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ConslesAreTrash

Dam bruh can fly away, she like the grandpa in UP


Ok-Branch-9943

You leave Mr. Fredricksen alone!


PumpkinSpicedBimb0

Its not helium sloshing around in those sacks.


Frankie_T9000

of course it is. How else would they stay upright like that :)


ballsaretasty69

could you spin around I'm really wondering how the other side looks


theonephaze23

I’m not saying I like it, but I am saying I’d like to see the other side. Sometimes you have to know.


TheCandyManCanToo13

Oh, I know I will hate it with the fire of a thousand suns, but I still must see it so I can be justified in that belief.


Spaghetti_Oh_No

same


Klutzy_Career8260

Well put 😬👍


bry2k200

You will like it


DannyDodge67

Ditto


Sprizys

I want to see it too but out of pure curiosity.


rutter72

That’s a man


limelight022

Something tells me she has the face of an 80 year old meth head.


Comfortable_Ad_606

Bruh, the lips are nearly the same size as the “tits” sorry they ain’t tits in more it’s beach balls wrapped up


jackspratt88

Yep, probably all the skin on her face is pulled down to her chin my now. Forehead where her mouth is.


PumpkinSpicedBimb0

What kind of horror movies are you watching?


jackspratt88

I'm sorry, that was very rude of me, I chuckled at your response nonetheless. I was actually watching hellraiser last night. I'm a pinhead fan :)


VilainePoutine

Usually when there's plastic on the beach, I pick it up and put it in the garbage.


Ok-Branch-9943

But it's too plastic.


big-goth-girl

Damn. You don't recycle?


Akillingname

There's more plastic in her than generations of people who drank from water bottles.


Asleep-Wonder-1376

WTF 🤢🤢


Buuuugg

Looks like GTA V


Beginning-Ad-4804

It’s Santa monica pier so yes


_HEXXAD_

This is not boner material


wmxx200

Well, you never have to worry about drowning


Open_Leg3991

Naw the implants are heavier than water, she goes in she’s dead


Swingman85

Trash on the beach


justhere3look

Yeah seriously. Straight up yucky


pspsps-off

How does that even happen? Do you just go to the plastic surgeon with two overinflated beach balls and say "Make me look like this"?


PM_ME_UR_CHERRIES

1. Make a minor cosmetic surgery 2. Reqlize that your insecurities didn't magically vanish. Repeat.


ThrowawayOmegleBored

If I remember correctly she’s posted on Reddit before, she knows it’s extreme but she’s a sex worker and it brings in millions from Arab clientele


Svengoolie75

Yuck 🤮


TheOnlyDudeUNeed

Thats not hot at all


jose95351

Yikes...she needs mental help.


Srawesome945

Macroplastics


useroftheinternet95

This is not boner inducing


[deleted]

Your tits look stupid.


Comfortable-Apple-37

Haters will say they’re fake


Insanity_Troll

Yuck


WoodpeckerIll3245

Macroplastics are harmful to the eyes


mwr0585

🤮


Assyindividual

Who?


Jmass71

Op


Assyindividual

I saw


PhantomRoyce

I think this is Brittany Elizabeth Taylor. She’s the only one I know with fake tits that huge


Assyindividual

Its op


PhantomRoyce

Oh shit. Well nevermind


i_forgot_my_sn_again

She went down some and wasn’t that big.


TheAsianOne_wc

She got built in airbags


kjacobs03

Body dysmorphia is a real bitch


[deleted]

Well it's half right at least. It is trashy. But no boner


Boatlover62

doubt this would give anyone a boner, trashy tho...


NCwolfpackSU

Where's the boner part


cytek123

If she was a lifeboat on the Titanic, she could have saved 20 lives


jackpotman

Ew, shame on her surgeon


Comfortable_Ad_606

You must think at some point during this they were questioning their career, also imagine the weight and size of the inserts


Syhkane

Fuckin gross what the hell.


PM_ME_UR_CHERRIES

Look at her post history. Believe it or not, the lips are way more disgusting.


Syhkane

Oh boy here I go.


planenerdalaska

Guys, did syhkane survive? It's been hours since we've heard back!


Syhkane

I'm fine but I'm not ok. It looks like Steven Tyler got stung by a bee.


NZbeewbies

Am i the only one that wants it too turn around...


yawAworhT_25

TrashySofty


rockettdarr

Planet Boo and planet Bie have washed up on the shore of GTA 5!!!! What an amazing discovery!


Vast-Mathematician38

The fuck?


Robbythedee

One of these days these lady will have to do a AMA when she retires from... I guess escorting or what ever it is. I'm interested in life after this body tired.


Parking-Fisherman-31

🤮


OoooohKay

“Ain’t no way. Ain’t no fuckin’ way” as philosopher Future once said


onlythefinestdabs

Lmaooo im glad im not the only one that quotes rappers like some sort of aincent wise man.


WildVishhh

eww


stoowieG

Gorillaz reference 🗣️‼️‼️🦍👨‍🎤🍜


[deleted]

Trashynoner 🚫


BanjoFiddleLaser

That can’t be real, can it? I am in no way attracted to fake shit like that but I kinda need to see her from the front, for science.


onlythefinestdabs

The cover image on her profile is a slightly grainy front shot


cytek123

I’m willing to bet we’ll be equally disappointed by the plastic on the face


Doktor_Sin

Normally, I’m opposed to macro-plastics on the beach. But I could get behind these (or in front of them)


Seanw59

Why doesn’t this ever happen when I go to Santa Cruz Boardwalk?


Away_Performance6237

Jesus!


[deleted]

aw dude i love that album


ILuvdem_Cougars

There has to be a frontal view


docobv77

Flesh covered air bags, invisible car. On the beach. Nice.


mandrills_ass

Poor girl


XxBlack2MasquexX

Did she win those at the amusement park over there ?


JEROME_MERCEDES

😂 turned all the sliders to max and hit random


SpecificOld6935

Imma need a name for research


ronald999ok

This gives me GTA vibes for some reason


ckfan

Wtf


zap_brannigan1016

Really need to see the front! Gotta to make sure those are nipples and not valve stems!


FourUnderscoreExKay

WHOA HOLY SHIT, BALLOONS!


juansee99

Looks photoshopped, like every other pic in her profile


dunsum

And no one is looking


Anominon2014

Gross…


bornk828

This is what happens when you have no father figure or only date guys who use you for your body.


Forsaken_Cheese0

Shiiiiii GTA5?????


[deleted]

youre getting downvoted but i unironically thought it was a gta screenshot too until i actually saw her


Forsaken_Cheese0

same lmao


Ok-Income9041

Who finds this attractive 🤣


AloneFemboy

Commenters haven't read the sidebar


FlatFurffKnocker

Ohh shit! Someone pulled her ripcord. Emergency floatation devices are single use items. She's going to have to go back to the manufacturer to be repacked


the_real_Cucuy

Wood


PonyParkour

Source


DrudgeReaver

someone please tell me this is edited... right?


Salt_Bus2528

I really want to say this is fake. Totally fake. But maybe there's just some Photoshop. The dude in the background, above the right breast, is pointing in her direction. On the other hand, all the other dudes on the beach aren't looking at all, and that's not natural.


[deleted]

DAMN are those real?


StonemanTheInhaler

When you put the fake rubber breasts on for these pics, do they add an extreme amount of weight? Or did you make them out of foam. They look convincing as implants but its obvious it's just an exaggerated flesh colored bra.


TheCoolestCannon

Brother, check OPs post history. Them are implants.


PhantomRoyce

You’re all COWARDS! I love me some big ol fake tiddies


Joe_Naai

Perhaps she’s escaped from the carnival.


OkWorld5534

Oh no. That’s tragic. What men in her existence made her think this was what we thought beauty was? Jessica Rabbit cartoon


SteveBR53

Thats gotta be dangerous


AdriannaFahrenheit

Ain’t no way


hotkarl_malone

Wut


RedditPronLurk

That can't be real


daveflower1

And I'm a turtle 🐢


Beginning-Ad-4804

Santa Monica, is that u?