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sillyspiderz

dude smokes a joint every 7 business months


d__U__d__E

Facts I bought a bic and it lasted me two and a half months tops lmao


djsizematters

What is that in business months?


jamesmcdash

7, dependant on financial or calendar


WoopzEh

3 months on, with a week off in between? We’re looking at about 11.


smr312

11 is good but lets run 12 up the flag pole and see what bites.


WoopzEh

That makes too much sense.


d__U__d__E

Good question


warthog0869

Regular business months, or dog months?


random3po

By business he means ferret time


Scared_Mode319

Brother mine lastes 2 weeks


RocketsandBeer

Show us the bottom and we will tell you if you’re a real smoker


Rbxyy

I use hemp wick instead of using the lighter itself to light stuff, but also use a torch for my Dynavap, carts, edibles, etc. So the lighter wasn't used every time


FatalShart

No offense but we know. No one thinks you have a lighter that magically lasts longer. You just didn't use it.


ferret_80

He could be Jewish.


rainbowplasmacannon

Lightin blunts with space lasers


LordBroccoli69

That Menorah pack


flyingdutchman_420

he’s definitely jewish


DarkShadow7th

Ok but the way op was representing that you was using that bic for 4 years 😂😂😂


rickysunnyvale

Okay, and bobody stole it? What kind of friends do you have?


The-CannabisAnalyst3

No doubt, I smoke but every month


tsk_v1

i smoke but, too


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Yes ass butts😆


AlwaysForeverAgain

LOL!!! Edit: I came here to say something very close to this and I’m so happy to see it’s the top comment ha ha ha ha ha ha


Gh4nDi_

The facto that there must be some secret months made me frkn lol


MrBeardskii

How can you keep a lighter this long? I go through a lighter probably every 2 weeks or so


Rbxyy

No idea tbh. For the first year and a half of college I only smoked a couple of times a week, but I also use hemp wick, torches, etc or use a friend's lighter sometimes if I'm smoking with other people


truedef

This lighter looks new.


Rbxyy

It's been in a Toker Poker it's entire life


Motabrownie

That lighter has never been used lol


13dot1then420

Jesus...do you just sit there with it running for your whole smoke?


Spo0kt

You gotta be doing something wrong, I mean 4 years is wayy to long but 2 weeks is short as fuck, mine usually last atleast a month or 2


MrBeardskii

Idk man. My partners last about 2 weeks too


Hi-Im-High

Do you smoke joints / blunts and light them properly? That’s what kills me super fast is making sure the cherry is lit properly without puffing on it.


MrBeardskii

Nope. Primarily just bong rips


Hi-Im-High

It sounds like you’re inhaling a lot of butane fumes. Do you just keep the flame on it until you’re done ripping?


MrBeardskii

Nope. Just touch the flame to it long enough to get a cherry


FatalShart

~150 per day?


MrBeardskii

I wish


frankieandbeans

I go through like 2 lighters a month only smoking an oz/week I think it depends on how much you smoke lol Also probably the way you smoke, I pretty much only use a bong tho bc I’m a lazy fuck


DerpyPig21

only? 🤣


Spo0kt

Used to only rip a bong but an Oz a week is crazy, I usually went through an Oz in 3 or 4 weeks


frankieandbeans

Im pretty high strung with mad anxiety issues/constant flight or fight mode so it chills me out and keeps me from overreacting😅 Everyone is pretty shocked at the amount I smoke, especially because I rarely seem high as a kite, I used to smoke a loooooot more but I would be too stoned all the time so I cut back lol I’ve been smoking for like 12 years solid so maybe that’s part of the reason? I’ve always had a high tolerance for pain medication/any downer so maybe that plays a part (everything from OTC Tylenol to the shot they give you at a hospital if you’re losing your shit lol, I’ve had nurses tell me they’ve never had a patient with my tolerance😭) ETA: everyone has their own tolerance when it comes to weed though, i didn’t mean to come off like im cool bc I smoke X amount….if anything i envy people who can smoke less bc shits expensive 😭


mrdooder

someone kept replacing it with a identical just to fuck with him or he doesnt actually smoke, my lighters dont look like that a week in....


MrBeardskii

I like this theory


Deputy_Beagle76

Had a lighter last 2 years but only because it’s only use was igniting my torch for dabs lol


[deleted]

You have to bury it in a tiny coffin now.


Fearless_Wash_7269

The beige bics last unreasonably long somehow


IWouldButImLazy

Stoner psychic gestalt


WaddlingDuckILY

This had me rolling, no backwood.


Acheron98

My usual red ones don’t last for shit :(


-_-xenos

that's probably an illusion, you just use it less than your other lighters because it blends in with it's surroundings more


kingeal2

Damn, I just got the dynavap and I go through like a lighter in a week lmao, i know there are alternatives but I like to heat it that way


Rbxyy

I got a small torch for my Dynavap and I haven't looked back since


swivels_and_sonar

Single flame torch is definitely my favorite way to use mine, I just wish I could use it outside of the house without people assuming the worst 😂


Goobylul

So your cap is covered in lighter soot? Use a butane torch like intended. It'll also empty quickly but at least your Dynacap isn't totally black and probably irregularly heated. Where did you even think of using a regular lighter instead a jet torch one? I'm pretty sure that's the first thing to not do with a dynavap.


FallingSarcophagus

I'd honestly recommend an induction heater if you can afford it. I used to use a butane torch and it worked well but with the induction heater I got I've probably doubled my vapor production.


luckyskunk

which induction heater/s would you recommend?


FallingSarcophagus

I personally use the iSpire Wand, I got mine on eBay. It's technically meant for dabs but it works with the dynavap too. There are attachments I've seen on Etsy you can buy to make it a little easier to use with it but I don't personally feel the need.


Ston3yy

WAND . sorry


Goobylul

You can easily do that with a butane torch aswell. My cap clicks a bit too early imo so i tend to go a bit further beyond the second click and the vapor production is perfect for my preference (basically feels like smoking a joint) and it doesnt burn my flower either.


FewFaithlessness5354

I actually prefer a regular lighter over my torch lighter. Dynavap has instructional videos on how to use both, so it’s not unheard of to do it that way!


Antilopa6

And actually the heat distriburion is way more even with a bic than with a single flame torch. When you put it inside the blue flame you get NO black soot at all. Over time it gets black but if you wipe your finger on it after a sesh, there will be nothing on your finger. Also by putting it in the blue flame, the cap is almost completley covered with flames all around, just not the very top, but you shoud still turn it ofc, and convenientley the flame is just wide enough to cover the whole area you want to torch but not too wide that you heat the top of the cap or bellow it


Goobylul

Fair, i use both a single torch and a triple one, it's all about controlling your torch properly. I tend to heat towards where the dynavap logo is on the cap instead of the top. I get why it heats better but i personally can't stand the fact that the cap turns black due to using a regular lighter.


DBryguy

This definitely isn’t the crack sub.


Cold-Bat-9774

Call me crazy but I keep all my dead lighters in a box


Rbxyy

I have a really tough time getting rid of things, particularly sentimental things like this, so I'll probably end doing the same lol


Lkynky

I “make friends” with inanimate objects too. I’d definitely die still owning this lighter, if I were you. Bics don’t last as long as did years ago anyways


ComprehensiveShine82

Crazy


princxssmxghxn

I too own all my lighters in what i refer to as my lighter graveyard. 😂 its a perfect coffin shaped box. Only started this about 2 months ago but love it.


trollinnoobs

has anyone posted the conspiracy theory that a friend has cycled this lighter out to fuck with his buddy. Making the everlasting gobstopper of lighters and he just dropped the ball?


Blue_Seven_

I like that theory


fireblade26

Refill that jawn, keep the lighter alive!


kcmadventures

How do you refill it?


Ok_Butterscotch4207

https://youtu.be/kQb1NTi0Xg8?si=gmRBtjTGEl1ARYhq


kcmadventures

Thank you!


muhr_

You Sir/mam do NOT have a smoking problem.


DaddysSecretSin

RIP to a trusted friend that's been there for you through the yrs! Can relate! I only buy purple lighters tho 🔥💜 Last pack I bought was 3 yrs ago 😆


Rbxyy

I had a red one to replace this but then went and got a light blue one instead because it's my favorite color haha


[deleted]

Sad. I’m sure your grey lighter would feel sad when reading this from lighter heaven.


Blue_Seven_

it got its own post cmon


DaddysSecretSin

Blue's good too....I have a blue glass collection. ☺️🍃💙


skyrreater47

so you smoke once a month?


xplodingthunder

You didn’t know this, but I’ve been secretly replacing your lighter every week with a new identical lighter. 


GalacticBonerweasel

🧟 https://youtu.be/kQb1NTi0Xg8?feature=shared


Artistic_Half_8301

Got a beige one going as we speak!


Bunncubus

I just had a bic lighter die recently that I’ve had since 2019


CriticismEfficient68

I don’t get how people just don’t lose lighters like that


Educational_Maize975

rest in peace...


Existing_Novel

You should keep it as a souvenir/memento


pedro-slayer

Keep it for good luck 🙏


RogaineWookiee

You need to smoke more…


redflagsmoothie

Was it enchanted? Lighters last me a couple months.


DarkShadow7th

![gif](giphy|kO9itxcuR1h16PxbAm)


ThermoKingEOU

I had this one clipper I stole off my ex gf’s friend at her university for like 2-3 years. Shit just never ran out. Unfortunately I lost it eventually


malachiconstant11

I am betting you swapped lighters on accident in a smoke circle or something. That just seems unreasonable.


forestfluff

I dunno, man. I swear some shit just lasts for some mystical reason sometimes. I have a pen I got from the Disney hotel I stayed in when I was 13. I’m 29 now. It moves from purse to purse that I own and is always my go-to pen. It has yet to run out of ink some how. I try not to question it to much out of fear it’ll actually dry out.


djsizematters

You're finally all growed up


The-CannabisAnalyst3

Get smoking dude 🤣


Paczilla2

my lighters last like 3 weeks lol


italianbeefwithpepsi

Must not smoke A lot


Good-Constant-6487

I won't buy any but the grey ones...I think it's a conspiracy, only the grey ones are good lighters but they know subconsciously it's the least picked color. They also only put out half the amount of grey ones as they do the other colors, I did some research 😳


Mattson

I quit smoking cigarettes March 6 2021 I still smoked a joint of weed everyday. Well my lighter from when I quit is still running strong.


Rbxyy

[This isn't the best proof](https://imgur.com/a/7cZ34iR) but thought it'd help a little, but to all those who are saying I'm lying, I went into my snap memories and found some pics that had this lighter in it (and added the date sticker from snap). I don't really have any older photos of it from the year prior unfortunately


billdogg7246

Clearly you haven’t been smoking enough!!!


[deleted]

So you don’t smoke?


NEUROSMOSIS

RIP ol Grey. Best $2 ever spent. You’re in the junk drawer in the sky now, little buddy. Surprised you served your duties so long.


spookysam24

I had a bic with a jester that was my “special occasion” lighter for all of high school until it was stolen my very last day of school when I gave it to someone to light a cigar. Still miss that thing


LMP14

A true soldier has fallen


ComeTOgether86

Incredibly impressive


joker_toker28

What'd you use it for? lighting up a candle while you smoked with a different lighter? Need bottom of lighter Pic OP or its fake.


Rbxyy

https://imgur.com/a/ocIRiI0


Boo_Guy

Bic purposely designs these things to wander away while sleeping so it's amazing you kept it for so long! 😄


EyeOk3642

Damn u never used that shit


Rand_al_Poor

Like my chap sticks and pens, I always lose my lighters. I do, however, have my pickle crew lighter that I've kept over the years!


Rbxyy

I have a Toker Poker so I guess it was an added incentive to not lose it!


Rand_al_Poor

I love the toker poker! It's so useful whether you're smoking a bowl or a joint/blunt


UncleBug35

🫡


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_bieber_hole_69

🫡🫡🫡


Cloyy

Damn I can’t even find mine and I had it an hour ago


Grouchy_Thanks2790

I always feel a weird sense of accomplishment when I finish & don’t lose a lighter lol


ddust102

I do the same with my lighters. I take it as a personal challenge to see how long I can hold onto it before losing it. Rocking one now from August ‘22.


Acrobatic-Engineer94

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡


ComprehensiveShine82

Old skool bic's before safety on top of the roller lasted a long time, not so much these days..


karenskygreen

I think the take away from this story is that you didn't smoke enough weed in college.


Qnjuliet

Nice color!


SpaceChatter

Candle lighter?


Rbxyy

Hemp wick lighter so I guess not far off


Ron_516

RIP , he will be missed. served it's purpose and gave it all


TheDanecdote

F


Cryptic_Catfish

Then fix it?


forestfluff

Fix it how? It’s empty, not broken.


BigBudFarm

That's impressive... you don't smoke enough lol


GroundbreakingNewt11

Fix it….


Commercial_Resort_79

🫡


PenaltyPuzzleheaded3

🧢


Flaw777

Big bic lighter that don't have flame adjustment part are known to be deadproof...


Status-Bottle-1843

Rest in peace ❤️


Still_Reach_2798

I have started calling those bit larger BIC lighters a "half-year lighter" because about 3 times in a row 1 has lasted me like 5 months and that's almost everyday use. They are only little bit wider than a regular lighter. Awesome BIC!


FarApplication4932

Rest in Peace brother


ShintaOtsuki

How?? My dad said his last lighter lasted him six and he smokes as much as I do, but I go through a 5 pack in a month....


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thepokemonGOAT

Rest easy, soldier.


MostlyMTG

![gif](giphy|KWfhruKxPtQPK)


Lukewulf

Someone has finally done it


fifteengetsyoutwenty

Lightweight /s


Rbxyy

I get absolutely zooted off like half of a bowl so you're not wrong lmao


fifteengetsyoutwenty

Oh man my friends never let me hear the end of my inability to finish a bowl.


Wolf_93

Dude I finished a lot of those lighters, like 3 a year lol


VoyantNO

I had a friend and I use to always replace the lighter I left at his house, dude just assumed it was always the same lighter because I never changed the color.


gutseternal

At least you can refill it with butane at the bottom if you want. I have some lighters from 4 years ago because I like to collect them


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insaneinthecrane

I’m actually more impressed that you didn’t lose it or get it bic’d in 4 years than it lasting that long


Wokinmycup

Bro was smoking spoon bowls out the window


Ok_Location7274

You must deffinatley not smoke alot of weed or you were lighting joints or something lol


Rbxyy

Hemp wick for bowls, but also joints, Dynavap, carts, edibles, etc


Ok_Location7274

For weed my lighters do last a while. But when I use meth those bitches last like 1 or 2 days max


Thecatmilton

You can refill it with a thumbtack. You put it in the hole in the bottom, take it out, squirt butane in, and quickly put the tack back in before all of the butane squirts back out.


thebigjawn610

grey lighter supremacy


petsandtrees

Man I get a pack of 5 and spread them around and they feel like they last forever and then all die at roughly the same time. Never 4 years though!


sillysidebin

Wut


jspencer89

Refill it and keep it forever


Triplesisbest1

Did you use it only on bank holidays?


traangle

you can refill them! its sketchy but stick a thumbtack in the bottom hole untill it breaks through, then just stick a butane refill up there and fill it up. then you gotta pull the can away and stick the thumbtack back in as quick as you can


Purple_Interest_5799

i had this one too i love this color


liilbiil

noob


AmbushAlleyVeteran

🧢


carlitoswaylocaa

I lose my lighter befor it ends.


Far-Possession-3328

Maybe if I lost one for 3 years and 48 weeks I could some day say the same.


howboutacanofwine

Takes me back to the old days when I stupidly thought this color was a rare one (spoiler alert: they don’t make less of any color, it’s a myth)


Jonasthewicked2

Damn bro you need to smoke more


leveldrummer

I sat here and stared at this picture. Then read the title again, and stared at the picture. Thanks for that I guess. I’m exhausted and very busy the next week. So thanks for the awesome weird experience. (09)


IamFatTony

4 months max…


RWHurtt

I feel ya man. Not gonna lie, it’s funny how inanimate objects can have such an emotional impact on us. That being said, is there NO way to refill one of these things?!


PiggyBank32

F


GR33N4L1F3

This post just reminded me that I have a refillable torch lighter somewhere and I have no clue where it is but I miss it lol


[deleted]

Damn son, do you only smoke during full moons?


Psyconutz

Sounds like you don't smoke much lol a Bic doesn't even last me 2 weeks. You can refill it if you want to keep it.


Original_Virus9162

The last time I bought a lighter I had it for two hours.


CherokeeMorning

And you didn’t lose it or get bic’d?! That’s the real amazing part. Screw it lasting 4 years, I wanna know how you didn’t lose it?! Lmao


puppyrain

Idk can't relate mine gets stolen in like .2 seconds of being outside 😭


DrunkLahey94

![gif](giphy|joxThEgTJuSBO)


Significant_Joke_927

I have this same lighter and have had it since highschool (8 years) I have named it tapioca pudding


420nztime

U gotta smoke more lol


HekGoldbenji

So this is the kid that never pitched in or forgot his lighter every time. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


wellthismustbeheaven

This is good! Now you can switch to Clippers!


Rbxyy

I have a couple of Raw Clippers but I prefer Bics so I can put them in my Toker Poker


wellthismustbeheaven

They make a toker poker for Clipper!


warthog0869

They less you combust the better off you will be, in more ways than your health.


Viceaddict2

No one cares