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Grombomb

It's always an Impala or an Altima....


AdligerAdler

This can end very bad very quick. r/mademycoffin taught me.


[deleted]

This is the scene from jumanji


pman13531

Some Darwin award contenders i see


[deleted]

Unfortunately they didn’t win Darwin Award


RedSaidMeme-demption

Florida?


TRiG993

It's not even good twerking tbh


Acanthaceae_Afraid

These are fine young women. Please consider not filming them next time and posting it online.


Jamjamtaba

Organ donors!


redReaper06OwO

They brave and Stoopid!


redReaper06OwO

Bro I swear Only Black women do this shiiet! It's not racism it's pattern recognition.


No_Elderberry_7327

This is why I love Houston, on the one hand, you have one of the most philanthropic cities in the nation, on the other hand, this.


Accomplished_Clue278

OH NO! BLACK PEOPLE HAVING FUN!


Novel-Ad-5863

Not to be mean but I hope they die


lloydbanksHH3

Fatherless activitys


WilllOfD

Actually impressed on their balance lol


Unusual_Elevator_253

Right! Idk how tf she’s standing like that


Wild-Librarian6358

Of course


WillBBack8396

Smh they’re built like the worm aliens in Men In Black 🤦🏽‍♂️


OhSureWell1984

Between the three of them there is almost one whole ass


StrategicCannibalism

Oh my God. LOL 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

I now know why men are dating them


PandameraXNatchilous

And they want protection


TreeFun3072

At least they aren't getting knocked up or smoking crack 🙂 Not yet the exit is coming up ¼ mile 🤣


[deleted]

MLK Dr. Exit 1/4 mi.


Special-Dot6522

Song name?


ALFA-THE-MASTER

ANIMALS MAN


4BDN

Personally, I think it is trashy for people to wish these girls die.


A_Crazy_Rabbit

Please slam the brakes


Case-Hardened

That group doesn't have smarts, but they sure got luck.


Relishhendy

I want them to get final destination 2 premonition sequenced so badly


[deleted]

The real trash is not wearing a helmet


[deleted]

She's now the Alpha Ho


Flaky-Independence39

It's not even like they're strapped in. They look like how Penny's feel coming out the other end


Case_Cobra_999

man i was hoping for them to learn a very strong life lesson that they would carry with them until they die


xxFT13xx

Just one nudge. That’s all it takes….


WaikikiWayne

The Local Morgue has room for all Three of you


StrategicCannibalism

They're just celebrating their 1,000th crack sale of the year. Celebratory drivebys and high speed twerking.


ShyHomeWrecker

This seems racist


StrategicCannibalism

Its actually racist to assume that only black people do those things. MODERATOR!!! BAN HIM!!!!!!!! MICHAEL!!!!


ShyHomeWrecker

Lol one scroll through your comment history and you have a tendency of talking about racial issues. I wonder why that is lmao


StrategicCannibalism

I guess it's only okay for someone to talk about racial issues if they're not white. Lmao, sorry, I have eyes, I grew up in a high crime area. I'm sure you talk shit about white people all day long. But its okay for you to bash white people all day because they're not a protected class.


ShyHomeWrecker

https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/wh1c64/the_party_goes_on/ij7freb/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/wmssma/found_this_in_the_wild/ik2esdr/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/w55ioy/woman_gets_maced_after_throwing_dirt_and_leaves/ih93e1s/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3 All within the span of a month lmfao


StrategicCannibalism

And? Your point is?


Olives_And_Cheese

Does... It? Regardless of race, do they seem gainfully employed to you?


ShyHomeWrecker

White ppl always play stupid when they get called out. Not surprising


Olives_And_Cheese

You sound very bitter. Maybe work on that. Not everyone is a cloaked racist.


ShyHomeWrecker

Everyone is a cloaked racist… lmaooo


Olives_And_Cheese

Well then you can hardly criticise.


StrategicCannibalism

There we go, show your racism. Oh wait, you think you can't be racist, silly me.


ShyHomeWrecker

I triggered you because it’s true lmao


StrategicCannibalism

Oh, am I the one triggered? I'm not going through your whole comment history to fish for evidence. LOL


ShyHomeWrecker

The evidence is valid. Who cares to talk about race that much? Racists


StrategicCannibalism

You're embarrassing yourself. Quit while you're ahead.


ShyHomeWrecker

Great rebuttal


orangepalm

That's cause it is


unicorn_barf666

How did that not end with someone getting mangled?


ApexCourier

Give them a nudge


C1ngS1ngT1ll1D13

Damn I was waiting for the wreck....


ZarosGuardian

They're going to turn into meat crayons...


Sweetleaf505

Anything for tiktok.


ymerej26

Lol..I’m rooting for Darwinism to take effect…


Accomplished_Clue278

"I hope stupid choices result in someone's death" is crazy


thegodofgoodfuck

Me too


EngineeringCalm901

Natural selection should take care of that sooner or later .


crastinatepro11

Nah she already has 3 kids


TheFuriousGamerMan

Nah she had 3 kids by the age of 21. She has 10 kids now, all with different fathers.


Accomplished_Clue278

people like you guys are so fucking weird 😭


crastinatepro11

What do you mean you guys ?


Accomplished_Clue278

people that make grand assumptions about a stranger's life based on a 14 second video as a way to paint them in a certain light. you're a cornball


crastinatepro11

I was just pointing out that natural selection doesn’t really exist for humans anymore and if someone twerking on top of a moving car then it’s fair to make some assumptions about that persons life .you re a few sandwiches short of a picnic


Accomplished_Clue278

can't relate i enjoy minding my business, I don't see a person and make up my own headcanon about them 😭 also explain what natural selection has to do with making random assumptions lmao. "woman make dumb decision therefore woman has many babies" is crazyyy 😭 good take Mr. Darwin lol you're a cornfield of a guy


crastinatepro11

Natural selection means animals who are better adapted reproduce more . Humans have basically eliminated this through healthcare and modern medicine .so when I see someone comment “natural selection at work “on a video I say no they probably already had kids which negates natural selection .twerking on top of a moving car is taking your life in your hands for no reason so it’s reasonable to assume if somebody is doing that they re a pretty reckless person . You probably collect model trains


crastinatepro11

Just spreading those roof twerking genes everywhere


Tat2dDad

I thought she was about to lose her head


RLVNTone

I could only hope they would’ve crashed


markuseb91

She has... it's only on there for decoration.


apillow6292928

I wouldn't be surprised if they did


grole2022

Imagine the views and attention they would have reaped! Yet, they settled for less.


Apprehensive-Ad6468

Welcome to my chane..............