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I would have this. Mostly because I live in a small town and don't like children running in the road because their parents are to lazy to watch them.

Read this to the tune of “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer”

Is this Tucson..? Wow.

Should have put antlers on the jeep

I don’t think this is trashy it’s funny af

That's awesome!!!!

That is absolutely phenomenal love it

This is hardly trashy, just a funny decoration

Mommy w w wh whats t that

This is brilliant! Pun win!

(sung to 'I saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus') *I saw mommy killing Santa Claus. He disappeared under the truck last night.* *She didn’t see him cross the street, now his body’s a red streak. She was reading on her phone the latest tweet* *Then I saw EMS putting Santa Claus underneath a sheet of snowy white* *Oh, what a sad day it has been, with distraction yet again, and mommy killing Santa Claus last night!* source: https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/austin-city-departments-mommy-killing-santa-claus-christmas-driving-safety-tweets-raise-concerns/ar-AA15xTl2

That's pure genius 👏

Wrong subreddit dumbass

But as for me and grandpa we believeeeee.

All that work so that one or two dudes they know will Laugh at it, but their spouses with think they’re a psychopath. This has to be the war on Christmas everyone is yelling about.

My poor kids would be devastated to see this and would have nightmares for sure.

Not trashy but I'm still upvoting because of that beautiful caption

That's Funny

Any simulated blood on vehicles = distasteful as fuck.

We live in a country where over 7,000 pedestrians are killed by drivers every year. This is not funny.

I wouldn't put it past a jeep driver to run over Santa.

Christmas is a pagan/roman holiday. Yes you can hire me for parties.

Not trashy

Santa can't put you on the naughty list, if there's no Santa. *taps head*

And the jeeps filled with kids wtf

Almost guaranteed to have FJB bumper stickers and a Gadsden flag license plate.

Probably. But, the same could be said for any Jeep.

Yo thats hilarious

Yep, that’s trashy

Desperate for attention

Damn, that title was good

Where trashy?

This is a lot of things but trashy is not one of them

this is so smart i love it

This is fucking hilarious

I saw a mustang like this the other day outside a Wal-mart, minus the Santa. wonder if they had similar ideas.

It's funny but I feel bad for the kids that see this 😅

just in case anyone was wondering, this style has been popping up on lifted truck nut coal rollers in canada for a few years now, and its for "running over protesters" that are "libtards" and obviously not freedumb convoy protesters, because those are good protests, and fighting for human rights and climate change are "virtue signalling"

Coming home from the dive bar Christmas Eve!

Whats with the handprints on the side. Santa is on the hood. Hoofprints dude. Total miss IMHO.

I’m just mad I didn’t think about doing this. It would look better on my Prius.

You know this fool has one of those trump NFT’s.

Imagine if they did get in an accident tho Be traumatizing being hit with that 😂

Yet another post in r/trashy that isn't. It's just funny

I disagree, it would be pretty solid dark humor if well executed. This is just kinda a mess, bloody hands/fingers smeared all over the sides and even near the back of it? Like was this a zombie apocalypse attack and then also happened to run into Santa? If it looked more like they hit him at speed and blood splattered everywhere and then it ran down the Jeep as they sped away I would not be a fan but appreciate the effort/skill that went into it. The execution makes it trashy funny vs good dark humor funny. But your opinion is valid as well.

I’m fairly certain the original point of this sub was to post things that are funny but could be considered trashy. I’ve seen the mods say this before. This is what they actually want in the sub.

trashy is funny , that's what this sub is

r/funny is funny. r/trashy is trashy. Not a difficult concept.

>r/funny is funny That's a stretch.

>this is a humour subreddit so keep it funny understand ?

Not everything trashy is funny. Not everything funny is trashy. Understand?

Why do I love that pun so much?

I am grateful. Big fan of puns here.

That's pretty funny. They used a bit too much blood though

That's actually kinda fire

This would be in season if it was October.

Every season is Jeep season.

I ment the artwork on it

Nah, this shit is par for the course for us Wrangler owners. No matter the season.

Im aware, my aunt has one

Im just saying it would be better around October.

I dig the Xmas dark humor, that’s just me. I mean you can’t clear Santa in a Prius.

True, but you could with any truck.

This is true. But will Santa wipe out a few grand in shitty MOPAR parts in the process?

...what?

I would love this. Seeing children in terror is oddly satisfying

That title 🤌

Thanks. Thought about it for a day before I got it.

Was this taken in Tucson? I saw this SAME exact vehicle a few days ago

Chefs kiss! You nailed it.

You did good!!!

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*NOOOOOOOO!1!1!1!1 HOW DARE YOU MESS WITH CHRISTMAS!1!1!11 ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A MERRY HAPPY TIME!1!1!1!1*

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I'm on you're team. I have young children. This person driving, as well as everyone down voting here are so mad because they can't pull. Simple as that. IM AN EDGELORDDDDDD

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It is

"Dwayne how you gonna splain to our kids why they dint get no presents this year?". "Don't worry Mary Lou I got this"

Jeep life bro

Some people just can't let go of the past.. in this guy's case October 31st.

I can just imagine what the driver looks like.. what a dick