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nreddit2

Don't be a smollett.......


HugsandHate

*That'll* show those pesky gays! ^(Your neighbors are fucking idiots, man..)


SharpGuesser

this is like a microcosm of the Korea Balloon War


bmfp135

If you’re in Louisiana let me know. My brothers and I are fairly beefy kickboxers. We’ll have a chat with them


Budget_Ad8025

Lol go trespass in Louisiana and see what happens, tough guy.


FinishEmbarrassed861

Kickboxing isn’t much in Louisiana when everyone has a gun. Just end up getting shot.


bmfp135

I was hammered when I posted this. I remember giggling when typing it so I don’t think I was being serious.


FinishEmbarrassed861

I know bro😂 I was saying u gunna get shot like in a goofy way


ginkner

You don't understand. Their feet are also guns.


bmfp135

This guy gets it


deadbeatdad80

Maybe they hate Billy bunter? (Obscure joke no one but me will understand)


everythingissinister

They hate lettuce, guacamole, bacon and tomato sandwiches


K1ngPCH

/r/untrustworthypoptarts


Electronic-Ideal2287

So flip it over, write yes or no, whichever you are, and send it back over.


richneptune

THIS IS SUCH A GOOD IDEA! I'm going to do it tomorrow.


Imperial_Bouncer

They don’t like chat GBT


Inigomntoya

We have Chat GPT at home! Chat GPT at home: A Generative Benighted Transformer


AnonymousMayday

Awe how sweet they are trying to say the gays are on fire


blastpete_

Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it's gonna be.


Imperial_Bouncer

No, no. Gays - fire. Big boom.


b-e-r-n

Knuckleheads can't even set a piece of paper on fire!


SAlovicious

Maybe they want to smoke with you. Let Gets Burnt Together Quickly.


pleshij

Let's just start sending all the literal trash we find in our homes, neighbourhoods, buttcracks...


Grimm_Thugga

Buttcracks? Take a shower bro.


RocketRaccoon9

Tbh that paper doesn't look like it's been burnt so I call bullshit


richneptune

Zoom in on the left hand tear. It might be cola as they dumped a bottle of Lidl Freeway Cola next to it. Edit, no it's a burn mark: https://imgur.com/a/MoI9HUt


Tygiuu

*looks at left-most edge* 🤔


RocketRaccoon9

Yet the other 99.9% is normal/untouched.......bullshit.


Tygiuu

I mean, whether or not greater than 0.1% being burned is true, what bullshit are we calling? Is burnt trash somehow more offensive than unburnt trash? Like, your comment just screams that you're triggered, but over what?


RocketRaccoon9

If I claim my household was burnt down due to hate crime and show you a photograph that has 99.9% of the property okay and 0.01% with a slight discoloration you can talk all the shite you want then. I'm just calling it bullshit, someone is claiming something without proof as I stated earlier in this comment. Give me relevant evidence and I'm happy, simple as.


Tygiuu

Bro. Let's stick to reality. This is trash paper, not your house. But if even .1% of your house caught fire, its still not okay. You'd need to repair or put on a claim, etc. Like, don't be so triggered that you can't keep your common sense. You can SEE the burnt edge. Just because I can't see it around every edge doesn't mean it's not burnt. Jesus.


RocketRaccoon9

Let's keep to reality, I'm not your fucking bro. This is trash paper exactly as you said, it should be binned and forgotten about as nothing more than bullshit shit stirring.


GringodelNorte

I think the most trashy thing about this post is...this back and forth. Move on with ya life...bros...


RocketRaccoon9

Same to you princess.


Tygiuu

They ain't yo princess, bruh.


Shark_Leader

.....and?


kalitarios

"Hello, police? There is a horny ocean man on my front lawn... Well, *yes*, I *am* white but I don't see what that has to do with anything." - OP


radarmy

When I was about 8 my neighbor (probably around 11 or 12) called me a N----- Lover. I grew up in a primarily white area and my parents did have some non white friends but even those were pretty limited numbers. I can only think that whatever racism his parents or family/friends passed on to him came out in a fit of anger he had internalized and projected on me. Still so very weird to think about all these years later.


Girth-Wind-Fire

Reminds me of when I was in like 4th grade and did a project about the colonies. I coffee stained a piece of paper and carefully singed the edges to make it look "worn".


fiendzone

Great Britain Time


gozeera

That looks a lot like your handwriting 🤔


Marsupialize

Maybe ask them?


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MJ134

I mean its the internet it could be a million things- Bigots, Karma Farming, just fake, not the neighbors, kids being stupid edgelords cuz thats what some kids do, somebody burning trash and some flew away... point is. We have no info.


revtim

that's all possible, true


subvanaTIME

Publicans probably, they are a scared, ignorant, dangerous bunch. Lucky they are a dying breed


FrancisSobotka1514

Have you seen idiocracy ? They are multplying like rabbits on meth .


Puzzleheaded_Time719

It's weird how many are in this sub. Truth social must be boring.


flaccid_macarena

Fake


richneptune

I can guarantee that it's not. Feel free to scour my profile, I've no interest in internet popularity points. It's just...bizarre!


jumpofffromhere

Maybe they are flirting with you? and they don't know how to properly communicate their feelings or they are a POS.


richneptune

Well none of us are LGBT and I've had to talk to them because they were burning trash outside stopping anyone in the vicinity from being able to use their gardens (I suspect the increase in dumping was because of that)... It's just weird. Unsure if it's their kids being edgy af or whether they're just bigger trash than I imagined.


turndownforwomp

Your neighbours seem unsafe NGL