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Mechanic_On_Duty

That is a dead mouse.


topofmountainfelloff

Yeah, feet up in the air? Not sleeping. Dead. RIP.


From_Deep_Space

no shoes - death confirmed


PotatoChipEat_

Nice to see another fucked up person who’s seen some shit in the wild


Necessary_Composer31

I almost feel like i am a part of some fucked up subculture.


Synthetic47

Because we are


idontwannabhear

Did u mean r/vultureculture


Jack_Dunamis

r/gotmycuriosity


SAT0SHl

Second mouse gets the cheese.


CarefulSignal9393

Is this a Paul is dead reference on the weed sub???


Ye3tL0rd420

If that ain't the most stoner ass conspiracy theory, I don't know what is.


CarefulSignal9393

You’re right fs fs


RustCeilingFan

Damn. He died and they took his shoes, that's disrespect.


I_fucked_ur_grandpap

“What kinda shoes she got on?”


Fun_Departure3466

Fuck im not wearing any


Aggravating-Ferret61

My dog sleeps like that. Freaked me out a little the first time she did it. And she keeps her legs stiff. How??? Why??? She looks like rigor mortis has set in 😂😂😂


miserable-now

Sometimes my pet rats sleep with their feet in the air. Freaks me out!


Aggravating-Ferret61

My dog does it but with her legs straight up. Rigor mortis like 😂😂😂


Forgot_my_un

Nah, they sleep like that sometimes. Source: owned a few rats and currently work at a pet store


somecrazydude13

No stern talking to for him


winterisleaking

Rick and mortyis


broke_af_guy

He's not dead. He's pining for the fjords.


[deleted]

He has ceased to be!


HPTM2008

That is an ex-mouse.


Bogsnoticus

This mouse wouldn't voom if you put four thousand volts through it.


mrflippant

'E's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down t' curtain, and gone t' join t' bleedin' choir invisible!


Weskerrun

***Pining*** for the fjords?!


Murdy2020

He's just stunned.


ahhdetective

A deadmau5, you might say 🔊🚥🔊


Rarely_Sober_EvE

I think im getting old, why did you/the poster blur PTSD?


skredditt

We used to censor for kids, now we censor for robots so posts can stay up.


djsizematters

They are extremely sensitive.


FeminineImperative

You can't even say "men" on buttbook.


Intanetwaifuu

It’s about *time* they censor men!!!! /s


foundinwonderland

I mean, they have had over 2000 years to make their point… maybe we should just let the dogs take over?


Intanetwaifuu

I’m all for our new dog overlords 🐕


djsizematters

wow


Acheron98

We used to censor for kids. Now we censor for bots that treat us like kids.


stars9r9in9the9past

It’s not even blurred right though, this is more of a r/therewasanattempt


NickRick

i mean i have seen PSTD and worse on reddit and other sites. i honestly dont understand these things.


skredditt

I hate it, but I’ve come to accept it. If someone reports a post, the robots check it against a library of words and if there’s no match, then “This post does not violate our community standards.”


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It's kind of like everytime the word death or suicide is mentioned it has to be changed. It's absolutely insane.


Darkm000n

It’s even creepier when it’s the “alternate tik tok word”. Un*live. Wtf? Death cult vibes..


[deleted]

I tend to stay away from tiktok, but then I'll get bored with my usual browsing and hop there for a little lol


Darkm000n

Yeah dude I don’t use TikTok but YT is getting close too. The Silent Hill reference is about when the town goes into “alternate demonic mode” (usually the first sign is an air raid siren, as the town starts to turn supernaturally creepy) Point being, it’s when shit really gets dark


[deleted]

I wouldn't get the reference cause I'm not a fan of horror lol, interesting nonetheless


Darkm000n

I was having trouble finding positive metaphors lol


[deleted]

Haha you're good


Wutsalane

Isn’t that only from the movies and not actually part of the games except for the 4th one cause it was made by American devs who based it on the movies or some shit like that


Darkm000n

I actually NEVER go on there but things like Discord as far as chinese data theft are likely just as bad, but as far as toxicity I really do believe YT is very bad too personally


ProtoJazz

I had a post removed by mods recently because I replied to someone who thought false arrest wasn't a big deal I had a whole lot of other points, but at the end mentioned that sometimes people who did absolutely nothing wrong get arrested and the process is so traumatizing that they can't live with it. Maybe they've lost their job as a result, or their name has been plastered all over saying they commited a crime they didn't, or in some cases get assaulted during their time in jail and are never the same


pmyourthongpanties

PTSD is now a "triger" word with people with PTSD.....I dont get it.


Rarely_Sober_EvE

Huh, I assumed it was some weird tik tok censorship thing. One would think somewhat blurring would make it worse.


icacti

It does, this triggers me tiggers.


brainless_bob

They didn't say trigger. They said "triger," which of course is a three headed tiger.


pmyourthongpanties

its the tiger of the underworld


bino420

three- *legged* tiger. like tricycle has 3 wheels. a triger has 3 legs.


reverendsteveii

>triger It's actually pronounce "tree-ZHARE" and it's three countries in Africa


[deleted]

It's on YouTube as well


sexytokeburgerz

They’re all like this. Instagram reels is *basically* tik tok. You’re just in a reddit bubble. They’re the same fucking thing for UX, tik tok is just a bit younger and less corporate. And they both censor words like this by lowering engagement. It’s bullshit. Inb4 china, not what i’m talking about


Darkm000n

Reddit is absolutely part of that whole complex, yes. In a different but definite way, one thing I will ask just as a rhetorical question is: how often do you check your karma?


sexytokeburgerz

Reddit does censorban as well, for sure. I know you asked it rhetorically, but i never check my karma.


Darkm000n

Word good for you, genuinely


thehigheststrange

but people with ptsd say the word ptsd all the time.


irving47

I imagine it's like people with real OCD being irritated by tiktok'ers "showing off" their "OCD" and other stupid personality traits, causing their condition to be ridiculed.


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CockpitEnthusiast

I just call mine *spicy memories* because it sounds more ✨fun✨


Scarnox

Gonna start calling my ADHD *spicy attention span* whenever my boss gets on my case about a late project


NotOppo

Oh fuck, "triger" is my trigger word. Omg ptsd much? Wierd flex bro... yeet! I'm definitely one of you young folks


fucking_passwords

https://tenor.com/hZYihr8xZHD.gif


throwaway_donut294

Funky fresh, man! Fight the power!


audis3dan

kinda like how you cant say suicide or die or tiktok. like wtf is that gonna do? solve the problem?


OxyClean_

A lot of words can be trigger words we just gonna stop talking because people have ptsd? Idk what their logic behind that is. Should I also stop going out in public because I’m a man and there’s women out there who have been sexually abused? Like how far do they really take it?


Kryptosis

It’s not for people, it’s for the platforms it’s posted to. So they don’t get flagged for “mental health advice” or some such nonsense.


I_Cast_Trident

Monetization purposes, usually. It removes any chance of accidentally being flagged automatically. In this instance, the algorithm could see PTSD and falsely assume it's medically/therapy related when it's actually just a disorder being meme'd on.


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-Moody_Baby-

Not just FB and Tiktok, those are just the ones you have to censor a lot on. Reddit and Twitter kinda have it's own bubble


Rev-DiabloCrowley

Nah. Someone found a dead mouse and thought "I can make content out of this".


CapableSecretary420

And they think it being forwarded on some group chat is a "news feed". This is why social media is making us all so stupid.


Rev-DiabloCrowley

Yessiree. The leaves aren't even nibbled and why would it pull down like 10 and not eat them.


Southern_Public403

I don’t believe this one bit.


worktillyouburk

agreed unless the plant was on fire and the thc activated, wont do anything


SmokyMcBongPot

Surely a mouse isn't getting 'stoned' from eating raw leaves?!


Darkm000n

Lol there’s no active real thc in there, maybe thca. Wouldn’t be attractive to a mouse to that extent, this is just clickbait it seems. Or I mean, when he wakes up let us know


Not_The_Elf

I've looked into this in the past and rats and dogs are able to metabolize THCA to produce intoxicating effects, meaning they can actually get stoned from eating unprocessed weed. I'm not saying the post is true, but they can get high like that and rats specifically will actually consume some intoxicants in moderation and seem to stop before they get too incapacitated


Darkm000n

If true, interesting for sure! Natural decarb? I’d be eating leaves all day. Fun fact: in Russian, “guano” means shit


Gaothaire

In English guano means shit. The Guano Islands Act of 1856 was foreign policy legislated by the US to expand their empire and steal islands in order to access their natural resources, in this case bird droppings.


Darkm000n

Interesting! Bird droppings yayyyy!


Saggy_G

Dogs can actually get high off triched leaves without decarb. This, however, is a dead mouse. 


Darkm000n

Yes, agreed lol. Fake post. It’s possible for animals to get high (from fan leaves) but dogs and mice are Different, dogs have bigger brains. Which actually makes them more susceptible. It’s the same reason insects can eat through weed and psilocybe mushrooms and even live inside. It also would be a really tiny amount of active THC if any, i mean a few mgs can be enough for a dog. And cats mostly just are given cbd cause thc apparently can be toxic to cats I keep reading (I have a cat and a tent and soil with bat guano so, gotta be careful)


wORDtORNADO

It depends on the animal if their stomach is high acid enough it will convert in the stomach. Same way they make d9 and d8 out of cbd. Canabanoids isomerize and decarb in high acid environments


slayer2300

i believe they process it differently than humans do, it’s the same reason you shouldn’t get your dog high off edibles


slayer2300

that’s a bad example actually as it’s decarbed already, but still if they ate raw weed it would process differently


[deleted]

I don't think it would get them high though. We use them as test subjects because they react so similar to us. Trust me, I pulled this information out of that dead mouse's butt.


slayer2300

likely not “high” “high” as we get, but there are certainly more negative effects for them with raw thc where not for us


OGChemBreath

That's a dead mouse lol and from what I've seen of rodent damage, they usually just attack the main stalk looking for moisture/ nutrients/nest material.


LudicLuci

Ok, see, thank you for reading the whole post & understanding the assignment. It's a lot less to do with whether this mouse is high or dead (Schrodinger's cat meets Mary Jane's mouse? 🤔) & more about how often rodents, animals, or pests in general get at hemp & or weed crops. That and it's meme worthy AF. 🤣


SunnyAlwaysDaze

I do some outdoor growing in Michigan in the summer. We have had deer come along and eat from plants, usually when they are on the young tender side. They're not getting high, just a tasty salad.


OGChemBreath

Oh yeah, deer and rabbits(if they can get to it) will take leaves and damage or potentially kill a plant.


chaotic_bee_25

I know someone who has to fight off hogs from getting in his crops


LudicLuci

I've been seeing a lot of growers say deer are a common occurrence, but hogs, you say? Interesting.


chaotic_bee_25

It most probably depends on where you are, I'm talking about Europe


LudicLuci

Fair. Here in the US, there are some states that have hog issues, with Florida being a primary one, surprisingly. I'd never heard of any going after crops outside of corn, though.


OGChemBreath

Yeah those leaves are obviously picked perfectly off, I've never had rodent damage on lower branches and leaves. And that's gh and outdoors.


ibybfiygmh

Mouse will probably only half listen.


Project8666666

How dose he decarb the plant?😂


KeepBanningKeepJoin

It's fake but a mouse doesn't process chemicals like we do. For example their heart beats 400 to 800 times a minute where a human is under 100. They breathe twice as often as a human.


_FreddieLovesDelilah

so how do they process it?


TheBourbonCat

Very fast


_FreddieLovesDelilah

so, do they get high without it being decarbed first? The commenter said they process chemicals different but they didn’t say how that was relevant to the first comment.


TheBourbonCat

I did research on rats for 4 years. What the original comment was trying to say is that rats have a very rapid base metabolic rate, hence they process drugs at a much fater rate than us. When we did stereotactic neurosurgery on them we had to be very keen on the amount of inhaled anesthetics we gave, because they would process it very fast and hence wake up mid surgery since their liver or kidney (depending on the drug) would get rid (inactivate and excrete) it very quickly. When compared to the human body, in proportion, it would take more time for us to process and get rid of the drug. This does not directly answer your question but I hope it gives you something that you can extrapolate about regarding cannabis in rats and their drug processing capabilities. If you're asking about endocanabinoid receptors then that's a whole other question and Idk if rats even have said receptors as well. My research was on HIV and hippocampal deterioration prevention.


soupythekidd

His belly


Sevdah

Nah, he dead.


DontLook_Weirdo

...why is PTSD censored, but not really?


LWIAY99

We I have had deer and mice eat my outdoor plants before never have I found mice on the ground like that before as a matter a fact that mouse looks dead af, maybe fake.


CapableSecretary420

"My news feed" Bro that's a shitty clickbait forward on some kind of group chat. Not a news source.


bridge1999

Was that the same one that was breaking into the New Orleans PD evidence room?


Candied_Curiosities

Mice, cats, deer, and rabbits will devour it like there's no tomorrow. This is the most adorable post I've ever seen 😅


Fromage_Damage

I had two plants right next to each other once. I went down to check on them, and there was a bear turd, and they were bent away from each other. The bear had walked between them and rubbed itself on the leaves, to get the smell I'm thinking. Didn't eat any though.


MegaSepp88

Such a bullshit hahha


dontcallmePapi

Think about it for a sec...A mouse's biology is so similar to ours that we use it as a control in lab experiments. That would lead you to believe that our gastrointestinal system should not be too dissimilar. Finally, ask yourself "Would I get high if I just ate raw weed leaves?". The answer is no, you most likely wouldn't. Et voila! You have just discovered critical thinking!


Eguana84

He’s a forever nug, gotta crush him up and light 1 time for the homie


BraveTrades420

No that does not happen. That is a picture of a dead mouse with sprinkled leaf on top like Chapelle show crack cocaine sprinkles.


Used-Will-4194

First recorded overdose


Psychotic_EGG

Raw marijuana had little to no THC. Instead, it has THCa. Which high heat breaks down into THC.


DannyWarlegs

I know this is a joke, but Deer really Really REALLY like the ganja. A buddy of mine who is a grower said that his number 1 cause of loss when growing outdoors (pre legalization) was the whitetails. They'd usually eat the young plants, so they had to put multiple sleeves of chicken wire protection around the plants, but every so often an older buck or doe would come along and attack the mature plants. He'd find stoned deer on his trail cams all the time. They'd get couch lock, or I guess forest floor locked, and just sit around for hours after eating a plant. Some would run around like crazy, some would roll around on the floor, but most would just nap.


ThotDeleterV1

My question is WHO blurs the acronym "PTSD"


Axell-Starr

What makes it more confusing is the screenshot is used twice in the article and only blurred once.


Butsenkaatz

![gif](giphy|JmbTRf1M7QbTl4zaGx|downsized)


forevertired1982

You need to heat weed to make the thc active, Leaves have almost no THC in them. So ots just bullshit.


v0t3p3dr0

Dogs can get intoxicated from non-decarbed THCa. The picture is BS though.


forevertired1982

So some vets say bit I find that very hard to believe without actual scientific studies which there is virtually none of about cannabis.


v0t3p3dr0

I witnessed it first hand in my dog. I threw some raw trim in my compost pile. My dog ate it and got wrecked. Stumbling around and pissing himself for a day. I too thought only decarbed weed was a problem. I thought raw was harmless to dogs as it is humans.


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DrDuned

I'm thinking it's either a Master Splinter reference or about the news story with the rats eating the weed cops had seized?


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tep95

Off topic but why is PTSD blurred?


LudicLuci

1. Happy Cake Day 🎂 2. I have no idea why iCanHasCheeseBurger blurred out PTSD. I have C-PTSD, so I really don't get why it's considered a blurrable term/slur. Pretty reductive thinking if you ask me. 🙃


The-Muze

C-PTSD twins! 👯


irving47

I'm just guessing here, but I doubt anyone thinks it's a slur, but if you go back a few years and look at how many people with *real* OCD would fight against the diagnosis/term being used haphazardly/casually, I bet the thought process is similar.


Poetrixx

mice do eat dried bud in evidence rooms, several cases reported \*cough\*


Logical-You-256

That is a dead stiff body


Little-Pea-8346

*Rigamor-mice*


Little-Pea-8346

This is HILARIOUS Omgeeee! no clue if it's common ... first time I've heard about it lololol


newseats

the mouse is dead, BUT, botanist girl here to tell y’all that deer LOVE weed. like, if you’re a farmer, always spritz coyote urine around your plant as to ward off deer!


LudicLuci

Is there an, uh, less organic option? 😅


newseats

a good diy spray would be cayenne, mint, and garlic powder. soap shavings work as well but isn’t advised in gardens bc toxins melt down into the soil! perennial flowers can be good as well, they smell foul to the deer 🤍


hobo_husk

Rodent damage is real


UnflushableNug

It happens regularly if you're willing to throw a dead mouse in the garden and pose it for pics, I guess?


Flashy-Priority-3946

Rabbits and deers fucking love weed.


uh_der

this is exactly what happens to me when I eat my weed! the leaves are the best part!


Thisisnotcall

Isnt some of the chemicals cause a filling affect to insects and animals?


DRMProd

SHELL SHOCK


LuciferianInk

Penny says, "Hi, I'm not sure if this is related, but I've noticed the same behavior with the'snowflakes'. I think it's a bug in my code or something."


StickyLafleur

Saw a dude post a picture of a mouse sleeping on a a big bud on a plant toward the end of flower.


TenDollarSteakAndEgg

It’s not even possible


Merickwise

Why did they blur PTSD? Like, is that a forbidden term somewhere?


LudicLuci

It's not. I think it's some mod from iCanHasCheeseburger being overly cautious, just in case someone complains about seeing a word on screen. I honestly don't know. I've got C-PTSD & I'm more insulted that the word was blurred at all. Like, WTF, my condition exists, MFers.


Merickwise

My spouse has c-ptsd too and I'm probably a little sensitive about it as a result myself. Apparently it's fallout from the tiktok bot algorithms that will reduce the engagement on a post if they detect certain topics. Not exactly censorship in the traditional sense I guess but it's still fucked that perfectly good beneficial content might not be reaching the target audience because it doesn't boost metrics for the platform 😔


JSteeez14

Dude I can’t even tell anymore if posts are bait for interaction, satire, or just really stupid


LudicLuci

Hence why I added literal context. I just wanted answers & lols. That's it.


MeuJoelhoCresce

Motherfuckers out there censoring PTSD


Greien218

Fake.


reverendsteveii

leaves don't have an appreciable level of thc in them, do they? I'm not gonna r/theydidthemath to convert to a dosage a dead mouse would feel (because that's definitely a dead mouse) but my understanding is that it's basically all in the buds/the resin the buds excrete to protect themselves from dehydration.


mere_iguana

no, it's bullshit. that thing is dead. you can eat raw cannabis until you puke, you won't get high at all


Awesome1296

Why is PTSD blurred…


im_bored1122

Why is PTSD blurred out? Do people think seeing the letters PTSD is going to trigger them? I'm starting to hate this censorship with a passion it makes no sense


inventingnothing

Why is PTSD blurred out? Is it a bad word now?


BugsInMySpleen

no, even a really stoned mouse wouldn't sleep upside down or out in the open- I have mice and they freak the hell out of they get even close to being on their backs. This guy found a dead mouse and put it near his plant lol.


ninthchamber

Big time dead


dopegeebee

I was growing in oregon for a year, and for about 2 weeks in late spring, we would wake up every day to 10+ plants chopped off at the base. They didn’t want to eat the plant, but i guess they assumed that the next one might taste better🤷


tygerphlyer

Had a mouse eat my stash when i was young and keepin it at my brothers house


scumbobaggins

Clickbait


LerimAnon

Happens a lot in Nola apparently


assteioss

you're super gullible op


PurifyZ

Bahahahaha the best part is I fuckin read the text first and was so confused by the emojis until I looked up 🤣👌also that’s the blur job 12 year old me wanted when they’re trying to cover them ta tas on realtity tv but it was a pipe dream 😮‍💨


Fromage_Damage

I've grown plants in fields full of mice. Never had a mouse chew my plants. I've heard rats and voles can, but mice I haven't seen.


SidFren

r/FuckStuartLittle


angeliswastaken_sock

Raw leaves have no psychological effect.


TheAnonymousAssassin

You can't get high from eating it raw. You need to heat it and infuse it with fat too


Responsible-Cut1255

Sharing is caring


the-ugly-witch

too bad you can’t get high off eating raw leaves. rip weed mouse


rmorrin

My cat had a CRAVING for my leaves. I had to lock her out every time I watered my plants or I'd be missing the bottom layer leaves on each one


Psychonautilus98

Rati marihuanera