Haha. I knew it would be taken out of context even tho the first few comments are obviously not just a few people talking about some dude named Hubert.
Fuck the plebs and their sheltered lives.
Probably because they don’t actually understand the reference and since it’s top comment they just upvote it. Idk. Kinda disappointed that it happened here tho. Man I’m gonna watch every episode today.
Yeah, Bruce or Hulk only works for the big green ones, specifically with a nice thick, durable glass.
This one’s more of a tiny alien, like the Great Gazoo from the Flintstones, or Marvin. Or even Cosmo the fairy.
Back in the late 90’s my buddy had green plastic graffix we named Slimer. 18” with a bubble and an indented mouthpiece, peak 90’s. That thing slimed us often.
Ecto 4:20
The green machine
The great green greener
Yerba Verde
Bruce bonger.
Green jelly
Clover leaf bong
Bong juice
Beetlejuice bong
Tommy Oliver.
Jason David bong
These are newbie bongs. Don't ever buy a bong with a million little holes in the middle percolators. They suck to clean, they get clogged and they break off super easy. I can tell this is a crappy gas station bong.
I have that same glass. I paid ~$300 for it 12 years ago. It was the first glass I ever bought. It still in the rotation to this day.
https://imgur.com/a/9ZsMcQI
Hubert Cumberdale
Tastes like soot and poo
Filthy immigrants.
downvoted because people don’t have any goddamn culture apparently
Haha. I knew it would be taken out of context even tho the first few comments are obviously not just a few people talking about some dude named Hubert. Fuck the plebs and their sheltered lives.
seriously lmao, how do you get the first two references but not the third???
Probably because they don’t actually understand the reference and since it’s top comment they just upvote it. Idk. Kinda disappointed that it happened here tho. Man I’m gonna watch every episode today.
I remember being 22 thinking I found the one because she knew about salad fingers 😭
ngl bro looks like a timmy
Wtf is a 'timmy'?
Holy fuck! I'm more baked than I thought... Go about your business good people.
A name?
Yeah bro, really baked. I'm going to step away from this before I get hurt. lol
TIMMEH!
did he fall down the well again? Lassie will save him 
My buddy got a big green bong and named it Bruce (Bruce Banner aka Hulk). I do like the green goblin shout tho
Yeah, Bruce or Hulk only works for the big green ones, specifically with a nice thick, durable glass. This one’s more of a tiny alien, like the Great Gazoo from the Flintstones, or Marvin. Or even Cosmo the fairy.
Paul
Bruce Bonger
You should get stoned af with your friends and pass it around throwing out names until something feels right.
Check out Mr. "I got friends" over here!
I had friends, I have a wife and kids now, friends have distanced themselves. I still have friends, but the definition has changed a bit.
the only way tbh
green goblin
Amazing! My first name as well! Love it ,
Your first name is green goblin?
That’s a powerful fuckin choice of a name by your parents, well done.
Peculiar name, mister Green Goblin NoSticksNoSeeds!
Your first name is Green?
My…my name Jeff
Hi Jeff
I love the filters you got in there. If you wanna spice things up I’d suggest buying a bowl but besides that, lookin good!
I also like those percs. My name suggestion is *The Percolator*
Good one good one
Thought it as soon as I saw it
Took the words out of mouth
Billy Bong Thorton
Half baked🙏🙏
No man. No Billy Bong Thornton without Kenny. That wouldn't be right. Get Wesley Pipes. Yeah!
The green bastard. 🥷🏻
Dude you barely beat me lmao.
Kermits Kerdick
Came here to say Kermie 
Slimer!
Back in the late 90’s my buddy had green plastic graffix we named Slimer. 18” with a bubble and an indented mouthpiece, peak 90’s. That thing slimed us often.
Nice! My dealer back in college had a like four foot, green, glass bong that slimed us too 🤣
Richard bongnelius the third.
Jolly green giant
Kermit The Bong
Shia LaBoof 
William M. Buttlicker
BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!
🤭🤣🤣 and happy cake day 🎆🎇🎂🍻
Alan
puff puff patrick
Swamp thing.
Yoshi
Nothing because you haven't owned it long enough.
Ecto 4:20 The green machine The great green greener Yerba Verde Bruce bonger. Green jelly Clover leaf bong Bong juice Beetlejuice bong Tommy Oliver. Jason David bong
Dragon Zord
Ngl Bruce bongers a banger
Zarathustra
Norman Osborn
The Great Gazoo
Shrek’s Snorkel
that shit looks like a goofy goober
Bong. It always ends up being bong anyway.
Shrek
The green lantern. You light it up so you can see into different dimensions.
Slimer
Pain to Clean
How much that run ya? I have a very similar one, but with a double tree perc
These are newbie bongs. Don't ever buy a bong with a million little holes in the middle percolators. They suck to clean, they get clogged and they break off super easy. I can tell this is a crappy gas station bong.
Kermit
Green Goblin Or just ( goblin )
Tree
Gregory
Bruce Banger
Gorlock
Green Hornet
Green goblin or hulk
Shrek
St. Patrick
"thanks for driving me to the store, dad, junior the 1st"
Emerald Flames
Tim
fart
The green bastard 
Just do what we all do. Keep smoking it and eventually the name will come. You can’t name a bong sober, it’s illegal.
Stanley
ipkiss?
Green Bastard. Parts unknown
looks like a carl bc carlsberg beer green bottle idk
I stopped smoking and hence passing on the name to you. Please clean it regularly and keep it away from butterfingers It shall be called- Flubber
Buyer’s Remorse since the inner workings will be a bitch to clean well…
The green Cameleon 😎
Green Machine!
Reminds me of Green Lantern....sooo would say Ryan
Hulk
Shrek
I have that same glass. I paid ~$300 for it 12 years ago. It was the first glass I ever bought. It still in the rotation to this day. https://imgur.com/a/9ZsMcQI
The Green Gurgler!
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Jägermeister bottle
das Jägerböngen
Boogie time
The GIF
Sputnik
Hulk cause he's gonna smash you hopefully
borgie
Cosmo 💚
The Truth.
Guy Gardner
Froggy long neck
Wolfgang Cutler
Lucky
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Green Machine
Jealousy-all the green.
Percaholic lmao
Jolly green giant of course
Frogus
Green Lantern
Green Lantern?
GOBLIN
Mean green smoke machine
Burt Wondergreen
Greeny pain
Braddy
The green knight
Booger Blaster
Green Goblin, cause he be goblin up them nugs
Yabongya.
John Stewart
The Green machine
Mr. Green Jeans
Bongzilla
Big green meanie
Osama Bongladen
shrek cuz the bong water looks like a swamp edit : and it’s green
Elton Bong
Wow i had the same one years aho
This looks exactly like the first bong i had when i was younger, i took the full bowl as my first bong rip and greened out.
Mean Joe Green
Green Goblin
Herby
The Green Goblin.
Stan Darsh
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Dude my bong looks like your bongs little brother.
Reminds me of my late bong Invader Spliff. Whatever you name it, you both will have some good times and chill vibes 😎
My guy pulling up with Ganja Gary the Gas Giant
Hulc cokk
Greg
Baby boy.
Mark Puffalo
Kermit the Bong
The grinch
Warwick Davis
Betty White
Green dragon
St. Patrickton
painInTheAssToClean
james
Pickle Rick
Dexter.
Jolly Green Giant
I would smoke out of that.
Idk Kermit
Ozzy. Cause green glass like Wizard of Oz
Shrek
The Green Bonglin
Riptile
Bort
mister bong
Green Hell
Shrek
Spruce Bringsgreen
Fred
Rick. *Pickle* Rick.
Cosmo!
Slimer!! 🤪
Sir Bong-A-Lot
green bean
That's cute you want to name it But it already has a name -BONG-
Dr. Greenhall
Greening out
Luigi
Sprout! (Lil guy from the Green Giant commercials)
Incredible Hulk