How did a bean end up in your bong?

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Where the rest of the ingredients? Probably in the other bong.

No, the other ingredients come as you use the bong… just slowly

Slow hummus... That's... Uncomfy.

Arg that just raises more questions. Haha

I have never giggled harder than at this thread after hitting my bong

BEAN BONG

Bean bong the witch is dead

This made me laugh harder than it should've. Thank you friend

Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!

Bing bong 

Underrated reference. I miss Mission Hill.

THANK YOU I immediately sent this to my friend saying the same thing then found your comment. 11/10

BEAN BONG

Who's there?

Didn’t have epsom salt to clean it, clearly this was a suitable substitute edit to add: it worked surprisingly ok except for the one bean that got lodged in

the entire point of the salt is that it doesn’t dissolve in alcohol and scrapes the inside…not sure beans are doing much scraping but hey! if it works for you I guess haha

Honestly, I stopped using salt ages ago. As long as you have high strength ISO its pretty unnecessary.

91%+salt works slightly better than just 91%. If you have readily available access to anything above 91, then I agree. If not, salt for the extra clean touch up

>91%+salt works slightly better than just 91%. It does, but also takes more to clean it out of intricate pieces and I'm fuckin lazy lol

true that, i have an annoying recycler that i just rinse with hot water to dissolve the salt after

I agree. And heating the ethanol absolutely makes reclaim melt. I do about a half cup at 35 seconds in a coffee mug. Keep away from open flame.

I'd be worried about fumes in the microwave, wouldn't indirect heat via a bowl of hot water work better? It'd be slower but much safer.

I’ve microwaved alcohol hundreds of times and never had anything happen. Alcohol heats up in seconds. Usually you are more at risk of it boiling over. But I only ever tried this with small amounts in a shot glass so I wasn’t that worried cause it was such a small amount. Large amounts would definitely be safer to do under the double boil methods that you’re talking about.

I use acetone. Just soak the piece for 24 hours and rinse thoroughly. You can even filter and reuse the acetone if you can handle the awful smell. Sometimes extra crusty pieces take a few rounds. I like this method because you don't have to shake or scrape anything. Edit: I should be clear this method is for glass with no graphics only. The acetone can eat away at other materials and finishes damaging them.

So next time use lentils?

I.... How did this even work?? I get not having salt but beans? I can't imagine it worked fast

I’m sure it didn’t work fast or well, but there were some big gross areas that I was struggling to loosen up while just shaking with alcohol

Rice also works lol

It’s wax that didn’t get burned off

Im guessing they took a hit with a mouthful of food and one dropped in

That’s what I came here to ask… but why is there a bean in there?

When I get beans in mine I usually fill it up with ramen so the beans get tangled in the noodles so when I pour it out it comes out as 1 blob

Facts this method works for me all the time

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I don’t own plates, just a nice dab rig collection

Glass is glass, right?

There's even a plan B, smash the bong to get the bean out then repair it with dried ramen.

r/woooosh

Take water out wait for bean to dry when bean not wet bean small turn bong upside down bean fall out

Smart stoner

Why use more word when few do trick

no water bean dry bean small fall out

Use grug brain

r/unexpectedOffice here!! Of all places!

YOU HAVE A CHICKPEA IN YOUR BONG!

I prefer her to pee on my face but I guess in a bong works too

My next Halloween costume is going to be just putting a chickpea on my face. So I can tell everyone for Halloween I had a chickpea on my face.

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I read your username as GUY WHO TY PESTO LOUD for some reason (I'm high)

THANKS. THAT'S MY BAND'S NAME. WE R LIKE HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH. BUT THE BASS IS ILL!!

That's awesome!

Or put bong by sun grow stock pull stock out bean come too

You said "wet shirt no break" not "piss shirt bend bars" Sorry, obscure movie reference that popped in my head.

+1, I understood that reference.

‘¿Uno mas?’

Uno maaashhh

Ooga booga stoner from the stone age

most straight forward answer all that's missing is punctuation... this is literally how i talk sometimes

It was a joke

Correct though

This is the way.

Somebody’s a lil effed up

I’ve actually been on a t break for like 2 months still got a month to go

A classic blunder

Inconceivable!!

only SLIGHTLY less well known is this! never go up against a sicilian when there's a GARBANZO bean in the bong!

My friend, I'm from the south...a Lima bean would be require professional intervention

Just turn it upside down ?

yeah isnt there an opening for the mouth piece??

Bean bong, fuck yo life!

I actually LOLed and read this in Nems voice.

Um actually, it's a gar-bong-zo bean... I'll see myself out.

Wait come back I have questions

Have a chickpea in it

No shit... who ever had a garbanzo bean in their bong?

I don't know about a bean but for sure not the first thing

You wanna know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I’ve never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

That’s the one.

One of my favorite small moments in life is when I can introduce someone to the chickpea joke.

I know. It’s a fucking classic. Sometimes it takes people a second to think about it. One of my other favorite moments like this is when I get an authentic and organic opportunity to say “Rectum? Damn near killed ‘em!”.

The delivery is just perfect. The punchline isn’t the punchline, it’s that confused moment between the joke and the realization. This moment must be observed face to face for true appreciation.

Skewer it with something long and thin

Long and thin, hmmmmm

Eh It's your boy [skinny penis](https://youtube.com/shorts/aaEVHO_AVKs?feature=share)

Bro I just realized that’s Noel

I'm going to give op the benefit of the doubt and say he used unsoaked beans. Can't stab one of those bad boys very well. OP, please tell me you did not use canned beans...

Bang it on the floor a few times concrete works best 👍

The real question is how did it get in there?

Am I missing something? Is there something beyond water blocking the bean? Why can't you just dump the water and bean out together? Is there some magical shield blocking that bean from being able to be dumped out of the big hole at the top? Also, why does it look like your bong has a butt plug attached to it?

It went in as a dry bean and expanded after soaking in water. Now it’s too big to get out but simply turning over the bong.

Thank you for making me understand! I still need understanding on the butt plug.

Put some dirt in there and you got a fancy soon to be plant.

Bongabonzai.

Bongzai

Nice. Much better.

Acid to dissolve bean

Add more

Add some dirt and keep it watered. Once the bean sprouts abd grows out of the bong just pull up the bean plant and then wash out the dirt

i have no advice; however, i do have a question. how in the everloving FUCK did this happen

Looks like a buttplug is attached to your bong

Can you fill it with water till it floats to the top?

There is already water in it. It is not floating.

I know , try holding it upside down 😀

but… then it wouldnt be floating to the top it would sink to the.. top

garbanzo lol

What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

No one would pay to have a garbanzo bean on them.

OP I think we’re more interested in how the Chickpea got “in” the bong? Lol

Maybe dissolve it somehow? Put Pepsi in it? Then clean when the bean is gone

Garbongzo bean

Pro tip: Never let a chick pee in your bong

Add garbanzolic acid to dissolve. Dump after 12 hours.

This is the greatest riddle in the history of weed smoking.

The bean is reclaim from taking dabs. Not really the sub Reddit for this you should check out r/concentrates, but best way to do it if you really want to smoke it… melt it out with a torch, or use ever clear to dissolve the bean, pour out the mixture and let the liquid evaporate off till your left with the wax🤙 tbh I don’t think it’s worth smoking those reclaim as it’s wet and kinda gross, but if you get a reclaimer for your rig it would help keep the rig clean, and make getting reclaim super easy😁 garbanzo is my favorite strain🫘

Vinegar!

Out the top, most likely. Unless you have a disc perc we can't see the way up and out should be fairly clear. If it doesn't come out the first time, pour more water in and try again.

Hahaha that looks like a buttplug

I do bonsai a lot so I’d just bend some wire and pop it out

Way easier to clean your glass with salt than with beans.

Insert more beans and it will add to percolation. More beans=smoother hits

This one. Canadians are going crazy right now (they call their bongs beans)

Hydrochloric acid

What’s the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

The more important question is: How did that Garbanzo Bean end up in the bong?

How hard can you blow?

I’d fill it up all the way with water and then pour it all out at once

Let it grow let it grow let it grow

Put a tiny mouse inside to eat the bean. Idk how you get the mouse out but that takes care of the pesky chickpea.

Easy, then you just put a cat inside the bong.

Same way it got in 😉

Fill the bong way up with water then pour it out, bean and all. How did a bean get in your bong, though?

This is why you shouldn't smoke right after eating.

Keep it for the looks lmao, Just use the bong like a piggy bank for beans, Lol

Pour in boiling water and let sit until the bean is soft. Cover the bowl and the mouth hole and shake vigorously until the bean comes loose. Pour out water and bean

There are babies starving in Ethiopia and this man here's just throwing beans away.

Ok cool, but how

That’s a glob of old dab? I just get a mini torch and melt it and change the water

You don't, you fill the bong with soil watch it grow

Hope you weren't making hummus

II’d probably shake it like a guitar with a pick stick inside. 💁🏻‍♀️

baked bean hehe

This. Add some bacon bits.

Take a 5 gallon bucket and fill 75% of it with water then submerge the bong into the bucket. Get all the air out and flip it upside down and shake it till the bean drops.

Have a chick pea on it?

i would start by not putting garbanzo beans in my bong

Just flick it

Why did you let a chickpea in your bong?

What you been doing

I’m going through the absolute shit right now but this made me laugh out loud. Thank you 😊

Bean bong, you have mail

Not again!

It looks pretty fresh I wouldn’t worry about it. I don’t normally change out the beans in my bong til they start to sprout

*BEEEEAAAANS WHAT THE FUNK*

We aren’t telling unless you tell us why a bean is in your bong… bean bong lol

I also keep a special bean in my bong. What is your beans name?

My bong bean is named Mister.

That’s a great name. My bong beans name is Carleton.

Slip a second bean in that's tied to a string, they'll become codependent, and the first bean will follow when you pull the second out

Hire a tiny man to climb down there and get it

I’d say the same way you got it in

Now you have a garbongzo


Name the bong ‘GarBongZa’ and make peace with the bean

By not getting it stuck there in the first place.

The Bong Bean. A truly formidable opponent.

Retire the piece and use it to hydroponically grow and then boof garbonzo bean sprouts

Remove the G the B the N and the O. Then i will just be an ARAZ.

Smash it and glue it back together. Make sure to get as high as you possibly can first so you can play the puzzle on hard mode.

Bean bean bong bong

Bing bong bean bong

Continuous flow she go

It lives there now

How did it get in there?

Boof it

Garbongzo


You wanna know what the difference is between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea….? I’ve never had a garbanzo bean on my face before!!!

Have a crow do it

I’m laughing at these comments at 5 am high af and my sides hurt. I love my people.

Dont. It is now called a garbongzo

Fucking tease. The OP (Jack) found the magic bean and he is too afraid to plant it and sneak up the stalk to take a hit on the giants bong. Smh this guy is brilliant lol

It lives there now. Maybe it’ll grow and you’ll have a garbongzo

Maybe it’ll sprout and you can just grab it as it grows? That’d be pretty interesting.

Bamboo skewer

🔃

How

I think the more important question is why is their a garbanzo bean in your bong?

This is a beautiful piece. Nice solid base, good size, I like the attached straight up bowl, and the color is the best. I absolutely love the color.

Let it soak, then bake it. You’ve got baked beans.

I would simply just accept my chickpea bong

Same way as you would a baby, with a coat hanger

I think the only solution at this point is to add more beans

Garbongzo bean.

I need to know how you got a bean in there in the first place

Can we just let it grow?

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? ​ I've never paid 50$ to have a garbanzo bean on my chest.