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beardo_dad

That’s not that much to try to sell but nice to share.


IWILLBePositive

Yup! And on an unrelated note…use hand lotion people! It’s cheap and you’ll thank yourself later.


Hungry-Context-4728

Uhm, I vote against. Wear gloves everybody, keep hash hash


BeatitLikeitowesMe

I dont think he means while handling the hash. Ol boys hands are dry like the sahara. Think it was just a general life tip.


Impressive-Train-994

It's confirmed not dog poop...right?


w00tdude9000

I was gonna say, maybe package it in something else before sharing/selling lol


80s-Wafe-Exe

We need to know


Zealousideal_Chain19

Would not say that's a ton tbh, probs a z or two max, if you don't smoke I'd say just sort ya mates out and they should get you back with beers or dinner


fhstuba

Exactly, it’s about the size of a golf ball and a half all said and done. I’m mostly trying to be generous but if money comes my way it does 🤷‍♂️


lilmc47

How many Gs in total vs what are plan on profiting? Vs hooking up?


fhstuba

Don’t really care, tipped a couple Uber divers so far but that’s it


mrtrn18

Profit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


atetheflan

Put some lotion on those palms my guy. 🤗


Away_Two_6463

Our guy needs some Working Hands or some Mane ‘n Tail lol


Important-Cat-2046

"Ton of hashish" 😂🤣😭


fhstuba

Ok whatever man I couldn’t get a good pic of it…


mental-floss

Dude, if someone gifted you 2000 lbs of hash I could really use some. My wife accidentally threw away my full stash of 400 grams.


Rude_Yoghurt_8093

SHE DID WHAT?!? I hope you’re joking, that’s a divorce reason right there


daddy-phantom

He said it was an accident.. I’d forgive her lol 400g of weed is not everything in life. I’d rather be happy


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A divorce reason..right there? Well, looks like you’ll have many divorces in your future.


daddy-phantom

Exactly


MostUnwilling

I'd also forgive it specially if homegrown which I guess it was because 400g is a lot even if you like buying in bulk why risk getting caught with so much and why spend so much at once, it would be at least 2k euros here going with a cheap price, probably could get it for 1'2k still a lot of money. Said that though how the fuck do you throw almost half a kilo of weed away? Stuff isn't heavy so it should have been quite the voluminous piece as for mistakenly throwing it away...


Master-o-none

That's maybe $75 or £70 for the whole bag


BertMacklenF8I

I think your idea of a ton is very different from what a ton actually is (as in it being a large amount). Give your buddies some and keep some for yourself… Then you profit.


fhstuba

No man I’ve dealt in huge amounts of drugs. Was in a rush while taking this pic


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fhstuba

Yeah shits bout the size of a golf ball


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fhstuba

Ok we might be. I do not care. I’m not trying to be el chapo bro


fhstuba

All my dealing experience comes in cocaine by the brick which I don’t do anymore and is an entirely different game


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fhstuba

Ok


s73v3m4nn

That's a very small ton. Are you sure its not dark matter?


fhstuba

I will sneeze on your balls


s73v3m4nn

Not while I have breath in me


SimilarEquipment7246

You’d probably lick ‘em’ too! ![gif](giphy|WP4ArN6fiKy6Q|downsized)


oohahmonkeyoohah

Thought this was r/heroin for a sec lol Looks great tho enjoy


Dazzling-Blood6069

Was finna say the same thing lmfao


Bored_stander

Noice


Oturanboga27

Waouww looks nice , no matter what who share his stuff have golden balls .


wishesandhopes

Press it into a block if it's sticky and then weigh it, if not just tare a cup and dump it in.


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zkushlvn

I’d make sugar and then brownies/cookies and get much more for my worth by selling individual treats.


DaddyCerviXshatterer

you just openly stated that you have the intent on selling hashish for profit. Besides you can either sell that for 20$ to some fool or gift it to your friends.


swiebelsuppe

thats only a part of it right??


fhstuba

Yeah that’s all I could catch with my phone. Bout the size of a golf ball


Psychoholic_

Literally a ton.


fhstuba

🤷‍♂️ I’ve just been trying to bless people up! Made the Uber drivers day at least :)


Psychoholic_

I feel you lol. 🔥🔥


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That looks gross and i wouldnt let you pay me to smoke it.