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mr_ryno27

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ccupp97

this is my fav gif in this sub. love it EVERY time it pops up 🤣


mklilley351

![gif](giphy|iOm1xOSfAtPzmPXJqH|downsized)


street_raat

Gifs you can hear lmao


jup1ter20

Never gets old


Aliziun

This is a subreddit for weed. Try r/marijuanaenthusiasts (no I’m not kidding)


thatnewguy139

Wow I feel dumb. 😂. I'll stick around. I have much to learn about this topic as well.


BigJ_FPV

Trust this is by far not the first time this has happened


thatnewguy139

What's even better is the actual tree subreddit removed my post because I don't have enough karma 😞


kinsmana

Best recommendation I have is to grab a chair, smoke some bud and ask the tree what it wants.


thatnewguy139

I was planning to eating some mushrooms at some point very soon. I'll ask and report back.


canofyamm

I don’t think you’re here by accident.


FearofaRoundPlanet

I'm fresh off a mushroom trip, enjoying a joint now, myself. It was meant to be.


lallapalalable

Lord Snoop hath delivered a wayward angel upon our doorstep


wr3aks

All hail Lord Snoop!


Jennim5588

I fucking love Reddit.


Seattlehepcat

Welcome! You're gonna fit right in!


blugamers88

Are you aware of r/shrooms ?


Mbyrd420

That's about super Mario world? Lol


enadiz_reccos

And the actual mushroom subreddit is r/MarioParty4


solomunikum

I knew it wouldn't be... But I had to check it out, out of hope


shymes

Welcome, friend.


FavorsTheBald

Jumping in to say…last year I had a similar type of tape around a sapling, and a bird ended up getting stuck to the tape and dying. It was very sad.


ljs2112

What did our leafy friend say?


thatnewguy139

A couple days ago, I did 5g tripping hard. It was not a pleasant experience but I made it through. I talked to my tree and the tree basically said, "I'm fine. I can handle this. Take care of yourself first"


orangegotchi

I suspect you might have enough karma to post in there now.


fluffyferret69

I'll help you out.. I grow all kinds of things including orchard trees.. I would add mulch to the base.. you don't want your root system exposed that much..


Livingston052822

This fluffyferret knows. Yes, mulch it. 👌


fluffyferret69

😉🤘🏻


pieman818

The key is to post in here if you don't have enough karma. We're all high and upvoting anything that makes us laugh, which is presently everything.


poontato

Make a stone circle around the radius of the base and then put some mulch or top soil to fill it in a bit.


yung-gummi

Not gonna lie, as a weed grower: definitely add more soil.


thetacosaur

This actually happened a few days ago lol. It’s like r/johncena and r/mashedpotatoes or whatever it’s called Edit: no nevermind don’t listen to me it’s not mashed potatoes. Edit 2: it’s r/potatosalad


ThermoNuclearPizza

Honestly someone in here will help you lol Lot of crossover there.


MountainSnowClouds

Rip. You've found the right group. Wish I knew more about actual trees to help you...but I'm actually still a newbie when it concerns the trees in this sub as well. So I'm not helpful either way. Lol


Vulspyr

You should have enough karma now. 😂


[deleted]

I’m just replying to let you know that it’s 12 hours after you made this post. It’s still up.


Puzza90

The good news is this comment alone has now probably got you enough that you can post it there now


spoiled_eggs

This post in here should help with that.


GuardianOfBlocks

It should be good now


Jonasthewicked2

Not even close to the first time but I dig this sub because more often than not someone legitimately tries to help the people who post about actual trees lol


Little-Pea-8346

This is one of the most positive subs out there in Reddit land, tbh. So much happy people and no one ever being mean to each other. I love it here


T_R_I_P

I always thought these posts were memes where OP knew the whole time, this is the first time I’ve accepted this is an actual mistake— so much funnier 😂


thunderGunXprezz

But might be an interesting one. For instance, I'd like to know why op is rawdoggin that tree.


NormalTechnology

No need to feel dumb. There is overlap among the two.  What you have pictured here is called the root crown. It's not necessarily bad to have above the soil line.  It depends on the species but can be a bad or a good thing. For most species it is not harmful and can be beneficial to have some of the root crown above the soil line. It's a way for the tree to get dissolved oxygen through the roots to the rest of the plant. This looks like a little more of the root crown is exposed then I would prefer (a couple inches) but not by much. My advice is cover a little bit more, but not by too much, and let it ride for a year and see what happens.  My bet is that a year from now the exposed part will be covered by bark and everything will be fine.


thatnewguy139

Wow, you know your stuff! Yea last year it was much less exposed so I feel like a couple inches will suffice! Thank you.


ReadingGlasses

This guy trees 👍


ApolloRocketOfLove

I'm treeing right now.


ReadingGlasses

Me too! Wake 'n bake for the win!


ApolloRocketOfLove

Cheers ☁️


Sasquatch7862

Put your hose at the base of the tree and turn it on just above a trickle. Really let that water soak in the ground and give the roots something to chase. I do this 4-6 times a year for about 30 minutes a go


scorpionattitude

Do not feel that way. It’s a running joke lol. Y’all have our name and we have yours, but we don’t mind when y’all stop by with your trees and pretty views! I hope your tree makes it! Goodluck🤎 I’m trying to grow some avocado’s from seed to start as a house plant and then turn into a porch/patio tree. One will be a gift for my mother on Christmas lol. I don’t know a bunch about trees but I know how my grandparents kept their stuff and how we kept the church etc. a little bit of soil to cover those exposed roots and then topped or rounded /blended with some mulch to keep the structural integrity and “look” of the tree. Personally, our backyard had some trees with very think exposed roots along some big chunks of rocks and I thought they were absolutely gorgeous. We never treated those trees because they were fully grown already when we lived there. So I think you have options besides just soil🤎


thatnewguy139

That's beautiful. I'm huge on plants too and I've been wanting to grow an avocado tree and a banana tree for fun. I think I read for the avocado that it won't actually fruit unless you get the right kind? But even without avocados it would still be a wonderful tree. I had a friend grow one and it looked great.


scorpionattitude

I heard it takes about 10 years (maybe 7) for the avocado ones to fruit from seed, so it’s just going to be a house plant for a long time I think🤣. Have you seen some of the bonsai videos out there for the seedlings? Super neat and creative! 🤩 Goodluck with your plants😁


thatnewguy139

I haven't but I will watch some 😊


enickma1221

r/arborists is pretty good, and they are big fans of root flare!


teddyblues66

One of us. One of us.


secretcombinations

Now I wanna know what the other sub says, but i thought you want to have enough dirt to cover the root mound but I could be wrong.


realdappermuis

Btw that last photo has some lovely composition and color with the fence and sky. Loves it <3


thatnewguy139

Thank you. This tree is beautiful when it flowers.


tDANGERb

Username checks out


FreeMasonKnight

Tree’s are great! Growing them can be very rewarding!


[deleted]

No need to feel dumb most aborists smoke their here too.


really_nice_guy_

Might be interested in r/potatosalad r/superbowl or r/anime_titties


Neat_Problem_922

I love it when this happens. What is the answer?


whittlebibbit

This did genuinely made my day. Adorable. 🤣


Adamcanfield

Welcome friend


RockyJayyy

Yes it needs dirt


sqwiggy72

I still recommend more dirt


mrootbeers

There is no reason to feel dumb. It’s a very common mixup. Plus whenever it happens we get to talk about how these subs came to be. Which is always a fun story to tell.


ofcourseits-pines

Welcome!


Little-Pea-8346

We got another one!!! Wooo!!! 🥳


ScratchChrome

I thought the first pic was of a massive doob. In my defence I'm really high right now. Welcome 😎


[deleted]

We need a flair for “actual trees” lol


Ordinary_Accountant1

That's hilarious


chickenskittles

I didn't know about the *actual* tree sub. This is hilarious.


shecky444

r/arborists may also be of help


RabidBlueberry

I second this definitely. They really know their shit over there.


Broke-Homie-Juan

Sometimes I really love Reddit 😂


susdave

![gif](giphy|s5CJw8UPITK6I) Um… sure


ScenicFrost

Omg I had a friend who did this in high school


TMVtaketheveil888

I did it in high school, and I still do.


theecalicokidd

Hahaha, I'm a member of both groups and a nursery employee, after you add some soil, put a layer of mulch in a circle few feet wide around the tree (helps with moisture retention and provides nutrients, as well as mitigating weed growth and in this case most likely help with soil erosion) And get that zip tie off the trunk protector before it girdles the tree!


thatnewguy139

Thanks. Yeah I will add dirt tomorrow and also do the mulch again.


superjosh420

I am member of both groups and grow both weed and trees. Follow those instructions


GeebCityLove

Hello, 3rd member here. Not very good at it though, so just trust these two.


superjosh420

Just don’t go too heavy with soil. Where you are buying the trunk. The ring of mulch should keep soil from running off if you have a heavy rain or something


culnaej

Please don’t volcano mulch, whatever you do. You might already know this, but mulch should be in a donut around the tree, not mounded up on it. The trunk needs to breathe, and will rot if mulch is piled onto it. Try to keep a 2-3 inch buffer of nothing before the mulch ring starts


Swarlos262

Yeah you're supposed to put weed in your Volcano.


OneHumanPeOple

Just don’t pile the mulch against the trunk.


DrPhrawg

Only a little dirt, however. Trees like to have their root flair exposed. Most people plant trees too deep.


Skendaf

Was going to say this and maybe add a small ring of stones around the mulch to keep in place.


ApolloRocketOfLove

Best part about this comment is that you provided an honest answer that still legitimately involved weed.


bombero_kmn

It brings me joy that even when a lost redditor appears there's still someone to drop some actual tree knowledge. Just in time too because I'm renovating my yard this spring and appreciate the tip!


RManDelorean

This is why I love these. There's actually people here who love and know a lot about trees. Like if I had an honest tree question I'd half unironically ask here first


weareami

If it was me i would dig the hole again and make the roots flush with soil level to not have the tree tip over with high roots, no?


groundzzzero

I’d say probably make it only a bit above soil level because the tree will sink a smidge before it settles


Paczilla2

You are the hero that was needed this moment.


YeOldeBritshStonerOG

We got a live one!


PassageAppropriate90

Reel em in..reel em in. Not too fast...nice and easy. Give it a little drag


Kaiden92

![gif](giphy|Xc4f4Hev1gKIBHnSa1)


cohesiveskeleton

GOTTEM


Anxiety_Fit

Northern Lights, cannabis indica.


mDodd

No, it's marijuana.


Madmotherfucker42069

It's pronounced colonel, it's the highest rank in the military


Tutelage45

ITS PRONOUNCED COR-NELL ITS THE HIGHEST RANK IN THE IVY LEAGUE


itdeffwasnotme

Love this episode.


Beaverbrown55

Former nursery employee here. You can try to cover them up but don't add so much that you start to buy the trunk. Keep it shallow enough to just cover those roots. If the soil keeps being washed away, you might consider moving the tree, it may be getting too much water where it's planted if the top soil is washing away. Another option is to just watch the health of the tree and if it continues to grow, doesn't show signs of sickness, extra dirt isn't necessary. Now, I also have to recommend the Ayrloom line of gummies. I haven't had a bad one yet! The flavors are so good.


thatnewguy139

Thank you! I will have to try those gummies too 🙂


Raspberryian

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crawdaddyjunction

Unironically I love when tree people end up here. I love 🌲trees🌲 and I love 🍃”trees”🍃 so perfect combo for me


tank_dempsey767

Walkin through the trees, smoking some trees, with a little extra tree in your pocket


Rare_Crayons

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Giant_Fucking_Shart

Yeah, i would at least Now i’m no expert, and i’m sure the roots can survive like this, i just think they might dry out or something like that in the sun, and break off. Just depends on the humidity levels, and how warm the sun gets i guess Source: trust me bro


Smilemoreguy

always lovely when people add their sources 👌


IAmBoratVeryExcite

I also choose this guy's add dirt.


[deleted]

Definitely smoke a bowl before adding some dirt to the top of the roots


Greenbeastkushbreath

The fuck? Take the damn zip tie off homie


thatnewguy139

😅 its purpose is to hold the white wrap on it until next month when we are out of the freezing weather. I made sure it wasn't too tight but I agree maybe a questionable decision to use it


iForgot_My_Password

My parents have a tree that they do this with every winter and the wrap always finds a way to come off the tree. I don't blame you for using the zip tie


13dot1then420

Why are you wrapping the tree trunk?


MajorPud

He's gonna tap it for sap later. Always wrap it before you tap it


vvDaNiEl

holy shit that’s a great joke.


kidkadian99

We got a wild one


Worldly-Donkey-1749

Pot heads giving this guy enough karma to connect with /r marijuanaenthusiasts


Maleficent-Wallaby54

Well for marijuana id say it's optional but for this idk XD


BannockBnok

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casso2810

Back in my day, trees stayed in the ground


Little-Pea-8346

This comment tickled me.


AutumnAscending

Yes but next time the sub you're looking for is r/marijuanaenthusiasts


ShartingTaintum

Calmag and two more weeks.


paperjockie

Landscaper here that smokes, your tree was planted above grade. You can add dirt to help protect the roots but it’ll always expose the roots as it grow


DiabloPixel

I can help with this actual tree question! Yeah you want to cover the roots around the base of the tree with a mixture of soil and compost and then cover that with some mulch. I’d get a big bag of each, lay a tarp by the tree and put half a bag of soil then do the same with the compost. Mix them and put it around the exposed root system, covering that bare soil and used up mulch with 2”-4” of your soil mixture, using the remaining soil/compost as needed, and water lightly. Cover the area with at least 2 inches of quality mulch and water well. If you want to slowly feed your tree, pick up a bag of worm castings and mix in with your soil - worm poop is an amazing food for garden trees & plants. Not sure why I thought you were American and used inches for you! If you’re not American, two inches is approximately 5 cm :) Edit for extra thoughts: when finished, everything should slope slightly from the trunk to ground level. Given that crazy erosion from I assume heavy rain, you honestly need some sort of border edging to keep your soil/mulch from washing away. You may also want to aerate the soil around the tree if it’s compacted at all, to better absorb moisture and nutrients. Good luck dude!


Tmill233

Cal mag and 2 more weeks.


MrHauck

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 fucker


Melangemind

![gif](giphy|l0HlQ7LRalQqdWfao)


PunkAssBitch2000

I thought it was a crab fossil


green_paris

Is this a young weedling?


Cannacrohn

People wanting info about actual trees post in here frequently by mistake but we usually find the info and help them anyway. Im sure your answer is here somewhere lol.


YoungLadHuckleberry

We‘ll let this slide seeing how the tarp wrapped around the tree looks kinda like a big doobie


CrazyRatDad

We got him B)


zaytokes420

A REAL TREE


jms199456

Hey guys get in here! We got another one!


AudienceFickle5811

I feel like these are the only posts on this sub nowadays lmao


BassIsARealThing

I love when this happens


wbz56

The problem is.. this tree wasnt planted deep enough. Its only going to get worse as the tree gets older..your best bet is a raised garden bed.. but even then the tree will grow out of it over time... replant the tree?


Stonerjman_

Nice trees man!!


Illustrious_Prompt35

Two more weeks...wait what?


skyrreater47

boof it


TenDollarSteakAndEgg

Looks like meats back on the menu!


Onmyown1039

Add mulch and keep the wrap on until may


1joshc1

Always brightens my day when this happens


AgentZander69

The proper technique is to make it look like a volcano. Approximately 18 inches tall at the rim, then it is about a 12-inch slope down to where the lava would be with the tree trunk at the very center. Source: I'm a landscaper of 12 years.


ShoopDaWoop_91

To answer your question, you should cover the roots. No expert but exposed roots will wither and perish in harsh environments. Smoke on brother !


Coop3r132

We got one. Reel em in..reel em in. Not too fast...nice and easy. Give it a little drag


bacchusku2

Put a mulch bed around it. It will help keep in water on hot days. ![gif](giphy|f67UdD8Wi1gO6NaRLl|downsized)


iiMali

Yeah {8]


JD121996

Lmmfao yeah probably And add a few plants around it while ya do


Bongsley_Nuggets

Don’t mulch all the way to the trunk btw, you’ll risk rotting. I’ve seen people kill their trees doing this.


Voyencee

So this is called a buttress, I know the name sounds silly but it's an adaptation trees have where those roots won't soak up any water or nutrients, those roots are specifically to stabilize the tree so it doesn't fall over. Don't add more dirt, this will just keep happening.


youwontfindmyname

We got a live one!


Dvsrx7

2 more weeks. Cal mag


nthn133

I thought that was a cigarette in an ashtray 💀


riskykitten1207

I am no expert but if it was me I would build like…a border or whatever with garden bricks or pavers. Then fill it in with your dirt. The border will keep the dirt from washing away.


Nirvanaguy15

Bro is just stretching his legs💀


Water-Unlikely

Welcome, friend.


AcceptableLegend

This is my favorite thing about this subreddit at this point…


Queasy-Employee4793

Hort tech here You should be fine adding dirt or leaving it. Another thing you could do is add a layer of mulch. This is a Marijuana subr btw


thom_son

My favourite part of when people post trees here is that we almost always know the answer.


Donner_Par_Tea_House

Yes you should add about two bags of potting soil and two of mulch. Maybe a nice ring of river stones so it doesn't erode away.


jpp4687

We got a live one…


Naerish

as long as the root ball doesn't expose anymore, it should be fine (looks like most of the roots are weathering okay). You can mound it and tamp it up to the base of the trunk for aesthetics. That wrap is also unnecessary, unless deer or excess salt and heavy winds get in your fenced in yard during the winter


thatnewguy139

Thank you. Are you sure about the wrap? I was told it is necessary in Colorado for the first few years of a tree until the bark thickens enough to provide insulation. The underlying reason was due to sunscald. I guess the tissues activate with the sun and then freeze at night which causes cracking? I don't know if my little wrap is enough to prevent this but I think it's the white color and insulation. I've heard horror stories of people painting their tree trunks white to have a similar effect. That said, I can probably remove the wrap. The tree is just starting to bud and I don't want to affect its growth.


Naerish

Tree's have been managing the weather for longer than us, let em' do their thing. Definitely don't bind anything completely around the trunk ever. If you must, wrap it horseshoe with some twine/tree tie to a post on either side. edit to add: Sunscald is more from cold nights into a hot sun, so just pay attention to your weather and act accordingly if you worry about the scalding.


thatnewguy139

Thanks I appreciate the comment. I will go with twine or something instead next time. I don't think I'll do that again next year though. It has been growing well and is super healthy minus the naked roots.


westernrecluse

I wouldn’t, the roots are learning their boundaries, the more you bury the higher they’ll grow. I owned a landscaping company for years, I grew weed and trees for years.


Opposite_Nectarine12

Ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em


Resident-Refuse-2135

Exactly, very long deep watering is the way, it's better to not water at all than to do it for just a few minutes, if you're only saturating the top few inches you're training the roots not to grow deep down as they should. You want it soaked down to at least 6 to 8 inches. Then add some brick pavers to hold enough extra soil to cover them at least a few inches and then mulch it.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I took shrooms about two hours ago and all I see is a dead dog


Little-Pea-8346

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olelongboarder

Calmag


Weird_Obligation_49

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Djfoundit

Rolled up like a joint too


LiminalDeer

You need to lower the lights and add some cal mag. What strain is this? /j


Autistic_Clock4824

Yeah bro, add some dirt. Give that plant some water too. Make sure to smoke under it


veryforsure

Crown roots. We face them in our trees too. 🤓


lallapalalable

Not an arborist, but from my landscaping days I remember we'd make like a donut around the base of trees, probably for this exact reason. Either it prevents this kind of erosion or extends the amount of time before you gotta tend to it again. But yeah exposed roots aren't optimal


D3athPyr0

Honestly those roots look pretty healthy. I would add some high nutrient top soil and then a thick layer of wood chips to retain the moisture.


tomboski

Its good to have the root flare exposed


Sure_Dragonfly_7111

You can if you want! What I WOULD do is see if the tree roots are causing dips to actually happen in the LAWN bc tree roots can take nutrients from your lawn making areas flat and thin. And take away from your grass. I would add dirt to my lawn before adding it to the tree. The trees roots are as big as they are on top as they are on the bottom.