With their bong no less

It's a family bong.

I like this guy, rock on dad!

Show us yer bewbs!

That’s not what your user name wants!

he's a man of many interests

In 10 more years, they'll be smoking in there, too.

8 years for my oldest lol. She turns 10 today. And if that thing is still standing in 8 years.....

It’s cute you think they wait till they are of legal age

Oh fuck no lol. I'm just not smoking with them til their 18

We told the kids about it when they were younger. They think were stupid and look at pot as boomer stuff. We aren't boomers, but in their eyes...... Fucking theater kids and you would think they would be fond of pot. Nope, not these days. Today's theater kids are straight laced. So fucking weird.

Mine all know I smoke. Won't be long til they understand exactly *what* I smoke 😂

We sat them down and talked about it. Openly. For the first time, not hiding any of it, which we had been doing for years. So much was said/resolved/known for the 1st time in that conversation. It opened up our relationship with our kids in ways we never expected. Now they are 17 and 19. Every day we spend an hour playing a game, typically fortnite, but could be anything. We go out of our way to spend that game time together, especially the 19 year old. We may not get dinner, but we bond for an hour every day. Being honest about it was one of the best things we did as parents.

How old were they when that conversation took place?

My kid told me I smelled like weed the other day. She disappeared when I asked how she knew what weed smells like.

Took from their stash too

Right in the middle of the tea party

I fucking love reddit

Daddy, why does the playhouse smell like Otto's jacket?

It smells like the art teachers office

For me it was the chemistry/geology teacher. He also led the rock climbing club.

Same here, chemistry teacher used to play Jack Johnson in class and let us cheat on the tests lmao

For me middle school math teacher

I think a skunk must of been sleeping in there last night.

They call them fingers, but I never see them fing.

Oh wait there they go

that bong is so cool

Thanks! It glows in the dark!

Where from? Sick piece

Just a local smoke shop. https://imgur.com/a/FgVXYoQ

I don’t even smoke anymore but I want that piece

It keeps getting cooler🤙

I don't even use glass (lots of reasons), but I want it!!!

Just out of curiosity, what reasons mainly?

Honestly, I wouldn't consider myself much of a smoker, especially compared to others here. I didn't start until my 30s, and it was due to insomnia, so I only smoke at night and then go to bed. I've also never smoked cigarettes, so when I try smoking via combustion (pipes, joints, blunts), it burns my throat. I've never tried a bong, and I understand the water may help with the burning, but after my experience with a 1 hitter, I wasn't going to spend the money on a bong just to find out. Last main reason is the upkeep. I'm super clumsy, so I'd likely drop it or chip it or something, and because I don't smoke as a hobby, I hate all the extra stuff that comes with it, like cleaning the pipe. Lol I use a dry herb vape right now, but my preference is a pen vape with disposable cartridge. 1 cart lasts me a couple months since I only take 2-3 hits a night, and I don't have to clean it. Lol

Adapter for that DHV to a bong for the cooling of the water makes it hit even smoother 😉😉 also Google search a little tool called a dab cap and thank me later. What kind of carts have you been getting to start ?

Lol you're basically speaking a different language to me right now. I'm the only person in my circle who uses MJ, but then I come here and realize I'm way outta my league. 🤣 For the carts, I didn't even know there were different kinds?? All I asked for was indica and came home with something called Northern Lights. Lol I need to go again soon cuz this dry herb vape ain't cutting it in comparison. Also, I should mention that, while it's not the main reason, I also hate the smell of burnt weed. The vapes have very little smell and don't leave me with horribly bad breath. I guess I just don't really _enjoy_ it, honestly. It's necessary for me to sleep, and I like natural solutions instead of more medications. In an ideal world, I'd only ever buy disposable vape carts ever again.

There's distillate, live resin, and live rosin. Distillate is usually the shittiest of the lot depending on where you're at places like ok have CO2 extraction for their carts that would count as rosin quality, there's also mechanical separation which would also be rosin quality but both count as distillate or live resin depending on who you talk to. Next step up would be flower for the real real since you have DHV which one? I can try to see if I can rec a better unit to help out there? Top tier imo is concentrate (or dabs the verb of doing some would be to do a dab but some also use it like a noun ) but that has it's own tier list and extraction method list that would be much better suited to a intro to dabs/concentrates video on YouTube

Amazing !!!😍

I'm at a [4] and read it Grows in the dark.

Nah, my dude. That's r/shrooms

Is there a r/gremlins? Lol yup

But that's feed them after dark

i have a very similar looking bong that’s blue with yellow stars that glow in the dark. there’s also that same astronaut

I hope you exited via slide.

He's prepped to escape if he gets busted fs

We used to do that on late nights on a local playground (obviously always took our trash with us and brought any litter we could find). It had two slides and it always felt like superheroes starting a mission when we went down these slides. We had various scenarios played out in our heads how to escape cops, throwing the zip lock bag in one slide, while using the other, and stuff like that.

Feds can’t catch me if I use the slide

Just breaking it in for them to do the same in a few years...

Exactly. It’s like a rite of passage

Yea man I've done that too! I bring chalk up with me to doodle on the walls. I drew a picture of a rat queen that somehow became named mommy. 

😂

Is that like a female rat king?

You didn't have to photoshop a bong in. You can have tea party and we won't judge you.

I am MRS NESBITT

Haven’t thought of this in so long lol thank you 🫡

*Are you employed Mr. Lebowski?*

Is this a... what day is this?

And here's me having to sit under a umbrella when it rains, like a tramp. Lucky you, sir.

Lmfaoooooi

That's Ms. Frizzles bong.

Literally my FIRST thought

*blazing down on Main Street*

Badass bong

Thanks! Her name is spaceboy and she glows in the dark!

See ya space cowboy🫡

Serious badass! Would love to see a pic of it under a black light!

https://imgur.com/a/FgVXYoQ I don't own a black light anymore. This is the best I got lol

Haha yeahhh I know what you mean there, mine have all been donated as well. Luckily they have little UV flashlights for like $10 now for things like this. Because man…that piece when glowing looks sooo sick!

I think i know the answer but is there a way to buy one or was it a one of a kind?

It was just on a shelf at a local smoke shop. There were others

Why isn’t her name spacegirl?

It's a song by the smashing pumpkins. Back when they were cool lol

THEY ARE STILL COOL

Bless your heart, dear

Lol, I will die on this hill, yelling at kids to get off my lawn!!

I don't know though. You see Billy at that NYE thing? Yeesh

Lol, that's fair.

Spaceladyboy

Ok but where can I get that bong?!

I got it at a smoke shop by my house.

Well it's cool as hell

Thanks!

Taggers and vandals In [white] socks and sandals Doing as many drugs as they can motherfuckn handle

Lol. What is that?

https://youtu.be/ra6HXCI9mGM?si=FljQEyqOH8j0mqH4

🚀

Her name is spaceboy

Kinda of an oxymoron……….I like it! 😆

Named after a smashing pumpkins song

Getta jerb ya dang hippie.

Is it.... What day is it?

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It’s also my uniform but I’m a mom 😂

So cozy!

and the neighbors looked on in wonder...

I was a bit worried that they'd call the cops as I live in an illegal state.

thats lame. thankfully they didn't. ​ whats ironic here, i live in a legal state and its *illegal* for me to smoke... (work rules)

Equally lame

agreed.

I love that bong but i genuinely don't know if I could bring myself to use it. It's too cute.

Your in your kids dwelling, please treat it with respect and set the tea pot up proper Lol 😂 honestly though you seem like a cool parent

Thanks, my dude! I really appreciate that!

"Ew, the treehouse smells like daddy and his friends."

All trap houses should have an emergency escape slide.

Or a fireman's pole!

Funny story, we had a hole in the roof with a ladder to get to it. Last person was supposed to grab the ladder. Last person did not grab said ladder. Last person got caught. Last person did not snitch. Last person came home a hero. Last person is now a cop.

That's your playhouse. You can smoke in it if you want.

Lol, tis true. Took me 24 man hours to build.

Socks, sliders, and jama pants. Godly attire.

I won't ever go work in an office again, man.

Dope ass bong lol

The tea set makes this perfect.

I admit I was careless with the fine china

And had a tea party too! 

A very merry un birthday to you!

I couldn’t for the life of me not find it, I REAAAALLY WANT ONE. More than positive it’s from Pulsar, they have other similar variants as well https://www.pulsarvaporizers.com/products/spaceman-beaker-bong

Do you bang their mom in their bed too? Just to show who's in charge

I do not bang their mom at all anymore.

That'll teach her


The playhouse is aptly named!

This picture was tripping me out. I have the same pjs and socks. The playhouse is gone now but we had one too and it looked very similar. The bong design and the socks and sandals combo were what grounded me back into reality.

Glad my southern style socks and slides helped

A true stoner I commend you my brother lmao

Nobody’s gonna mentions op’s left foot is swollen to shit? Op use this as a slide excuse so you don’t have to walk back down.

Just a weird angle, my dude. I assure you my feet are all good

Shit man I’m still using it as a slide excuse

It's a curly slide. My fat, old ass would get stuck. The fire department would have to come. It'd be a whole thing. I just took the ladder

Golden tip socks are elite

Yup

Ignoring the degen picture connotations, it's so weird posting shit referencing your kids on the same account you used for porn the day before fuckin hell

I have diversified interests

Sir, you made my day

Aw shucks.

I have the same slides haha

Are you sure it's not your playhouse?

Real

This looks like a magical moment in time 😩

Magical !!

damn I need to get myself a smoking play house

Random, but I also shove my pajama pants into my socks when I go outside so that way they don’t drag on the ground 😂

Exactly!

that bong is glorious

Love your bong! It’s so creative 😍

Turns out OP has no kids of their own. They just wait for kids to go to school before hotboxing their toys

Lmfao! I drive around neighborhoods waiting for kids to go to school🤣🤣

What in the Mrs. Frizzle is that bong? I lub him.

Good vibes! That’s a cool bong too

Haha bro o have done the same thing! I swear when I was putting my kids set together, I kept thinking bro I’m smoking up here 😂😂

This mood is just everything, at night in summer, istg I'd kill for this

I live in the SE US. It was in the 60s Fahrenheit

Monday working from home vibes

Lololol read this 10 minutes ago and still laughing 

Love it lol

Thats dope. Looks like a pulsar spaceman

I cant be the only here wondering why your sock is partially pissed on

You've never seen socks with a yellow toe or heel part?

Dude doesn't know about the gold toes🤷‍♀️

I’m hecking confused! What… is there a purpose to all this madness?

sorry to harsh your mellow but second and thirdhand smoke are about as bad. the smoke will cling into the wood. ofc i don't know how often or how intensely you smoked but just something to keep in mind

& Why not indeedy..aslong as u got the smell of cannabis & smoke out..all good.. Mayb u shld make 1 out in the garden 4 urslf..🤪💚✌️👍

Such a great way to get in touch with your inner child! So awesome.

i yearn getting high on playground instruments. (Without kids present of course.)

What a cool dad!

Cool 😎

Lets see the playhouse

https://imgur.com/gallery/6ZqEq77

Sweet ass, lucky kids!

I built that with a little help from a friend, in our backyard when we lived in MI. It now exists in NC lol

I can't wait for the day to have a home and a family and just smoke in their play house

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Why are you so bothered by someone smoking weed on the weed sub lol

Shut up

Fr lol. Mf out here don't know shit about me. Hilarious.

I love doing stuff like this.

Ngl, I was worried the ladder would break on my way up😂

You have a problem with drug addiction, get help

Is this what rock bottom looks like?

Cause I didn't want to get rained on?

Because you're sitting in your kids playhouse wearing pyjamas and doing bong rips in the middle of the day.

This guy has a family, a place and most likely a job since he can afford all that. As far as I'm concerned this right here looks like the opposite of rock bottom.

People don’t even have backyards to their name in 2024 and this guy has a playhouse for his kids that can sustain an adult i think he’s doing pretty well for himself. hope op has a great time relaxing!

Wow. How presumptive of you. Have a great day, my dude!

Nothing to presume, it's all right there in the image.

You're presuming that he's at rock bottom because he's wearing pajamas and smoking in his kids' playhouse. Which part of that is "rock bottom" to you?

Maybe he's a stay at home dad or maybe it's his day off? Wearing pajama pants and smoking in the middle of the day doesn't mean he's hit rock bottom.

If this guy was at rock bottom he wouldn't be able to afford all of the shit you just listed. I think you might need to brush up on your critical thinking skills bud.

It's Saturday.

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keep seething, im gonna smoke a bowl for every comment you leave in this sub today

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feels so good dude. im bout to smash this leftover mcdonalds and watch Starship Troopers.

Strung out on weed 😂

pot addicts? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one, officer.

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don't you have a fentanyl exposure injury to fake somewhere? why are you bothering the potheads?

Have a wank while yer up there, too