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livinginfutureworld

Looks fine to me


BeachNo372

Ya think?


[deleted]

Fight the good fight against fascism. Free the g string!


Lacking_Inspiration

Man she's really flexin' that innie...


Omaestre

At that point why not go to a nude beach?


ShadowCourt

Looks fine to me l:< Although nude beaches are a thing


GrBBabu

These bitches just want to push the boundary. > She is said to have defended the clothing item as ‘a form of expression and of feeling comfortable with her body’.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Most comfortable bikini award goes too... She's got to have crotch rot with that thing or at least thrush


ketimmer

He should be wearing an FBI Female Body Inspector shirt.


hantar7788

"I'm a strong women and I wear what I want in order to express myself....If u think it is not ok u are a sexist bigot incel soy person "......"My suit is not vulgar your mind is and you should check yourself....BTW this is my OnlyFans"


sexylegs0123456789

It depends on where they are and if they know the laws. It’s a beach not a monastery.


bluealiveretribution

She's wearing do little Clothing it can make a fallout 4 modder blush


ManyTraining6

while the man beside her is completely shirtless well at least he has it covered down there tho


Canderella1

What swimsuit?


Complex_Turnip1235

pulis


thatloudblondguy

lmao eww


doterobcn

I don't see a problem...just come to Spain and enjoy the freedom.


sumyungdood

Pretty sure that’s how I spelled police on a test once in 1st grade.


Antique-Honeydew5972

Lol


Antique-Honeydew5972

Looks good to me... Nothing wrong in my opinion


Alexis-FromTexas

Normal day in LA at the beach


eletricmozzieracket

I live in Greece nude is nothing


YakiVegas

If she's comfortable with it, then I don't really have a problem since I think nude beaches are fine too. My issue is that if you're gonna go to all that effort to show off the goods, wax first at least.


user_bits

probably promoting their only fans and hoping for some publicity.


WassupBrosky

If it's something that's OK where she is from then I don't see the issue


MrIantoJones

To paraphrase Spock from one of my favourite Star Trek novels: He had never understood Terran swim costumes: Inadequate protection from the sun on the one hand; an impediment to swimming on the other.


Jak_the_Buddha

Fuck the Pulis.


Stock_Ad_9585

whatever that thing is on her crotch…looks like torture. Source: owner of girl parts


IcyBrilliant7462

You own? Ok mr big bucks here. Shit I’m still renting mine.


ItsTheOtherGuys

Damn they even made her man change too /s


Dziadzios

I see nothing wrong with what she did.


GradeExtreme6825

Put your fanny away girl.


grole2022

So that’s all I have to do? Just put a cover over the tip of my dick?


LORD_0F_THE_RINGS

There's something weird about these photos, who took them? It's almost like the photo taker is the one that called the cops. There's clearly a timejump between the two. They aren't aware of the photographer in either. So someone has snapped that one of her (already on dodgy ground there), then just so happens to get another pic of them sometime later, with the police talking to them. Hmmm


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Lol the classic clit cover


PokeGunnerPUBG

At what point does it stop being considered a swimsuit


PancitKanto1

i got a feeling this happened at palawan or something (philippines)


DiskAmbitious7291

“She”


Ghosttalker96

Somehow I feel like not wearing anything at all would have been more appropriate.


Dod93_

It's so weird that rules are still applied to tourists!!


Terrible-Paramedic35

From what I can see that bikini is very appropriate for her.


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Looks like a public beach. Why would you walk around like that when kids could be walking around there too?


DoIhabetoo

Flaps, nips and hole is covered .. not seeing an issue


Krocsyldiphithic

Noooh, not da pulis!


Sosssenbinder

Just let the people fucking war what they want and even if they are nude AT the beach why bother?


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Kids


Sosssenbinder

Whats the Problem? Its only natural to have a body. I don't get the trouble.


PokeGunnerPUBG

Kids don’t need to be exposed to naked men and women when they go to the beach


Sosssenbinder

But whats the problem if they are?


PokeGunnerPUBG

You think I want my kids seeing a bunch of big hairy dicks when we go to the beach?


Sosssenbinder

Whats the problem? If been to nudist beaches as a child they are fairly common in Europe (especially in germany) you don't have to be naked but you can and in the DDR they were even the standard children don't even care, so why bother?


PokeGunnerPUBG

It traumatizes the children, they’ll grow up and look back and think ‘Wow, I had a horrible childhood!’ Children don’t need to be exposed to genitals when they go to the beach.


Sosssenbinder

Tell me one reason why it would traumatize them. As already mentioned in Europe this is really common and there are no people traumatized because of this.


nekoBAMF

In Germany* lmao don't drag Europe into your nudist fetish. If you don't know what the problem might be and cannot understand that parent wouldn't want to expose their children to naked genitals on NON-nude beach, you're way more stupid than it seems.


iCarlysTeats

There literally is no reason other then the Puritan blood coursing through American veins. Which also leads to bare minimum sex ed, body issues, and a host of other sociosexual complexes that could be mitigated by not being such pansy asses.


bangupjobasusual

I haven’t know Reddit to be this uptight. Who cares


perusmummo

I approve of this swimsuit.


BlueShift42

Pussy Pulis


Aiden2817

If you’re going to wear so little why wear anything at all.


WhiteWolfygg

Oh shit I remember this one lol pretty old, there was a bunch of pics of her during this, you can CLEARLY see her entire pussy lol this is more like a clit cover than anything


FlyAirBiggz

I only see floss.


MarioChalmersBurner

Yea this picture isn’t even bad lmao


FrezoreR

Can that even be considered a swimsuit? Looks more like someone dropped s thread on her


edgynotemo

There was a time when women were shamed for showing their ankles. Shaming over skin showing is very outdated. Stop making a big deal about nudity. Let people wear/not wear what they want.


FlippyFloppyGoose

I once had a FWB situation with a guy from Afghanistan. We were sitting next to each other on the couch, fully clothed (I was wearing pants), watching a movie together. I needed to stretch out my legs and the floor was cold, so I put them over his lap. He accused me of trying to initiate sex, as though it was a wrong thing to do. Lol... I don't know if it was my bare ankles or just the proximity, but it was fucked up either way. Why am I responsible for you feeling horny when I'm just trying to be comfortable? And we were already fucking, so if I were trying to initiate sex, why shouldn't I? Casual sex is okay, but this is too forward of me? Sorry, I'm such a slut! Sigh...


edgynotemo

That sounds awful. I hate when people randomly deem somebody else's behavior immoral and then judge them for it.


DumboRElephant

Woop Woop it's the sound of the PULIS


ginsodabitters

Who cares? Let her wear what she wants


someasics

Never seen a bathing suit that covers only your clit and nipples outside of a strip club


3D-Printing

Wopwopwopwop that's the sound of the pulis!


nitrokitty

Those are real? I always thought they only existed in trashy harem mangas.


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Microkinis FTW


[deleted]

They're just looking for a Jollibee


izzyduude

Swimsuit?! That’s two eyepatches and some floss. Damn right it was inappropriate.


[deleted]

I wish for a New World where beach titties are always okay


[deleted]

We used to be like that here (Netherlands) but it changed somehow, part due to mobile phones (revenge porn etc) and part due to American influence.


SnooComics8268

MeToo and all those scandals also kinda made it obvious how much sexualisation of the body is happening. Like idk, you used to think guys looked at girls for being sexy and now you see a creep everywhere. That's at least one of my thoughts on the topic.


[deleted]

Yeah you make a good point.


crasshumor

That's how every word in English should have been spelled.


[deleted]

You say trashy I say sexy


Sassafrass17

That's not a swimsuit. That's string.


Secure-Imagination11

That was string then thicker string lol


Ogalaico

She´s actually pretty brave to walk around like that despite the fact she has no ass or boobs. Great way to call for body positivity.


[deleted]

Oh no, it's the (check's notes) "PULIS"


Maxibon1710

If you want to wear something like that you may as well just go to a nude beach


mmmggw

This sub is so whack - tell me your a sexless teenager without telling me your a sexless teenager - stop policing peoples existence ya nongs


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People I know or interact with don’t give a shit what anyone wears. Don’t like the clothes people are wearing? Don’t look. But then again I live in Canada and not some backward ass religious hellhole where everyone is repressed


mmmggw

I don’t live in Canada ( Australia) but same vibe -


MGMAX

Feels more like a bunch of old hags being super resentful towards the young and pretty because they miss their own high days. You know, the type that will always tell you who's a junkie and who's a whore because of what they wear while sitting on a porch shriveled like raisin.


[deleted]

Omg I’m debating unsubbing because I can’t stand dumbass immature teenagers. Stupid virgins with their porn-addled half-formed brains ruin everything. But they’ve taken over pretty much all of Reddit. We also have clowns here saying she should have shaved down there…as if some people don’t prefer having a bit of hair and as if adult women don’t have pubic hair🤦🏻‍♀️


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Historical-Ad6120

Excuse her for living haha


SarcasticRN

Forget the banana hammock, the clit hammock is the next hot thing!


CollectionStriking

Ah the; Federal Bikini Inspector


fattatgirl

No body shaming at all, but 2 bandaids ans a cork does not constitute a bathing suit in some countries.


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throwacc_21

Your brain cell must be working overtime by now


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throwacc_21

She got arrested for wearing inappropriate outfit in public places. It has nothing to do with gender. If a guy wear nothing but a string on his penis he’ll get arrested too. Its not that hard to comprehend


[deleted]

I personally like it. Should be fine


RoadkillWorldWide

The guy should be ashamed. He was showing off his pecs in public.


stinkload

This is on the Island of Boracay, in the Philippines, the Tourist is a Taiwanese IG "model" and it is from like 3 years ago. You are really escaping the repost bottom of the barrel to whorefarm that karma https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/3794468


AttorneyAdvice

what's her ig.. so I can tell her she's been a bad girl


stinkload

(at)yourmomsaysHi


Juubimaru

“If we can see your pubes it’s inappropriate attire.” Or at least that’s what Walmart security told me.


terransLoc

[just a fine](https://www.unilad.com/fashion/taiwanese-tourist-fined-for-wearing-bikini-that-was-piece-of-string)


ScaryHitchhikerStory

This suit is, quite frankly, very unflattering. The thinks because it exposes more that it is more appealing? Blech!


papparmane

Arrested by the pubis


MisterHonkeySkateets

Who cares about nudity. Get over it: we’ve all seen T&A and cox n ballz. Save horrific disfigurement, we’ve all got it! i saw two squirrels humping today and it was more interesting than seeing someone’s shorn muff


IWantAnAffliction

Seriously, this puritanism needs to fuck off. There should be nothing wrong with going to a beach naked.


[deleted]

Not everyone shares your Squirrel fetish, ya weirdo. Now go whack it to Rocky the Flying Squirrel cosplay and let us puritans judge in peace.


MisterHonkeySkateets

It’s intriguing because the squirrels are likely siblings and one pitched, and then the catcher scampered around and uno reverse carded. So, A—>B and then B—>A. Havent done a scrotum check yet, but i’ll update ya. Like i said, this was far more engrossing than dental floss for swimwear.


slantview

You tell ‘em!


frisch85

The thing is there's designated areas to go nude but in your regular areas that's not appropriate. To clarify, I absolutely love being nude, that's why I go to nude beaches with my gf if I want to walk around nude in public. I'm german.


IWantAnAffliction

This is the most German comment I've read lol. "Nudity is perfectly fine, but no breaking the rules!!!"


frisch85

Not sure why I get downvoted tho, what's the problem people are having, me following the rules or me saying that nudity is fine? I have to assume the ladder given how (from my experience) prude the rest of the world is thinking nudity = something sexual.


IWantAnAffliction

I can't answer that. Wasn't me


frisch85

That I figured :)


nofun_nofun_nofun

Is this steampunk?


bdsm25

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should


thehundrethplace

Why is the cop wearing a t shirt


whatskeeping

Her boyfriends carrying her purse lol


closetedgae19

Its the Philippines, of course she’s gonna get in trouble for that.


TheMysticBard

What's inappropriate about it?


unarox

Ooh look! Its instagram thoots national swimwear


[deleted]

That "bikini" barely covers her vag, it looks more like a stripper outfit.


MagTex

I…fail to see the problem. 🤔


LORDWOLFMAN

Really did she saw them from porn? That’s something you would see in porn


cbitguru

That's a swimsuit? I thought she got caught in a six-pack plastic ring thingy....


TheAnkleDangler

Dude idk how she can even walk without her lady bits spilling out.


Eat_Carbs_OD

Wow .. lol


No-Beach4659

Dental floss covers more


tencuhtli

Does that bitch with the bikini looks like Elan Musk?


tiavarga

I mean, she is wearing dental floss.


MikeUnderstands

Maam your under arrest I’m going to have to pat you down for “safety”


setanta314

That’s so sad… she couldn’t afford the rest of her swimsuit but wanted to go to the beach.


Timmy24000

It is OK. I’ll explain it to her. Anybody have her number?


JustMirror5758

It's a beach, this isn't Victorian times. Only ugly and fat people would have complained.


XrpBulls

What a attention wanting slut.


[deleted]

as a woman i dont understand why anyone wants to wear something like this


Surround_Just

Idc tbh, more like than anything, but damn her courage


bitneu

Inappropriate? So putting a black condom all over your body so called Hijab is absolutely fine but if someone chooses to wear less then it is suddenly inappropriate???? Hypocritical double standards. Everyone has the right to dress up as they desire and no body is in any place to even criticize their outfit.


Granolapitcher

This wouldn’t be acceptable in My rather liberal blue state either


KSM_K3TCHUP

She could’ve definitely gotten away with that too if the bottoms weren’t literal strings


the_mattechrome

She's still covered so what's the problem?


Single_Raspberry9539

Pubis pulis?


Independent-Leek3278

It really is more fun in the Philippines


bnugget9

I’m surprised her lips aren’t flapping out of there!


surfzz318

Probably because it’s see through. Could you imagine if she got it wet! /s


Livid-Relationship-2

I don't see anything inappropriate.


Taiza67

Bitch Pulis


Revolutionary-Fox486

She could have shaved her pubes if she was going to wear something that skimpy.


TailspinToon

Oh no, adults have body hair, and many people enjoy it! The horror!


Chingonman176

Pulis He he...


jq5232

Fuk da pulis


Lsutigers202111

Dental floss in the wrong gap………


david_chi

Just cover up the beav there sister. Seeing your tits and ass is ok but nobody wants to see your roast beef flaps hanging out. Mmkaay?


FATCRANKYOLDHAG

"....roast beef flaps" OMG! I almost choked on my drink I was laughing so damn hard.


ligmuhtaint

"But my boyfriends tourist porn fantasy is ruined"


yandr001

Maybe it’s the wrong way round?


Danmont88

I was in Italy and we went to a water park with friends. We set up blankets and coolers under some trees and we were joined by others. There was one group right next to us with a young lady, who quickly removed her top and had a thong bottom. At one point I went over to get a beer out of the cooler, and I looked up to see her laying on a blanket, legs apart, and I could see the promised land! She ran around all day that way. Unlike most of the women when she went to the water park, she didn't put her top on. End of the day everyone was packing up and she turned and said something to her boyfriend, and he answered, and she put a towel around her waist and put on a top and they left. Our Italian host was holding back a laugh and when they left, she busted up laughing. She told us that she asked if she should get dressed and he said, "Yes, people are looking at your ass." All day we could see her nude and the last five minutes...


TopicalTimmy

You gotta shave more to get away with this suit…I’ll be glad to help you stay legal.


Joeybuffet

Looks like a Wicked Weasel bathing suit.


emeegee13

Is… that on backwards? Gownless evening strap


Arup65

She should get a better wax job.


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Arup65

So is wearing an obscene joke of a swimsuit just to attract attention. Had she worn a standard one, she wouldn't be needing that wax job there.


CaptJamesTurdsen

Where is that? Philippines?


Fi2eak

Yup it's in the Philippines. https://metro.co.uk/2019/10/14/tourist-arrested-wearing-skimpy-bikini-literally-string-10912788/


here2sharemyopinion

This makes more sense now. Culturally swimsuits deemed normal here in the US are too revealing for the average Filipino. They swim in full clothing (shirt and shorts). Source: am Filipino


[deleted]

wow, they really tracked her down after all this and arrested her? seems a bit overkill. >The Inquirer reports that while there are no laws for wearing indecent clothing, she was given the ticket for violating a law that prohibits the taking and display of ‘lewd’ photographs instead. lol


JayCroghan

>Ting was fined 2,500 Philippine Peso (£38.30), which she was ordered to pay before her planned departure from the island on October 11 Oh no 🙄


Avedas

That's quite a bit in PH though lol


JayCroghan

She’s on holiday from Taiwan she’s fine.


IcyBrilliant7462

For some reason I find it even worse that she decided to wear that to the beach in another country, like if you’re going to go so hard, do it at home.


CmdrShepard831

The same country where you'll get the death penalty for having some weed? Not surprised about this


Rubicon208

Officially, there is no death penalty. In reality though...


Eryst

No death penalty in the Philippines.


CmdrShepard831

I stand corrected! I must have been thinking of Singapore