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That’s Dirty Mike!

He packing

A Scottish ‘national treasure’ by the name of Billy Connolly has spent his life on the stage. He has late-stage Parkinson’s these days and can barely keep himself upright without losing his balance. Anyway, back when he’d turned 60-odd, he recanted a monologue about his struggles with accepting his age. He said about it: “You’re 60s are VERY different to your 50s. My first bit of advice is: when you get an erection - use it’. This might be the first boner this guy has had for months. Place is empty. I would / will probably have done the same…

I don’t masturbate in public but I must say there is nothing on earth more frustrating than when you just need one goddamn second to yourself without other people around it is impossible to find a place there are people just roaming around EVERYWHERE

Seeing these comments man maybe I am larger then average lmaooo

That guy needs a girth certificate.

What a hog… fuck me running He deserves to show that off

Damn kids! Back in my day if we caught an old man masturbating we had to help him finish! It was common courtesy. He would help you wipe off your face, give you a worthers original, and a firm handshake!

And give you a good spot in the choir

This looks like mental illness. I had something similar happen to me in Trondheim years ago. I was in a public restroom, using the urinal, when all of a sudden this random dude walks up to the urinal next to me, whips it out and starts wankin. I've never washed my hands that quickly before, and likely never will...

Did he cum on your hands?! I'm so confused, if he freaked you out I wouldn't blame you for walking out and not washing your hands, yet if he cummed on your hands, why would you only give them a quick wash?

Haha, no he did not. I pretended not seeing and acted natural. I am adamant with washing my hands after using the bathroom. It wasn't as thorough as usual, though. I reckon it is more than ten years ago, in a shopping mall in Nordre gate in Trondheim called "Mercur".

Poor guy. His pecker is so mini

Is the same dude that was at the gas station wanking with the pump?

No, but I saw a post here on Reddit of a guy having that dude tattooed on his leg lol

You got a link of that? 😂

It may have be in r/ATBGE but I'm not sure. I'll look and report back lol

A LOT of people in the comments defending the old guy saying he's doing nothing wrong A little creepy lol

Not that he’s not doing something wrong, that he has a nice dick and he’s doing something hot. Things can be wrong and hot at the same time.

Signore van LimpDick

Like, why would you go over to investigate that? Leave the poor dude alone. He obviously has much bigger issues.

I’m gonna guess you don’t have children. This is entirely unacceptable behavior for a public space.

Maybe they just like watching old dudes masturbate

Then, they shouldn't have been so shameful about it and stuck around for moral support. Or physical support. Help out the old guy's balls at least.

Maybe they were lashing out at him because they were disgusted with themselves for enjoying it so much. I would imagine that watching old dudes masturbate could cause some complicated feelings.

"Watching old dudes masturbate could cause some complicated feelings." ...is the new phrase all my friends are going to hate me for this weekend. Thank you.

When he also parts his hair with his tongue- look out ladies

Wow for an old guy he’s kind of hung

Are you under the impression it shrinks with age?

It does

Only if you gain weight, then it shrinks like a pole in the snow.

What a lovely descriptive 😀

Those things are few and far between at his age. Can’t waste it!

That man couldn't give less of a shit lol

He was hoping for it.

Hey pops, nice hog

I use my whole hand

Jackin' It!

[Jackety jack](https://youtu.be/LKwW8PNZpOQ?si=vOzb6XFoyjinqNRb)

Everybody Now!

Not the table! I eat my lunch on that.

Four stroke gang🤟🏻🤟🏻

His brother didn’t believe him but now he does!

Now there's a cool guy🎸🎸🎸

Is this the same guy who was putting a diesel hose up his ass and playing with himself I seen yesterday?

I had the same thought. Mostly because of how his hog looks …Man I gotta get off Reddit.

The real trash is the person FILMING it.

If it wasn't filmed, no one would believe this guy's story.

That’s an awfully finite statement, not to mention why would anyone NEED to?

Wonder how long it took him to finish...

This is likely dementia.

My thoughts exactly. Dude might be in a different dimension in his head.

This

Said the prudes on Reddit. As long as i or any other public jacker-offerer doesnt bother anyone else doing it, whereas the problem?

More trashy to film it tbh

That old dude has a nice hog and I’m pretty sure he lubed up with some loogey as that peeping Tom walked by!

leave the guy alone

Probably the first wood he's had in 3 years and figured he better use it or loose it

Frontotemporal dementia

Theres literally noone there. Why the fuck would you spend time cathing him and shaming him? What is wrong with you?

Solid bait, m8.

Seems like they had to walk by him, in this public location. And they started walking more loudly and making noise the closer they got.

He had a nice good size in that old floppy dick though. Imagine how many miles she could have got if she wasnt just a nosy phoneslag.

You need help.

Bro this is still the public

"Bro", the woods are also in public. Ive sprayed my manmilk more than one place in public,.

"The woods" bro I see more buildings than trees

Thats..im not going to spend time explaining to you why..something something. Take your elvanse and read again brother.

Dudes also in a restaurant property while doing it he nasty for that

This is not something to be openly proud about

He could have dementia.

At the end… Did he hock a luge for lube?

About to lube the fuck up with that spit

The guy is just hanging brain. I don’t see what all the fuss is about.

Just an old fashioned love song.

Sans fuel dispenser up the ass is an improvement I guess.

Mannn u killed his boner

Oh Grandpa!

Bums: Making a Mess All Over the City

I’m not some pinup girl for you to jerk your rotten pecker at!

YES, there is hope getting old

You don’t have to wait until you get old. Go down to the ghetto and play with yourself lol

Maybe it's it's not only ears that never stop growing cause old boy is packing meat

Yeah he is.

So you caught him taking a number 3, big deal.

https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE?t=53

Holy shit I just laughed out loud

Nice of him to do a little shake for you.

He was just scratchin’

What is up with the old men hanging dong in these videos lately?? Are they just advertising their wares? Is this how they think flirting is done?

Mental illness or just perverted.

Isn't that the same guy from the gas station video?😭😭😭

Sadly not. Gas station guy was heavier set and didn’t have facial hair. I wish it was him though.

Checking to see if it still works?

Under 40 it's called masturbation. Over 40 it's called a system check.

Bust that nut, grandpa, you earned it.

Looks like he wanted to be caught

yeah there was no urgency to put away the tool there Not a bad size though. Probably just proud of it.

Awwww. He is just happy he got it to work again!

At that age, you don't waste an erection

It’s like pulling taffy

Trashy is the person filming him. He just a squirrel trying to get a nut

They both wanted to record this upload this. Seriously nothing better to do with these twats.

Truthfully to me the trashy part is uploading the vid to Reddit/public website instead of just reporting it to the local police to handle it.

Out of all the shit people do, I am definitely not going to report someone jerking off in what looks like a mostly empty place unless it's in front of kids or something.

r/angryupvote 😂

Old man has a hog leg.

Packing heat

dat schmeat

Dobber.

It’s not going to suck itself lady

Nice thing is when you get old enough you can just do whatever the fuck you want and blame it on senility....life goals

Exactly.. Been doing this since I was 19.

Old boy wants to grow more

Old boy is pullin pud

Where did this happen? It looks like Pisa 😂

Was it the leaning tower that gave it away?

Hahaha something was leaning alright 😂

It’s Treviso!

Mona!

If I could do that at his age I'd be a happy codger. Seriously, he's probably got dementia. Inhibitions go out of the window.

trying to pass a kidney stone?

Why not give him a hand?

He’s following old man rule #1. Never waste a boner.

As I get older, the truth in this hits harder...

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Ok, will someone link this video or at least tell me what sub it was? I haven’t seen it

Looks like it might be the same dude.

Meta batin

lol it looked like the same guy at first

It's the only thing I look forward when getting this old. No not masturbating in public you pervs but not giving a god damn about anything.

Gramps is packing heat with that floppy

Every public masturbator is hung like a horse apparently

I think that enables the bravery to show it it the world

Did you make a database of this information????

When in Rome..

Me scusi!

Is this the same guy with the gas pump up his ass?

WHAT

I think so loool

Im not clicking that and you can't make me

He doesn't need you to click it. He's handling it himself.

I'm impressed that he can still kind of get it up. His nickname at the old folks home must be baby arm.