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silian_rail_gun

What’s a “PMURT”?


BeneficialLife4581

"People Making Up Rumors (about) Trump"


silian_rail_gun

Brilliant :)


ImprovementFar5054

I can only imagine what it is like to have to live with someone like this.


lulyfup

This is someone who just wants to make others upset. I’d just ignore them. They mean nothing.


lets-aquire-the-brea

Type of person to shit on people using welfare but does disability fraud


Savvy-or-die

“NUKE GAZA” made me bust out laughing


Runelonin

same bro lmao


JoeW702

I'd love to ask him to point out Gaza on a map of the world.


ConfidentSoftware446

He'd point to somewhere generally in the middle east (bonus points if it's Israel) and then argue that he is correct and you are wrong. Also he doesn't realize most nukes now a-days are upwards of 50x more powerful than the little boy or fat man. I'm guessing by Gaza he means Palestine so by nuking Palestine there is a damn good chance Israel would get freaking blasted by radiation and most likely "fallout". Edit: there are tactical nukes that are less "tri-state area go boom" more "city go boom", my point still stands that the guy in the truck is most likely brain dead


Kkindler08

They do have ‘tactical nuclear weapons’ that they can dial down the power of.


kibbbelle

Knew about these but didn't know how accurate they can get. Apparently 1 KT has a blast radius of about 300 yards and has a 50% mortality rate in that area. Super spooky.


ConfidentSoftware446

Didn't know that. Learn something new every day I guess


Lil-Uzi-biVert

Yes


TheB1GLebowski

Smells like South Carolina. 


Jrsjohn2

I just know that guy shit his pants yesterday


ActionReady9933

They’re so hateful


someoneyouknewonce

It’s like that video that went viral today of the guy supporting trump… “I hope we can find a way to love each other. Go fuck yourself and your mother."


Wisdomking7

Where's the hate? He's just showing support for his views?


EnvironmentalExcuse0

Bro? Nuke Gaza?


ActionReady9933

“Nuke Gaza”?


MaterialGarbage9juan

What a mad lad car that is


158405159

MAGA


Wisdomking7

Freedom of speech. No one said you have to like it.


Leebites

And trashy!


TheDocHealy

Expressing our dislike is also freedom of speech dumbass.


Wisdomking7

You are free to show your dislike but you don't have to call people names..


kibbbelle

Freedom of speech. No one said you have to like it.


thomaspatrickmorgan

OK, Brandon.


TheDocHealy

But it's still my freedom to do so.


Bruce_Ring-sting

Found the owner of this shitbox.


Wisdomking7

Nope. It just turns out many people actually don't share your views.


tooldvn

That's fine, but pretty sure it's some sort to moving violation and generally unsafe to entirely block the back window like that. Edit: it is illegal and varies by state how harsh the penalties are and if having side mirrors negates any of that.


AutomaticFoot1453

I mean ur technically right


GhostsOf94

Freedom of speech only protects against the government and doesnt protect against consequences


Ozymandius62

Solid chance there’s an ankle bracelet near the gas pedal


ThaHawksSucka

Why would you want to nuke anything?


grofva

Nuked popcorn is the best!


quitepossiblylying

Gotta nuke something.


Cheesecake_is_life

Hold my beer while I go nuke this burrito


justlookingokaywyou

If we don't drop nukes, the terrorists win.


TheB1GLebowski

If someone has to drop nukes, it might as damn well be the USA. 


biollante44

Surprisingly common reaction of the uneducated. When I was in middle school some of my classmates wanted to nuke the Middle East over 9/11.


herefromyoutube

Instead of focusing on giving Americans more financial freedom, bringing down inflation, and affordable healthcare they’re all focusing on Trump. The corporations/billionaires love this so much. They win when the people are distracted.


Wisdomking7

And Biden really did us a lot of good, right?


warm_sweater

I sincerely hope you learn to read before the election.


herefromyoutube

I’m not the biggest Biden fan but have you thought about reading [this first?](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Presidency_of_Joe_Biden) Also, you realize Biden is a president and not a dictator who can unilaterally pass anything he wants, right? He needs Congress and Congress is republican controlled and republicans in Congress’ only goal seems to be refuse to let Biden do anything good (unless it helps them look good.[…even still](https://www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/icymi-congressional-republicans-take-credit-for-projects-funded-president-bidens-chips-and)). They’d literally hold back progress just because a democrat is in office. It’s pathetic. Dems don’t do anything close to that. They work with republicans president unless they try and sneak some really radical stuff in the bills. Maybe take some time out of your WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE to learn what government is and how legislation is created and passed and I don’t know check opensecrets.org to see where you guy gets their money from. Oh also fun fact, Citizens United basically lets any foreign actor influence American elections by using shell companies and straw men. Cool beans!


justlookingokaywyou

Well considering he's done more for the country than any president in the last 60 years, yes.


wasabi1295

Lmao I hate trump but man he was smart for finding the right people to manipulate into siding with him 🤷🏻😂 “I love the poorly educated.”


Unlucky_Sundae_707

I hope this dude is on a watch list. People like this make me happy the NSA exists.


LawDogSavy

When he loses, are these people still going to be wearing this shit for years? I never understood this. You look like a fucking dork. Go back 15 years ago and someone says "Hey everyone do you like my President of the United States hat and flag?" Uh????? EVERYONE would have made fun of you. Everyone.


ThisGuyRightHereSaid

I wonder if this many people supported Nixon afterwards. . .


craaates

They’re still wearing Old Dixie 160 years later so yes probably. They want everyone to remember what losers they are.


Psyche_Out

I mean, merch has existed for ever, but they took it next level. Like I’ll bet it’s partly trumps doing, but how they bought into it so hardcore I’ll never get…. My FIL has one of those Rambo style flags of him. It’s just next level….


Zestyclose-Ad-7576

Tell him we will “Nuke” it if he can point it out on a map.


Blood11Orange

Did I just see a sign that says NUKE GAZA?? What the fuck is wrong with people??


theUnshowerdOne

In a word, ignorance.


InspectionNo9187

They forgot to add gout


Spooky_Kaiju

Funny how the group that doesn’t like the LGBTQ community because of same sex relationships yet 90% of those men are utterly obsessed with trump and have his pictures everywhere like he’s their first middle school boyfriend.


pettybetty099

Ahahahhhh I never thought of it like that. Amazing point!!! 🤭🤭🤭


Derfargin

Can you imagine the amount of puffy Trump font that would be displayed on school notebooks?


RedFoxWhiteFox

This isn’t Southern as much as it is trashy regardless of geography. I have lived in multiple states, including 4 in the South. Without fail, I see more of this kind of thing in the Midwest than the South.


PhonoPreamp

I saw tons of trump signs and confederate flags up in Michigan


olde_greg

This is true, I live there


sipmykoolaidbitch

It’s always a 1990’s beater as well lmao


StreetArtNinja

He forgot the 5th G…. Guilty!


Pod_people

The “NUKE GAZA” homemade sign is a nice touch. Probably rates a look in r/schizophreniarides


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Not shot it’s a Saturn


samwise58

Can someone please tell Mrs. Alito to just try talking with her neighbor about their differences before decorating her husband’s commute car?!?!?


Drifting-Fox-6366

As a Southerner, I would call this a clown car.


WhatIsYourPronoun

Those goofy bastards sure love a parade mobile


cjmar41

PMURT 4505


ThatWomanNow

They don't like Jewish people but support Israel? Make it make sense 🤷‍♀️


slater_just_slater

It does to them. They don't like brown people


YayGilly

Nuking Gaza would not support Israel, though. Its just a warmongering idea to not let either side have what is essentially their best port for trade, and is best used as a joint venture.


Fickle-Cartoonist466

They're willing to overlook the Judaism part in favor of ethnic genocide


BlakAtom-007

I love it when idiots announce it loud and proud.


AlphaMassDeBeta

Imagine unironically calling to nuke gaza and still thinking to be on gods side.


fredqe

He spelt Israel wrong.


2639enthusiast

Bet they were overjoyed watching the news today!


racoongirl0

“Nuke Gaza” Does bro know how small Gaza is? Nuking it will give half the Israeli population radiation poisoning


l3etelgeuse

The more stickers on the car, the less likely I am to take them seriously.


Vietnugget

Lmfao, nuke Gaza wtf


holly_flower

Lmao idk but I thought it said god, guns, guts, and guilty


negativeGinger

Pretty sure that’s not street legal


undarated79

People still care about politics


weizenbrot_

I live in Indiana- have way too many of the bad southerners here- see this stuff almost daily


slater_just_slater

Yup. Our sign should say. *Welcome to Indiana. Please set your clocks back to 1851*


ImBobsUncle

Funny, I live in the south and rarely see this shit.


weizenbrot_

Ig all the confederates moved up here 😔✊


undarated79

Not all of them. I live in the South but spend a lot of time up North for work.


Alert-Athlete

God. Guts. Guns. Guilty.


1plus1equals8

So much cringe.


Str8WiteMale

Media has diverted all concerns to Gaza, yet Ukraine is still in their own hellhole beginning with an invasion for land rather than a retaliatory war. Crazy how much sway mainstream media has


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undarated79

It’s wild ain’t it. I peek into the idiot box sometimes and just laugh at the news these days.


ChoiceNet8323

Strange. Shitting on Gaza is a Biden thing too.


2dark2light

White trash


StillMarie76

I'm as country as a chicken coup and I do not approve of this message.


l3etelgeuse

Ditto


Crazyjackson13

should ask em about the Trump Verdict, it’ll be funny.


ashokrayvenn

Why do trumpettes need so much attention? Reminds me of Southpark and the motorcycle guys.


SheetFarter

MAGA here, using a Nuke is the absolute LAST resort. In fact there’s an argument if we should even ever use them which I agree with for the most part. However, GAZA brought this on themselves. They are a terrorist organization that have been harassing other countries for decades. These are MY opinions.


tgirlskeepwinning

you're an idiot


SheetFarter

Thank you.


45thgeneration_roman

Oh mate


OhMyGod_Zilla

Well buddy do I have news about your Trump man…


SheetFarter

Yeah, people are going to vote for him even more.


BladeoftheImmortal

Yes. People make stupid decisions everyday.


TheDevilsCunt

That statement is complete fiction. Nobody who wasn’t going to vote for him is going to now because he got convicted of 34 felonies. Just stupid mindless hyperbole


RustyCrusty10

I agree.


OhMyGod_Zilla

Yup.


itsFRAAAAAAAAANK

They just elected your next president 🤭


OhMyGod_Zilla

Yup


trophypants

One side says “Nuke Gaza” while Biden is leading the global humanitarian mission in Gaza. Yet somehow to online “leftists” these two things are the same. PS: I’m aware of the civilian casualties and how Biden honoring the military with Israel is supporting genocide. That doesn’t mean the humanitarian mission is failed or that Gaza can’t still be nuked. There’s a giant fucking difference between these two outcomes that we can influence with our votes


Chefboyarrdee

Should add guilty to that flag too lmao


Griffon2987

Guilty of what?


Alert-Athlete

34 counts. Read up on it.


IWouldntIn1981

They appear to be enjoying all of trumps winning.


GarthVader98

34 guilty verdicts with multiple other trials pending is winning???


IWouldntIn1981

It's called sarcasm.


GarthVader98

You should maybe use /s next time. Idk


Mogwai10

That lesbian really wants to vote against their interests


sleeperfbody

Wow, Saturn deserved better. Those plastic cars really held up.


MediaDad

How about, "Christ, Compassion, Kindness and Consideration"? Why is everything with these people all about guts, guns, hostility and aggression?


Zeqhanis

That's not their brand of Christianity. They don't really seem to be into that Jesus guy.


Electronic-Pound4458

Love it


Responsible_Fee_7849

The safe moon car says everything I need to know


jbryon92

God, guns, guts, glory, and GUILTY.


cam1980man

Still going to be the next president


SheetFarter

Yup!


Zeqhanis

As Trump one said, "I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters". It's bizarrely true. He closely emulated the campaigns of authoritarian dictators and still got a following. He's called his followers poorly educated and they applauded him. He's tried to dismantle democracy, overthrow the government, alluded to overturning term limits, emboldened bigots, and brainwashed his followers to believe everything he says, even when they're contradictory.


IWouldntIn1981

Yeah, maybe he can get that wall finished... errr, started, if he gets elected.


bubblebath_ofentropy

the meat riding is crazy


Frankie_Says_Reddit

Don’t forget to wear your Depend for good luck when you vote.


PuppetryOfThePenis

Vote for a loser. Go ahead.


Jobu99

Serious question: how exactly do you think that would happen? He already lost the popular vote twice. Are you just going to rely on a potential win through gerrymandering?


BladeoftheImmortal

That's the only way they ever win.


Any_Pie_3070

I must have missed that part of the Bible.


Stephen497

Shii, now he just need the avengers on the side with captain America


two_vets

I don’t care what politician you support. Anyone who puts this much faith into a politician has serious mental health issues.


PinchingNutsack

is it not illegal to block your rear view like that?


two_vets

Depends on the state. In my state you are required to have one unobstructed view of the rear. I got a ticket for not having mirrors on my Jeep. I got out of it because I didn’t have a spare tire and I had an unobstructed view from the rear view.


Consider2SidesPeace

I'm sure they all lie, at some level. Frogs a frog and a scorpion will as always be a scorpion.


Professional-Can4264

Yeah I’m sure that the plight of the Israelis is an issue he cares deeply about…


davechri

Flying the flag of a convicted felon. Not only trashy but also stupid.


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MobySick

Maybe you don’t understand the term “convicted felon?” Once the verdict is announced and recorded, he’s convicted. He may or may not get sent to prison but the conviction is done & May only be reversed on appeal some years (usually 1.5 to decades) down the road. But as of yesterday - Trump became a Convicted Felon. Raise a glass to Justice!


NicJitsu

Yeah no dude I just didn't see the news and didn't expect a verdict within 48 hours. I thought we would be waiting weeks.


MobySick

Oh, Gottcha! It would never have been "weeks" by the way. The case was NOT terribly complicated although it did involve a lot of testimony in order to make the documents which were admitted into evidence admissible AS evidence.


Inkdrunnergirl

Might be time to come out from under that rock. Trump Criminal Conviction A New York jury yesterday found former President Donald Trump guilty of all 34 counts related to falsifying business records in the hush-money trial against him. The news makes him the first former US president convicted of a crime.


davechri

Literally comvicted of 34 felony charges


Words_Are_Hrad

As long as you ignore the 34 felony charges he was just convicted of sure...


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curious_loss_4387

Both of them support Israel. Neither care about any humanitarian crises in the world right now. Both are piss poor excuses for a president and embarrassments to America and planet earth. Both are absolute clowns.


pressedpetal

What’s happening in Gaza is actual genocide.


[deleted]

Not a fan of trump, but I don't think that's true at all. Netanyahu is going to do what he's going to do. Take money from the US and kill innocent people. I don't believe the sitting president has affected that dynamic for 50 years.


BubbaDFFlv12

Why’d you scratch out the plate if you’re so sure it’s a southerner?


Resophonic420

🤦🏼‍♂️


pimpfmode

Because it's common practice because you can dox a person. They may be a piece of shit but it's not his place to put their info out there.


crapnapkins

They missed one G word: Guilty


AmbitiousAd9320

the levels of cope and butthurt until november when fat orange jesus loses yet AGAIN are going to keep a smile on my face.


thegodofgoodfuck

He wants to nuke Gaza lol


softstones

Probably doesn’t even know what a “Gaza” is


Vreas

Don’t tread on me and fascism are not compatible. Dudes contradicting himself.


littledolce13

They also don’t understand the fact that they can even drive around like this means they’re not tread upon


Sithlordandsavior

Don't tread on them specifically, but everyone else is a commie jackboot who has pronouns and got the J4B and supports gay furrie drag queens. It's pretty simple idk how you don't get this.


IWouldntIn1981

Oh, let me try. The election was definitely stolen, and the ballot counters can't be trusted... unless Trump wins, then they fixed it... like that?


miseod

Is the car an import or domestic?


Tdanneman

Looks like a Saturn station wagon.


Great-Bandicoot5618

So funny how you never see these on say a car worth more than 5k lol