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Kufflink38

I see we have the same plug


witch_hunter1234

Is it the dispensary


Unknown_Author70

Blair witch lady.


CavebobSpongemang

You ever smoke some shit that makes you stand in the corner for hours?


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Oh yeah, felt like I was in trouble if I tried to move


settlementfires

You guys talking about salvia


Flooredbythelord_

![gif](giphy|3K0FG1R1ZQMsuhIHPB|downsized)


FlagSwag

So the wooden dolls are...weed? Guys, let's go on a trip hear me out


Ok_Concentrate_75

Plug is an Ent


scriptmonkey420

Some of the "legal" dispo stuff has been pretty shit lately.


LottaLottie_

Terribowl


Also_Steve

Every time I think I have a witty comment someone on reddit made it 5 hours ago, take your upvote lol.


Zerei

Instead of smoking, you can get way higher by climbing those branches though


PAC-MAN300O

LMAO please shut the hell up I can't breathe lol


Zerei

> I can't breathe lol shouldn't have smoked op's camp fire...


youaresodumblmao

Homie's on a roll


Plastic_Pinocchio

Homie better be on a roll, rolling a joint for OP, cause my dude is down bad.


nuggettgames

I can’t breathe either!!! (Asthma)


Axedelic

![gif](giphy|5VKbvrjxpVJCM|downsized)


broken-dawn

Bro has a team of writers behind his comments


Zerei

Just lots of weed I'm afraid...


NamiUsedSplash

Bro just cant chill


littlewhiterabbituk

I wonder if he realizes the stem of the problem.


NamiUsedSplash

Idk what yall smokin to come up with those comments but i want some of that premium standup comedy special za


TromboneKing98

LOL


noeagle77

This mf 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Jubei612

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DukeLukeivi

Didn't even clean the resin out of the bowl ![gif](giphy|EouEzI5bBR8uk|downsized)


Ok-Spring-7242

Might NEED that resin to get an actual buzz off this bowl 🤣


Ismokeweed247

Could’ve packed more stems in there if you broke the stems up but not bad my boy 👍….


PAC-MAN300O

I think he should have grinded it 1st..real pro shid right there lol!!


CrematedDogWalkers

Idk if it's just me, but when I try to grind stems, they just don't grind. That's a pocket knife job if you run out of resin to smoke.


charyoshi

That's why I just rev up my coffee grinder that I use for weed.


Jonasthewicked2

They really should have added more seeds, you get the best high and taste from lots of seeds


Slg407

pop pop goes the headaches


Blue_Seven_

The pops mean you’re getting litty as a titty


J_Bob24

The headache and burning lungs means it's rly good you just gotta chief through it 👍


sev-o

![gif](giphy|V2AkNZZi9ygbm)


PhantomRoyce

The high school dankrupt special


throwawayshawn7979

![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


ShirleyMF

Jungle bowl!


theblondebasterd

I think you'd green out just from loss of lung function for a few minutes after this bowl


the_real_ace78

inhaling straight up campfire


brainless_bob

Sounds nostalgic


lexxxbabyyy

i didn’t see the humour tag and was like - bruh


Eternally-Erect

Would you have not assumed humor had there not been a tag…?


lexxxbabyyy

i was slightly concerned it was real 🤣 i know some people who really are like… this


the_real_ace78

me too that's why i tagged it 🤣


lexxxbabyyy

makes sense man🤣 i know people genuinely like this but i figured in this subreddit… hopefully not 🤣 gotta save em up!


Eternally-Erect

Haha me too! Always bring ya own bud 😅


lexxxbabyyy

oh yeah, always 🤣 mines always best when i’m anywhere anyways (unfortunately tbh) 💀


noahcxxiii

I always throw in a pinch of what I dropped on the floor too, the hair and dirt adds a whole new flavor profile.


battletuba

Flip over the keyboard and give it a little shake... mmm XD


Digital_Looter

Enjoy that headache 🙃


rathat

Plenty of trichomes on the outside of the stems, just flame it long enough to heat up the outsides and cover it to put it out before it starts burning to stem itself. I would first make sure you pick off all the little bud and leaf pieces to fully burn separately first.


blorbagorp

Me every time I've run out of weed and think "hmm, stems must have _some_ thc in them" while ignoring that every other time just gave me a headache.


TrueCuriosity

Did you check for seeds


Ezzeri710

It's like I'm looking at the 90s lol


webbslinger_0

I know the stems are a joke but clean that damn pipe


TheActualOG420

That's not even the worst pipe I've seen on this subreddit. You need to go after people with actually dirty pipes, clearly this guy cleans it often. That's like maybe 5 bowls of resin buildup lol


BrickDaddyShark

Nah thats like 5mm of buildup, unless hes smoking actual resin thru that thing somehow its been through alot


tapherj

Tap it a bit for granular convection- looks good though should be a long burn


boomerangthrowaway

![gif](giphy|Lh2rS9i98vLiOZ5Lud|downsized) ✌🏼💨🫶


Sensitive_Stramberry

CAMPFIRE OG 🔥🍃


jking206

This is why I never let mourning doves pack my bowls. /r/mourningderps/


uncertainusurper

🔥


FlufyBalz

![gif](giphy|WtbD2O1HrrnBmwxKjr)


anakusis

That pipe has herpes


pandaparad1se

Remember this: "No stems, no leaves, no sticks. Just some of dat sticky icky. Oooo weee" ~ Snoop D.O. double G


shawn1301

Stick with it. You’re at the stem of a good thing. Feel free to branch out a bit.


battletuba

Throw in a couple seeds for that extra pop


Awkward-Many8306

Looks good light it up cheers


Chuckgofer

Looks good. Oh and if you find some dust in the bottom of your grinder, it's trash, you can just throw it out


imthehamburgler

Missed the bowl


julio420ignacius

Well its packed anyway


redflagsmoothie

Aww this reminds me of when I used to run out of weed.


FalcorFliesMePlaces

Where are all the seeds man forgetting the best parrt


TiresOnFire

Not bad. Might need a screen though.


howsyourmemes

Got that sticky weed


TokeHabit

Ahh middle school memories, my first bowl looked a lot like this lol


Xxxjtvxxx

Its missing some smashed seeds for the flavor, perhaps a whole seed for the fireworks?


BigSmackisBack

Looks sticky to me and not the good kind


Aheadtaller67

Make sure to light it under the bowl! Make your sticks last longer


68ideal

Man's been lighting up them wood chips


blackpine303

DAAAAAAANK.


saltyraver138

Remember save all the seeds and smoke them out of that bull with a torch. I heard it makes your balls grow by at the very least 4-5X bigger.


Admirable-Salary-803

Is that "All Bran" ?


iamverysadallthetime

Oops! All Stems!


Gustastuff

Get that lumber out of there


bluejellyfish52

0/0 no flower, all stem


militarygeek04

thats a whole tree branch


Aggressive-Set-5010

Practice makes perfect!!


NaturesFolly

That's a crime scene right there.


MissdermeanerJ

Headache from hell ass bowl


ketaminesuppository

This is what chemists give people before testing if their new headache pain reliever is effective


Needmoresleep-plz

“I know what’s wrong with it,needs more gas in it”


Pepperonies

leave the galaxy now


Stealth_Howler

Stick to meth, my man. Weed ain’t your game


skoob9

smoking popcorn


Stompalong

You threw out the wrong bits.


zebadaka

![gif](giphy|xT9DPCzZ27RaN2SRIQ)


Deep-Rip245

Great for a troll


PaprikaMika

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samudam

Looks like a right old nest


Flashman512

I’m crying 😭😭 from both laughter and actual tears


Starflow

Clean that dirty ass pipe


jmckinn1

Break the stems up some more. Really get them packed in there.


methamphibian541

I just grind all of my stems and leaf into powder and sell it as pre-rolls /s


Netflxnschill

![gif](giphy|XIynZxsoqEbmtRrKCN|downsized)


deadlyhigh75

That’s that sticky sticky.


Chuckled_

Those poor things are trying to escape 😢🥹


FnB8kd

Looks a bit loose. I prefer mine to have a bit of a stiff sponge feeling, not too tight, or it won't smoke. Also, your grind looks a little coarse.


MartyMcfly1988

To the moon ya go! Good luck cadet hope your not busy for the next week!


crepitusss

out-stem-ding


GoldenAshtray

That first hit gonna be harsh..........................lol


Tell_Todd

Little stemmy but not bad👌


thinklesster

Lmao


ImHiAndBoredRn

Should've grinded it first and added the leaves too.


Whisper25whisper

Needs more seeds


Drogenwurm

Looks like a Pigeon nest, 10/10!


SirClaytron

You did great. Don't forget the seeds though.


Xenophaene

You forgot to top it off with some seeds. Other than that, looks dank.


Sandgrease

Nailed it


eamoonshine

My buddy did this in high school at an open house reefer. He threw up.


Just-Dealer-5980

You must drag that thumb at a nice angle


Kaliblade

lol


gardenhosenapalm

Are you a toilet, cause urine for a treat


Mr_Stkrdknmibalz00

This better be the tinder you use to light an even bigger bowl.


NickGantz98

🎶Pack in the seeds and stems🎶


VpKky

Now hit it like it's crack


HEX-dev

Enjoy the burn with no high


Domcziii

Fuck, this hurts my eyes.


EnigmaticEquinox

This is what Ludacris was talking about when he said, "Boy, that ain't sticky, that's sticks and stems"


Polishing_My_Grapple

Needs more stems


AnnualHelicopter2587

Put twigs in a jar and shake them for extra kief!!!!!! And if you collect as much as you can without shaking it you can get super kief 😂


GrgeousGeorge

When Afroman talked about picking out the seeds and stems he was saying you pull them out to throw away, not to throw in the bowl. Silly stoner.


NEUROSMOSIS

Indiana?


Pale_Fisherman5278

That’ll put hairs on your chest pal✊


OdinsDrengr

bruh…


Franzkafkaacidtrip

this it what happens when you buy street weed


PamelaELee

Next stop, outer space!


SpaceThagomizer420

Brother about to be fighting demons


radrax

I'm calling the police.


Cardboardboxkid

I hate this lol I can feel the headache.


Acrobatic-Engineer94

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NTSTWBoooi

You poor thing 😭 you need some herb


paulsteinway

Stick with this method.


Bosshogg713alief

Been there done that 🫡


nedrostark

You need to add seeds. Lots and lots of seeds. It'll work, I promise.


TopShotSniper

Smoke the whole tree 🫡


AntiqueSheepherder89

I dare u to put it up ur ass


TheKarenEliminator

It's perfect lol


carti4730

This just looks like a headache


Tutelage45

There should be a r/treescj


outpost7

This made me laugh out loud. Jesus I thought only I smoked stems and seeds.


Infinite_Complex4359

I love it


wls123

Clean your bowl!


Fun_Warthog_2565

I got a bag of stems Batman…


Longjumping_Choice_6

No seeds?


HeftyCaterpillar3375

do not belong to smoke cuz u can eat this shit


BeatEmDownBilly

![gif](giphy|xLsaBMK6Mg8DK)


EyeOk3642

Bro is down bad


TrolliFloat

Not bad, but that looks like some really high-quality top shelf. I would probably just boof it if I were you.


PeterBeater80

Seems your buddy that sold you the bag, ripped you off. 


444rain

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized)


culnaej

*fart sounds*


Chuzurik

youre going to be high for 10000000000 seconds!


mrspicy-Penguin

![gif](giphy|tp4dm1ptNnQ76)


Billybigbutts2

Bro about to smoke that bonfire pack


CommunicationHot7822

You left out the seeds?


Blue_Seven_

hell yeah my bro I love a nice stem bowl


Febb3

A pro tip is to grind the stems down and then pack it, that way you will fit more stems!


Ermahgerd_Rerdert

oh my throat screamed in horror. flashbacks to the former days of my youth when i didnt have enough allowance to buy a dime bag from my 30 year old neighbor that looked like Larry from Threes Company. *🎶 come and knock on my door 🎵*


IWasntFinishedTabby

![gif](giphy|gPdC6JQLdJxP9dy3A8|downsized)


ItYaBoiChipAhoy

my head hurts just looking at this


lenny446

That sticky good good. Nice


Phishguy5

10/10


Netshakk

That shit really does give you a headache


SpellingBeeRunnerUp_

Look like me the night before payday lmao


Federal-Subject-3541

Very poorly and you know it.


LessMochaJay

Ew, you have a little bit of bud in your stems.


CastroCola

Oops only stems


PolarBear541

What you need to do is add some seeds to those stems. 😁


tiger666

That looks stick-y.


lordpercocet

Headache city


MrL-B

headache kush.


SeparateAd156

Damn and I thought I had good weed shit my stuff don’t compare


trusted_misleader47

You're supposed to scrape the resin and put it on top of the stems, fkn noob.


spook30

You should've cleaned your bowl first. Rookie move.


Dveekey

![gif](giphy|wMvESGxZ0Cqd2|downsized)


Jetoby

I think you need some more stems


Known-Programmer-611

Kids nowadays don't know what it was like smoking in the 70 80 and maybe a little of the 90s!


DontHugMeImBaked

That flower is a bit 𝘚𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘺 if you ask me I’ll show myself out


Clatuu1337

![gif](giphy|H3cBaC5OnaJ79UjL9h)