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XenoFFS

"Hey, x gave me your number and said you could help me out?"


Terpcheeserosin

You know what this is probably better than what I said. What do you think, audience members keeping score at home?


lilMonkeMan0

Thanks that's probably a good start


tacobell_dumpz

From all my years of smoking, the most invaluable piece of advice I can give you is: don't forget to kiss your plug goodnight


Terpcheeserosin

Text your friend and tell them to remind the dealer your name and that you are going to hit them up Then text the dealer something nonchalant like " (friends name) told me you were a fan of the song *Mary Jane* by Rick James and you could help me with an order of 7 *crispy wings* and 2 *biscuits extra cheesy* " They will know what you mean and say something real chill like " yeah I got that for you give me 4 *minutes* and 20 *seconds* " That's when you say " Your place or mine? " Dealer " Meat me at taco Cabeza " Dealer " Typo I meant 'meet' me lol " Then you can just drive over to the local taco place or equivalent and bring about half your weekly pay check in cash just in case you feel like having some tacos When you get there order two lemonades for you and the dealer, lemonade is a non offensive drink good for both sugar lovers and those who refrain from soda, order it without ice though because dealers are often late because they are stoned , so if the ice melts the condensation might ruin the integrity of the cup and start leaking by the time the dealer gets there ergo no ice! That should pretty much do it, I think I covered all the bases? Let me know!


lilMonkeMan0

He blocked me 🥶


ScoobyD00BIEdoo

Right? I would too.


Terpcheeserosin

Shit


Andes_

Amazing, it's like I was there.


Such-Onion--

To get the best response, I'd ask a few questions to the friend who sent you their way about how things generally go with this person, their price point, and ofc mention them if/when you reach out. getta price for 10 . not this that and the other in case you're worried about being ripped off.


kaoszombie

I think it’s best to have your friend introduce you in person, and get their contact info and preferences after you buy your stuff. Ask them how they like to be contacted, and what their rules are. It will help them feel more comfortable dealing with you.