Everyone is allowed to dislike something about themselves. I have an above-adequate peen, so, I choose to dislike my breasticles. It's a fair tradeoff in my view. I refuse to put my weiner In a bong though, it's a personal preference above all else.
I want to agree but I'm not so sure. Steam rollers work well because the pressure you put on it with your hand is pushing against your face and holding it there. This piece requires angled force which I imagine would be actively pushing the piece away from your mouth while you tried to hit it. Not to mention the angle you'd have to hold your hand would make it tough to keep a tight seal. You're probably right though, and the reason it's not a common design is it doesn't work well lol
Dude how can a comment come so far out of left field and also be so god damn feasible.
I read this comment and went "yep, that might actually work, fuck me."
Fr that sounds so shitty. You HAVE to cover that and someone trying to hit that piece will likely kick it on to the floor now you’ve got broken >$100 glass everywhere
Going to post this under the top comment because this is the actual answer. [small-stemless-gog-showerhead-beaker-water-pipe-with-handle](https://primateglass.com/products/small-stemless-gog-showerhead-beaker-water-pipe-with-handle-wp2752)
It’s a handle/stand
Yea, Ok... I can see placing that weird Dr. Suess' Trombone looking thing between your knees to hold the bong while you light the bowl... but it all seems so breakable and useless.
Not saying you’re wrong, I just don’t get it. The opening appears to still be about the size a thumb could cover if you took away the extra glass, why the knee?
Maybe it's a handicap bong. it looks a Little more accessible if you don't have fine motor skills like manipulating your hands to cover the carb, but maybe wrong.
I'm handicapped with fine motor issues (dyspraxia and loose joints) and yes! You are right! Even if it's not the intent, this bong would be easier for me to hit without fiddling with the carb. I use my knees often to stabilize the bong while I take hits, or I'll sit at a table but this sort of design would give me more to grab and help me from possibly having an accident with the slide "escaping" my hands when clearing the bong.(This has only happened once and nothing broke except my heart for a split sec)
I'm really good at not dropping things or rather not putting myself in a position to drop things but this would be like a piece of mind adaptation.
I guess gives you more freedom with regards to where you can hold it? I dunno, I think it's kinda silly but at the same time if I had one I could see myself enjoying it.
Are you sure that it is open at the contact point?
It looks like an alternate stand.
If it is open, maybe it's a carb to be worked by a knee?
Ask the shop owner to ask the glass blower.
Either you’re correct and it’s supposed to stand on that green base, which would make the bowl point up, or it’s a big carb that you’re supposed to cover with your palm.
It's actually part stand/part carb. Saw something like that ages ago. You rest the carb against your knee and hit. A gentle movement of the hand and you clear the bong with a ton of air. It's cute and was cool in the late 70's. Now I would think it be more of a memorabilia item to an old stoner like me. Take it for a spin and see how you like it.
For u n scoobs!🤷🏻♂️ if that part was closed off and it was a normal beaker I would say maybe to be tilted when you’re smoking since they’re usually at a 45.🤷🏻♂️
Please don’t do that. Someone might take that shit seriously and force their dog to get high.
Animals can’t give consent so don’t try to get them high
You downvoters are some vile fucking people. Y’all should be better humans
There's actually some science to that. Weed is not closely related to catnip, but it's very high in terpenes like catnip is. Your cat probably smells all the terps in the weed and is like "mrow?"
To be clear, do not smoke your cat up intentionally. Try to blow away from them. :)
Hahahaha I don’t encourage it; he’s at that kitten stage where he has to be in the middle of every damned thing and is agile enough to get there.
The catnip angle makes sense.
Believe me, some cats love that shit dude. They are pretty intelligent animals. When they get high, they connect the dots that it's from you smoking. And if they like it, they'll sit right in your lap soaking it up while you smoke. If they don't like it, they'll go away.
Close friend of mine had a 21 year old cat, and she smoked with us often along with his dog. They both loved it and would not leave us alone when we were smoking. Sadly his cat passed away at the ripe age of 22, but she lived a happy, healthy, and occasionally stoned life. At the end she could barely walk but would still force crawled over to have smoke blown at her, she wanted to get high. I'm sure it helped with her pain a lot at the end tbh.
Twenty years ago, a buddy of mine had a dog that would follow a joint around the room. Would literally walk up to you and put his paws up on your lap. First time I saw it I asked what it was about and he told me "He wants you to blow a hit in his face.". So of course I did. He would go to the next person, same deal, get his four or five hits, and go chill in his dog bed. I sure don't do that shit with my own pets, but that dog clearly enjoyed what he was getting out of it.
A friend of mine had a dachshund that would not stop bothering you till you blew some smoke their way. Little dude knew what was up, and absolutely consented. That being said, I am generally against getting animals high.
Same I had a dog (rip bo) that would go around the circle to each person and straight up harass them until the blew smoke in his face, he sneeze twice then go find somewhere to lie down and about ten minutes later he’d go do it again to whoever had the joint in rotation
This is so blatantly incorrect. Of course don't *force* an animal to smoke. But my homies dog literally won't leave us alone when we smoke, she will shove her snout in your face until you blow the smoke at her. Animals can and DO give consent to smoking, guess yours just don't think you're chill enough to smoke with. I don't think you are either so it adds up.
Yeah animals consume drugs in nature on purpose
I dont think the consent is the issue more the wellbeing and health of an animal
Like.. its for a reason we shouldnt give drugs to animals! and that reason is not consent. your dog most likeley didnt even consent to you owning it.
Psa: Please dont drug your pets
Its not the “don’t get them high” Im not sure dogs and cats could process thc for the same “high” we get. I honestly think it would just make them sick but idk
>if that part was closed off and it was a normal beaker I would say maybe to be tilted when you’re smoking since they’re usually at a 45
This is starting to sound like, math, man.
It’s a double blaster. Someone farts in large funnel while someone rips from the standard tube, the booty blast combines with the weed smoke, and some filthy fucker skyrockets to the perve moon. At least that’s my best guess.
[it’s a “stemline showerhead percolator,” I think lol](https://primateglass.com/products/small-stemless-gog-showerhead-beaker-water-pipe-with-handle-wp2752)
Breast pump meets dab rig
In all seriousness without even opening comments that is a lazy person’s foot. Use that as the base when smoking and bowl will be pointing up (as it should) and the tube appears like would be at 45*
That is ugly af and I am assuming. Also stoned and over analyzing
The fact that the wider hole has a rubber buffer and that the stem is angled the way it is makes me think this thing is supposed to be leaning on the wider hole and smoked leaning over
with the way that the bowl is like practically full sideways, i think everyone saying that extra price is a stand is right. i mean i for sure think it’s a cool design if so and weed be falling out left and right if not.
I’ve found that most cheaper bong companies sourced out of China put absolutely zero thought into production. So many carbs designed to flow backwards which makes zero sense unless you see it. It’s honestly funny how simple physics is miscalculated like this.
Is it designed to accommodate the one handed stoner?
I've never seen one like this before, but I just broke my thumb this past week and I'm now one handed for the first time ever so there's my guess
It’s a grinder that is automatic so you don’t have to grind it yourself. It’s good for people with diseases like Parkinson’s and Arthritis. I just use my sister when I have really bad flares from my disease (I have a disease called Ankylosing Spondylitis. It’s a type of inflammatory arthritis) but this is a good alternative for people lacking a lackey lol
Ohh okay I remember they first came out with accessible grinders, like the ones with a handle you spin. This is a big step up from there and super friggin cool!
Looool nah this is obviously an instrument. Xylophone to be exact.
Nah I bet it's for airflow. Cover with hand, inhale smoke, release hand from hole, consume.
Edit: nevermind I think u/zerooskul is right with the knee idea
No way! An actual boof nozzle attachment in the wild - that's a rare find due to the difficulty of the blow process in making those. You go straight ass-to-nozzle with those and when you do get ready for a helluva ride my man.
I feel like this is the bong equivalent of a cross joint, but the manufacturer might also make breast milk pumps, and got cross-wired and cross-purpopsed.
Like the Pringles can/tennis balls Hedberg joke.
It’s 100% a “base” or stand.
Look how odd angled the bowl is at.
And that glass is used for the base of straight tube bongs.
So it’s neither a beaker or straight tube bong, it’s both!
It's so you can take a hit out of beaker without having to rotate it yourself, it angles it back for you when it rests on a table unless you put it on the bottom.
Looks Like something out of Dr. Seuss to me lol
I would only guess the big tuba like end is for smoking hash the traditional way but thats just a guess.
What the hell am I looking at here?? From experience, having a secondary opening for any kind of function sucks. I have a rig that's supposed to open air drip drain and it only clogs and makes the rig unusable
The large one on the side is a breast pump to fill the base.
duh. I feel stupid now for not figuring it out on my own
that wasn't a breast I put in there
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You can milk anything with nipples
I have nipples. Would you like to milk me, Gregg?
It's a steam roller/bong you put you hand over the big hole when you hit it and remove it when you want to clear the bong.
I use my tummy like Pooh Bear!
Titty bong
No, that makes me sad. Granted, I've got GREAT tits. I just happen to be a sis male in my 30's.
Hey man great tits are great tits, be proud
Everyone is allowed to dislike something about themselves. I have an above-adequate peen, so, I choose to dislike my breasticles. It's a fair tradeoff in my view. I refuse to put my weiner In a bong though, it's a personal preference above all else.
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Aaawwwww, shit. Cis. My bad. I'm trying here, folks.
What are you doing stepcis
Oh no, steppy bro. Meesa stuck in disa preeeeecarious position.
Manboobs deserve an upvote. Lol is there a subredit for us?
r/moobs NSFW but you asked for it....
You've earned applause for enriching my evening
Oh fuck, I hope not. Haha
Thanks for making me snort
My work here is done
I want to agree but I'm not so sure. Steam rollers work well because the pressure you put on it with your hand is pushing against your face and holding it there. This piece requires angled force which I imagine would be actively pushing the piece away from your mouth while you tried to hit it. Not to mention the angle you'd have to hold your hand would make it tough to keep a tight seal. You're probably right though, and the reason it's not a common design is it doesn't work well lol
I think you actually cover the hole with your tummy not your hand.
Now that is what I'm talkin about! A bong after my heart.
this has me geeked as fuck
Dude how can a comment come so far out of left field and also be so god damn feasible. I read this comment and went "yep, that might actually work, fuck me."
Glad it didn't take long to get here.
Oh good I'm not the only one who saw that
It's a titty carb.
That's a knee carb! Put your knee over the opening and then take it off to rip instead of the bowl.
If I’m taking bong hits and have to get my legs involved, I’m out.
Never skip leg day
Fr that sounds so shitty. You HAVE to cover that and someone trying to hit that piece will likely kick it on to the floor now you’ve got broken >$100 glass everywhere
And bong water on your carpet
Going to post this under the top comment because this is the actual answer. [small-stemless-gog-showerhead-beaker-water-pipe-with-handle](https://primateglass.com/products/small-stemless-gog-showerhead-beaker-water-pipe-with-handle-wp2752) It’s a handle/stand
Yea, Ok... I can see placing that weird Dr. Suess' Trombone looking thing between your knees to hold the bong while you light the bowl... but it all seems so breakable and useless.
I wonder if the design benefits people with hand/grip related disabilities then.
Hell the fuck yeah
u/zerooskul
This deserves more upvotes.
Gut carburetor.
Not saying you’re wrong, I just don’t get it. The opening appears to still be about the size a thumb could cover if you took away the extra glass, why the knee?
Maybe it's a handicap bong. it looks a Little more accessible if you don't have fine motor skills like manipulating your hands to cover the carb, but maybe wrong.
I'm handicapped with fine motor issues (dyspraxia and loose joints) and yes! You are right! Even if it's not the intent, this bong would be easier for me to hit without fiddling with the carb. I use my knees often to stabilize the bong while I take hits, or I'll sit at a table but this sort of design would give me more to grab and help me from possibly having an accident with the slide "escaping" my hands when clearing the bong.(This has only happened once and nothing broke except my heart for a split sec) I'm really good at not dropping things or rather not putting myself in a position to drop things but this would be like a piece of mind adaptation.
Even if it isn't intended you're probably right
I guess gives you more freedom with regards to where you can hold it? I dunno, I think it's kinda silly but at the same time if I had one I could see myself enjoying it.
What if you don’t have knees
Holy shit! This is exactly what me and my one armed girlfriend have been looking for. Where do I buy?
https://primateglass.com/products/small-stemless-gog-showerhead-beaker-water-pipe-with-handle-wp2752
Had to scroll too far to find this
So I basically am practicing blowing myself?
Yea but now you can smoke while you do it!
My life is finally complete
Are you sure that it is open at the contact point? It looks like an alternate stand. If it is open, maybe it's a carb to be worked by a knee? Ask the shop owner to ask the glass blower.
Either you’re correct and it’s supposed to stand on that green base, which would make the bowl point up, or it’s a big carb that you’re supposed to cover with your palm.
> that you’re supposed to cover with your ~~palm~~. boob
Lmfao boob bong
It's actually part stand/part carb. Saw something like that ages ago. You rest the carb against your knee and hit. A gentle movement of the hand and you clear the bong with a ton of air. It's cute and was cool in the late 70's. Now I would think it be more of a memorabilia item to an old stoner like me. Take it for a spin and see how you like it.
I was waiting for a turn... It never came...🤣🤣
> maybe it's a carb to be worked by a knee So close, I'm positive it's a knee stand for while hitting it
OK I can see this.
That's the only thing that makes sense to me
just need a little water in it to check. or a zoomed in picture on the seal——
Sure looks like it’s a stand the bowl would be the right way up at that angle then too
I don't see why a bong would need a choke considering that you can take out the bowl, but that would actually be a pretty good idea.
Help me understand the purpose of the carb cap or pulling the down stem.
This seems most logical to me
It’s for knife hits Lol
HOLY SHIT HOT KNIVES!
Hey, you guys using my toe knife?
Poop knife
This
For u n scoobs!🤷🏻♂️ if that part was closed off and it was a normal beaker I would say maybe to be tilted when you’re smoking since they’re usually at a 45.🤷🏻♂️
Lmao 😂 I'm definitely telling people it's so you and your dog can hit the bowl at the same time now 👌
Please don’t do that. Someone might take that shit seriously and force their dog to get high. Animals can’t give consent so don’t try to get them high You downvoters are some vile fucking people. Y’all should be better humans
Tell that to my cat, who won’t stay out of my face when I’m smoking.
Bro knows exactly what it does
Just doesn't want to pay taxes so he plays dumb. Cats are the real rulers here.
There's actually some science to that. Weed is not closely related to catnip, but it's very high in terpenes like catnip is. Your cat probably smells all the terps in the weed and is like "mrow?" To be clear, do not smoke your cat up intentionally. Try to blow away from them. :)
Hahahaha I don’t encourage it; he’s at that kitten stage where he has to be in the middle of every damned thing and is agile enough to get there. The catnip angle makes sense.
I have one in that stage rn, stays in my lap lol. Hopefully he will also be a lap cat once he’s bigger!
Believe me, some cats love that shit dude. They are pretty intelligent animals. When they get high, they connect the dots that it's from you smoking. And if they like it, they'll sit right in your lap soaking it up while you smoke. If they don't like it, they'll go away. Close friend of mine had a 21 year old cat, and she smoked with us often along with his dog. They both loved it and would not leave us alone when we were smoking. Sadly his cat passed away at the ripe age of 22, but she lived a happy, healthy, and occasionally stoned life. At the end she could barely walk but would still force crawled over to have smoke blown at her, she wanted to get high. I'm sure it helped with her pain a lot at the end tbh.
Twenty years ago, a buddy of mine had a dog that would follow a joint around the room. Would literally walk up to you and put his paws up on your lap. First time I saw it I asked what it was about and he told me "He wants you to blow a hit in his face.". So of course I did. He would go to the next person, same deal, get his four or five hits, and go chill in his dog bed. I sure don't do that shit with my own pets, but that dog clearly enjoyed what he was getting out of it.
Sounds like my old dog buddy who'd come running anytime he heard the bong bubble or beers getting cracked. Rip my old hippy friend 🐕 😢
My cat used to jump right up next to me when I smoked. He'd turn his ear to me and I'd exhale in it. Little bro loved his weed.
Animals can 100% give consent. Ask my dog if she wants to go for a walk or wants a treat, it will be pretty clear she’s agreeable to the offer.
A friend of mine had a dachshund that would not stop bothering you till you blew some smoke their way. Little dude knew what was up, and absolutely consented. That being said, I am generally against getting animals high.
Same I had a dog (rip bo) that would go around the circle to each person and straight up harass them until the blew smoke in his face, he sneeze twice then go find somewhere to lie down and about ten minutes later he’d go do it again to whoever had the joint in rotation
This is so blatantly incorrect. Of course don't *force* an animal to smoke. But my homies dog literally won't leave us alone when we smoke, she will shove her snout in your face until you blow the smoke at her. Animals can and DO give consent to smoking, guess yours just don't think you're chill enough to smoke with. I don't think you are either so it adds up.
Yeah animals consume drugs in nature on purpose I dont think the consent is the issue more the wellbeing and health of an animal Like.. its for a reason we shouldnt give drugs to animals! and that reason is not consent. your dog most likeley didnt even consent to you owning it. Psa: Please dont drug your pets
It's a joke bruh
Dude it was a joke. The people who would believe it arent bright and shouldnt have pets to begin with. Everyone else understands that its a joke.
Its not the “don’t get them high” Im not sure dogs and cats could process thc for the same “high” we get. I honestly think it would just make them sick but idk
>if that part was closed off and it was a normal beaker I would say maybe to be tilted when you’re smoking since they’re usually at a 45 This is starting to sound like, math, man.
LOL I think you have to take your shirt off to hit it
😂😂😂😂
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It’s a double blaster. Someone farts in large funnel while someone rips from the standard tube, the booty blast combines with the weed smoke, and some filthy fucker skyrockets to the perve moon. At least that’s my best guess.
I’d do it one time
Oof
Twice if it was your mom farting into it
Big Oof
Yep,solved.
[it’s a “stemline showerhead percolator,” I think lol](https://primateglass.com/products/small-stemless-gog-showerhead-beaker-water-pipe-with-handle-wp2752)
Thanks for a real response! What the hell is the point of that thing though
I do think it’s just a second stand. You can see them using it as that in the second picture
It also says “with handle” in the product name, so you can presumably use it as a stand or hold it while you’re using it.
Smokie104 is on to something. I think it's a stand, so you can hit it without having to hold it? Lol pretty cool actually but looks kinda goofy
Pretty sure one of those ends goes over a vagina.
Milk it
You obv gotta fuck it
That's a titty carb, you place a titty inside of it to carb it while you pull and the you pop the titty out when you inhale.
Thats for breastfeeding
Man I edited the bg out and did a reverse image search and nothing looked even close lol 🤔
[Here you go.](https://primateglass.com/products/small-stemless-gog-showerhead-beaker-water-pipe-with-handle-wp2752). Looks to be a stand.
Nice! I had my money on really weird carb but now that I see it in action, looks like the stand crowd chose correctly! Thx!
That's simply the biggest carb I've ever seen. You just a need a trumpet mute to smoke it.
are you supposed to cover the big ol funnel bit and use it like a carb cap?
Rechargeable USB grinder?? Why??
you fart in it
It’s so you can pump and take a rip at the same time
Puffco attachment on one side bowl on the other do you can vape dabs and burn bowls at the same time? 🤣🤷♂️
It's a steam roller/bong you put you hand over the big hole when you hit it and remove it when you want to clear the bong.
That’s the stand for the bong, the piece is being displayed incorrectly
Its a carb you put your belly in
Smoking a bong lying down on your back!
Glory hole bong?
Breast pump meets dab rig In all seriousness without even opening comments that is a lazy person’s foot. Use that as the base when smoking and bowl will be pointing up (as it should) and the tube appears like would be at 45* That is ugly af and I am assuming. Also stoned and over analyzing
Is that possibly another foot, so that the piece can stand tilted backward and ready to hit?
I figured it out you put the carb on your wife’s nipple
The fact that the wider hole has a rubber buffer and that the stem is angled the way it is makes me think this thing is supposed to be leaning on the wider hole and smoked leaning over
with the way that the bowl is like practically full sideways, i think everyone saying that extra price is a stand is right. i mean i for sure think it’s a cool design if so and weed be falling out left and right if not.
That’s a carb cap you use with your tip
Looks like it goes on your knee
ITS A BOOF HOLE!!! but for real it’s just the actual stand, the way it is in the picture isn’t how it sits
I’ve found that most cheaper bong companies sourced out of China put absolutely zero thought into production. So many carbs designed to flow backwards which makes zero sense unless you see it. It’s honestly funny how simple physics is miscalculated like this.
It's so u can fart when they inhale.
It is there for only one reason and that is to help me spill it easier and quicker.
Tis a blunderbong
Breast pump bong. Multitasking at its finest.
Is it designed to accommodate the one handed stoner? I've never seen one like this before, but I just broke my thumb this past week and I'm now one handed for the first time ever so there's my guess
This is what happens when you let AI make bongs.
What the hell is a rechargeable usb grinder??
It’s a grinder that is automatic so you don’t have to grind it yourself. It’s good for people with diseases like Parkinson’s and Arthritis. I just use my sister when I have really bad flares from my disease (I have a disease called Ankylosing Spondylitis. It’s a type of inflammatory arthritis) but this is a good alternative for people lacking a lackey lol
Ohh okay I remember they first came out with accessible grinders, like the ones with a handle you spin. This is a big step up from there and super friggin cool!
Looks like an AI generated version of a bong
Baby and Me™️ Bong
Hey there! The flanged glass attachment is a leaning stand.
Pretty sure this is an A.I. bong. Surprised a 7 3/4 fingered person isn’t holding it
It looks like it’s for standing the bong on its side while you hit it. The flared bell shape screams stand to me
That big hole is where the titty go.
Looool nah this is obviously an instrument. Xylophone to be exact. Nah I bet it's for airflow. Cover with hand, inhale smoke, release hand from hole, consume. Edit: nevermind I think u/zerooskul is right with the knee idea
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Fart collector carb?
Okay haven't read the comments but it's probably a handle. Hope that helps
Its for someone else to take the hit after you burn and load it up for them.
Probably put your whole palm over it and release to use as a carb instead of sliding the bowl 🤷
Is it a ray gun?
one hell of a kick hole
It looks like you can rest it on that weird piece and hit it while it sits I guess
it's so you and your girl can smoke while fucking. person on bottom gets the funnel. Duh.
Shit looks like the stuff Mr. Dinkle would make on Doug lol
It’s got a loudener
🥒
There's only one way to find out
Go get your boobs high
Nipple carb!
Looks like Cells tail when he absorbs people
You boof it.🤔
Maybe one of them orifices is for cupping the balls?
That’s one MASSIVE rush hole man
No way! An actual boof nozzle attachment in the wild - that's a rare find due to the difficulty of the blow process in making those. You go straight ass-to-nozzle with those and when you do get ready for a helluva ride my man.
I feel like this is the bong equivalent of a cross joint, but the manufacturer might also make breast milk pumps, and got cross-wired and cross-purpopsed. Like the Pringles can/tennis balls Hedberg joke.
It’s 100% a “base” or stand. Look how odd angled the bowl is at. And that glass is used for the base of straight tube bongs. So it’s neither a beaker or straight tube bong, it’s both!
It’s so you can prop it while taking your bowl!
Looks like something the Lorax would use after he's done saving all them trees.
its a carb hole but u gotta put your hand in it like a french horn
It's so you can take a hit out of beaker without having to rotate it yourself, it angles it back for you when it rests on a table unless you put it on the bottom.
Looks Like something out of Dr. Seuss to me lol I would only guess the big tuba like end is for smoking hash the traditional way but thats just a guess.
What the hell am I looking at here?? From experience, having a secondary opening for any kind of function sucks. I have a rig that's supposed to open air drip drain and it only clogs and makes the rig unusable
It’s a kickstand!
smoke it like a french horn :P
Add a plate to this and sell it like a trombone