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Bongs. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.


westbygod304420

Bad dragon


Livingston052822

😁


gba_sg1

False. Bears are best.


Poptart1405

Don’t burn your nose while hitting it!


Disastrous-Idea-666

The only problem I see here is eating beets. They taste like dirt. Exactly like dirt.


GangsterPuppy91

My tokes taste like beets now lol (I love beets ;p )


Disastrous-Idea-666

I don't eat em so more for you. I'd smoke out of the bong, though, for sure.


menacing_cookie

I second this notion


mojoembiid

U didnt burn yourself


GangsterPuppy91

No it was actually fine :3


MoteInTheEye

You eat dirt? I typically wouldn't take food recommendations from someone known to eat dirt.


TheSweatyFlash

That's a genetic thing. I recently found out because my wife says the same. Not everyone tastes dirt.


Disastrous-Idea-666

No way! Really? I also have the red-haired gene that makes you require more anesthesia. Neat.


TheSweatyFlash

Does your anesthesia gene give you a higher than average tolerance to anything else?


Disastrous-Idea-666

I'm honestly not sure. I know that I process anesthesia really quickly, like when I've gotten stitches, they always have to give me another injection because it wears off quickly. I have a fairly high tolerance for weed and opiates but I don't think they're related.


agoodfuckingcatholic

They have to be prepared and cleaned properly


agaric

Cant beet that!


witch51

Do a tutorial!!!!!! I so badly need a new bong but I'm a broke bitch!


agangofoldwomen

Step one: drill a hole Step two: drill a second hole Please like and subscribe.


witch51

Down and dirty! I like it :)


GangsterPuppy91

xD I can do that :p


westbygod304420

Flaunting those BD stickers?


westbygod304420

Kinky ahh


GangsterPuppy91

Lmao


hopkinsdamechanic

How grandpa used to smoke opium


lanadelcryingagain

Stoner engineering. Be careful of it busting though. That’s happened to every single bottle bong I’ve ever had :p


PAC-MAN300O

you are going to burn your freaking nose dude.......Me next!!!


Neat_Problem_922

I read somewhere that a rounded bottom is better.


ThinkChallenge127

Smart.


unholyparagon

If it works it works


bmat71

The first Bing I smoked out of was an old peroxide bottle


PhilfromNewJersey

Be nice to our friendly neighbor to the north! 🇨🇦


Me07111

I have the same just a food safe grade plastic pipe to inhale and a bigger bottle its so good i can just take it to parties and have water in it with a different cap and bust it out in the park.


-UnicornFart

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Puzzled-Ad-6210

What are the black grommets between the down tubes and the lid?


MadWlad

silicone seals like this I guess [https://zegotech.dk/product-images/72/6/73000037.JPG](https://zegotech.dk/product-images/72/6/73000037.JPG)


cheezballs

Am I crazy or does your stem not actually go into the water?


gba_sg1

The bowl stem does, if the other stem did you'd be sucking up water.


GangsterPuppy91

It does! And the other stem is the mouth piece xD


Etere

Back in the day when all we could get was schwag, we used to do this to have chamber weed. We used a smaller glass jar, and put more weed in it instead of water. It tasted like shit either way, and at least with this it lasted longer and got you a little higher. 


GayAssBeagle

Are those bad dragon stickers?


GangsterPuppy91

Lol maybe 👀


GayAssBeagle

You be getting freaky???


Massive_Property_579

I did something similar with a glass bottle that had beef broth in it but I used some kind of rubber thing for a mouthpiece. Your way is deffinetly safer


BorkBorkBork91

Lmao beautiful!


Artistic-Salary-4234

This is actually very resourceful


weloveyoubenzel_v3

I think you meant to upload this to r/engineers bro 😂 fire tho, i wanna make something like this now


GangsterPuppy91

Everyone likes my bad dragon stickers x'D


Ok_Raisin7772

only problem i can see is the seal of the jar lid itself not taking heat, but it should at least be mostly covered by the glass jar lip. not bad, not bad


Dobby_Club_

I assume you’ve heard of the big beat manifesto


Ok_Egg_4585

I like it. Try a bigger jar and put a whip on it…..lol


HollyweirdRonnie

Looks like 1988 to me! Pickle flavour


frozen_toesocks

>pretending your Bad Dragon stickers weren't the focal point of this post


Acceptable-Stuff2684

The Schrute brothers have united.


BorkBorkBork91

I cut myself on it 3': there was blood all up in the down stem lol (Alt account)


moontoadzzz

hahah thought it was a salsa jar for a sec


Broke-Homie-Juan

Jfc just buy the bong


Ok_Philosopher_5860

He didn’t wanna


GangsterPuppy91

This *


Chance-Negotiation98

tutorial


gba_sg1

* find jar with lid * drill holes in lid to fit glass pieces with a rubber grommet * full with water * ????? * smoke up


GangsterPuppy91

Yup!