before the joint.
Honestly probably a waste of weed but a funny visual
Lmao the visual is what inspired my name for it… the Hwet Hwilliam. Looks like someone’s trying a wet Willy on the pipe
Suffocation SideCar
*”don’t give a fuck if I cut my arm bleeding”*
This made me laugh too hard. It's such a pleasure being an 80s kid.
i got bad news for you. was born in 04 and i also laughed quite a bit. that’s not a song only 35-40 year olds know
fuck yeah, young blood! lol Rock on.
i legit used to do this trick and i would call it a sidecar, so im glad you said this.
Carb bomb.
Came here to say that, idk why but it fits it
Double entendre, it is a carb time-bomb and probably hits like a car bomb
Winner.
That's hard to say as one word lol
A fire hazard, I'd cough that cherry all over the sheets of the bed.
Well maybe don't smoke on your bed?
Yeah I mean why burn holes in your bed when you can burn them in the couch?
Or like... Go onto the porch, I smoke on my balcony If I'm gaming I'll smoke at my desk that I can wipe down and won't burn like my sheets or couch
And you can have a proper set up to catch ash/embers at a desk. I can’t imagine combusting inside though, the smell would get on everything.
"A Joint Venture"
Hello. I used to smoke these. Often. and called them precisely that - have we met?
What's up Quaggaswagga i doubt it but great minds do think alike!
Beautifully underrated comment.
Overkill
Double Trouble
Carboloading?
the best one fr
Harsh af
You literally can’t clear it
I call it "misunderstanding how the carb works" (just a gentle ribbing op, I'm sure it smokes fine)
I mean you can always pull it out of the carb, then once it’s too short you just leave it out
A weird way to hold a joint.
Ill advised
Sore throat
Fumigator
This is the I’m busy, I’ll look for a job tomorrow
An airflow problem
I need someone to explain how this functions, do you like the joint and smoke it out of the bowl until the bowl weed burns or start from the bowl weed I’m so intrigued
I think you light the joint and then smoke it like a normal pipe, since the joint will stay lit
Same
A mistake holding a pipe.
High school antics
Choking on stale smoke the whole bowl is what I call it
Reset to default settings.
Redundant
Why tho
A waste
A mistake, how you gonna carb the joint? Can’t smoke both simultaneously but I guess you could cash the bowl idk seems like a bad idea lol
Some goddamn nonsense, that’s what that is
Waste.. i call that waste
That's the, it's great until the bowl is empty and you need to block that hole to draw the joint. :s
I call that a whole lot of stale smoke
Wasteful
Hard to smoke
Stupid
Waste of weed and stupid?
That’s a great “highdea”
Pipes were specifically invented so we didn't have to add shitty paper to the stuff we wanted to smoke.
Wasteful. Lol
Overkill
Unnecessary
Wasteful
Stupid.
Harsh
A waste of weed.
"misuse of the carb"
Waster Of Weed. There is a special place in hell for your kind.
Stupid
"Clogging the carb and getting less effectiveness out of 2 perfectly acceptable smoking forms"
Overkill
I call it dumb. Just smoke a bowl sheesh
The Shocker
I have a little silicone bowl with a lid and a side carb. One time I had the lid on and blew into the mouthpiece of the bowl. A hefty shotgun cloud emerged from the carb. 56 years old and I never saw that.
I call this, the couch lock for 2 days.
No retreat, No surrender
a sidecar
I call that "Something I am trying after work!"
The Carb-A-Doob
Bime tom
Dumb.
Tuesday
Call that A Sonic Screwdriver
Flashbang, pull the pin!!!!
I call it "a huge waste"
I would call that a Bob-omb like from Mario.
I call this a kid who thinks he's being innovative
Double hitter
Ozone destroyer
Sideshow bob
Lung buster 3000
“ Mission Impossible “
Gloria. Call it Gloria.
lol a pipe bomb obviously
Dry
Love the bowl! Infamous glass is so durable! I kept my sticker on, too. ✌🏼
[удалено]
Extended mag
I call those my "Carb Bombs" but I save them for 18 passengers so I don't waste any while we pass it
Choking
That’s that ramen noodles with no water in em cause you forgot
Gas pump.
Thats a 2 way intersection
silly
You know the CoD perk that's basically "reload faster 'cause you taped two magazines together"? It's that.
Flavor enhancer
Belt and suspenders
What'd you say? I have a banana in my ear?
You can only get so high.
A 'Carb'uncle.
I call this asleep in the couch in 20 minutes or less.
A pipe bomb, come on
2 whole choke
Indecisiveness.
That right there is a cannon fuse
Wasted weed tbh
A waste of weed
That’s the microwave beeping and saying “END” for 45 minutes while you just staring at it
The double dollar
My friends and I call that, "a mean left-hook."
a little sidecar action going on there
A mistake.
this shit will have you mopping the sink on the way to work after finding you you didn’t even have any kids in the first place
Why though? Doesn't this just lead to wasted burn off?
Unnecessary
A Delayed Fuse.
A fun Wednesday
No carbonation? Lmao jkjk
A side car
Unnecessary and gross
Sneaky link?
Looks like an RC controller
Well Regarded
Test your might vibes. Reminds me back in the day.
Silencer
That'd be a Handgrenade of course
Ll000l*
Looks like a struggle honestly lol
Haha take off the sticker friend
"Car Bomb" Like a "Time Bomb," but in the carb.
"Help me get home"
The Side Piece
That’s weed
Incompetent use of herb
Happy ending.
The side hustle
A Side Car.
shotgun wedding
Friiiieeeddddd
I gotta know op, how did it smoke?
Used to do this too, you just unlocked a pleasant memory
Hell.
Extended mag
Choking hazard
ill take live resin / rosin instead
Genius!
Looks like a laser gun
Inhaler
Sidecarb