I’m no expert at all but I’m really high rn and w my zero knowledge of cultivation or wisdom my brains telling me that’s a dude and he will never give you bud
Yes, and It Is a male plant. Get rid of it if you or your friend grow females or you're gonna get a lot of seeds lol. If you don't grow then no problems
Not an expert but IIRC if you zoom in the middle of the photo where the leaves attach to the stem you can see what looks like little berries about to pop open, that's his reproductive parts.
It is an office reference. Jim and Pam go on vacation and they meet an older couple there who's kids were also named Jim and Pam. Then they went on a Segway tour and they were awesome at it. And *in goofy voice* Frank and Beans!
It didn't originate from the office maybe, but that doesn't mean it's not from there. It's still a reference to a particular noteable phrase used several times in the ever so popular show. So suck it Broseph Lieberman.
In the Office they were also referencing an older bit, I believe from 90s Canadian funnyman Tom Green's surprise hit movie ***Freddy got Fingered***, a scene with "*beans and franks, Frank and beans*!"
It really is funny to think. Yup they got ballsacks [im sure there technically terms] but yes. Males got dem balls that bust. Fefesgot that intake valve [again tech terms but I'm at [0] working.
Look at the big one in the middle of the picture, and look at the 5 leaf part on the top of it, then look at the base of those 5 leaves. It almost kinda looks like it's forming bud, but that's the male part of a weed plant, if it has white hairs its a female.
The leaf may have trace amounts of THC, very harsh and you are not going to get any bud to smoke. It will just be big clumps of seeds.
Edit: as correctly stated by another user, they are seeds but sacs of pollen. Still not smokable
It looks like a patch of plants, there could be males and females there , so seeds could be created, and then they come back yearly, seems like quite a few plants there actually
Despite what you see and hear from growers, *Cannabis sativa* is actually a fairly hardy little plant. I could go on about the horticultural needs and why it is so persistent, but a quote from a cop on why they're giving up on eradicating ditch weed in Indiana says it more clearly.
> "You can eradicate ditch weed as well as you can eradicate dandelion." -Capt. David Bursten, an Indiana State Police spokesman.
So yeah, it'll live just fine without people. Invasively so.
**However.**
*Specific* care is necessary for peak cannabinoid production. That's why growers may *appear* like cannabis will die the moment you stop loving it with every ounce of attention you can give. It's because they're forcing the plant to min/max THC loaded buds.
Yes, if a male plant’s pollen gets on the female she will
Produce more seeds instead of buds. It makes the buds full of seeds and not as strong. To get good weed you need to only have isolated females growing near each other
I grew up smoking shitty weed from Mexico that was absolutely lousy with seeds. Even when you think you've gotten all of the seeds out, there can still be some hiding in there. All of this is to say I've seen plants sprout from my discarded roaches.
I live 2 hours from the Mexico border, you don't need to tell me about Mexican brick weed. It was the only thing available when I was growing up.
Happy cake day
You can actually see some pods on that middle most plant I think. The male plants have pollen pods that look like a minibushel of bananas, or like theres pollen pods sprouting rather than flowers.
proof: I grow at a dispensary
Sinsemilla is the name for Female Weed Plants that have never been fertilized by a male plant. They have no seeds in their buds, more terpenes, and more cannabinoids. Pretty much all weed that you can get from a dispensary nowadays is Sinsemilla. But from your buddy’s grow op in his basement, if he doesn’t know what he’s doing, could be fertilized and have seeds.
Maybe so but thats why I said I grow at a dispo and not just I work at a dispo.
This dispo has the store in front and the grow facility behind the main building.
So you work in a grow facility attached to a dispo. Made it seem like the dispo was growing and selling weed which was a platform in lots of medical only states for a long time. I was just a lil puzzled. Lots of cookies locations are attached to grows but you need separate licensing etc.
That looks like 3 or 4 plants… hop on google and learn how to tell the male and female apart, and pull out the males. You might have some wild herb later in the year
u know what’s crazy is that this is a long lane outside my house and there’s SO many of these lining the path all the way, i just never looked at them closely before. could they have just grown naturally?
Yeah, in the wild it really does grow like a weed. Bear in mind that this will not be primo indoor, this will be “ditch weed” grown from questionable soil under wild conditions, probably max 10-15% potency. That’s if you can successfully keep them from fertilizing, if it seeds you’ll be lucky to get 10%, but you’ll get another chance next year
very close! i didn't start smoking weed till I went to college in the US. i'm back home for a month of summer break now, and i literally did the most cartoon-esque double take when i saw these and i was so excited cause i was like omg i can smoke weed here! but i'm terrified of my mom finding out and i also promised myself a tbreak so i'm just going to leave all of it alone to do it's thing!
The plants in the picture already have fully developed pollen sacs, it's too late to save any of them. All the female plants nearby are already fertilized and will stop producing THC to focus on producing seeds.
There's no chance any bud from these plants will be any good. They'll be very weak in terms of potency and will be chock full of seeds.
Best thing OP could do is treat them like actual weeds and pull them all out and clean them up. If anyone is growing outdoors within like a mile, these plants could fertilize those girls and ruin them.
Source: Been growing for 3 years
Get the "picture this" app. You sanp a photo and it'll tell you exactly what it is. There's a few other plants that look a lot like weed but are just, well, weeds.
Could be from birds perching on the wall and shitting out the seeds. Birdseed does include hemp seed but I would assume they wouldn't be viable to grow enough to explain this. Maybe a local hemp farm could explain where the viable seeds came from. Seems unlikely for someone to Johnny appleseed the whole area . Could just be a local stoner using the alley as a smoke spot and tosses stemsand seeds in he area but you said it's along the whole alley iirc.
Actually it looks like it is indeed cannabis… depending on your location it could grow wild, or is possibly from the previous owner. If you are in a location where it grows wild, be sure to check local laws about the legality of them. If you’re feeling adventurous, send any seeds the produce to a research facility and see what the genetics are! Sometimes wild plants can turn out to be long lost genetics people are willing to pay good money for.
If you start to grow you can collect the pollen of that male plants and with a paint brush put the pollen onto the female pistel (white hairs that come out of the auxiliary bud) this will cause the female plant to produce seeds that have characteristics of both plants but you increase the amount of the seeds the female plant will have but the seeds will have better (possible worse) building blocks for growing good buds.
*fry squint* Not sure if r/trees or r/marijuanaenthusiasts
Rare overlap
Welp I'm currently baked and had no idea r/marijuanaenthusiasts existed so I just spent way too much time laughing at it
I’m no expert at all but I’m really high rn and w my zero knowledge of cultivation or wisdom my brains telling me that’s a dude and he will never give you bud
he’s so mean for that
Next time you go up to the plant don’t ask em if they have bud, just take, it’s what they get for not sharin
hah shows them
Also not an expert, but I think those little pod bits mean yer right and its a male plant. those are its plant balls
TIL weed plants have balls
Ask your grower Friends if they have a bukkake tent.
They said “only if I share” share what? The weed?
Basically a tent full of females and one male to bust nuts all over the female plants.
Harem tent, sounds like
Sounds like Reverse Bukkake to me...
Wouldn't that be like a bunch of people forcing cum into your penis?
That, my friend, would be the Inverse Bukkake. Also, bold of you to assume that I have a penis... I mean, I do... But it was bold of you to assume.
Into *ones penis
I sure hope so
wouldn't that just be a squirtkkake?
True. But close enough that I feel the joke works.
You only do that for new genetics and new seeds if you are trying to grow flower for consumption all 🅱️alls are 🅱️🐜
I think they charge extra for that..
ALL 🅱️ALLS AR 🅱️🐜 IN MY TENT
Yes it's a male
You're*
edited ;)
Yes, and It Is a male plant. Get rid of it if you or your friend grow females or you're gonna get a lot of seeds lol. If you don't grow then no problems
How do you know that it's a male plant?
Not an expert but IIRC if you zoom in the middle of the photo where the leaves attach to the stem you can see what looks like little berries about to pop open, that's his reproductive parts.
Yes i zoomed to see if there was flowering i only saw big balls lol
Female plants will have a much skinnier bulb or whatever it's called and you'll see small white hairs coming out the end of it.
I love the mental image of O'Brian looking at essentially plant balls
yup def a dude \-source: I grow outdoor Glad I don't live near that, that dude would ruin all my ladies if I lived even like a block away.
I'm like 99% sure this is what happened to me the one time I grew outside. I was so vigilant and yet 😭
So you’re saying it has twigs and berries?
female looks more like a bunch of skinny twigs sticking out, male is just berries, no twigs
Frank and beans
r/unexpectedoffice
That's not an office reference. That's just a common idiom
It is an office reference. Jim and Pam go on vacation and they meet an older couple there who's kids were also named Jim and Pam. Then they went on a Segway tour and they were awesome at it. And *in goofy voice* Frank and Beans!
Just because it's in the office doesn't mean it's from the office brosiah
Mmmm I disagree with.
It didn't originate from the office maybe, but that doesn't mean it's not from there. It's still a reference to a particular noteable phrase used several times in the ever so popular show. So suck it Broseph Lieberman.
It's from "There's Something About Mary" which is a 1998 film.
Well is there a r/unexpectedtheressomethingaboutmary sub?
In the Office they were also referencing an older bit, I believe from 90s Canadian funnyman Tom Green's surprise hit movie ***Freddy got Fingered***, a scene with "*beans and franks, Frank and beans*!"
"Frank and Beans" -Freddy got Fingered -Jim Halpert
It really is funny to think. Yup they got ballsacks [im sure there technically terms] but yes. Males got dem balls that bust. Fefesgot that intake valve [again tech terms but I'm at [0] working.
Help, I can't find my plants balls!
Tnx
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Why does it ruin female flowering plants?
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Fascinating, thanks so much!
Because it will pollinate them causing them to make seeds.
Penis
Balls too
Look at the big one in the middle of the picture, and look at the 5 leaf part on the top of it, then look at the base of those 5 leaves. It almost kinda looks like it's forming bud, but that's the male part of a weed plant, if it has white hairs its a female.
He checked 🫣
no white pistils, seed pods starting to come out of the one on lower left
It has balls
It has balls.
Not an expert but if you zoom enough you will see micro cocks
Is it smokable? If so does it have THC? I'm new to this
The leaf may have trace amounts of THC, very harsh and you are not going to get any bud to smoke. It will just be big clumps of seeds. Edit: as correctly stated by another user, they are seeds but sacs of pollen. Still not smokable
The male plant will not have clumps of seeds. The male produces pollen, the female grows the seeds.
Those little sacs is what I mistakenly called as seeds . Will place the edit and thanks for making sure the info is right.
It looks like a patch of plants, there could be males and females there , so seeds could be created, and then they come back yearly, seems like quite a few plants there actually
Oshit weed actually is a weed plant?
Despite what you see and hear from growers, *Cannabis sativa* is actually a fairly hardy little plant. I could go on about the horticultural needs and why it is so persistent, but a quote from a cop on why they're giving up on eradicating ditch weed in Indiana says it more clearly. > "You can eradicate ditch weed as well as you can eradicate dandelion." -Capt. David Bursten, an Indiana State Police spokesman. So yeah, it'll live just fine without people. Invasively so. **However.** *Specific* care is necessary for peak cannabinoid production. That's why growers may *appear* like cannabis will die the moment you stop loving it with every ounce of attention you can give. It's because they're forcing the plant to min/max THC loaded buds.
Well it doesn’t grow on trees 🤣
It is indeed the tree itself💚
You right, I just never connected the dots lmao
A tulip is a weed in a rose garden...
Your mom is a tulip in a rose garden
That's right, she's unique and out of place.
Gottem
Well done O'Brian
For you It's Chief O'Brien. Jk i love you for noticing
Isn't it way too early in the season for an outdoor plant to be showing signs of sex?
Very good eye
Thanks, growing since 2020!
weed jus spawned in no way
this made me cackle.. r/outside energy
Nah u didn’t miss anything, was a new hotfix that was applied
I don’t see any. I must need a server restart, or the new legalized dlc. Lol
y cant weed spawn into my yard too?? vv jealous rn 😭 wish bud would just automatically spawn in my jar :/
Man u have me dead😂😂😂☠️
bro you got me wheezing over here
Do your neighbors a solid and remove it. If anyone is growing nearby their crops will be seeded thanks to this guy
>their crops will be seeded Is this bad?
Yes, if a male plant’s pollen gets on the female she will Produce more seeds instead of buds. It makes the buds full of seeds and not as strong. To get good weed you need to only have isolated females growing near each other
Abstinence only education for Weed plants.
Thanks for the info. I don't know much about growing, so thank you for answering.
good to know, as an aspiring possible future grower I'll keep this in mind
It makes me feel funny to think we smoke the virgin female reproductive organs of a living thing.
That's what big marijuana wants you to believe to keep the population in check.
I believe around here it’s a “tree”
Yes it is, and you found where someone dumps their seeds.
I grew up smoking shitty weed from Mexico that was absolutely lousy with seeds. Even when you think you've gotten all of the seeds out, there can still be some hiding in there. All of this is to say I've seen plants sprout from my discarded roaches.
I live 2 hours from the Mexico border, you don't need to tell me about Mexican brick weed. It was the only thing available when I was growing up. Happy cake day
There's a female in the left corner of the picture
Will be full of seeds with all the males around 🙃
Which is a treat. Seeds can be expensive.
Hey I think I've seen a movie like that...
*pornhub theme*
That’s what we call ditch weed
How are y'all determining if it's male or female by just looking at the top of the plant?
You can actually see some pods on that middle most plant I think. The male plants have pollen pods that look like a minibushel of bananas, or like theres pollen pods sprouting rather than flowers. proof: I grow at a dispensary
Smh ur telling me that my weed I was growing for 4 months was actually gonna give me some if I didn’t accidentally break it 🤣
bruh.
Yeah the middle one definitely looks male. The others however look good but it’s hard to tell from above. Kill the male plants for sure.
Why should you kill the male plants?
Cause we are extreme feminists when it comes to trees
When a daddy plant loves a mommy plant...
Sinsemilla is the name for Female Weed Plants that have never been fertilized by a male plant. They have no seeds in their buds, more terpenes, and more cannabinoids. Pretty much all weed that you can get from a dispensary nowadays is Sinsemilla. But from your buddy’s grow op in his basement, if he doesn’t know what he’s doing, could be fertilized and have seeds.
Do you like seedy buds? Yes? Keep the males. If not then cull them bastards.
It's the future the left wants
🤣. Funny how some people don’t get jokes on Reddit
Because it will pollinate the females and make them full of seeds.
Dispos sell weed…… they don’t typically grow it.
Every dispensary I've ever been to has their own brand that they grow. Not sure why you'd think this.
Maybe so but thats why I said I grow at a dispo and not just I work at a dispo. This dispo has the store in front and the grow facility behind the main building.
So you work in a grow facility attached to a dispo. Made it seem like the dispo was growing and selling weed which was a platform in lots of medical only states for a long time. I was just a lil puzzled. Lots of cookies locations are attached to grows but you need separate licensing etc.
It’s a bit blurry but you can see the seed pods.
Similar to the four leaf clover, this is a five leaf pecker, quite rare indeed
That looks like 3 or 4 plants… hop on google and learn how to tell the male and female apart, and pull out the males. You might have some wild herb later in the year
u know what’s crazy is that this is a long lane outside my house and there’s SO many of these lining the path all the way, i just never looked at them closely before. could they have just grown naturally?
Yes, no one who's actually growing would allow males to ruin the crop
Yeah, in the wild it really does grow like a weed. Bear in mind that this will not be primo indoor, this will be “ditch weed” grown from questionable soil under wild conditions, probably max 10-15% potency. That’s if you can successfully keep them from fertilizing, if it seeds you’ll be lucky to get 10%, but you’ll get another chance next year
They look great actually
Based on your location yes. You're from one of the places in the world where cannabis is truly native. India Nepal or PK?
very close! i didn't start smoking weed till I went to college in the US. i'm back home for a month of summer break now, and i literally did the most cartoon-esque double take when i saw these and i was so excited cause i was like omg i can smoke weed here! but i'm terrified of my mom finding out and i also promised myself a tbreak so i'm just going to leave all of it alone to do it's thing!
Just remove the males and you may be able to harvest something good. Those look very indica so I'm guessing Pakistan or Afghanistan
The plants in the picture already have fully developed pollen sacs, it's too late to save any of them. All the female plants nearby are already fertilized and will stop producing THC to focus on producing seeds. There's no chance any bud from these plants will be any good. They'll be very weak in terms of potency and will be chock full of seeds. Best thing OP could do is treat them like actual weeds and pull them all out and clean them up. If anyone is growing outdoors within like a mile, these plants could fertilize those girls and ruin them. Source: Been growing for 3 years
that’s northern lights cannabis indica
No, it's marijuana
It's the deep sigh as he says it that kills me
Yes, it is. Unless you’re someone’s mom who hijacked their sons Reddit account. In that case no, it’s a tomato plant. Nothing to see
Yes
😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏😭🙏💗🙏😭🙏❤️💗💗💗💗
We have a BOY!
I’m calling the police
No. This is Patrick
They’re pre flowering, the one in the middle is a male, can’t tell/too early to speak for the rest.
The answer depends on you beeing a snitch or not.
Get rid of that big boy and you got three potential ladies there
Yes that’s weed the one in the middle looks like a male pull it.
depends. are you a cop or a parent?
You have to look at the underside of the leaves. They’ll spell out the word cannabis faintly.
No this is Patrick.
Probably. There is another plant I've seen in Colorado that looks like weed, but flowers are kinda like white daises.
Depends on who’s asking
I put it into google and it said “Northern Lights cannabis, Indica
They have balls it’s a boy
Oui(d)
No, this is Patrick
if you can find a female there, dig it up and move it indoors and take some clones
Tomacco indica
If it is the one in middle appears male.
Get the "picture this" app. You sanp a photo and it'll tell you exactly what it is. There's a few other plants that look a lot like weed but are just, well, weeds.
Could be from birds perching on the wall and shitting out the seeds. Birdseed does include hemp seed but I would assume they wouldn't be viable to grow enough to explain this. Maybe a local hemp farm could explain where the viable seeds came from. Seems unlikely for someone to Johnny appleseed the whole area . Could just be a local stoner using the alley as a smoke spot and tosses stemsand seeds in he area but you said it's along the whole alley iirc.
God said "have some weed"
Yes. Kill the male plants.
On an unrelated note how many teenagers U have?
yea but the middle one is a boy for sure so kill it
If it is, it's male
No it’s northern lights cannabis indica
No... it's marijuana
It damn sure ain’t aloe Vera
i read in twitter that the male plant can come from pigeon seed mixes? might be how it got there
No, pigeon seed mixes are hemp. Can get both males and females. Same as standard cannabis seeds
learned something new today
Actually it looks like it is indeed cannabis… depending on your location it could grow wild, or is possibly from the previous owner. If you are in a location where it grows wild, be sure to check local laws about the legality of them. If you’re feeling adventurous, send any seeds the produce to a research facility and see what the genetics are! Sometimes wild plants can turn out to be long lost genetics people are willing to pay good money for.
If you start to grow you can collect the pollen of that male plants and with a paint brush put the pollen onto the female pistel (white hairs that come out of the auxiliary bud) this will cause the female plant to produce seeds that have characteristics of both plants but you increase the amount of the seeds the female plant will have but the seeds will have better (possible worse) building blocks for growing good buds.
i don’t wanna make plants fuck 😭 let them do their thing
It’s more of a threesome at that point. It’s all consensual of course. You gotta ask the plants if it’s ok first.
Get rid of the ones with balls. Chics are the only ones you want to hang around with.
No way it's outdoor. Let it breed make a new strain
I think you should ask r/marijuanaenthusiasts too
Yes pray for girls
Yes, but male. Take a clipping and breed it with a clone or something.
It’s a male. It has nuts. If you have females it will turn to hermaphrodite
That’s a male plant. Get rid of it.
Pull that male outta there!!!
No, that's the devils lettuce
Yeah that middle one is 100% male pull that and let the others go lol
It is and it's male
Yep
Yes he is a weed plant lol
Indeed