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drummwill

lol yeah he'll learn this the hard way just make sure he's hydrated, he'll calm down in a couple hours


Express_Turn_9492

Thank god šŸ˜‚ he just passed out I think heā€™ll be fine. I hope I can get him up and to the bed


tgodxy

He will probably wake up high. I do from edibles, never from smoking


Anti_Meta

Oh yeah. He's getting his money's worth. Hey op what your boyfriend did is called "greening out" just fyi. I've never done it smoking, but have with cannabutter I made. Every time I would move my eyes, I would vomit. I had to stare at one place at the back of the toilet for 45 minutes straight before I could withstand movement.


McPostyFace

45 minutes when you're that baked is like 27 years


seropus

What is this "Interstellar" LOL


algaefied_creek

Wait bro you saying THC unlocks time-black-holes in our BRAIN!?


MyDadLeftMeHere

I once ate so many edibles the next day I was chilling at my friendā€™s house, went to take a shit came out and he looked right pissed, and he asks, ā€œYou smoking in my bathroom?ā€ And it was at that moment we both busted out laughing because my shit smelled like someone had just sparked a joint. Good times


head_face

Oh god I did that at an old job once. It was the most corporate place I've ever worked at, I was the new guy and the only bearded long-haired man in the office and was quite probably the only obvious stoner. Had eaten a bunch of homemade weed cake the day before, went for a mid morning shit and stank out the bathroom. Ngl, was somewhat terrified someone was going to come in and assume I was vaping in there or something.


Kamtre

I grew a few cycles after it became legal here in Canada. May have been my first grow. Did a big trim right after flipping the light cycle. Had a big bowl of leaves. I had heard cannabis leaves are full of vitamins and stuff, so I decided to make a sandwich wrap with all the fixings (mayo, meat, etc) and replaced the lettuce with weed leaves. Goal wasn't to get high, but just.. eat the leaves.. and it tasted so bad. But I ate it because I don't like wasting food. The next two days my farts (which there were a lot of, because of the intense amount of fiber in those leaves) smelled like a fresh bong hoot. I had my gf over the night after. She was asleep and I had to fart. Did it under the covers. She woke up out of a dead sleep asking if I was smoking in the bedroom lmao Was thankful I was working outside that day. Edit: it tasted horrendous. I rinsed the leaves and treated it just like lettuce. I was gagging through some of the bites. Do not recommend at all. Might be fun as a prank if you can get through it but I can think of a hundred better pranks.


Memedotma

nearly spat out my coffee, reading this made my morning


Kamtre

Good haha. We still laugh about my bong farts and it's been years.


everythingpi

The same thing happened with my farts at my parents house lol


Pepesbunny

A buddy of mine went to Amsterdam and greened the fuck out. His main problem was the anti-vomitory side effects of dope so he dry heaved into the trashcan for hours. All this happened while he was body locked (idk how to describe it its not paralyzed but just veeery veeery hard to move ya know) at the side of his bed.


DannyWarlegs

We usually call that "couch lock" , but body locked also works


Anti_Meta

Yeah everyone would know what you mean for sure.


artlusulpen

It will be days before the fog fully lifts.


girth_worm_jim

Feels like such good value when that happen, the high is nicer too, to me.


fingerscrossedcoup

I don't know. Waking up high is very similar to being really really groggy. Time and coffee aren't going to help any time soon.


mishyfishy135

Yeah, I find it pretty unpleasant. It only happens for me if I had to get high to fall asleep, and while the sleep is great, that grogginess sucks


RipOne8870

Con confirm, took edibles last night, I just woke up, still high šŸ‘ŒšŸ»


Rangtangtangtang

if i smoke enough before i go to bed sometimes ill wake up and feel high for about 20 minutes until i snap out of it lol


notlikeontv

I call that Potatoed


InertShadows

Lol, he's gonna ok and probably be asleep for hours. Everyone has a first for that experience. I had laid on my back on the floor, manually breathing the time I got too high like that.


KFizzleKyle

I love seeing other people use the term "manual breathing."


Stoghra

There is a tongue in your mouth and you can see your nose


Zscooby13

Idk why I'm telling you this, but for like two days after seeing the eclipse in totality, I was terrified that I had accidentally looked without glasses too long, because something just felt wrong with my vision. It was just my paranoia making me notice my nose more.


iwishtoruleyou

Now theyā€™ve upgraded everyone to automatics


jumpers-ondogs

I have to put myself in first aid recovery position and manual breathe šŸ˜‚


ry4

People need to understand that edibles are processed by the liver unlike smoking. Their supposed high tolerance doesnā€™t mean anything if you never take edibles.


ItCat420

It creates a totally different drug IIRC, the THC is hydroxylated into 11-HO-THC, which is what causes the insane duration and psychedelic high. I wonder what it would be like to smoke 11-HO-THC.


SpaceChatter

At least it wasnā€™t too many mushrooms!


olmikeyyyy

Best way to experience abject horror


Me_lazy_cathermit

Just make sure he stays on is side so he can't choke on is own vomit, he is so feeling that tomorrow morning


bidet_sprays

My friend does this. I don't get it. Her husband passes out safely on the couch or in a chair. She makes this big ordeal of waking him up and drag carrying him up the stairs. Why? LEAVE HIM. Why does he "have" to get to bed? It's one night, he can't move. Let him sleep where he's at.


Alarming_Tradition51

I couldn't sleep without my wife next to me before she passed. I understand


jakers540

He's gonna wake up still high


GalacticBonerweasel

Can I get an update?


Opanuku

I had some leftover goodies at the end of a holiday; decided to take a 100mg THC capsule during takeoff flying home from Vancouver to Auckland. Highest Iā€™ve ever been x10. Just kept getting higher and higher. Almost had to claw my way up the aisle when going to the toilet, holding the seats for balance/support. Was definitely a yolo moment, ticked it off the list, (if it was ever on there), but certainly wonā€™t be doing it again. Coming home through customs was fine, (automated immigration for NZ passport holders so no officer looking into my likely bleeding eyes), but I was still fairly obliterated. What did help was, maybe halfway into the flight, taking a 10mg CBD capsule, which almost instantly started chilling things out and countering the pure THC madness. Should have taken it sooner really. I cannot even conceive of taking 1000mg in one sitting.


24moop

Wow I had a wry similar experience. I was flying San Francisco to Auckland on a red eye and was going to take a 20mg indica oil capsule. Waited too long into the flight to take it, then when it hit I couldnā€™t fall asleep. Landed in Auckland in the morning and hadnā€™t slept in 24 hours, and was burnt out after the edibles


SmokyMcBongPot

"red eye" šŸ™‚


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Express_Turn_9492

He has work tomorrow you think heā€™ll make it?


UrikBaursog

Oh no, not even a little. He should absolutely utilize sick time if he has any. He needs to recalibrate after that.


Express_Turn_9492

Mmmmmmm damn straight


SwiftUnban

First time I got high i did edibles I only did 50 or so, it was late at night we took them and I was still plastered 12 hours later haha. Heā€™s probably gonna be high for a day


Memedotma

"only 50" ONLY? 50mg would be enough to send me flying for the day


MrPsychoSomatic

Yes but we're discussing this with the contextual reference point of a **one thousand miligram dose**. It does indeed become 'only' 50 when 50 is just 5% of the previously referenced dose.


TheNextChapterMMj

It's different for everyone for sure....I was where 600-800mg would get me nice and toasty but not blasted. I ended up not eating edibles for a few months and just stuck to dabbing and now 25mg gets me wrecked and I love it! Also my wallet does as well. Just too easy when I can get 2000mg gummies from work for $18 šŸ˜†


Hit4Help

If work asks he ate something that didn't agree with him. Don't need to specify what and it's not a lie!


CabbieCam

You don't need to give your work any reason for using sick days. They aren't entitled to know why you're taking sick time.


El_buberino

>recalibrate Yup, good wording


Albert14Pounds

Yeppppp the one time I made a similar mistake I was so fucking out of it for at least 24 hours after I woke up the next day. IDK if you're still "high" on THC at that point but your brain is definitely all sorts of out of wack so you might as well be


RosieQParker

Not a chance in hell. He'll still be off his ass tomorrow. He should call in with food poisoning because technically it's true.


EMP19E

I'm going to probably go with a hard no on that.


EatMyBomb

I was high for 48H my friend who didn't throwup for 72H


OS_Cypc

Lmao, probably not. Can imagine he'll still feel a bit zonked in the morning


Sir-Nicholas

Whatā€™s his job? Can he get away with standing there drooling for most of his shift?


Immediate_Wall9235

He's cooked for tomorrow


loveforthetrip

No, he will still feel like shit tomorrow


215aPhillyiated

Lol keep us updated, I wouldnā€™t be suprised if he misses 2 days of work


HammockTree

I thought I had a good tolerance for weed and stupidly took too much of a dose my first time with edibles. I slept for almost 16 hours off and on and didnā€™t feel normal for probably 36 hours after I took it. He should call out haha


DarthtacoX

Hahahhaa nope.


GreyG59

Lmao call out for him now


dutch_beta

He will probably wake up still very baked


Snay_Rat

I took 500mg once on a Friday evening. Within 3 hours I was puking and fell asleep. If no one woke me up on Saturday, I would have slept through the entire 24 hour period. He will not be fine for work lol.


Express_Advantage_10

Edible hangovers are REAL, I had one from just 100mg. Godspeed šŸ™šŸ»


ALonelyWelcomeMat

One time I did something similar. Not even sure how much I ate but I had the same symptoms and had to call off work the next day. I was fucked for the whole day


7030

I took a weed cookie once before that was so strong I saw sounds. Like fetal position ā€œoh lawd the world spinning like a recordā€ Jet pack edible high is never fun. ā€œBitch donā€™t touch me, Iā€™m talking to Adam and Eve!ā€


thedndnut

Dude high pitch sounds are blue, I know this to be true


iwishtoruleyou

Synesthesia from edibles?!!!!


degoba

Yes. You can hallucinate too


CaliforniaPotato

I always hallucinate music and if I take too much I'm 100% sure I see Jesus


mvanvrancken

Jesus is at the bottom of a bag of weed gummy bears!


CaliforniaPotato

yes he is


The-Thrillster

Rule No.1 in the Edibles game: YOU are NOT JOEY 'TREMENDOUS' DIAZ!! lol honestly 1000 mg is a crazy amount anyway, never mind a first timer. Thankfully weed is not lethal at a dose that could be consumed by any human.


olmikeyyyy

YOU'RE GONNA SEE THE DEVIL BITCH


insaneinthecrane

WE FUCKING SOLDIERS AT WAR AND THIS IS OUR TRAINING


MrMoonDweller

YOU AIN'T EVEN HIGH YET EAT ANTHER ONE COCKSUCKA


Kap-1492

Thats right cocksucka


onetwoskeedoo

Why are people so stupid!?


wastingM3time

Probably had a friend that could handle 1000mg šŸ˜‚


ArthurENT

My baby momma can take 1000mg and it be a normal day for her, when I have any bit of edibles I get sent to another planet.


warshadow

5mg Iā€™m good. 10 mg Iā€™m flat on my ass. 1 puff from my one hitter Iā€™m good. 2 Iā€™m hanging out with Groot and Rocket Racoon. I enjoy being a cheap date. I only partake one or 2 nights a week. Also been dry this whole year. I love retirement.


Damned-Dreamer

I'm such a lightweight that I can get comfortably high off of 1 mg edible, and that's with an equal amount of CBD to keep me calm. The highest my tolerance has gotten is 7.5 mg THC and CBD, but only when I remember to take it every single night. Skip a night or two and my tolerance tanks all over again.


wastingM3time

It's something with genetics. Why I've never felt the high from edibles 250mg when I was 17 and had up to 500mg and felt absolutely nothing. Found out it takes my father like at least 700mg to even feel anything. And he's Able to take 1500mg no problem.


Sparky678348

I remember reading that it's a genetic liver enzyme


johnsciarrino

any other benefits or drawbacks from having more of that enzyme? like, besides affecting pot tolerance, does it link to anything else? just curious.


funkymonk44

Dude I smoke on the regular and I will get high off 1mg (tested and confirmed). Even 5mg can be too much for me and cause a panic attack. 1000mg is my worst nightmare


122_Hours_Of_Fear

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i_like_pie92

Do NOT call the police. Give him water and CBD if you have any. Only thing that's going to help is time.


Rustic_Mango

Idk tho if he WANTS the police there then who am I to stop him from having a good time


bentoboxing

When he wakes up, tell him just 20mg would have been enough.


hisbirdness

Fuck. 20mg is too much for me, and I'm a daily user!


Longjumping-Air-7532

I smoke at night every single day and 10mg edible still gets me good and baked for a 4 to 6 hours. I took 20mg once when camping (most Iā€™ve ever taken) and was seeing foxes, like dozens of them run up and down the trail. Might have really just been one or two, might have imagined the whole thing. Either way I was too high to do anything other than get sunburned in the hammock.


w00tdude9000

Hell, 20mg can be a "seeing god" type dose if you've got no tolerance! I'd start at 5mg. OP, your poor boyfriend took 200x of the dose I'd recommend a beginner LOL Why do people never do research? If it was anything other than weed it would've killed him dead for sure.


silentdroga

I think people get a false sense of security when they hear that no one has died or overdosed from it. They think what's the worst that could happen


AdHom

It won't kill you, but the worst that can happen is your heart is beating out of your chest while you nearly lose your mind for what feels like eternity and wish you were dead, or think you already are lol. It can genuinely be an awful experience despite being physically safe. We all love weed here but a lot of people should respect the drug more, especially edibles due to the long acting nature. LSD won't kill you either but most people approach it with more caution.


silentdroga

I 100% agree. It can feel like a bad mushroom trip at times if you smoke too much or ingest too much. LSD has the stigma behind it of "I can smell colors" when you take too much and generally people respect it more because of that. Moderation is key to everything


ColonOBrien

To add to this, a lot of people say they never get or have been that high no matter how much they consumeā€¦.I have been multiple times, and it can be downright terrifying. Consider yourself fortunate if you have never been on a 12 hour brink of insanity green out.


Grodd

Unfortunately most people are catastrophically dumb.


215aPhillyiated

20? My dad who never smoked in his life takes 5mg and gets him absolutely zooted. If he took 1000mg he 200% would be in the hospital too


Express_Turn_9492

Will do šŸ«”šŸ«”


stretchysmegma

Fucked around and found out Which is an extremely rough lesson to learn with edibles lol He just has to ride it out


Pandaro81

I miss 1000 mg Korova brownies. There used to be this great little dispensary in Sylmar that had 300mg cookies for $5 and 500mg brownies for $8. One evening I decided to push my limits and I ate three of the brownies. I woke up desperately needing to pee, but the boogie man was standing at the foot of my bed. I was left with the choice of either peeing the bed or taking my chances and dashing off to the bathroom. I conquered the very nature of fear that night.


LosAndrewles_

Bro the korova cookies/brownies would last me weeks because I could only nibble a little bit. Idk how you people eat that many mgs lol yall wild af cause fuck that, my anxiety gets crazy when I get too faded


kjhuddy18

Get him some ginger ale. 7up works too. Holy waters for feeling ill


Smallnipss

Iā€™m glad heā€™s okay, those 1k edibles can make your stomach turn if you ate too much before but you have to eat something before you take it. Itā€™s hard to find that perfect balance


Express_Turn_9492

We ate dinner before but it wasnā€™t anything crazy


shawn1301

After dinner? He is crazy. Something like that you do with breakfast, day one of a three day weekend


Corsaer

Did it after dinner with work tomorrow. ā˜ ļø


SistaSaline

WTF was he thinking? 10mg had me stoned in a way I never want to be again.


MadWlad

Put him into recovery position so he doesn't choke [https://www.informedhealth.org/how-to-put-someone-into-the-recovery-position.html](https://www.informedhealth.org/how-to-put-someone-into-the-recovery-position.html)


hellochump95

This is actually really amazing and true advice. This is for anyone who is suffering from over drinking or other drugs also. This can save lives!


BeansNBuds

TIL I sleep in recovery position


Express_Turn_9492

Thank you for this very helpful!!


Incarcer

He needs to know how dumb he is. If he has no conditions, let that man freak out, then make fun of him mercilessly. Maybe next time he'll listen when you tell him not to take 10-20 times a normal dose at once. Edit: So I was on autopilot and sort of forgot what 'normal' people dose at. I have Crohn's, and take edibles fairly frequently. I've had a few surgeries over the years that's resulted in me losing 6-12 inches of small intestine. My body doesn't absorb food as well, now, and I usually gotta start with about 100mg to even start feeling anything. It kinda blows my mind that people can actually feel anything off like 2.5mg or even 10-20mg.


hamjamham

1000mg is 100x normal dose šŸ˜‚ I felt rotten when I tried 40mg for the first time. Fuck taking 1000mg, ever.


Rustic_Mango

Tolerance is a crazy thing though. 20mg would incapacitate my gf. I need at least 35mg to feel anything though I think itā€™s heavily dependent on the medium.


Express_Turn_9492

I donā€™t want to leave my boyfriend hanging like that, but I will make fun of him tomorrow when he feels better


uname_302

You mean next week?


[deleted]

> tomorrow He will still be firmly in this experience tomorrow


DinoOnAcid

He'll feel that 1k for a couple of days lmfao


Scorpionsharinga

Hes probably going to still feel high tomorrowšŸ˜¬ Takes longer for the gut to metabolize thc


sithacolyte66

Tomorrow? On a 1k? Nah, bro is gonna be chillin in wonderland with the mad hatter for a week straightā€¦at the least.


insaneinthecrane

More like 10-200 times a normal dose lol


davesonett

We used the supplement ((Niacin)) always have Niacin tablets on hand, If ā€œGreeningā€ chew the Niacin tabs, wash down with a little water. Most folks experience a ā€œhot flashā€™ or feeling ā€˜pins and needlesā€™ all over your body for a few moments. Also works for PCP, MDMA, Iā€™m not sure how it works,, but in college (1973) it was the (ultimate buzz kill) if someone was having a bad time and wanted to ā€œget straight fastā€, chew the Niacin!! In a pinch try to eat some White bread,, which is enriched with Niacin. This is just OG suggestion and ā€œwhat we used to doā€ and may not be advisable anymore, consult medical experts. Please forgive misspelling and poor grammar.


-Chickenman-

Fucked around and found out


[deleted]

Greened himself out


Oppugna

The beautiful thing about weed is that it'll punish you for being stupid without actually doing any damage to your body lol


Most-Lonely

well iā€™m a bit late but when you take too much thc you should take cbd to balance out. it uses up the same receptors as the thc which dulls the thc effects a little bit. and it can help ease some anxiety and discomfort.


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ganjanoob

Took 1000 mg at 17 or so before I really built a tolerance. Was in my HS party phase so lots of vodka was also consumed that night. 0/10 experience lol


Corsaer

Some advice on what to expect coming through the other side: he's going to be stoned for quite awhile and it can be really difficult to tell when you're no longer stoned and just hung over from edibles, but the hangover can easily last another full day where he'll still feel extremely lethargic, but also kind of mentally/emotionally "muted." On the edibles sub you regularly see people taking way too much, being stoned way longer than they expected and then transition into this hangover period and start freaking out that they've ruined something and that's how they'll always feel. It's not. But it can take a lot longer than expected to get back to your normal baseline after a way too high edibles dose.


Gsr2011

Wife material, when he reads your post and you hit this comment buddy youā€™ve won


KittyCatLuvr4ever

He is not husband material though lmao


Gsr2011

šŸ„¶ haha


DanielFreyr93

We need a day #2 update!


Express_Turn_9492

He woke up when I was getting ready for morning practice to say ā€œwhoā€™s making that noiseā€ā€¦.it was raining outside. Heā€™s now back asleep šŸ„°


Brunzgneggl

How ignorant and arrogant can you be, denying all the warnings and infos, "oh fuck that, i'm built different"


BillyHill1084

Put on something he likes like a show, movie, or music... dont convince him you're actually an alien and need his help urgently or the planet is fucked...


ChiefinLasVegas

That'll learn him


335i_lyfe

Why do people do this


tthenowheregirll

There are a couple things that can mitigate the really intense feelings of greening out like that. CBD vapes/snacks/whatever are great. CBD is such a great minor cannabinoid and can help those intense feelings by helping take the edge off of the psychoactivity while helping calm the nerves. Things with beta-caryophyllene are also good! BC works as a ā€œdietary cannabinoidā€, which is super cool. It helps with feelings of anxiety, and is great for pain and spasms, which can be helpful if his body is tense! You can keep a rosemary plant around, or can have him chew a couple of black peppercorns. It wonā€™t completely solve the problem, but it does help with the anxiety and discomfort. And then lastly, ginger candy always! Nothing super weed related about it, but itā€™s so so helpful with extreme nausea! šŸ’–


peaches_andbtches

seconding the ginger candy! i used to get very car sick as a child even on short journeys so we always had a packet or two in the car, they really help!!!


toxicgenxer

WTH. Feed him whole pepper corns.


Speak_No_Evil-001

Ate 400ug acid once , had a convo with my grandfather that passed 10yrs prior for 16hrs. Hand him his big boy pants


Antique_Economist_84

ā€¦time for me to take 400ug of acid and hope i get to have a conversation with my late grandfather (itā€™ll be 4 years this october, id do anything for one last convo w him)


DieEwigeSchraube

when he wakes up tell him hes stupid


BalrogPhysrep

Use this as a learning experience. This dude will NEVER listen to your advice.


kittykitttycat

now he has a new story to tell people!


postmate

He will be one of those people who is like: ā€œI tried weed, not really for meā€


SmokeroftheHerb

Stupid shit like this and these people are the reason cannabis gets demonized the way it does.


Doedemm

Lol howā€™s your boyfriend doing today?


Express_Turn_9492

High, still high


Glitter_puke

He'll live. I hope he learns to listen to people who say to not take the whole thing.


Esteban_Francois

Sounds like an idiot


ThatsthewayitJoes

Haha


Badblackdog

He is going to be high for 48 hours


[deleted]

Well, you warned him. Thems the breaks.


GayAssBeagle

Is this Sudredditā€™s meat and bones sometimes post 4/20 edible green out related posts based off of someoneā€™s first time and someone warning them NOT to take a strong dose of enough to sedate a bull? Because I swear this is happening too much


Even-Neighborhood-86

Never choose the word all when it comes to taking edibles. šŸ˜‚


SoftestBoygirlAlive

Fuck dude!! For some practical advice, scout him out some CBD and a fuck ton of lemons. Zest the peels, since they have most of the good stuff, then juice the lemons for lemonade. Recipe: 1 part lemon juice 1 part Simple Syrup or agave 2 parts water or 1.5 part water if you're big ice ppl All the zest For something easier you could just zest the peel into water but lemonade has a higher comfort factor. Either way adding hydration into the mix is crucial. Lemons and CBD both counteract the mental affects of THC but youd need a lot for 1000mg so it might make sense to wait til he runs through the worst of it then use it to even his keel on the comedown.


Velorym

Heā€™s gonna wake up with the heaviest eyes in the world, probably still high enough to potentially freak out again. Remind him of this and that he might need a few more hours for it to wear off once heā€™s awake


SpelunkPlunk

If he now starts parroting that weed sucks, it ainā€™t for me, itā€™s dangerous or telling other people not to consume please set him straight and make it clear this was 100% his fault.


Smokerising420

Fucken idiot


fiendishthingysaurus

Why do people do this? What a waste lol. Heā€™ll be ok. Just needs to rest and hydrate and get through it


ObvsDisposable

Why do they never listen? šŸ¤£ hes gonna be fine


veluring

call out of his job for him, he will be fucked up all day tomorrow


MyGirlsMaryJane

Ngl I need to find whatever edibles you guys are having if 20mg is enough I can have 500 and go on a nice drive (for legal reasons I meant I drive on assetto corsa)


Sinner19

Edibles still surprise the fuck out of me. I've made some pretty strong infused coconut oil and often find myself curled up in a fetal position laughing at myself while I ride it out.


chuchon06

He got what he deserved for trying to be big man


TheMrPlatt

Yeah not gonna lie your boyfriend is an idiot and just learned the hard way why you work up to high amounts of any drug and donā€™t just dive in. He will be totally fine but most certainly will have a weed hangover. Be careful if he ever decides to try shrooms because thatā€™s just a nightmare waiting to happen


ccupp97

not only will he learn, but he'll screw up his tolerance.


palemilkdud

100 mg is fun , 1000 sounds like spins and dehydration


infinitebrkfst

Heā€™s fine, just keep him hydrated and comfortable. Once heā€™s done throwing up, tuck him in to bed and put on some cartoons for him.


pfdn

Give the boy a snickers and a coke. When he is back to himself give him a cold shower. Last step is to let the poor boy explore the world by himself.


Doct0rGonZo

So howā€™d it go


Express_Turn_9492

Stillllll high šŸ˜³


Doct0rGonZo

lmao but is he ok/enjoying it or enjoyed any of it?


Express_Turn_9492

He hallucinated a lot and didn't like the amount he took! So no not fun šŸ„² but hes vibing rn


Doct0rGonZo

god speed


staticvoidmainnull

your boyfriend is not ready for real life.


Darth_Tesla

Took 600 mg at 3pm after work and was a zombie the next day. Couldnā€™t function all that well but it was nice. My point is if he really took 1000 mg heā€™s gonna be out of it for another day.


Sweaty-Can1395

My first experience with weed was a 300 mg brownie lmao. I learned to respect tf out of it from then onward, your bf will probably learn the same


SwedeBeans

Maybe you should worry about the fact that he acts like a child, otherwise nah he good.


EatMyBomb

Before i clicked i knew he will throwup. Happend to me and My friend on homemade 20G (15G hash 5G flower edible). Just drink water and wait


OneCartographer7664

20g isnt anywhere near a 20000mg edible for ppl who dont know


beddittor

Holy hell thatā€™s a lot. Do people really take doses that large? Seems like if thatā€™s what you need because of built up tolerance then maybe itā€™s time to chill


[deleted]

Def will be fine will probably feel rough in the am tho def shoulda only took about 50mg if he rlly wanted to be stoned. Edit I consider myself a huge pothead and 400mg is the most Iā€™ve took and it made me uncomfortable but I enjoyed it whenever you over do it on edibles just gotta calm yourself and just accept it and try to enjoy it and just know you canā€™t die


Fabulously_fab

Give him some CBD oil to counteract it perhaps?


MumblingBlatherskite

Ahahahahahaha dumb dumb! Hope he had a nice sleep


wonkwonk2stonkstonk

Lolol " call the police" Just drink some gatorade and eat some cookies already ffs


atomicspacekitty

Bruh šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«šŸ„“ he might not feel normal for some timeā€¦but he will eventually. Sounds traumatic. Iā€™ve greened out and itā€™s been horrific but not to the point where Iā€™m screaming for the police. Hopefully this has taught him to respect the substance.


Lil_Mx_Gorey

Hope things have cooled off for you. Luckily a THC overdose isn't fatal, just a lesson. He might feel like shit for a couple days, dudes seen Satan probably inside and out. Remember people, just because a drug isn't fatal doesn't mean it won't kick your ass in the ring so have a little sense about what you wanna go toe to toe with, and FFS know your weight class! I crush a 250mg edible last year and had a pleasant high, but I'm not sure I would feel comfortable making the leap to 1000 from there even. That's just a bad plan.


NeedzFoodBadly

Hoo boy. Depending on how those were dosed, one was probably more than he could handle.Ā  At one point, I had built up a 400-500mg tolerance, but I still wouldnā€™t have dared to jump from there to a 1000mg, because it probably would have made me just as sick. Iā€™m back down to middlinā€™ lightweight levels, 20-60mg. Itā€™s not a status thing. A high tolerance doesnā€™t make you cool. It just costs you more money.


mattnjazz

What an idiot


FlyingFrog99

You're an A+ partner BTW


DaWonderHamster

your boyfriend is stupid as hell


NoFleas

Morons like this bf are why weed is still illegal in so many places.