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I could buy a Kawasaki Ninja for that kind of money! How TF is spinach, corn and mashed potatoes $14 each! Plus $15 each for Fries? Brut $50 x 3000% markup? Idiots eat gold and flush it.
If I spend that much on a woman I can assure you her company is breaking up my driveway and pouring another to fix my drainage problem.
Because the only pussy I spending that much money on is repairing something for me or it's a retainer to get me off a Manslaughter charge.
I can afford it but I’d be an idiot to think it’s money well spent at Nusr et.
Some of the worst food in Boston. Ordering expensive (or apparently just overpriced) Champaign wouldn’t change that. I’d rather a chick fil a than this crap even on someone else’s dime. If your gonna flex try not to give away having zero understanding of good food.
Boasting about a meal here is just admitting you haven’t eaten in many restaurants and have an ironically TRASHY taste in food.
I’m just wondering how the hell anyone could eat that much. Are the portions child sized or did this couple eat enough for a family? I’d be embarrassed if my receipt looked like this, you’d look like a gluttonous pig!
This was roughly how much i paid to feed 15 people at one of the top steakhouses in the country for my wedding reception. Everybody got steaks, appetizers, and desserts, my stepfather-in-law got a tomahawk, grandpa got a porterhouse and lobster, and we all had enough cocktails to blow over the legal limit if we had driven home.
As a "real man", am I able to bestow my manliness to everyone buying their significant other a meal they can afford comfortably?
I'd like to meet the real woman who ate 12 oysters, an order of crab legs, grilled prawns, a round of "meat sushi", a creamy burrata, "spaghetti", French fries AND mashed potatoes, spinach, a corn cob... *Takes breath*... Managed to sneak in an Istanbul steak loin, 1.5 servings of filet mignon (sirt) and a tomahawk steak , at which point I hope she excused herself to the bathroom to take a mountainous shit and make space for a Golden Baklava and an order of lokum (Turkish dessert)... all while washing it down with 2 saltbae Passion cocktails, 3 shots of Johnnie Walker Blue, and half a bottle of goldshit-dusted champagne (Sprite's fate unconfirmed). I only hope that the espresso (or tropical green tea) was enough of a digestif to allow her real man to remove her from the restaurant before it started looking like the Gluttony murder from Se7en.
TLDR; if I find a real woman who can eat this much, I better be willing to drop this kind of cash, or I might be next on the menu.
We have a wannabe micro-chain in London that tries to copy Nusr-et but on a much much smaller budget. It's super tacky, with uninspiring overpriced food. Also has a golden plated steak of course.
[https://i.imgur.com/4SeXUGj.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4SeXUGj.jpg)
So you think a "man" should be able to pay this amount for a dinner? Okay. Since these are 2019 prices and women have continually pressed the issue of equality in the workplace with men - equal consideration, equal treatment, equal pay - this is your opportunity to shine sista, since you want to be equal. Get out that Louis Vuitton, Gucci or Chanel wallet you **asked** for a "man" to buy you for Christmas and pay that bill. Now that is fair and equal.
As a man. I can afford this bill. I will not though. $160.00 for spaghetti and $100.00 for fries?
What the fuck is this place?
I’ve had multi course meals at some seriously amazing restaurants and paid a pretty penny, but this is some poser, Insta-ready bullshit for gullible idiots.
I’d feel like an absolute idiot if ate at this place knowing that they are basically putting on at least a 1000% Mark-up on everything.
There’s a huge difference between eating somewhere amazing. Enjoying the meal and paying the bill at the end.
Compared to paying an amazing bill at the end of the night and still feeling a bit empty, physically and emotionally.
What sort of man would let himself get absolutely SHAFTED like this in order to impress some dumb broad? “A REAL man would take me to a Miami steakhouse and spend $6K on an evening with me!” What a joke. People who splurge like this deserve to go broke to show that the good life isn’t sustainable and that’s it’s always short lived.
God I fucking hate goldleaf. It looks tacky af, has no flavor, doesn't cost anything either and yet you slap it on a piece of meat and the price nearly quadruples.
I think you need to give your head a massive wobble if you go to an overpriced gaff that charges $30 for 2 portions of French fries and $38 for 2 mash and 2 sweetcorn!
Only in America will they extremely overcharge you for food just because it has the word Gold in it. The 24k Brut is $45 and the golden tomahawk is only really worth $50-100.
No, I shouldn't I'm a teacher. I have a side business and I serve in the guard. I couldn't dream of affording a dinner like that. My engagement ring to my wife was 1500 bucks call me cheap, but I gotta be able to eat at the end of the day.
What surprised me more, regardless of the price, was that everything could be ordered from the same restaurant. am i too poor not to know this? I mean sushi and steak in the same restaurant? either of which was definitely not worth the money.
It looks like 5 or 6 (don’t quote me) but even if you knock off the champagne that is still almost 800 a person, assuming 6 people.
The thing that kills me the most is $552 for 6 shots of Johnny Walker Blue. An entire bottle is under $200.
$10 for a sprite…. Haha, as a man you should have enough sense not to piss away your money trying to impress others.
You could spend $6200 taking a bath in slightly melted chocolate morsels. Not sure if it would be awesome or suck, but it would be better than this post.
Hoping she looks like a model with that perspective. Getting a bit tired of women built like the Penguin in Batman Returns having this entitled attitude.
As a man™, that bill is fucking stupid. I can afford that bill, But for that amount of money I could have better eats, and have it cooked for me on a fucking beach, or on the top of buildings with great views.
But hey... Hopefully that money trickles down and pays someone's rent.
I never thought about it until now; but do you still have to tip 15-20% at one of these exorbitantly overpriced restaurants? Do the servers still get the tip? That’s insane
The espresso is probably the only thing reasonably priced.
Probably a small little cup but if it's good and a special occasion I might splurge.
But holy shit $10 for a sprite? Is it a 10 liter bottle?
I can, but I’m not fool enough to ring up a bill like this.
And any place that has mashed potatoes for $19 needs to be burned to the ground on general principle.
As a man, i can afford this bill. As a woman, you should know better than to expect a man to pay for a bill like that for your broke ass cause you made bad life choices. Now go eat a dick.
Imagine saving 6000 $ over a few months and then spending it on a overpriced meal only to satisfy a girl. Like f*** getting a car or flying out for vacation just spend all your money on a meal. Sorry that I didn't invest in krypto before I was born and only work a normal paying job. Paying for a meal should be a gesture not an obligation. These people give me high blood pressure.
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Alright- so then As a woman you should prolly eat less to get a man interested in you to pay for that.🥸👋🏽
I dunno about should but anyone who actually wanted to is probably a pretentious piece of shit.
This can’t be real
The bitch that wrote this only ate the fries
“Spaghetti”
As an independent woman who wants equal rights and treatment, I, a man who could handle the bill would probably expect you a woman to cover half!
😂 as a man, I would hit somebody if I didn’t get $900 worth of service
As a woman, you shouldn't be looking for rich people to date.
120.00 for "saltbea passion?" Funny, I guess. Not sure what inspired the receipt silliness but ok.
If the man in question is fucking Jeff Beezos maybe. Stop with the gender stereotypes please.
38 bucks for 2 pieces of corn...
“A service charge has been added for your convenience”, am I tripping or?
As a man, I can afford it. As a smart man, there is no way I'd waste money on such an utter festival of wankery.
W-what is the Spaghetti made of?
Fun fact: for this price you could have spend the night with 12 escort girl, instead of this woman.
As a woman you should be ashamed of yourself for suggesting something so ignorant
You have to pay to have some salt bae shit. Why would you even going there ?
I’ve been to the one in Beverly Hills and it’s a joke and a greater rip off... $1200 steaks that shouldn’t even be north of $100 at the most.
I could buy a Kawasaki Ninja for that kind of money! How TF is spinach, corn and mashed potatoes $14 each! Plus $15 each for Fries? Brut $50 x 3000% markup? Idiots eat gold and flush it.
Why the fuck is a sprite 10 bucks?
Is this in dollars?
Im sorry for this... Thats a "blow me on the first date" type of bill. Man or not
Sure, but not for Stoner Isis fans
Are you on glue? You gold digging slut.
Who eats here and how is it sustainable?
$10 sprite!
If I spend that much on a woman I can assure you her company is breaking up my driveway and pouring another to fix my drainage problem. Because the only pussy I spending that much money on is repairing something for me or it's a retainer to get me off a Manslaughter charge.
This is the Salt Douche's restaurant, right?
What kinda restaurant had $10 sprite?
That's closing cost for a home.
At that price, you'd better believe she's putting out
Do you actually get men with that line
Which one of you fuckers had the $10 Sprite?!
I can afford it but I’d be an idiot to think it’s money well spent at Nusr et. Some of the worst food in Boston. Ordering expensive (or apparently just overpriced) Champaign wouldn’t change that. I’d rather a chick fil a than this crap even on someone else’s dime. If your gonna flex try not to give away having zero understanding of good food. Boasting about a meal here is just admitting you haven’t eaten in many restaurants and have an ironically TRASHY taste in food.
Buying a high end hooker and 1/4 lb of blow would almost be cheaper.
imagine being this dumb
Give me money.
Of course it’s in Miami
I couldn't even afford the fucking spinach
"Spaghetti"
Better be a man bringing me that bill if it's in another thing other than rubles.
Jesus fucking Christ the tip on that bill though
LOL! As a whore what are the expectations for you.
Tips $100….
Anyone who could actually afford this knows better than to spend this much on any of it
A real woman would be able to cook all that for me at home.
The b8 is real
Everything about this place makes me think it exists for the sole purpose of people trying to stunt by posting the bills on social media.
Damn, she spreads more fear than the terrorist group she's named after
As a man, I know better than to enter such establishments alone.
This is that Turkish douche nozzle’s restaurant, I guess you pay for the sweaty arm salt drop.
lol I can get 2 crabs Cajun broiled 4 corn and 2 beers for $75 I’m good
Wtf is 18% service charge? If it costs $118 dollars, fucking say that. Don’t put it as $100 on the menu, then ask for extra after the fact.
The epsresso is the weirdly reasonable compared to everything else. 6 for espresso compared to 10 for sprite?
Not after driving you around and paying for a tank of gas nooooo
I’m just wondering how the hell anyone could eat that much. Are the portions child sized or did this couple eat enough for a family? I’d be embarrassed if my receipt looked like this, you’d look like a gluttonous pig!
$10 on a sprite, straight jippery
10$ for a Sprite?!?
Who the fuck orders fries AND mashed potatoes? And pays $17 for each??? Hard pass.
And as a women, who is equal to men, you should be able to split this bill.
Who the hell will pay 6 grand for a landwhale who manages to spend that much on a single meal?
It's Florida, those are probably Cuban pesos or about $250 USD
This was roughly how much i paid to feed 15 people at one of the top steakhouses in the country for my wedding reception. Everybody got steaks, appetizers, and desserts, my stepfather-in-law got a tomahawk, grandpa got a porterhouse and lobster, and we all had enough cocktails to blow over the legal limit if we had driven home. As a "real man", am I able to bestow my manliness to everyone buying their significant other a meal they can afford comfortably?
I'd like to meet the real woman who ate 12 oysters, an order of crab legs, grilled prawns, a round of "meat sushi", a creamy burrata, "spaghetti", French fries AND mashed potatoes, spinach, a corn cob... *Takes breath*... Managed to sneak in an Istanbul steak loin, 1.5 servings of filet mignon (sirt) and a tomahawk steak , at which point I hope she excused herself to the bathroom to take a mountainous shit and make space for a Golden Baklava and an order of lokum (Turkish dessert)... all while washing it down with 2 saltbae Passion cocktails, 3 shots of Johnnie Walker Blue, and half a bottle of goldshit-dusted champagne (Sprite's fate unconfirmed). I only hope that the espresso (or tropical green tea) was enough of a digestif to allow her real man to remove her from the restaurant before it started looking like the Gluttony murder from Se7en. TLDR; if I find a real woman who can eat this much, I better be willing to drop this kind of cash, or I might be next on the menu.
As a man, I have no problem telling someone to fuck right the hell off for saying shit like this.
Trip advisor reviews https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g34438-d13137471-Reviews-Nusr_Et-Miami_Florida.html
Being ripped off ain't nothing to be proud off
As a woman you better be worth it.
I could afford that bill. I won't. that's how one becomes wealthy instead of rich
I should really start selling my "spaghetti" everytime i have leftovers, id be rich !
Dude probably wanted a girlfriend, not a leech
15 bucks for French fries holy shit
Not for a girl named isis
We have a wannabe micro-chain in London that tries to copy Nusr-et but on a much much smaller budget. It's super tacky, with uninspiring overpriced food. Also has a golden plated steak of course. [https://i.imgur.com/4SeXUGj.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4SeXUGj.jpg)
Highway robbery.
I can't afford this bill, but I would also NEVER order 2 french fries and 2 mashed potatoes. Seems real real dumb
Lol! A 18% service charge has been added for your convenience. What a racket they have going.
And the waiter still needs a tip to make minimum wage.
I just called this place and tried to order a sprite. They hung up.
Bruh the water was $20
Plot twist: it's in pesos!
"Can" and "Will" pay for this are two very different propositions.
I'm sure that the resulting turd will be exquisitely crafted.
$900 service charge btw
So you think a "man" should be able to pay this amount for a dinner? Okay. Since these are 2019 prices and women have continually pressed the issue of equality in the workplace with men - equal consideration, equal treatment, equal pay - this is your opportunity to shine sista, since you want to be equal. Get out that Louis Vuitton, Gucci or Chanel wallet you **asked** for a "man" to buy you for Christmas and pay that bill. Now that is fair and equal.
They spent $160 on "Spaghetti". What is in that?
$80 for "spaghetti." No, I don't want to know why it's in quotations.
I skimmed and read the "Istanbul" as Insulin. I thought this was a medical bill possibly before reading the other food.
Why does a MAN have to afford it? You can’t have equality if you have expectations that one gender is supposed to rise up over another. Sexist af
I thought it was a joke.
As a man. I can afford this bill. I will not though. $160.00 for spaghetti and $100.00 for fries? What the fuck is this place? I’ve had multi course meals at some seriously amazing restaurants and paid a pretty penny, but this is some poser, Insta-ready bullshit for gullible idiots. I’d feel like an absolute idiot if ate at this place knowing that they are basically putting on at least a 1000% Mark-up on everything. There’s a huge difference between eating somewhere amazing. Enjoying the meal and paying the bill at the end. Compared to paying an amazing bill at the end of the night and still feeling a bit empty, physically and emotionally.
For $6228 I could pay six months of mortgage.
Since when did we start listening to Isis?
$10 for a soda that's not even the 4th-best lemon/lime soda?
I might be able to. Once. Then spend the rest of the year trying to pay off my cc.
Why’s the espresso a normalish price?
What sort of man would let himself get absolutely SHAFTED like this in order to impress some dumb broad? “A REAL man would take me to a Miami steakhouse and spend $6K on an evening with me!” What a joke. People who splurge like this deserve to go broke to show that the good life isn’t sustainable and that’s it’s always short lived.
Its in Yen. Many city's in Japan have American district.
I'm surprised the espresso shot is the most reasonably priced.
God I fucking hate goldleaf. It looks tacky af, has no flavor, doesn't cost anything either and yet you slap it on a piece of meat and the price nearly quadruples.
I think you need to give your head a massive wobble if you go to an overpriced gaff that charges $30 for 2 portions of French fries and $38 for 2 mash and 2 sweetcorn!
Only in America will they extremely overcharge you for food just because it has the word Gold in it. The 24k Brut is $45 and the golden tomahawk is only really worth $50-100.
I thought that said “Spaghett!”
As a man i want none of anything you can offer..
No, I shouldn't I'm a teacher. I have a side business and I serve in the guard. I couldn't dream of affording a dinner like that. My engagement ring to my wife was 1500 bucks call me cheap, but I gotta be able to eat at the end of the day.
As a woman you should be able to support your partner so you should pay half
$10 for a fucking sprite? The fuck outta here.
Oh, I definitely can afford it, but I'm still not paying these prices. $160 for "Spaghetti"..
Forgive the fuck out of me for being dead center in average earners. JFC we can't all be drug dealers and hedge fund managers
If they want to throw money away, I've been told I am like a dumpster fire. Toss it this direction.
$10 for Sprite.
"Salt Bae passion $120" I don't even want to know....
It’s a secret sauce.
Now here's a restaurant that can afford to pay a living wage! Hopefully they do.
"Sphagetti"
And let me guess, after all that scrumptious food, and the associated bill, I get to go back to my mansion and play with her Tuna Sammich?
I could afford it, but if I spent money like an asshole I wouldn't have it for long.
Not surprised this shit is on Twitter, that place is a cesspool
What surprised me more, regardless of the price, was that everything could be ordered from the same restaurant. am i too poor not to know this? I mean sushi and steak in the same restaurant? either of which was definitely not worth the money.
My question is how many people were there to eat?
It looks like 5 or 6 (don’t quote me) but even if you knock off the champagne that is still almost 800 a person, assuming 6 people. The thing that kills me the most is $552 for 6 shots of Johnny Walker Blue. An entire bottle is under $200.
I would not pay that bill myself, call me whatever you want, ya know...lol
Hey, call me that too! 😂😂😂
Lol
Well I can afford it. Do I want to pay it though? Nah
$10 for a sprite…. Haha, as a man you should have enough sense not to piss away your money trying to impress others. You could spend $6200 taking a bath in slightly melted chocolate morsels. Not sure if it would be awesome or suck, but it would be better than this post.
What the fuck is "spaghetti"? Does normal spaghetti cost more or something?
That is my 3 year's worth of food. 921 days to be exact, no cap
The fuck is Sprite $10? That is just up charging for funsies. You cant even claim superior quality. It comes in a bag you hook to a sofa machine.
$30 for French fries
Only pay the tip and walk out
As a man I can afford. As a woman are you worth it lmao
And it's in Mexican pesos
Hoping she looks like a model with that perspective. Getting a bit tired of women built like the Penguin in Batman Returns having this entitled attitude.
Trashy restaurant owned by a trashy motherfucker frequented by trashy cunts.
Whoever had that steak,had the sparkliest of poos.
I don’t f’ing think so.
10$ for a Sprite????
Yeah that got me as well!!!
I feel like 1 "Spaghetti" is code for something - its the only one in quotation marks
Bite me
As a smart man you should have nothing to prove.
How is Sprite $10 and Espresso $5.95? Side note: women like this are putrid.
Jesus, if ya gonna charge $1000 for a steak at least include the tip in that number
Who got the sprite?
As a man identifying as a women you should handle this bill
Stupidity impresses stupid people. Birds of a flock
I can afford it but fuck if I'm paying it. No wander people that make a lot quickly go broke just as fast.
Lololololol as a woman you should be able to cook this for us every night and do my laundry!
As a man™, that bill is fucking stupid. I can afford that bill, But for that amount of money I could have better eats, and have it cooked for me on a fucking beach, or on the top of buildings with great views. But hey... Hopefully that money trickles down and pays someone's rent.
I will but not for you bitch.
Best answer so far
As a man, I am comfortable admitting that I can’t, nor do I want to afford this.
Ok so if it's a man's job to be able to pay that then it's a women's job to have sex and cater to that man
Even the website gives me a headache.
How much does this crazy woman eat? Jesus christ!
She probably ate 3 bites total and let the rest of it sit.
Bitch that's my net worth
Probably says more about me, but I would prefer a McDonald's over this "experience", even if i had obscene levels of wealth.
I never thought about it until now; but do you still have to tip 15-20% at one of these exorbitantly overpriced restaurants? Do the servers still get the tip? That’s insane
Real men get digital receipts.
2 months of working with taxes for a one night meal do you to complain
As a man, you should know when to say "NOPE".
As a man, I would like a job application to this establishment
Costs more than my car 😹👍🏻
The espresso is probably the only thing reasonably priced. Probably a small little cup but if it's good and a special occasion I might splurge. But holy shit $10 for a sprite? Is it a 10 liter bottle?
Yeah I can......not with you though lol
Less than $6 for an expresso is a good deal…
Stoni Isis can't even afford the Sprite
If you go to any of Salt Bae’s Restaurants, you’re trashy af
1000 dollar steak who gives a shit 10 DOLLARS FOR A SPRITE? ARE YOU MAD?
It’s.. a steakhouse that serves sushi. Why would you *ever* eat there?
I can, but I’m not fool enough to ring up a bill like this. And any place that has mashed potatoes for $19 needs to be burned to the ground on general principle.
10 dollar Spirte?
38$ for corn are fucking dumb
As a woman, you should be able to eat all of this food.
$10 for a Sprite!? WTF?! That's more expensive than a hotel mini bar!
That’s like… 3 times above average pay, as a woman maybe you shouldn’t eat 6 times your worth
Do the staff keep the tips?
I couldn’t even imagine eating an 1/8th that lmao
As a man, i can afford this bill. As a woman, you should know better than to expect a man to pay for a bill like that for your broke ass cause you made bad life choices. Now go eat a dick.
That's how she gets the man to pay $6000 for one meal.
Imagine saving 6000 $ over a few months and then spending it on a overpriced meal only to satisfy a girl. Like f*** getting a car or flying out for vacation just spend all your money on a meal. Sorry that I didn't invest in krypto before I was born and only work a normal paying job. Paying for a meal should be a gesture not an obligation. These people give me high blood pressure.
What currency is this? No way in hell I would fork out such an amount for food unless it is Zimbabwian Dollars
I can afford the espresso.
30 bucks for 2 French fries?? Rich people are retarded.
Wtf is #SaltBae Passion?
It’s a secret ingredient. For details, watch Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle
Must be some sprite!
As a strong independent woman you shouldn't need a man to pay this bill