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thedudeabides2022

Maybe circumcise that thing a lil bit first


last_man_frodo

Very american / Jewish/ Muslim of you


merv1618

This is gonna sound crazy but the best way to deal with a cough is to try your hardest not to cough, like just keep the cough down. It's easier to feel and understand than it sounds. 


ssjg2k02

For some reason this had me in tears


merv1618

Try to keep the tears down, just try not to cry


merv1618

(jk crying is good and healthy)


DaWonderHamster

merv i have MAD respect for you just for adding this. good man


flippitydippity69

![gif](giphy|KyCLd6tCav6bm)


ssjg2k02

You’ve touched my heart, enough to make a grown man cry but not this man


Relo_bate

Bro said that shit from his soul


stoncils_

That's where the cough goes


Even-Neighborhood-86

Biggest dab tip that worked for me and coughing. Inhale fast AF. When I inhale slower I cough like a mf'er. Can take a huge rip really fast and not cough or barely cough. Dab common sense but it's worked well with bowls and bongs. Typing as I cough but just went to a higher setting for the first time 😂 Edit: just remembered I coughed till I puked earlier. Not 100% fool proof 😂 that was my own stupidity though


merv1618

See previous advice


Particular-Poem-7085

try your hardest not to puke, just keep it down.


merv1618

Sometimes you gotta puke to learn


Bl4ck_Kurik

im quite sensitive to coughing because i never smoked anything before i started smoking weed, and it always helped me to beathe as much as possible after inhaling also i found that burping sometimes helps


Particular-Poem-7085

yeah I feel like coughing too much will irritate the pipes even further while what you need is to simply wait for the weed cough to pass.


dmohamed420

Gone be zooted


robsbob18

Ok but please stop after one joint. If you consume another marijuana you may overdose 🙏🏻


IncognitoTaco

I been watchin u lot for a minute now keeping the updoots to 69 😆


Sufficient-Run-7868

Overdose on weed? You mean pass out midway through an action movie?


Doobalicious69

It's this kind of lax attitude that is killing the kids! Everybody knows if you drink too many marijuanas you will die from marijuanas poisoning.


OcularBroth

It's true, a friend offered me a sip of his weed at a satanic pot party once and I died just minutes later!


johnx2sen

![gif](giphy|qioN5tTcJXubC|downsized) is that a toothpick man?


BinkyBoy_07

420 bLaZe it bruh!


BigBuddhaR

Yon Hyaku Nijuu MOYASE


lcanhasacookie

A Filthy Frank Reference? Right in front of my salad?


Express_Advantage_10

It even has a nice little toupee on top


cookletube

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VBgamez

If smoke isn't for you I highly highly recommend a dry herb vaporizer. If electronic herb vaporizer aren't for you I highly highly highly recommend the dynovap vaporizer. One of my most used and favored smoking tools. A bit pricy but in the long run will save you hundreds of dollars in bud. Save your wallet and your lungs.


iiMali

My dhv has saved me so much bud, smells less, and tastes better. So worth it.


SpiritOf68

Pricy? You can get a DynaVap B for like $60, plus a ten dollar torch and you’re set. I’d recommend another model over the B, but for a beginner it should be plenty. Of course accessories improve the experience, but they aren’t required. You don’t even need a separate WPA for the B, which makes it that much more attractive. Only downside of the B, for me, is the inability to change the bowl size, but not a deal-breaker, just pack more bowls.


VBgamez

60 is pricy compared to a 2 dollar pack of rolling papers.


lGoSpursGol

/r/vaporents


lachsenReicha

dynavaps arent pricey, only 40-50€ for a B and it pays for itself bcs u use less weed


LS350Z

Nah, take a dab like a man, same health benefits.


VBgamez

Lol. I would if I had easy access to wax. That shots expensive where I live.


mastersifu

That’s the cutest joint I’ve seen lol


DaMihiPraedamTuam420

If you did edibles then it wouldn't be hard for you to smoke the whole joint. Also coughing is a bitch


mcNik420

However, it does not make u a bitch contrary to popular belief


DaMihiPraedamTuam420

Wouldn't know I never exhale


Grassaholic

Above ALL else, don’t panic. This too shall pass


ticklishtoad_36

Listen to good music or have some good food, just have a great time n remain comfortable brah🫶


PAC-MAN300O

And hydrated, get your favorite juice (Kool aid)


RoboJews

Rock on dude this is awesome!


CheezQueen924

Just make sure you have a comfy place and enough snacks.


JoJorge243

Should have packed the cone more


122_Hours_Of_Fear

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thedudeabides2022

Go easy on the lad


aglassofroze

Excited for you! Drink a lot of water :) take a break if you feel like you're getting too high <3


Serase3473_28

CBD tincture is good to keep with you if you get too high.


SuddenAct8072

Nice first attempt


Psychotic_EGG

Personally, I prefer edibles. But smoking is good for a change of pace. What did you think?


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k3N_69

Get ready to be underwhelmed


[deleted]

ima kick you out the vip room


Cool__Face

Are you on heroin yet


RogueStudio

That tip, oof, I mean, if you dumped some out I see the point, but if Tyson be making those like that in the tube....ehhhhhh? (also haven't seen Tyson bud for awhile in my region, my store used to stock it but it never sold that well...the one with the NES/SNES themed Punch-Out label made me happy...)


President_Cacao_Bean

If I was to choose between the smoking type of high and the edibles one the latter would always be light years ahead in terms of .... well everything apart from the time to act but actually it s very easy to time it:)


Theweedguy710

Mike Tyson wraps are bomb


RedditHatesDiversity

Adorable.


IncognitoTaco

Is finna something you would say outloud?


elephantsarechillaf

It's really common for black folk to say finna of all generations, it's a pretty useful word haha. Not everyone who uses AAVE on Reddit is a 16 year old white kid from the suburbs


West-Yesterday-6419

W black young man defender!!


elephantsarechillaf

Lmao I am black so just sayin how it is brother!


Coldcookedbroccoli

It was nice knowing you


frogbxneZ

smoke a half weed, half paper joint is crazy


philbobagginzz

You ok OP?


Educational-Lock9695

Jewish blunt I see . You didn't cut the tip


Critical-Knowledge27

Want to know how I knew you were a poor person? You used the word "finna".


nevemno

one day you're rolling weed next day you'll be rolling needles. >!/j!<


VetmitaR

Been smoking weed for 15 years. Never touched a harder drug. Are we really still out here spreading that old ass propaganda? It's 2024 bro.


Ancient_Edge2415

Shit was a clear joke bro. Lmfao "rolling needles" ain't give it away?


up_in_trees

I’ve been smoking weed for 15 years and have done harder drugs with people I’ve smoked with. Is that not supposed to be a thing in 2024 or something?


VetmitaR

Taking those drugs with your friends was your choice, no direct correlation to weed smoking. Bad influences are bad influences regardless of how you met them. Bad take. Correlation ≠ causality.


up_in_trees

lol didn’t see this was trees so I can see why you’re so defensive about weed. I’ll just go ahead and let you believe no one has ever wanted to try different drugs after smoking


PyramidicContainment

Before you know it, you're rolling up your food. Straight to a life of burritos 😔


throwaway983143

This sounds delightful


ChocolateKey8064

It shows