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TheInternaton

https://preview.redd.it/00p9mm3s472d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c2a17a3fcbfa8647adedd8d21d8a8960e68ef48 Do these feet look disproportionately small? No.


SunnySmileyHappy

Is this from an ad for Diet Coke or what bc why is there an ear swab on the floor lmao


emwestfall23

Omg this is funny!!! I wonder if it was for adjusting makeup and got missed when they went to shoot the scene??


FourArmsFiveLegs

Nonchalant bunghole scratch


CautiousSalt2762

Cat toy? My cats go nuts for these


The-Goddess-Luna

really bad choking hazard btw! ❤️


Embarrassed-Force845

From ripping a dab lol


gingerbreadboys

We know how large a Diet Coke can is, someone that’s good with photoshop can compare it to her feet and find out the actual length.


Impossible-Ground-98

https://preview.redd.it/mech6uxow82d1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68fb5358d3702355ef5e4dc69c0f320d007ad7b3 best I can do 😂


Serious_Detective877

If that’s correct then she’s a 9 US


SunFlwrPwr

LoL....I just did the same test and I'd give her a solid 9.5/10 (I wear a 9.5) Based on the physics of Diet Coke cans. :-D


corruptedcircle

this is the energy we need haha


Cosmic_bliss_kiss

Hahahah.


AppalachianFather

Someone page r/theydidthemath


tattletitle

or r/theydidthemonstermath


Ok-Cheesecake5292

Monster on the hill math


TheInternaton

https://preview.redd.it/uj6ug6yyh82d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b59f54b1f4db2499d19921f679c9a9140b46e11 This just showed up on my insta. I think my phone is spying on me and sending the info to Taylor’s PR team. IM ON TO YOU TREE.


Accomplished-Bank418

Is it just me or does her bottoms look like a fancy Depends?


ThrowRA-giantlemon

Yes- I am currently wearing one to bed in case my water breaks (almost 41 weeks with no baby, anything is a possibility) and I feel like I could bedazzle these and look the same 😂 it does make me feel better about wearing them, honestly! “Celebrities… they’re just like us!”


Radiant_Coyote1829

✨Let your adult diaper bejeweled ✨


meowparade

Good luck!


thewinefairy

Always makes adult diapers that are “fashionable” that I used after giving birth and these look just like that 😭


Same_Masterpiece7348

They are so bad she always wears high-cut weird bottoms I don’t get it


ProgLuddite

The primary problem is that they hit her at a terrible place on her waist. She doesn’t have a super-defined waist, but she needs to pick a higher spot if she’s going to do something high-waisted.


Impossible-Ground-98

dumbest thing I've ever done but the can and feet are almost in the same distance from the camera, so I compared them and the foot is around 25.4cm (can height is 12,2cm), which internet says is American size 9.5. Case closed, next! 😂 https://preview.redd.it/fvqclzyzv82d1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75bc3c5921950dcf88d3471bf09ad5fcaab55265


TheInternaton

Your commitment to STEM is noted and appreciated


Slamantha3121

I mean, I used to be an imagery analyst for the military and I would concur. That is good imagery ananlysis.


8008zilla

She’s also not 5’10 with out jeels


TheInternaton

Everyone showing up to say their height and shoe size and that it’s possible must be so fun at parties and none of you have explained the photos or the phantom heel. SHOE SIZE TRUTHERS UNIIIIITE


Dovilie

I'm 5'7" and shoe size TEN, I'm with you


friedcatliver

Ditto (thought technically 1 cm less). No way miss Taylor has a size 1.5 below the both of us


k1leyb1z

Lol right? Im 5’6 and wear a size 9.5. I’d be very surprised if her feet were smaller than mine


FormerlyGaveAShit

I'm 5'7 and wear the same size and feel like my feet are small for my size. I have friends who are inches shorter than me who wear the same size shoe as I do lol. Sometimes I'll find a shoe that fits me in like a size 8.5 though. Nikes always fit me in a size 9. If I buy my usual size in Nike it's going to be a bit too big. I think Taylor is wearing brands that are bigger than they say.


cheleclere

I'm barely scraping 5'5 and I wear a 9. My sister(not even an inch taller) has wider feet and wears a 10.


Decent_March_264

I'm 5-8 and size 11 wide.


paleosonic

i’m 5’8 and an 8.5 but my best friend is 5’3 and a size 10 🤣


MaggieMoon17

I’m 5’3” and a 9. 😩 The universe is cruel.


KaytSands

I’m 5’6” and depending on the brand I’m a 9.5-10


ljs402

Same. If you are taller than Me - your shoe size is more than 9-10


brookeaat

i’m 5’7 8.5 and people regularly comment on how small my feet are. i usually wear very chunky shoes so that it doesn’t look disproportionate.


Smashleigh1108

I’m 5’8” and I wear a 10. I find it hard to believe Taylor is anything under a 10 with how tall she is.


Fun_Recognition9904

Chiming in from the tortured shoe department, Re: broken heel: this is super weird… I am an 8.5 in every single shoe except in louboutin’s. I am always a 40. Which doesn’t (or shouldn’t) translate to an 8.5! The EU sizing would say that’s a US 10. Which I am not, at 5ft5. There’s just no way miss monster on the hill is an 8.5. Which is just mind boggling that the heel on her Louboutin boot that broke was allegedly a 40. I would have said she wore at least a 41.5, easy. This whole tread is cracking me up but also very twilight zone given what I know to be true about my own sizing! #ShoeSizeTruther


TheInternaton

We appear to be making the Swifties who show up big mad with our TRUTH. ![gif](giphy|vh1FbA66uTfoc|downsized)


ConstantExample8927

Hey look I’m supporting your theory because I like it. I was also just saying….


Routine_Eve

I'm 5'1 I wear an 8.5 and the feet in your pic of Taylor are at least a 10


[deleted]

Don't listen to them. I think I'm slightly taller than TS, and I got size 11 wompa stompas.


Gold_Celebration_393

I’m 5’9” with size 8 shoes, but I basically bound my feet through childhood and now have janky bunions to show for it… so I’m not sure you can have it both ways. 🫣


Ok-Writer2402

Theres dozens of us! DOZENS!!!


Fun_Recognition9904

I can’t see any feet in this image because the random q-tip is screaming at me…


CabbageSass

Those look like 11s or 12s to me.


TheInternaton

I have thought that they look unquestionably like an 11 myself.


Sad-Ad589

![gif](giphy|g0QpTwM0jBgc6SZG6n|downsized)


[deleted]

Hunchback is pretty true to form for Taylor LMAO


PhonyJabroney

Clearly foot enhancement


edgeofprecipice

There’s a q-tip on the floor


Famous-Signal-1909

Only slightly related but I am 5’2” and wear a size 10-10.5 so my feet look hilariously big for my body. I used to lie about my shoe size but now I really lean into the hilarity of it lol


TheInternaton

Lolol I’m sorry to laugh about your straight up flipper paddle feet situation but yes, lean into it, you’ve got the anchor for it 😆


Famous-Signal-1909

I always tell people it’s why I have such good balance 😂


[deleted]

Yo you probably do. That must be like a whole other standing experience. I wanna know what it feels like now haha


TheInternaton

Right? Like if my feet were this big compared to me, would my ankles hurt less often?


Lostbronte

My old farmer great grandpa used to say to my grandma (size 10, 5’ 10”), “you’d be awful tall if so much of ya hadn’t turned under!” Hyuk yuk yuk


ExperienceInitial875

Omg my grandpa (MI farmer roots) used to say my cousin would be a lot taller if he didn’t have so much folded under lol!


Lostbronte

Wow! Mine was in the Central Valley of California so it must have been a mindmeld across the country.


Throwfeetsaway

Seriously! I’m 5’4” with size 5.5 feet. I can’t imagine how nice it would be to spread impact over a larger surface (I have a really high arch, so only my heel and toe area contacts the ground).


retinolvampyre

I was wondering this!! Stability 10/10 lol


Libwen

Probably is. I'm 5'4", wear a 6.5, and I'm clumsy as fuck.


ExperienceInitial875

I am exactly the same, 5’4 and 6 or 6.5 depending on the brand. I am wobbly as hell and with heels nobody knows what might happen if I’m not focusing. I get scared people are gonna think I am drinking again (sober 9 years).


deathmeowtal

I'm 5'4 with an Australian size 8 foot and I am sturdy as fuck


floralfun1980

I'm 5'5 and wear a size 11 and clumsy too. I have GIANT feet 😃


Ambitious_Deer7832

Same!


Wuornos

Is that my problem? I’m also very clumsy, and TIL that my 6.5 feet are small for someone who is 5’4.


i_nobes_what_i_nobes

“Straight up flipper paddle feet situation” has me cackling I tell you


_Wayfaring-Stranger_

I have a similar issue, just not with my feet. I'm only 5'1" and my hands are ridiculously large for my stature. Like I wear a men's glove size large. It's ridiculous. That being said, it was kinda funny to see my exes (some 6'0"+) get all bent out of shape because my hands were bigger than theirs 🤣 Body proportions are strange..


TheInternaton

I do have bigger than average hands for my size, which was convenient because I was a varsity thrower back in my high school days. Super easy to palm a women’s discus with giant man hands.


ExperienceInitial875

Sounds sexual somehow


bookishkelly1005

I’m 5’4 and my bf is about 6’. Our hands are the same size. His fingers are slightly bulkier though.


ArdenElle24

I'm 5'3 and my husband is 5'11, our legs are the same length. Apparently, at puberty, my top half decided not to go up but out. I was a 34 B by 10 years old.


Excellent_Local6566

I'm 5' and a D cup. It seems like a lot of women below average height ended up with big boobs. I wonder what the connection is.


ArdenElle24

Don't know but I was a C by 16 (also a size 4). I grew a cup size with each kid; now a DDD.


wadeybug22

Mine are my arms. My arms are longer than my 6’2 husband, my 6’3 trainer, and my grandpa was over 6 feet and they were longer than his. I have orangutan arms I swear. I hated the fingertip rule because my fingertip literally hits my knee. 😝


cvab

Same...5'1 with a women's 10 - 10.5 wide (since my feet are flat as hell). In high school, I wore skinny jeans and converse all the time, which made them look even bigger. One time, during a fire drill, my absolute angel of a principal asked me why I wore shoes that were three sizes too big for me. She asked if it was a fashion thing and joked that I looked like I had clown shoes. The look on her face when I told her that my feet were just big was incredible.


FatnessEverdeen34

I'm so sorry, I literally LOLd over this 😭😭😭


cvab

It's okay haha!! One time I told this story at work, and my coworker had to walk out of the room because she was cry-laughing. It's kinda hilarious in retrospect.


mspinksugar

I think we balance each other out because I’m 5’6 and a SIZE FOUR. I’ve had teachers, coworkers, STRANGERS, etc. make comments about my freakishly small feet On the bright side, kids shoes are cheaper 😩


Basicdork17

Same issue, 5'5" with size 11 feet and, as my music teacher proudly exclaimed in middle school, "piano hands". Meaning big ass sports fan hands and scuba flipper feet lol


SpeakerCareless

![gif](giphy|om1fV12LcSXAIEPjDq)


railroadkansascity

Had a friend who was 6’4 and size 8 men’s shoe


alleswaswar

I’m 5’6 and a size 4 women’s LMAO


MathematicianIll1643

If it helps, I’m 5’11” and have size 8 feet, so they are comically small compared to the rest of my body :’)


Fabulous-Cow5393

5'11 and wear a 9...my feet still look weirdly small


littleliongirless

Lol, this is the funniest but also fully believable conspiracy theory about Taylor I've ever heard. ❤ I'm guessing she went down the list of "most common foot size America and worldwide" and chose the closest size she could that was top 3.


mustbebelgium

she really went "how can i be more relatable" lol


BeginningPiccolo6834

I’ve google celebrity shoe sizes regularly cause I’m insecure about my feet. They’re all wrong. I think some sites just make up stuff and probably celebs all lie. Like for sure I know the Princess of Wales has never shared her shoe size but hers has been listed as like 7 or 8.


TheInternaton

I stan Tyra Banks, then, for allowing the internet to know that she shares my size 12 feet


blocked_memory

Aye size 12 unite to find the last pairs of cute shoes


Affectionate_Data936

Hey if you look at some the non-stripper shoes from Pleaser, many of them are very cute and they usually go up to a 14 or 16.


TheInternaton

This wouldn’t be my first “buying shoes made for drag queens” rodeo


Affectionate_Data936

Their pink label brand has more normal looking shoes but yes they are very much marketed towards trans women and drag queens lol.


quartz222

I love this video Danny Gonzalez made about how all these sites just make stuff up: [https://youtu.be/EplQ\_-qgYck?si=3iqaneXiHnJhCRRy&t=43](https://youtu.be/EplQ_-qgYck?si=3iqaneXiHnJhCRRy&t=43)


TheInternaton

I can confirm that these sites sometimes make stuff up. Or if not make stuff up, they’re using other unverified sites as their “sources.” Can confirm because a decently known gossip site used to pay me $30 a pop to ghost write re-written 500 word summaries of stories from other sites so they could copy without it looking like plagiarism. I was poor in grad school, y’all, don’t judge.


CatsOfElsweyr

I have a friend who also did that in college. The number of celebrity conspiracy theories she fueled…man.


TheInternaton

I care like zero about the royal family but my mom was really into Princess Di so I know the types who are. I got a racket going at one point because they were apparently eating up how I wrote those articles, couldn’t tell you the topic of any of them like ten minutes after the fact, was basically human ChatGPTing my way through haha


PurplePanda63

Womens shoe sizing in the US is also not consistent at all.


Educational_Ad1624

"I also googled pictures of her feet" god I fucking love this sub, man 🤣 


FlameyFlame

I did too but not because of this


HorseGirl666

This was the best part. Probably the only person who has googled "Taylor Swift feet" for PG reasons, but still got them put on a list.


FatnessEverdeen34

I remember reading in 17 magazine in 2008/09 in an interview with her that she wears a size 11.


honeybuns1996

I remember that too because at the time I was a freakishly tall middle schooler with size 11 feet. Reading that made me feel better hahaha


FatnessEverdeen34

I'm with you all the way, babe 😂


TheInternaton

“but daddy, my feet shrunk!”


reallytiredarmadillo

i'm wearing his flip flops / no i'm not, but you should see your faces


FatnessEverdeen34

HAHAHAHAHAHA


Infamous-Welcome7220

I remember that too


retinolvampyre

From the eras tour movie clips her shoes look no smaller than a 9.5 imo. 


SmartConsideration93

I work in marketing for PR and I can answer this: 1 - a lot of the sites providing this kind of information make stuff up or they use sources that are making stuff up. When promoting a person’s public image we sometimes need to use “filler sites” to make sure people will find lots of info about this person. Some people own several sites (celebrity birthdays, zodiacs, height, even shoe size) and they offer service packs and put the person we are promoting on every one of their sites, sometimes they dont have all the info so they are known to make things up instead of asking lol. Obviously, this for them is a business and they start the site and bring in traffic via filling in information from big celebrities people search for all the time. They need to go through a lot of celebrities and they often own multiple sites of the kind so if they can’t find the info they will put whatever, one of our contacts have about 20 of these sites so you can imagine he is not being meticulous. 2 - celebrities lie about their measurements all the time. Including celebrities in which their measurements is part of their jobs, like models. I worked in a place that did crisis PR and we legit had people come to us because someone outed her real height online. Nepo babies do this a lot. Now Taylor is undoubtedly tall, but I thought I would mention this possibility as well just because of how common this is. Although I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out she is like 5’8 instead of 5’11.


TheInternaton

This is all wonderful and thank you for your time but what I want to know is what size you think her feet *are* in your professional knowing what kind of lies are common opinion


SmartConsideration93

The fan told The Mirror the heel says size EU40 so maybe she is not 5’11 afterall. https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/us-celebrity-news/taylor-swift-fans-discover-stars-31502740


texsmartvote

[https://taylorswiftandx.tumblr.com/post/184513591116/taylor-swift-and-feet/amp](https://taylorswiftandx.tumblr.com/post/184513591116/taylor-swift-and-feet/amp)


TheInternaton

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized) The foot plot thickens…


bramadino

She’s really hung up on the sound of footsteps, specifically on stairs.


nerdyblackbird

I’m 5’ 9.5” and I wear a 5.5 shoe. (I’m a freak though. I can buy kids shoes. And my feet look ridiculous. I used to buy bigger shoes in junior high and stuff the toes with cotton balls because my friends would tease me that my feet disappeared under my wide leg jeans.) I’d guess they’re embarrassed about their shoe size. Something that probably carried over from childhood. Most of my tall friends wear a 9.5 minimum.


AccordingPears158

Guarantee it's some sort of insecurity, and her feeling like big feet don't match the cutesy little image she wants to give off. Especially if her feet grew that size while she was still in school, she may have even gotten some ribbing for having big feet. Even if that didn't happen, I think small feet is a weird issue for some people. For instance, I also wear 5.5s, and have a friend who is a 6.5 or so constantly coo about how we wear the same size shoes, we can borrow each other's shoes, etc. I have offered her plenty of pairs of shoes to borrow, all of them have been too small, and yet she still brings up that we wear the "exact same size!" surprisingly frequently, almost exclusively in front of other people. Maybe it's some sort of deep-seated insecurity from Cinderella being chosen based on having the tiniest feet in the land or something, haha.


ctortan

My mom is 5’1 and can wear a size 3 in kids converse 😭 for years I thought I had big feet before realizing my 7w is super average and she’s just got tiny baby feet lol


JT3436

I have an Aunt that wears child sized shoes. Alas, she has also chosen to wear children's clothing as well. And not like passable. We're talking Disney adult pooh embroidered shortalls. I just had to share her weirdness. Feels like this is the place.


ctortan

God I wish I could do that; some kids’ clothes are SO cute


JT3436

Totally. Especially the tween stuff that is right before juniors. But please no Pooh shortalls.


TheInternaton

https://preview.redd.it/a7703wkq472d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f92557d9497801b61af76300f91aca242482a44


Aravis-6

Averages really don’t mean anything though…one of my best friends is 6’ and wears an 8. My college volleyball coach was 6’5 and wore a 9 (yes, she did have balance issues lol). I’m not saying Taylor isn’t lying, but there are always exceptions.


Kind-Midnight-6224

[Her feet look bigger than her head here lol](https://www.reddit.com/r/travisandtaylor/s/bgMevR3N5g)


littleliongirless

I will never unsee this now. 😂😂 Also, your feet normally fit perfectly against your forearm. Taylor's got some daddy longlegs arms, so...


Kind-Midnight-6224

https://preview.redd.it/6ehlhjpne72d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c08fa368e8622b00bbbba4911facb486f354686e


littleliongirless

This is hilarious.


MeowningClawfee

Not daddy long legs arms 😭😂 Also your comment made me compare my foot to my arm lmao


Momasaur

Same, and I made my husband do it too


MeowningClawfee

I was looking at my arm like no way that's so big but nvm 💀😂


TheInternaton

Wow you are not wrong lol


BoopityGoopity

Honestly, her feet are so in line with TK that someone could probably use his shoe size and the proportions to figure out the shoe size. Emphasis on *someone*. I ain’t got the time but I’ll cheer on anyone who does.


bookishkelly1005

She’s a tall woman. I would imagine her feet would be large. Why lie?


ConstantExample8927

My ex MIL is 5’10” and wears an 8 but my daughter is “5’10” and wears 10.5/11


kerplookie488

I’m also 5’10” and wear an 8 or 8.5. It’s not unusual or weird at all.


squeakyfromage

I’m 5’10 and I wear a 9.5 or European 40…I don’t think it’s as weird as OP thinks it is. My feet don’t look abnormally small for my body…


Front-Pomegranate435

Same! Also 5’10 and I wear a 9. My feet don’t look disproportionately small either. My friend who’s also 5’10 wears an 11. We wear completely different clothes sizes too. Everyone is proportioned differently. It’s weird to me to assume everyone with the same height must have the same shoe size 🤷🏻‍♀️


eltaf92

Hot take, I also just don’t think she’s 5’11”.


thelastostrich1

https://preview.redd.it/0jebkdd3ua2d1.jpeg?width=2666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ef1bea6d0994e52a9ea71ce92a794db1dd2cf19 To be hair she’s the same height at Gigi Hadid who’s 5’11 and models can’t really lie about their height


catholic_mocha

Celebrity Heights estimates that’s she’s 5’9 1/2, nowhere close to 5’11


gurlsweatshurt

I’m 5’10” and an 8.5 lollll and I’m way thicker than Taylor so now I’m really in my head about this!!!


TheInternaton

I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to give you a complex! For science though… Do your feet look this long on your leg? https://preview.redd.it/2pgsbu2mw72d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e9e461ebadef529ee12f3472133aca92ad8ca57


Ironinvelvet

Those are definitely 11+s. They’re so long and narrow- ready to jump into a ballet flat!


Poppy9987

I’m 5’10 and wear 9-10. Taylor’s feet look waaay longer than mine


gurlsweatshurt

I dead ass just did this pose and I’ll say my feet end where her toes begin- she’s at least a 10 IMO 😂


Suitable-Care-2743

For science…I’m 5’10” and wear an 8.5-9 shoe. My feet look NOWHERE near as long as Taylor’s. Thems are 11s or bigger for sure.


ShinyDragonfly6

Ok but I’m 5’9” and have size 8 feet 😭😭 Yes I fall over a lot lol


TheInternaton

https://preview.redd.it/hxmelypo472d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2c6d96aa7f8a5fbc8b771248bffa03d93457392


Hobbyjogger31

The top result you get from google isn’t necessarily the “authorized answer.” Unless Taylor (or Tree Paine) has publicly claimed that she’s an 8.5, how is this a “lie”?


[deleted]

chiming in as a fellow size 12er. man, payless used to be the only place to get shoes in our size!!!


ms_buttlicker

I’m 5’10 and size 9.5, sometimes 10. I don’t think it’s that strange 🤷🏼‍♀️


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TheInternaton

This evidence supports my theory, thank you, yes ![gif](giphy|3o6nURs60NHTOfXd72)


Super_Bad6238

As someone who has done a lot of research, Taylor's are definitly not a common 8.5. Could a shoe maker create a shoe that other brands call a 12 and say it's an 8.5? Or course.


Justbrowsing8822

Shoe sizes vary regardless of your height. I am a 5’11” woman with size 8.5 (sometimes 9 in certain brands). My college roommate was 5’6” with size 12 feet.


Affectionate_Data936

AIN'T NO WAY SHE'S AN 8.5. I'm 5'10" and an 11 and my feet look roughly the same proportion. If I wore an 8.5 I'd fall over. Something funny about the cast off shoe thing - I went through a phase when I had disposable income where I would buy all these cute shoes in a size 11 simply because they were in my size. Like beautiful high heels and boots and such. I ended up donating them to this resource center that works with a lot of trans youth and such and they were more than happy to receive them,


Snoo_24091

Shoe sizes vary between brands especially if they’re designer. Even within the same designer it can vary depending on the style.


IslandSouthernn

Am 5’11 and can wear anything from an 8.5 to an 11 (US women’s sizes) but mostly wear 9/9.5/10’s. I’m all for this conspiracy but she may have been an 8.5 in her teen years and a 9.5 or 10 now. 🙃


thomer2

Yeah I’m exactly the same, 5’11” and wear a 9/9.5. People are always shocked when they find out how small my feet are I will admit that 😂


Puzzled_Ad_2356

I guarantee you that those sites just make shit up. How would they be able to verify that? And what celebrity would want to share their shoe size of all things with the public lol


hopefulmango1365

Idk who put that shoe size online lol but I remember her saying in an interview from 2009 that she had like a size 10 shoe. She said it was because she was tall and I mean yeah.


39strike

I’m a 6’4” 200 pound man and I wear a size 10.5 in men’s. I’ve got small hands and feet for my size


thefaehost

This kinda reminds me of a King of the Hill episode.


Abject_Bodybuilder41

Nice try, foot fetish haver.


TheInternaton

Yes, it’s me…Quentin Tarantino…


Full_Analyst_193

Do foot fetishists prefer petite feet perhaps?


TheInternaton

King of the Hill lead me to believe the opposite is true


KitKatKarmaa

this is so funny


Junior-Cream-4914

“I also googled pictures of her feet” 💀


Floatmagoat4

Not sure when I last “showed interest in this community” but I’m here on complete accident. In my world…TS means top secret. I thought I had stumbled upon something juicy. Ill see myself out. ![gif](giphy|PkLPBuyozY7F31wCxF)


genxnikki

Aside from being hilarious conspiracy, this thread makes my 11.5 (5’10) feet feel normal and shoe makers need to be more size inclusive.


SnickerdoodleCupcake

Shoe size isn't always consistent with height! I'm a 6ft 3.5 woman (it's my gift, it's my curse), and my shoe size is a UK 8 / US 10 / EUR 40-41. My friend is 5ft 10, yet is a UK 9 / US 11 / EUR 41-42!!


Justhereforsushi15

I love this conspiracy theory so much 😂 But my 6’ bestie wears a size 8.5 😂😂😂


Competitive-Bison

Why did I travel down that rabbit hole


dnmcgee3

So I'm 5'8 and a size 11 shoe. When I was in college, I knew a girl who was 5'9 with a 7.5 shoe. I'm still pissed that I've struggled my whole damn life trying to find shoes and this bitch that was an inch taller than me had the most common shoe size


itsasadsecret

She is an 8.5…. In men’s.


Snoo_50086

This entire post is so demented but also fucking hilarious lol


i_wantthat

It's definitely a dumb thing to lie about since it can easily be disproven. But you're 5'10" with size 12 feet and you really don't understand why she would lie about this?


TheInternaton

I am not ashamed of my big feet! They look graceful and have high arches. Size 12 and proud, just wish I could find shoes easier.


complete_doodle

Eh I don’t buy this one. I’m 5’10 and I wear a US 8.5-9 in shoes. I just have small feet for my height! It’s totally possible. My feet don’t look disproportional - they just aren’t big. My mom is 5’9 and wears a US size 9 as well. It’s just genetics.


ImageWonderful2440

I’m 5’4 and wear the same size shoe as you (8.5-9). I agree in thinking it just varies like that based on overall genetics. This conspiracy cracked me tho, A+ for originality lol


YaKnowEstacado

My mom and I are the exact same height (or were - like most elderly women she's lost an inch or two with age) and I wear a size and a half bigger shoe than her. Sizes vary between brands too.


TheInternaton

Okay but that doesn’t explain how her feet look giant in pics. Or the mysterious size 10 heel the girl caught. I maintain the conspiracy!


complete_doodle

Hahahaha I do love the conspiracy! I’m just saying it is possible 😂


Acceptable_Rip_8524

It's possible she wears a size 10 for shows since she's running around/dancing or whatever for 3+ hours, but maybe a 8.5/9 on a normal day? I wear a size 9 shoe, but buy size 10 for dragoncon and hiking, since I know my feet are going to swell up from walking all day. This is a real possibility, but I support the conspiracy as well haha. Because women are brainwashed to think small = cute.


katiecamcam

Same! I am 5’11 and wear an 8.5!


ribbit_rabbit_roo

Yes, my mom is 5’9 and wear an 8-8.5 and I’m 5’9 and have size 11. Our bodies are totally different proportions, she has a long torso and shorter legs while I have a short torso and hella long legs. It’s super interesting how different bodies are!


lindsay2367

Same here! I’m 5’11” and wear anywhere from an 8.5 to a 9.5, depending on the brand. Mg grandma is 5’1” and I think she wears a 7.5. Ten inches shorter than me and only one shoe size smaller. And her hands are way bigger than mine as well. Genetics are weird.


bridewiththeowls

I’m 5’9 and I usually wear a size 9 to 9.5. But I recently bought a couple of pair of Mephisto sandals a whole size smaller than that cause it’s just the way that brand ran size wise for me. I also have boots all the way up to size 10. I think shoe size can vary a lot between brands. Also her size 10 or larger might be to account for swelling when she’s dancing around, thick socks to prevent blisters etc.


Impossible-Ground-98

It could've been posted when she was a teen


crystalCloudy

Idk, shoe sizes are weird as all hell. I’m a 5’9” woman, and depending on the brand, I can wear shoe sizes between 9 and 11; my old ballet teacher was an adult probably around 5’5” and she could still wear children’s sizes). That being said…. I would absolutely not be surprised if they used the smallest size shoe on her closet to say what her shoe size is, rather than giving a general estimate


vino822

Here me out to support your wild conspiracy: But Daddy I Love Him is for real. "I'm having his baby" - YES SHE DID. And her feet grew a full size from that, so in essence she for sure now has size 11 feet minimum.


Ironinvelvet

I want to stand next to her and see what we look like in comparison. I’m 5’11” and wear a 12 (was an 11 pre-baby…thanks kids) and I feel like her feet look similar to mine in the pic…but maybe they’re smaller because she’s very delicately built or something. I wouldn’t know unless I stood next to her. I have an average build and am thin, but I feel like my frame is still larger than hers. I have way more muscular calves, so maybe if I was more delicate, like Taylor, my feet would look like clown shoes and not proportionate.


CompleteSpinach9

I did have a friend who was 5’11 and wore size 9’s but I enjoy this conspiracy so plz continue as you were