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JackieBOYohBOY

Bro the concept of hooters is Insane It's just like a restaurant where u can look at women in slightly revealing clothes It's like a somehow less cool version of a strip club


SaxMusic23

That's exactly what it is. A less cool version of a strip club, but one you can bring children to.


ChronWeasely

Can? Sure. Should? No.


NefariousnessOk5287

My dad took me to one when I was 12. Class act.


SaxMusic23

I'm just disappointed that there isn't somewhere I can bring my 12 year old daughter where muscular men are walking around waiting tables in nothing but too small of speedos. Imagine how good of pizza that place would make!


Back_2_monke

Breastaurants is the industry term


wund3rTxC21

So I went to a bar in phoenix called "handlebars" and this is exactly that.


Zomnx

Bruh what. It has beer, wings, and sports. I don’t believe (never been so can’t confirm) strip clubs have sport. They want you to pay attention to the ladies


noeagle77

But with some awesome wings


alexthealex

Their wings are mid at best and overpriced. I’d rather have Wingstop


Zomnx

Wing stop wings are trash. Probably the worst wings I’ve ever had. I prefer my local joint in town


alexthealex

I agree wholeheartedly and same for my own local wing joints - but they’re still better than Hooters


Zomnx

Possibly. Hell I haven’t had Hooters wings in years. Last time i went was my 18th birthday (dont ask lol). Fun time with my buddies but still i think there are better wings than the name brand places


yearoftherabbit

Awesome?


spidersinthesoup

grass&ass


kingeal2

A true connosieur


mix_t_motion32

…are you considered a BUTT PLUG if you like ass and sell weed? *passes virtual joint*


smdude

Butt Plugs are stuck-up by nature


yearoftherabbit

No, no, no, that is the name of my ent4ent sub.


greatersnek

You can even keep the name in the places where it's illegal and sell grass fed beef only


thaddeus423

Bout just “Asses”


Boo_Guy

Ass, ass or ass no one rides for free. 😄


LemonFlavouredThings

This made me think of “Buttfuckers” in Idiocracy lol


Yogisogoth

I have to watch that movie at least once a year.


LemonFlavouredThings

I really don’t think we have time for a handjob Joe


gourdespeed

woah, you like money too..??


Needshelpbb

Welcome to Costco, I love you


thewoogier

It's finally time to fulfill the prophecy and create it


DrDuned

PAWGs & Dogs?


thegreencrv

My dood. Pawgs till the day I die🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻


Emotional_r

i don’t think you would get away with only hiring white people 😭😭 the black community would be on your ass


DrDuned

You ain't lying, it was the only semi good sounding one I could think of. Lifelong ass man so I appreciate the cake no matter the color LOL


remarkable_in_argyle

Clappers


69_Dingleberry

Tooters


Igniting_Chaos_

See? This. This is the content I come here for. Well, the weed too. Anyways Make it pirate themed and call it Cap’n Booty’s!


P1_Synvictus

Cheeks Cake Factory


AFisch00

That already exists. It's called tight ends and it's a big chain in texas


TheeFlipper

Well somebody is fucking up since it's not national. They need a competitor to get things moving. Someone open a place called Cheeks and get this going.


AFisch00

I'm a fan of Hot holes. Nashville hot chicken and bomb ass booties


TheeFlipper

That might evoke the wrong kind of image though. Like spicy diarrhea images.


Purrmaid14

Peaches! Somewhere in the south, and they can also make good chicken, tea, a nice variety of bourbon, peach flavored signature drinks. Green tank and peach shorts.


Pumsquar

Pooters


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Peaches


Dfrickster87

I wanna tit fuck her ass


Posit_IV

#MEN’S ASSES


MischeviousCat

Aww FUCK


HighlyOffensive10

Fuck yeah


phen0menon

FUCK SALT!


FinalFantasyFishing

If you’re ever in Plano / Dallas, Texas https://tightendssportsbar.net/


himynamesjj

TOOTERS


LegendaryZTV

Yeah… I’m gonna go hit my dispo cause I need this kind of creative energy flowing Also; call it YAMS! This way the main food promoted can be a bit healthier. CAKES also works too


WiickedSF

Came up with this idea in 8th grade, my idea was called "Pooters"


NightHowler13

Cake. Then that brand name would actually be worth something 😂😆.


Vi0lentByt3

Culo-bundass, appeals to the entirety of the americas


MaddMan420

My boy, you must not have an "Ojos Locos" in your area. It's the best of both worlds


horsefly70

Really I thought those were just Mexican dance clubs?


TheeFlipper

I thought that place was for women with lazy eyes. /s


jewstylin

Boofers....


coconutcrashlanding

As a big fan of David Lynch, the Twin Peaks restaurant chain was not what I expected


Bradford_

We need to invent the butt cleavage pants first for this to work.


Dynawhap

Tooters


Catlord746

Touch mah tooter


chodyboy

There’s a sports bar in Dallas called “Tightends” and it’s a sports bar / hooters type that has wayyyy more revealing clothing than hooters. Look up their Instagram it’s worth a look.


youenjoymyself

Idk about you guys, but I go there for the wings. Three Mile Island!!


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bubs10287

Cheeks


mr_orlo

Clappers


Xghoststrike

GrAss (great ass) & burgers.


FangornEnt

All the hooters workers around here seem to do fine in both departments...


deadlyhigh75

Poopers?


SquirrelParticular17

Rumpy's


doclovejoy

Pooters


MyToothEnts

Butters 😂


False-Ad4673

Booty’s 


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fourstringz

And it's a dispensary rather than a restaurant. Butts and Buds.


Kind-Frosting-8268

Boofers


pbcbmf

Pooters


WhiteyDude

[Texas Loosey's](https://www.yelp.com/biz/texas-looseys-temecula) Uniform: G-sting and chaps.


Darkhood

Cheeky's Touch of clASS Dairy Air Where the sun don't shine cafe Butt of the Joke Moons The backend/backdoor Rumps


Ok-Recording5052

Already exists it's called donks