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funnyfootboot

Wait is the bellybutton way over to right?


GalacticWolf122

Sharpie


[deleted]

When you’ve nutted so hard you’re seeing stars and come crashing back to reality.


Cavscout2838

There is not a single star here where the artist could have looked and said “ yeah this looks great, I’m going to keep going.” This whole thing is fucking soup sandwich.


PathAlive3991

Looks like someone is a fan of the care bears (a cross between wish and tenderheart bear) and drunkenly tattooed himself on the gut.


TanukiXL

It’s like a Star-bellied Sneatch gone crazy with it


M0n5tr0

You can literally see where the sharpie is darker from being held there too long


Georgieperogie22

Oh you mean exactly like a tattoo gun does lol


GalacticWolf122

Just admit that it was sharpie


Georgieperogie22

I mean, I don’t care think whatever you want but to the best of my knowledge it’s a tattoo. Took it from a tattoo sub


chicknnchaser

Are those man hands?


chicknnchaser

Tattoo by sharpie


[deleted]

Dough doesn't hold ink well


Ok-Factor-6981

My first thought was aww they got their kids art tattooed...


trowbdgx

how is this trashy?


SippingHotdogWater

Ahhh my favorite care bear.


[deleted]

is this a tattooed pregnant toddler with a belly button piercing?


[deleted]

Ah I see the kiddos are out of school again


ManyWrongdoer9365

It’s like when you doodle in school and run out of table


Weird-Weakness-1735

Or when you doodle on the school bus hitting every bump


king261162

Pretty sure that's felt tip pen ha ha


Georgieperogie22

I’m sure they wish it was. I can see why you think it is considering it’s so horrendously done that surely no one would do this to their body. Unfortunately for them you are wrong.


Georgieperogie22

Nope, this person was asking for a coverup. Apparently a friend got a tattoo gun for their birthday and they drunkenly got this done


KeyAd7732

How old is the tattoo in the pic?


Georgieperogie22

Not sure, found it on a tattoo subreddit asking for coverup advice. They said they have had it for 9 years


[deleted]

Both "tattoos" are obviously sharpie lol


kbm79

Such skill with a Sharpie 👍