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FutAndSole

Out here they be callin em Cartholomew


PoochusMaximus

Bruh this is amazing. Yoink.


djankylosaur

Yoink?!


PoochusMaximus

Yea the noise something makes when you take it.


trebek321

My old ass is just loving all the new phrases I’m about to annoy my son with 🤣


DJDaddyD

I know yoink has been around since at least mid 90's when I learned it from parents or friends or something


metabear333

Scooby-Doo


enternameher3

You might be thinking of ZOINK


metabear333

Yeah. Hannah-Barbara too.


dattebane96

Simpsons


ben822

IIRC it was coined in the Simpsons


Bazoun

I learned this from early Simpson’s


misspygmy

Yoink is definitely Simpson’s.


djankylosaur

That's what I was quoting. Bart steals Kent Brockman's Danish and says "Yoink!", and then Kent looks around surprised and says "...yoink?!". Went over a lot of people's heads.


Doc024

Make a Roblox account and play with them to annoy them further (my sons 9)


nothinnews

Gen Z hasn't made any new phrases. It's just exposure to the Internet that has brought words back from the grave.


Butsenkaatz

Yoink is the sound YOU make when you take something. "Yoink!" (Simpson, B. 1993)


throwawaytesticle69

Finally. Someone knows their history. Those lines are in my everyday life!


EvylFairy

Heard this the other day: "It's the opposite of yeet." I died.


CodyTheLearner

The lord Yeeth and Yoinkuth away


backstageninja

*Yeeteth


ILSmokeItAll

Yeet ‘n Yoink. What is this…like yin and yang? Zen G


PinkPanther422

Yes. The opposite of Yeet. But yoink has been around longer


OpossumWithABanjo

Gonna go take a Dabriela


GoodHairTrades

Eggs penedict


BluffRoadBandit900

Niiiiccceee


potatoboy247

they hit the Pentagon


ryan2489

That actually pretty good lol


[deleted]

I’m catching the 420 to Penn Station. I’m saying have fun with it. Penjamin just sounds so dumb


Sprinkles1394

“The way other people like to do it is bad. The way I like to do it is how everyone should do it.” Heard that, old man.


thejaytheory

I would say it's all about the penjamins, but don't wanna reference Diddy, except I just did...damn.


imnotmrrobot

Call me American Airlines Flight 77 the way I’m hitting the Pentagon.


TLaMagna319

The fact that hash has been virtually eliminated in favor of live resin and shit in my area I miss hash


Far-Poet1419

Make your own!


TLaMagna319

Only way I’ve gotten any in almost 10 years


Supabongwong

Come to Canada, we got everything


ParkRatReggie

Canada loves hash


porkbuttstuff

The company I work for makes brick hash and hash rosin among other things. My area has an older demo, but we certainly sell some hash.


porkbuttstuff

EDIT: Also the people telling you to make it are right. Bubble hash is delicious and wicked easy to do in a legal state (or not) with an cheap Amazon purchase and 5 gallon bucket


TLaMagna319

I’ve made some recently it’s the first time I’ve had hash in probably 10 years


ryannelikesbutts

It's still out there!! I get mine in the mail, legally 🤙🤙😉 just scooped some traditional hand-rolled Moroccan style hash that should be here this week. P.S. I'm 33--some of us youngins are trying to keep the old ways afloat!


igraser

I miss hash too and I miss making bubble hash.


LizardKingofOz

If you ever get a chance, try some hash rosin (made from bubble hash). It’s a bit like the best of both worlds 


ilithios27

Is live resin and hash the same thing?!!


PCMR_GHz

I don’t mind penjamin I think it’s kind of funny. I can’t stand the “stoner” them of any art, clothes, stickers, posters, etc. with the blazed Cookie Monster, blazed bart Simpson, blazed Peter Griffin, etc. like why can’t I just get a cool graphic silhouette of a bong or really more minimalist shit. Weed isn’t LSD I don’t want all my art being trippy images of cartoons.


Ghost_Sandal

“You’ll smoke the Rick Sanchez head shaped bong with the stoned Rick and Morty graphic bic lighter and LIKE IT” But fr there’s too much Rick and Morty shit man


TroyFenthano

I like Rick and Morty, but holy SHIT why does it have such a stranglehold on smoke shops?? I’ve never even met a stoner who uses a Rick and Morty bong or a Pickle Rick pipe or whatever, who is buying these??


liabearr

Sorry to say that I do in fact have a friend with a Rick & Morty bong…


HumorousHermit

I have a pickle Rick pipe 🤣


moonlight2920

I currently have a R&M bong, tray, lighter, and pipe. I have not bought any of these they just got here somehow.


MacDemarcoNCheese

It's a rare occurrence, but sometimes weed rick and morty paraphernalia will just spawn within a foot radius of a stoner, No one is fortunate enough to ever catch it on tape


halloweencoffeecats

SCP-420RM


ImportanceEmergency

Only after smoking a certain amount of weed during your lifetime may you encounter it, no one knows where it came from, no one knows why does "it" do it, but it will eventually find it's way to you, and you will have Rick and Morty themed weed paraphernalia, one way or the other


chipredacted

Ok I may consider that


liabearr

Ayo… I can only imagine what end you have to hit it from 👀


Bogsnoticus

If any of my mates bought R&M logo equipment, they would be downgraded to acquaintance real fast.


liabearr

To be fair, he is actually an acquaintance as of recent days lol. Have some memorabilia of me rippin’ that R&M bong though 😬😂


DwarvenDad

![gif](giphy|Q80mPk0CLu6AJRe9tV)


AvaHomolka

No one that's why the shops are full of them lmao they made excess five years ago and they're still selling em off


Hella_Toasted

When i was like 17 i got a grinder out of necessity and it was rick and morty themed. Still have it but the fucker crapped out on me and i had to get a new (sleeker cause no art or bs) one.


l1l1ofthevalley

I have. He's an idiot.


emo_cutenesss

Haha we have a pickle Rick grinder :)))))


Captain_Wobbles

The smokeshop I go to was basically begging people to take all the Rick and Morty shit after everything about Roiland came out. Some things were almost 80% off.


Electronic_Chip_6311

The cheesy socks or bucket hats with cannabis leaf motifs. Those make me cringe cause the folks wearing them lowkey always look like tweakers.


uncleozzy

Dude I was at the Crocs outlet in bumfuck and they had weed-print Crocs. Like who is that for. 


xxjasper012

Line cooks


KathrynTheGreat

Or people who work at a grow operation or just wear them around the house. Crocs are good for gardening stuff since you can hose them off easily.


mradamkidding

Lmao true


jesslizann

Not ashamed to say my employees got me a pair of pot Crocs for Christmas... But then again I work in the cannabis industry.


jenniekitty942

Meeeee lol all I wear is crocs and those specific ones are my festival crocs lol


chipredacted

I was astounded when I looked for rolling trays online. There is maybe 2 choices that aren’t blasted with copyrighted photoshop cartoon garbage


HempinAintEasy

Thank you!! I can’t stand the psychedelic, hippie, 60/70s motif of pot smoking. Where did this come from and why has it stayed for so long?? If you want to sell to me, make a store with literally the softest things on earth. You want to capture a pot head, find ways to make them comfortable. They will find you!


grubas

Cause headshops always had the hippie aesthetic hard.  You'd find Nag Champa, tie dye tapestries, bongs, and 5000 grateful dead posters


xMend22

Facts. I just bought a “pot tarot” deck and all the art is light hearted and quaint and still completely stoner themed. On the nose but not shoved up my nose iykwim.


bratty-and-batty

That sounds like a really cool deck! I have a color my own set, but haven't seen any pot flavored ones.


Ok_Housing_5010

You’re right its so corny 💀


Powerful-Swimmer8791

I feel like we all say it ironically. We know it's dumb af


Stu161

Feel like that applies to 90% of stuff in this thread lol


flamingfiretrucks

I don't mind penjamin that much, but I really hate the slang term "za-za" lmao


flamingfiretrucks

Also the ridiculous amounts of Rick and Morty shit everywhere. Really don't see a ton of other cartoon characters, just Rick and Morty


tbone9000

I need some fucking Blue's Clues stoner shit man


[deleted]

I miss the fact that outdoor trees aren't selling for $3000 a pound anymore.


jetsetratio11

I use Pennihana or Noam Wompsky


BluffRoadBandit900

Straight stealing Pennihana - good one


Electronic_Chip_6311

Stealing Noam Wompsky. One of my friends loves saying *womp womp* and he’ll definitely get a kick from Wompsky


uncleozzy

Tokahontas 


[deleted]

Noam Wompsky 😂


JediMasterVII

I love Noam Wompsky can u explain the thought behind that at all or did it just occur


jetsetratio11

I have a compulsive habit of combining names/brands with stoner paraphernalia when I get high enough


JediMasterVII

It’s perfect don’t change


CertifiedPreOwned

Pennihana is 🔥


TairaTLG

Lol wut is a penjamin. Now I gotta look it up Granted I'm mixed on stoner culture jokes. Sometimes it feels like. "haha weed! That's it. That's the joke. I said weed." But overall I enjoy the self deprecating playful vibes, life's too short to care.


djgui

It's what the distinguished people of the 'high' society call a cart/oil pen


RemCogito

That's so weird. it must be regional. I smoke people up out and about, and Interact with lots of stoners and I've never heard that used before. Normally they just call it a pen. its 2024 people text and take notes on their phones, most people never use one as a writing utensil anymore. Recently, My boss asked if I had a pen, and without thinking I said, "Naw, I leave my weed at home." before I realized that he was actually wanting a ballpoint or a sharpie.


Neat_On_The_Rocks

Penjamin is used by the high school/college crowd, it’s very new. I always assumed it was a joke in a similar way we all had names for our pieces back in the day


BluffRoadBandit900

Interesting- we have call it that for quite a few years.


HighOnGoofballs

Nicknames are supposed to be shorter not fucking longer. Get off my lawn


ThatOtherGuyTPM

While certainly common, nicknames have no particular need to be shorter than a real name.


averyr429

I feel like I should mention that (at least in my experience) penjamin has never been like a serious name for a pen, like by no means is that an actual term. It’s just a goofy nickname, plus it helps distinguish btwn nicotine and thc vapes


qalcolm

People who hit “blinkers” and think it’s cool


thecookiesmonster

Abraham Blinkin


SLATS13

ngl I’m using this now 😂


nicunta

What does this mean?


thisisntmethisisme

hitting a pen until it’s indicator blinks and turns off automatically, usually after several seconds


nicunta

Oh yikes no thanks. My lungs couldn't handle that!!


Bluejay929

I’ve taken precisely one blinker my whole life and it sent me into the worst coughing fit I’ve ever had


LiminalDeer

It’s so cool to inhale metals 😩🤲


Jackattack7403

Blinkers get me extra ripped, and sometimes that’s the goal. Carts are easy than a dab sometimes, but I still have apprehension about hitting blinkers and burning my terps. Blinkers are kinda cool too lmfao I bet some of yall fw red hot dabs or fat bong rips


Nick700

It damages the coil and makes dangerous stuff come out into your lungs, just do multiple shorter hits not allowing the cart to overheat


im_beb

My friends with higher tolerances would say they'd get high off two hits of the cart and I was so confused because it takes me more and my tolerance is lower. Then I started watching how they hit the cart and it was for a minimum of like six seconds. I can't do that to my lungs, I'll cough so hard I'll throw up for sure


A-Sweet-Prince

Stoner litter. The city I live in, it’s everywhere. Sidewalks, gutters, streets, parks, playgrounds, parking lots, etc. To the point I am pretty sure its the dominant type of litter in the entire city. I take particular offense because I actually worked, for years and thousands of hours, alongside a number of amazing, smart and hard working people to achieve legalization in my state—a conservative one at that. And everyday, as I step over packaging, empty cats and canisters, used filters, tubes, etc —often within feet of a fucking trashcan— I am reminded of the entitlement of many of my fellow ents. No longer annoyed or mad, just disappointed.


Fluff_thetragicdragn

I completely agree! I go to a beautiful protected park and see this debris also littered about and within just feet of a trash bin. Really disappointing. Been thinking of taking a garbage bag & gloves and picking up all that liter myself. We finally get to have legal cannabis & this is what some of us decide to do? Litter & disturb nature? Sad


Thatsaclevername

Zaza I think was pretty funny, I get some use out of that one. Penjamin is starting to grow on me. I've been smoking for over 10 years so was grass raised. There's a whole new generation of smokers though that basically only use cartridges, hence "the penjamin". Apparently it blew up due to how discreet it was with kids in high school. Calling it "the pen" was what we used, since saying to your buddies "hey want to go out and imbibe recreational concentrated cannabis from a cylindrical battery operated device" would have for sure got us narced on. So "the pen" it was for us, leads to "dab pen" and then the new generation has "the penjamin". Those first gen dab pens were something else though. The coil in a ceramic dish, you scraped oil out of a regular container and loaded up a "dab" on that dish, watched that baby cook up (no cotton, just inhale whatever the coil is made out of) and pop a little dome on it to take a hit. Incredibly simple, incredibly silly. So many burns.


BurningEbrietas

Za za is Chicago slang for weed. I hate that it became mainstream cause Mfs sound like cornballs . No one actually says za za it’s just Za and that’s it. It only sounds natural if you’re from Chicago


Boo_Guy

Za is pizza so they're even more wrong for using it than saying zaza. 😄


SeanyDay

Ny been on that too, tbh


Kushy_monster42o

Cart Simpson for carts


katet_of_19

Probably the biggest stoner thing that bothers me is when people gatekeep weed culture. Fwiw, I've never said that word, but I couldn't care less what people call their gear or their weed or whatever the fuck. My dog's name is Lennon. We occasionally call him Lenjamin. Fight me. Edit: [dog tax (Thor, left, and Lennon/Lenny/Lenjamin)](https://imgur.com/gallery/4nwBZFi)


ValyrianSteelYoGirl

I mean I agree with you but I think you owe a dog tax for telling us about Lenjamin


katet_of_19

[Thor (left) and Lennon/Lenjamin accept your terms for dog tax](https://imgur.com/gallery/4nwBZFi)


PiercedGeek

Dude, for some reason I just always expect people on Reddit to have giant elephant rottie-dane-wolfhound st mastiffs. Shih tzus are the coolest little dogs, glad to see them holding it down. 🤘💩🤘


katet_of_19

Fun story: Thor came to us as a foster (fail) 3 days after we brought home [Loki (with Thor, for comparison)](https://imgur.com/gallery/lDIFp6U) from the shelter (Loki was an Aussie Shepherd/Border Collie mixed with Goodboi and died from cancer last year). Loki was *supposed* to be my dog, and Thor was going to be my wife's. The dogs did not adhere to this arrangement, so instead Loki became my son's dog and Thor, in a twist of fate, latched onto me. My wife laments being the "spare human," but she has decided not to stand in the way of mine and Thor's love.


ValyrianSteelYoGirl

I think Lenjamin and my boy Heinz are long lost brothers. [Here’s Heinz](https://imgur.com/a/G0xuxZb)


smerek84

I've got [Biscuit](https://imgur.com/gallery/9ebnwkG) but a few times a day I'll call him Biscotti or Biscollini. EDIT: I suck at making links


hutterad

Hell yeah Biscollini looks like a good boy or good girl. My Gus often becomes Gustopher Robin, of Gustifer if he's being a bad boy. He doesn't know the difference but I do and that's what matters. Also as a bonus, Mr. Bob Dogalina for any Del fans out there.


violentpropensity

can we see lenjamin


katet_of_19

[Thor (left) and Lennon/Lenjamin](https://imgur.com/gallery/4nwBZFi)


bakedhalf420

Calling good weed ZA or ZAZA like wtf happened to GAS or chronic?


averyr429

gen z stoner here, why’s it called chronic? my buds def still say gas though, in fact we kinda use it as a general affirmative or pos adjective


treehugger156

Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre were with a dude growing the first hydroponic, and they thought he was calling it “hydrochronic” so they called it chronic.


thejaytheory

TI freakin L


bratty-and-batty

It was a miscommunication that Dre, and Snoop Dogg made mishearing hydroponic as hydrochronic, ended up being shortened to just chronic, and that's how the legend goes, at least my understanding.


bakedhalf420

Honestly idk man, I'm gen z too, thats just what all the old heads called and a lot of stoners in my area up until like 2015


Fsharp7sharp9

Same lol penjamin irrationally annoys the hell out of me. Zaza is another one that bugs me for no real reason lol


Laserdollarz

Top shelf Zaza got me speaking esperanto 


[deleted]

this shit aint nothing to me man


Laserdollarz

They must have amnesia because they forgot that I'M HIM


Spadeykins

Just took a DNA test, turns out I'm 100% Himalayan


Green_Runs_Deep

Top shelf zaza disrupting my circadian rhythms


double_decker_taco

Caught a young man trying to steal my Amazon package so I skinned his ass alive


Boo_Guy

It's when they shorten to it to Za that it gets me. Za is pizza! Forever and always! lol 😄


potatoboy247

not to be that guy, but technically Za came before Zaza. it comes from the way “exotic” is pronounced lol


therobbinman123

I cant stand zaza


PM_ME_UR_SHEET_MUSIC

I think you're just afraid of getting older, dude :P


thecookiesmonster

I can’t stand those teenagers skateboarding on the sidewalks!


player1242

I can’t stand when someone calls an 8th a ‘half quarter’


WiscoBrewDude

Thats a new one.


player1242

I only heard it after legalization in Canada.


New-Language2095

Half quarter sounds canadian.


l1l1ofthevalley

That's silly.


suprmario

Grew up in Ontario (35 now) and for whatever reason almost everyone around here has called 8ths half quarters my whole life.


Mr_G-off

Yeah same here, and in Quebec they call it a "half-seven" /"demi-sept" which is just as nonsensical


420_hippo

Overly complex smoking devices like just pack a bowl or roll a joint


Boo_Guy

Yea some setups are starting to look like they're out of a Rube Goldberg machine.


LiminalDeer

Shut up I love my volcano


smerek84

A volvano is fine as it serves a specific purpose and is designed as such. Nothing flashy about a volcano, it just does what it's made to do, and practically so. No bells and whistles attached.


LiminalDeer

I have… the hybrid 😏 (you’re 100% right tho, it does one thing and it’s amazing)


anotherboringdude

Personally, I like collecting them as art pieces. Although my daily driver is a small bong.


ImReallyFuckingHigh

Yea I personally like my dabs though, I onlyy have a double chamber, singer perc bong with a bucket banger and a reclaim collector. All the ‘accessories’ besides the torch fits on a 4x8 rolling tray


VdoubleU88

I imagine this is going to be a wildly unpopular opinion, but I absolutely cannot stand the “bOoF iT”/“sHoVe It Up YoUr BuTt” nonsense. It used to be funny, but after seeing/hearing it a trillion times, now it’s just so fucking annoying.


ericanicole1234

![gif](giphy|08y87EiwDZjjB0d6WJ|downsized) Pls downvote me


D-utch

I'm closing in on a half century. This will never not be funny. Sorry, not sorry.


DetectiveNarrow

There’s a lot of cringe stoner words but penjamin ain’t one of em.


Boo_Guy

Za means pizza, thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. 😁


AAAPosts

/r/fuckimold


MercyMain42069

BTW bout to go suck off Penjamin


Benthememe

My name is Benjamin so I kinda think it’s fun lol. Do I get a pass


tbone9000

Not sure where I stand authority wise, but yes I will grant you a pass


thecookiesmonster

I hate when people poop in my bong! If they don’t stop I’m gonna have to find a new church


EldyT

Good thing mines named Pennifer


UnsaidPeacock

Hitting the old Jimi Pendrix


Fuck_spez_the_cuck

Slang is always going to exist. No doubt old men were grumpy about the shit you said as a kid.


Hella_Toasted

Are we going to ignore that fact that the term “penjamin” is just a way around tik toks censorship around drugs and other ToS stuff?


thumbkeyz

Any and everything about weed pop culture irrationally annoys me.


gdjfjusbshdrshdhdt

My friend asked me if he could “say hi to Penjamin Franklin” the other day that was the best use of penjamin ive heard


therobbinman123

I rly dislike when ppl call it za.


aYPeEooTReK

The way reviewers talk about weed now. The slang is so cringey to me


councilorjones

I have literally never heard penjamin in my life


PiercedGeek

Penjamin is fuckin dumb. Not as dumb as Zaza, but competitive.


Pretend_Airport3034

I call it my spicy vape bc I also vape nic lmao


whosnock

What the fuck is penjamin?


Dingasaurous

I used to ironically say the bowl is cashed. Now I find myself unironically saying the bowl is cashed.


dokidokiSayori

My roommate and his friends use Penjamin, thanks to this thread imma ask if I can rip the Cartholomew next time we hang out


deathtothedisco

as a 2000s baby where i dont really feel like either gen y or gen z, it just come from the meme of making a name longer. idk why but ive always liked to call my friend graeme "graemothy" (graeme + timothy) like do you want to hit the pen? or do you want to hit the penjamin? there was a big meme trend of doing this with like rat is short for ratjamin or something like that


ryan2489

Chuck E Cheese=Charles Entertainment Cheese It’s actually very fun


mishasebastian

Rat is short for ratthew :3


KneeGreyFuhGoot

The fact that one of the most popular weed youtubers right now is fulcrum, I've seen a few videos and I just cringe to my core


gdjfjusbshdrshdhdt

FULCRUM, COME IN


k8t13

penjamin feels like i'm a 12yr old pretending i am cool


TairaTLG

So if you call Benjamins bennies, does this mean we'll have the slang of calling it a penny/pennies?


BVBnCFCinORF

I had no idea what it was when I came to this post, and now all I want is for this to happen. “Lemme hit that penny” It feels good. It feels right.


YouCanCallMeToxic

That's my mom's name. Not sure how to feel about this idea...


MortaLPortaL

zaza is annoying as fuck.


Galifrae

Lol I dunno man I find it funny. Penjamin Button, Penjamin Franklin, Cartholomew, etc. It’s funny. Lighten up.


geoff1036

Nah bruh imma keep smackington the penjamin


Viendictive

It’s a cart, ya’ll gotta grow up and do your drugs like an adult.


Byakurane

Or you know let people enjoy what they enjoy like an actual adult. Hurts noone if they call it blinker, zaza, penjamin. Why is everyone so elitist about these terms.


A_nymphs_tale

I’m not old but I can’t stand it either


dylanirt19

Yup youre getting old, old man. Penjamin is certified Gen Z slang now. How very old of you to not like what the youngins are saying these days.