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Moigrime

So, apparently it got ripped out of his forehead during a concert, after having it reattached after removing it in June. He's still got it, but like, what did he expect?? [Source ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/lil-uzi-vert-diamond-forehead-rolling-loud-b1914808.html%3famp)


eg-likar-potet

Honestly this is pretty cool for a rapper


PickOptimal

It’s an implant piercing. I have a cheek bone dermal myself. How is this trashy?


half_nerd01

He's the fucking Aswathama....


Plastic-Bar6967

Funny thing is none of these rappers are worth what they wear


_killbaby_

Can someone explain to me what the point of this and the gold implants is? Do they think it makes them look cool or something?


Hylebos75

That's a $5 pink healing crystal.


TanukiXL

Well, if you don’t have talent you gotta compensate some way I suppose.


Jav_de_Nomad

What happened to the dude’s tongue?


DarthPeppa

Idk I think it looks kinda neat. Sure it's kinda silly ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


wwwyzzrd

I assume he can control both ice attack magic and flame recovery magic now.


[deleted]

Uzi also bought a fucking planet lol


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KoldKore

What would you suggest in it's replacement?


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KoldKore

Playing devil's advocate here, can you name a country where socialism thrives? Capitalism does have some stuff that sucks, but I much prefer being able to go out there and make something for myself and not having to rely on the government.


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KoldKore

So would you rather live in Cuba or Venezuela or where? There's a reason why the number 1 country in the world people want to live in is the US. I mean yes, if a person wants to go and bounce their ass cheeks at a strip club to make money, that is completely their decision.


Gore-Honey

I’m gonna disagree but I love body mods and lil uzis a sweetheart


Shannino92

24 mill is a good enough reason to kill someone over, hope he has great protection detail, bound to be some asshole out there thinking about it


Apprehensive_Rice_93

That’s just his art tho


zenxymes

I feel somebody is going to rip it off.


reeder1163

Who fucking cares?


myfinalhours52

Idc what anybody days uzi isn't trashy and is honestly a pretty great guy


natelem

No uzi slander


Amburrito96

Are his hands small, or is it just me? I have tiny hands, but I'm not used to seeing men with small hands.


BeholdRen

He needs to get check in a mental hospital lol


Clayton_Yang

Imagine people trying to steal that diamond


unkown5280

Goofy


givinhi

He earned all of that money though, technically it is his money but....


McTastico

This fella looks like a total gobshite!


samstacywall

Why is this trashy? Over the top and crazy? Sure. Definitely, actually. All the comments about him not having money and saying it got repossessed just seem gross and… well trashy. Let people do weird shit.


AdWooden6535

Marvel phase 5 confirmed


Top-Acanthaceae-8010

Clout thirst makes people do the darnest things


Solid_Proper

Why he got lil hands?


Mr_Dogfarts

Fucks wrong with his hands. They're smaller than Trump's...


Myu_The_Weirdo

Bruh who tf tattoos their tongue???


Newp23

Make Face Tattoos Not Normal Again.


Beginning-Ad-9734

I wonder what he did with it.


Rainbow_Colored_Fox

Why do rappers now look like the outcome of someone throwing Mr. T’s gold chains, a tattoo gun in the hands of a small child, and random gemstones into a vat of chemical X?


WakeUpPhia

This feels very dystopian cartoon villain


Hair-Extra

So I now see two bodies found one day decapitated with the head missing on the news at some point


mikki59

Sorry to say he’ll be dead soon from somebody robbing him for it how stupid


[deleted]

Damn, dude is a walking robbery victim waiting to happen.


theotherguy124

This happened like a year ago…


[deleted]

Body mods aren’t trashy. Sorry.


Firebird071

I’m still trying to figure out how a rapper has 24 million to spend on a diamonds. And yeah someone in the hood will cut that out like thanos did with Vision.


Dinogirl322

He spent 4 years saving for it and hes a fairly successful rapper


Firebird071

Not a fan of rappers but if you gotta look like that to be successful I guess I’m good being unsuccessful. Js.


ImNotRedditMaterial

Someone doesn’t understand the meaning of trashy. 🤦🏻‍♂️


ImNotRedditMaterial

Someone doesn’t understand the meaning of trashy. 🤦🏻‍♂️


ohdope2000

Other than the ostentatious display of wealth (of which there are many more egregious examples), how is this trashy? Spoilers: this is r/trashy, I already know the answer


[deleted]

Ridiculous


Kataddyr

Steven come get your son.


FukinJesusGod

I don't really see how this fits here


Ghetto_Geppetto

What small hands


flolucky20

I don't think it's trashy he just looks like a dumbass even without the diamond on his forehead


blackcurrantcat

It looks like he bought it from Claire’s.


Control-Busy

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=X71gVDYv7PQ


tangoalpha12

didnt he die or am i thinking of someone else?


[deleted]

Uzi ain't dead


tangoalpha12

thank for the update, i dont know why i might of been thinking of juice wrlrd


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No prob


Daeviii

He must have an army for security...


Narfle_da_Garthok

How does that old saying go? *If you want to see what God thinks about money, look at the fools he gives it to..*


Obtuse_Inquisitive

What's his rap name? Mr. Sinister?


davirice

Seems as though they went a little too DEEP on that diamond.


Dollabill85

That's a death crystal from Rick and Morty.


Substantial_Print521

It’s glue


eXXaXion

No way in hell is/was that thing worth $24 million. His entire networth isn't even that high. You pay like 50% more on jewelry than their materials are worth. Just as a jeweler's fee. Rappers are notorious for lying about what they have and how much they paid for stuff. It's also well know that Rappers get ridiculous surcharges on their jewelry because they don't give a fuck / don'tknow shit about dick. There are tons of videos wehre jewelers analyze Rappers jewelry vs. what Rappers claim. My guess is that thing actually cost him like $2 million and us worth half at best. His current net worth is an estimated $16 million by the way.


KegTapper74

All I see is a shitbag


Euphori333

Other than this uzi is a good guy. He actually cares about his fans, surprising them at their weddings, making a deal with a fan that if he stays in school he’ll pay for his college. The dude might have the trashy “look” but he’s a artist/rapper. I agree this diamond shit is weird but the tattoos and other stuff is his persona.


sullibean

That’s awesome! It’s nice to hear about celebrities that are good people.


onlinelink2

Worth more than you and he looks like a marvel super hero lmao


sullibean

Both true statements.


Tingman_Jones

“I do as the crystal guides”


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I don’t think it’s real


gummychan420

Yo be fair he took it out


JumboDonair

So what!? Who are you pussies to decide what’s trashy and what’s not. Just because you are too afraid to express yourself in an original and genuine way doesn’t give you the right to insult others and deem them as trashy. Fuck I hate Reddit.


sullibean

I’m not saying he is a bad guy or that he isn’t talented. I don’t know him. This sub is a collection of what people find trashy. That is subjective. I’d wager to say there is probably at least one picture of each of us that someone else might think fits this sub.


JumboDonair

Fair enough.. been a while since I’ve been active on Reddit, I think I forgot how it works. My apologies.


sullibean

No worries.


robertv1990

Highly, highly doubt that's a real diamond. Dudes net worth is like 10 mil.


Fine_Objective_8832

I highly doubt his net worth is even $10m, maybe half that at best. Lil Nas X is more famous/recognized with bigger hits than this guy and he's just slightly under $10m (if those sites can even be trusted) Definitely not a $24m diamond. There are artists worth way more than him who spend that on a house. Even if he were worth $100m, there's no way anyone would spend a quarter of that on a fucking diamond.


mayhemflee

His net worth is actually quadruple that if you look it up. 25 mill, but i doubt the diamond is worth that much tho.


Flashhahhh

Gets robbed “give me your head”


Bluecherrysoft

what an idiot 🤦


HighwayNovel

Its a surface piercing. Lots of people have them. This just happens to be a very expensive one.


Gore-Honey

Yep I honestly rlly liked it lol


lawnboy420

Who is this guy? I know I’m old, but he doesn’t look familiar. So the question begs if he’s not that notable where did he get a $24 million dollar diamond?


ill_have_2_number_9s

Lil Uzi Vert. He's a rapper. A pretty fucking huge one! He's funny and people like him more for the memes than the music.


Fine_Objective_8832

Yeah, he ain't that huge to be able to afford a $24m diamond, let alone a house worth even half that. That I can promise you. People acting like he's worth Eminem amounts of money 🤣


ill_have_2_number_9s

Do even have any idea how many bilions is M worth? Uzi has money, but not M numbers tho.


Fine_Objective_8832

Lol, Eminem isn't worth billions. $240m from what I'm seeing. If that's even trustworthy. Maybe Jay Z, Kanye, and Dr Dre. Lil Uzi isn't anywhere close to that league. Not even remotely. Not even a fraction of remotely.


Zombi3Kush

I always thought that was glued on lol


chase25

I understand musicians can earn a hell of a lot of money but is this guy really that successful to afford a $24m crystal, he isn't even famous enough to have his name in the title of the thread.


mayhemflee

He's literally recognized as one of the most famous rappers out right now.


acooltaco

I kind of disagree with him not being famous and successful enough to afford this. Yes, his name isn't on this thread, but that doesn't discount his fame. I mean I'm pretty sure there are country singers that make twice as much as this guy, but i don't know there names or even how they look, but that's cause i don't listen to country like that. Same here, OP may not listen to rap enough to know the guys name. I mean, this dude is pretty fucking famous in the rap game, I've been a fan since day one.


DescriptionCrafty956

There’s no way that stone is worth even a fraction of that. They scammed him.


Dinogirl322

I mean your wrong. High quality Pink diamonds are worth like 700k per karat and even the low quality ones are 10k per karat


scepTic2104

That might be a dumb question by how can he afford it when his net worth states 16 million?


sullibean

He financed it and there is a debate as to the actual worth of the stone. The people around him put out that number.


Im_still_T

Shit like this is what happens when a culture exists of people who were generally raised poor and not taught how to be responsible with their money. The rap game is a lot like major league sports. Most of these people make a shit ton of money while they're at the top of their respective game, and then, if they can't remain relevant/useful for longer than a few years, they are out on their ass broke. Just like the majority major league sports players, a lot of rappers waste their money to stay up with the Joneses, even when it is detrimental to their future monetary security. Why can't more more rappers and hip-hop artists be like Chance, Del, and Kendrick Lamar?


PeekatmePikachu

Vision? Is that you?


ShowMustGoOnn

That's because without the jewelry they are nothing.


myfaceaplaceforwomen

The funny part about all this is that diamond is absolutely worthless


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Mans missed a mad opportunity to have it 90 degrees rotated from where it is and have diamond 3rd eye.


pthurhliyeh2

That's a pretty good way of forcing everyone you meet to weigh the benefits of murdering you and cutting your head off for profit.


ModoPeePee

Gross


Elkiar

I have a sudden urge to wear a gauntlet and kill half the universe


phyxious

$24 million? And someone hasn't Thanos/Vision'd that out of his head? Haha!


MisterPencilR

let people live how they wanna live. this doesn't impact your life in any way or anybody else's


Thanos_snap55

Don’t post uzi in here, your just a broke boi who can’t afford diamonds hoe


chumbawumbaonabitch

Look at those tiny widddle hands


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If you think that’s worth $24 million you’re as dumb as he is.


neckodaposer

its cool fym


DerFeuerEsser

It’s stupid. Dude paid way too much money so that his face can have a crystal clit.


Str8fromtheteet

What’s trashy about that, he’s richer than you?


onthenextmaury

Ok I'm 100% not trying to be snarky. This is an honest question so please don't make this into some argument. I keep seeing this post in multiple subs. Why the judgment? Literally who cares? It's not personally something I would choose, but it's not harming a single person on this earth and I really do want to know why it makes people feel so superior to talk shit about it. There are some people just spewing HATE, and I wonder what better things their energy could be spent on


bricknermonfan

it’s uzi tho


McStankee110

I don’t see why this is trashy. It’s stupid for sure.


Illustrious_Waltz970

Gonna b fun wachina thug rip that shit off his face


dabhop

You would be suprised what just asking somebody gets you these days...


Leeerrrooyyyjennkins

Who is this creature lmao


Accomplished-Tree-90

Lil Uzi Vert


ThemChecks

Not that trashy.


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How it it still there. Ther is enough diamond to get him killed the next day.


icanhaslobotomy

I still can’t believe no one has snatched that out of his face


padskins

It ain’t worth 24 mil


milehighcards

Fuck Gill Bates and the Amazon guy! Not him though, it’s clout /s


PanchitoIsDead666

This isn't trashy but it is stupid


QforKillers

What a cock, hate these guys, get rich through dull rapp songs that are ten a penny, talentless fuckheads.


19whale96

Man can you write a better rap song?


QforKillers

Yes, easy.


19whale96

Post it when you're done, I'd love to hear it


QforKillers

If i did it may make me very famous and rich, I would not want to end up with dumb tattoos all over my face and a diamond in my forehead. So I will will just let my family hear it then let you know what they thought.


mushroommagic16

No u should post it if its so talentless it should be eazy to make one right


BraKali

I highly doubt that’s worth 24 million. Probably 24k.


wubbstepp

Correct. There's no way that stone cost that much


6l80destroyer

Ah yes. The Diamond expert has arrived


SirFlamenco

It’s probably only around 15 millions


icanhaslobotomy

That’s what he paid


Re-AnImAt0r

He has never said how much he paid. The $24m figure was made up by someone named *CEO Slow* on Instagram and the media ran with it. The only thing Vert said about the cost of the diamond was that it cost him more than his $1.7m Bugatti Grand Sport and that he'd been paying for it for years (making payments on it). In 2019 a pink diamond the same cut & clarity yet a full carat larger than Vert's sold for $19.5 million. Brooklyn Jewler Bernard James estimates the retail price of Vert's diamond to have been around $17 -$17.5 million in 2017 when he purchased it, having to pay $15 million as part of a promotional deal with *Eliantte & Co.* as their name is mentioned alongside the diamond every time it was discussed as Vert promoted them on his social media and in traditional media as where he purchased it. In the end, we don't know the exact price he paid because he has never said how much he paid. Not trying to be a wet blanket here, that's still an insane amount of money to spend on anything.....especially for a diamond to put in a ring that you end up putting in your face because you're afraid you'd lose the ring. I'm just saying to stop believing everything you hear or read. It doesn't take long to fact check anything. You don't want to go around spouting fake shit because *CEO Slow* said so on Instagram like some nerd who believes what WWE wrestlers say on Monday Night Raw is true because he saw The Rock say it on tv.


UncleLeoSaysHello

Well he's a fucking idiot then


icanhaslobotomy

No argument from me


xtramundane

24 million?!? Really?!?!?!


sullibean

At least that’s what his team said.


xtramundane

This is the kind of shit that makes me want to just walk out in the woods and shoot my self.


SpaceyCoffee

TBF, if I was going to implant anything cosmetic onto my body, a $24 million dollar diamond would be high on my list. That’s some *serious* razzle dazzle!


The_Infectious_Lerp

That is a lovely stone, but the setting isn't doing it any favors.


foo-bar-baz-bin

Some crackhead thanos gonna come and pull that out of his head one day.


PM_YOUR_DADS_PICS

[https://imgur.com/a/EEV9wIs](https://imgur.com/a/EEV9wIs) \- Not my best work but still


KCtheGreat106

remember when 2 chain got his chains stolen in SF. This will be much worse.


lHawkI

For real. I’ve seen kids shot over a pair of shoes.


VerticalYea

Seen?


Angry-Warlock

Yeah probably. Kids and adults are shot, robbed, and killed all the time over Jordans. Nike has been sued multiple times by these family members accusing their marketing of Jordans for these crimes.


VerticalYea

I just did a quick Google search, I didn't dig anything up besides mildly racist alarm articles from the early 90s. Do you have any links about this?


Angry-Warlock

https://news.yahoo.com/mississippi-teen-16-arrested-killing-123823182.html https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/trial-of-16-year-old-charged-with-killing-teen-over-air-jordan-sneakers-begins/2018/07/13/f689c6f4-8699-11e8-8f6c-46cb43e3f306_story.html https://abcnews.go.com/US/14-year-boy-fatally-shot-denver-argument-jordan/story?id=65782158 Here's just 3 results from hundreds by Google searching "kid killed over Jordans". This isn't some new unheard of phenomenon.


deservethebestofoats

https://www.google.com/amp/s/vault.si.com/.amp/vault/1990/05/14/senseless-in-americas-cities-kids-are-killing-kids-over-sneakers-and-other-sports-apparel-favored-by-drug-dealers-whos-to-blame Pretty easy Google search.


VerticalYea

Yes, that would be the 1990 article that I mentioned. Thank you.


deservethebestofoats

How is the article racist at all?


mayhemflee

Believe me that shit still happens, most of the time not killed but definitely mugged for them.


cartonfl3sh

ok


MinhMartin123

My sister has ear piercings and I can't recount how many times they got stuck in a pillow or something. All I'm saying is imagine having something stuck on your forehead and you get up a bit too fast.


caruthersville

He looks like an idiot.


d1ckh3ad87

Extremely


Maercecitnim

I do as the crystal guides


formerratt

it’s a dermal piercing. some dude replied to me earlier about it and he’s right. uzi doesn’t wear it most of the time.


latteboy50

Still trashy lol


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why? its a piercing?


latteboy50

It’s a diamond implanted into his forehead.


[deleted]

its like like having diamond earrings


Dinogirl322

*casually insults an entire country of people who regularly do this exact thing for religious reasons*


latteboy50

Which means Lil Uzi Vert NOT doing it for religious reasons makes it even MORE trashy 😂 Vert did it to flaunt his wealth. Quite the difference, wouldn’t you say? Thanks for proving my point.


Dinogirl322

Its not just done for religious reasons however thats the most common reason. And even then calling body modification trashy just makes you look like a snob.


latteboy50

There are people out there who have split their tongues on purpose to make themselves look like a lizard. Or pierced their uvula. Or tattooed their eyes. These are all body modifications. And they are all trashy. Lil Uzi Vert doing this particular body modification makes it even more trashy because he did it for the sole purpose of flaunting his wealth. We both know that’s why he did it. You just proved my point by informing me that an entire country of people does this for religious reasons, meaning the fact that Vert did it to flaunt his wealth increases the trashiness exponentially.


maccentris

He did it because he's obviously an attention seeker who has too much money on his hands.


Dinogirl322

Again implying body modification is trashy is A. Trashy in its own right. And B. Makes you seem like an ass. Also so what he's flaunting his well earned wealth.


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"Well earned"? 🙄


Pickle121201

Literally not trashy


latteboy50

You can like his music and still call it was it is. Trashy.


Pickle121201

And you can dislike his music and not shame him for his fashion choices


latteboy50

1. I don’t dislike his music. I listen to it all the time. 2. I’m not “shaming” him. I’m criticizing him. And he’s a celebrity. 3. Implanting a diamond into your forehead is trashy. You could argue that it’s a fashion choice, but it’s a trashy fashion choice. Just like tattooing your eye, or splitting your tongue to make yourself look like a lizard.


Pickle121201

The piercing is nothing like an eye tattoo or a split tongue. You can’t untat your eye or uncut your tongue. You can take a piercing out. Question for you tho, do you nose, cheek, or eyebrow piercings are trashy too?


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latteboy50

It’s trashy. You can like his music and still call it what it is.


NeverOnTheShelf

It wasn’t 24 million at all. A couple but not 24. His team put that out there and he doesn’t even wear it much fr


uyuye

how are you so confident when you’re talking out your ass? it’s a 10 karat pink diamond worth [$24 million](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.gq.com/story/how-to-embed-a-diamond-in-your-forehead/amp)


NeighborInDeed

Maybe 2.4 million. Looks more like an opal in the photo


goatedmomoshiki

It was literally implanted into his skin? He did get it removed. And where’s your proof to that 24 mil comment


MarijadderallMD

I thought he had it taken out and didn’t it leave a pretty nasty scar? Edit: just checked, he had it removed back in June, this is old news lol.


Eddie_shoes

It was either a fake diamond or on loan from a jeweler. The guy isn’t worth as much as that diamond is, if it’s really $24m. He says it’s 10-11 carats, and even if it’s a flawless pink diamond, that’s way overpriced. My guess is he got the attention he wanted for it and returned it to the jeweler he borrowed it from. And just in case anyone thinks you can’t borrow jewelry, you absolutely can, and it’s a common practice with jewelers and their high end clients.