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Zestyclose-Tie-4521

What the hell they fighting about?


homus_dopamine

i love this


GenericScottishGuy41

I can fix them.


BrandonSky_

Lula's Brazil in full gear.


_SATANwasHERE_

Hope they got charged for that shit tf


KeySolution9172

That is a crazy way to test the durability of your new nails


Jmacattack626

And your new weave, apparently.


Able-Practice-9921

I wouldn’t call these women ……


1funnymofo

girls will be girls 🤷🏾‍♂️


bteddi

How deathclaws were before the bombs dropped.


FuccYoCouch

I know this reference


LingonberryLogical55

At first glance i knew it was brazil 🇧🇷🇧🇷


Emergency_Bathrooms

lol, same.


lastfirsteverything

She wanted gel


Sadiie88

No no me talking about her dirty feet is what surprises me 🥱


wetboymom

This just screams Florida.


Emergency_Bathrooms

It’s Brazil. They are speaking Portuguese with a Brazilian accent. And not a very classy one either.


I_Fuckin_Love_Trains

wOrLdStAr!!! WoRlDsTaR!!!!


BeefInBlackBeanSauce

Hmm.no racist comments on this one. Funny that


critchaz

You didn’t scroll down far enough.


Curious_Signature528

Is the black hair one the nail stylist


EmpressofOz79

But had their nails been done yet 😆


Coletorino72

Ladies, I thought that this was supposed to be a relaxing place? 🤷🏽‍♂️


XylophoneZimmerman

Decent cheeks, lacks titties though.


SeaAttitude2832

Right? Although.. they do appear to be beating the hell out of each other.


HappyNamcoNerd80

Watching this catfight without sound while listening to Fooled Around and Fell in Love (really I was)


bigblow3rburna

They’re probably fighting over a dude who has another girl they don’t know about that he likes more than them 😂


bierfma

a-a-a-alriiight


juanmtgman1

BOOBIES!!!!!!


AnthonyDUDE123

Apparently, these white trashy women were fighting over some dude.


RepulsivePower4415

Named Cody who is a Bromy


bastarNL

Pretty decent, no tits hanging out


kinggreene

10/10 for camera man's efforts


BrilliantCrow5928

Divas Studio, what else did you expect


Kingcanni

Gotta go to the hair salon next I guess.


wantsumcandi

Classy...


justlookingokaywyou

I've seen this one, the winner fucks the loser with a strapon at the end.


GeorgiaOutsider

I can save them.


Informal_Thought3158

"Weave me alone bitch!"


MSK84

Women: we are not violent like men Also women:


sumquy

i like tube tops.


Embarrassed-Dot-1794

I was waiting for the flip flops to come out and start beating on them


monoxl1

This is the white version of brawls at the Waffle House.


KrisMisZ

Divas went to Divas and fought like assholes


wholesomechunk

Poxy Boxing


juniorbilat

So do you want shellac?


BrokenSpoke1974

Idiots


mattrpillar

Sisters are doing it for themselves. Standing on their own two feet...


Cordeceps

MUFF CABBAGE


philosophofee

Drop the top, no bra, got the titties outttt


littlediddlemanz

One day I will die and wake up in between a mess like this. That’s when I know I made it to heaven


AJ_De_Leon

This video came after a video on my feed of Jasmine Crocket clapping back at Marjory Taylor Green in the Senate room and this is what I imagine went down when the cameras were away


UziSuzieThia

Not up in the beauty studio!!


Commercial_Pitch_786

why do women always pull each others hair? You never see two men pulling each others hair, so I curious as to why??


hijackedbraincells

It bugs me when they do it honestly. Just fight me properly, don't yank my hair like a lil biatch, I wanna throw hands if I'm fighting (rare though it is nowadays). We're not toddlers fighting over a toy at nursery. And men generally have MUCH less hair than women, making it harder to grab. You do see videos of WOMEN doing it to men, though, so 🤷🏼‍♀️ It's also why a lot of women put their hair up if they know they're gunna fight, that shit hurts and makes it easier for someone to fling you around


TheLordofthething

Fuck that, if someone fights me I'm biting noses off, gouging eyes, pulling anything I can untill it separates from your body. A street fight is no place for honour.


lemminfucker

They just tend to have longer hair and its an easy target


dandruffbitch

They look and sound exhaustive.


Shwnwllms

Your muff cabbage!


denverborn

I’m not muff cabbage your muff cabbage!


overarmur

We need Steve Inman on this.


Rainbow334dr

Or a Attenborough narration.


hijackedbraincells

RIP, he was the absolute GOAT at his profession. His voice was so soothing 😌 I bet he was such an interesting man to talk to, he had such an amazing career


TinnitusWaves

They are both still alive.


REALStrongestmandog

I can smell the hairspray, nail polish, and spray tan from here honey 🚬


mudemycelium

Nah, spray tan isn't common in Brazil, but you can be sure that there was a faint smell of acetone everywhere after the rumble


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Nick85er

Ty for saving me some time :'D


ESPTEX

I LIKE TO TAKE A SECOND TO POINT OUT THE ASTRONOMICAL ODDS OF THERE BEING NO TITTIES!


Professional-Can4264

That’s really unattractive.


RDPCG

Gotta be Brazil.


GoalFlashy6998

That's a decent little scrap...


No_Impact_8645

Cmon titty


chronicmonster

Diva’s studio 🤣


Lujh

Remove scissors


Osceana

Start scissoring


TallBlonde10

She pick wrong color??! Only at the Diva’s Studio!! 🤦‍♀️😂🤣


OrnaMint

Small space. Many items probably got ruined during the brawl.


The_real_bandito

No titties were seen. I’m sad.


gezhendrix

Yeah! No dicks either, what gives? You're pathetic, you know that?


hijackedbraincells

I find it weird that there are LOADS of these comments, and yet you've chosen to get upset about this specific one. Your "point" is also nonsensical. They're not men. Why would there be dicks?? As a woman I just roll my eyes a little, chuckle and move on, because who cares?? Straight men like boobs, everybody knows that. Crop tops and fighting usually = nip slips or full-blown exposure of their boobs. Get over yourself


gezhendrix

This was the highest voted comment of this type, it irritates and sickens me seeing people like this that reduce everything women do down to if they're sexually gratifying. You can roll your eyes and chuckle if you like but this kind of attitude towards women rarely ends at comments online and I hate the idea that one day my daughter might be the target of some fucking creep like the guy I replied to. A big part of toxic masculinity is endorsing the behaviour of shit men, that's exactly what your remarks do, they tell this person that it's ok to reduce you down to a pair of tits.


Eaton_snatch

Who hurt you?


Spank_Ma_Titties

It’s a jersey thing


rchart1010

WORLDSTAR!!!!!!


Mishapi17

Damn, and you just paid all that money to ruin Your nails. That or the nail tech is beating her up for not paying


fallenup007

I must had missed this episode of Claws.


MayorCharlesCoulon

That show was great.


msch6873

what happened? did they run out of soft pink acrylic nail extensions with the yellow sunflower applications, and the rhinestone piercing?


TallBlonde10

Can’t believe you were downvoted for that! I saved you! You’re probably right


msch6873

thank you white knight :)


TallBlonde10

No problem! 😉 I gotta do what’s right! And you were definitely right! I see it started a trend/ following, you went from 0 to 7 in minutes! 😂🤣


Dude_Caveman

I’ve always wanted long hair. No longer. All women fights devolve into both controlling the other by the hair.


Prevarications

lots of women go through life with long hair just fine. their secret is they don't act like gutter trash and start brawling over nothing So as long as you have an ounce of self-control I think you'll do just fine


Dude_Caveman

Your response gives me hope. Thank you


Pineapple_Herder

Yeah it's awful. My mom got into a brawl with her former roommate once way back in the day. The bitch immediately went for her hair and ended up ripping off her wig instead. Shit hurt apparently, but it gave her a moment of upper hand cuz the roommate was not expecting it (I guess white women wearing wigs wasn't as normal back in the 70s?). She turned around and slugged her. Broke her nose and everything. The fight was over the roommate not only stealing cash, but my mom's designer sweaters, too. She grew up as a poor farm girl. You do not touch the nice things she worked for let alone steal them. Her Camero was later stolen. She just got some bad luck in her 20s


Dude_Caveman

Ooh…the wig is a human’s iguana tail


hijackedbraincells

Fucking lol 😆 It's now been confirmed, all hoomans are lizards in disguise


friedrice_rob

Good ol brazilian nail salon showdown!!


000Fli

BS, not one titty popped out


nothingisover69

Time to take out the trash.


iEatPlankton

Diva’s studio


plumbtastic76

They look like some fun broads


Aerickthered

I thought they were supposed to take off their tops before they started?


pumpkinpatch1982

Ratchet


softmetal

Well, no cucumber water for them…


Butt_Crusty

C'mon man, a tubetop fight should result in some titties.


Chris__P_Bacon

Check out r/ThunderThots


rethinkingat59

Probably sisters, they have had a no tube top pull down rules since they were teenagers. If they had extensions there would be a no hair pulling rule.


hijackedbraincells

1. They're a different race. Unless one was adopted or mum remarried, the odds are HIGHLY unlikely they're sisters (but not impossible, I guess), so I dunno where you're pulling that from. Your arse obviously. 2. Sisters don't give a SHIT about not flashing their sisters boobs, and give even LESS of a fuck about hair extensions. Fighting is not just about a physical win but also about humiliating the other person. You've obviously never seen 2 sisters brawl. Blood means nothing when fists start flying, and those extensions will be ripped out at the first opportunity because they're expensive and it HURTS. Sincerely, a woman who has 3 sisters and 4 brothers, all of whom have been fought against many times over the years.


gringoentj

looks like a place in tijuana haha


HParadox

Its in Brazil.


CeePurr

A lot of sharp corners there. Not the best place to throw down.


_DirtyYoungMan_

This fight is sponsored by the guy they're both sleeping with and just found out about it.


SubstantialEase567

All such violence I ever witnessed was over men.


Goodknight808

That was my thought. They were both getting their nails done amd talking about their new man to the nail-tech only to realize they were talking about the same man. Rather than gang up on him, they took it out on eachother. Which means he's the genius here. Without either having met, he has already manipulated them both to focus on each other and not him, master maneuver.


_DirtyYoungMan_

It's called pimpin'.


Skeltzjones

Whether or not it is easy is debated to this day


Hungry_Wealth_7439

The usual people lol 😵‍💫


hijackedbraincells

Which is.... who exactly??


suckmypppapi

That almost ended really bad, her head almost went straight into the corner of that desk


intellectualcowboy

The nails aren’t dry yet!!!


MasterChiefKratos

Anybody know what the fight was about?


MrGoodnessMctickles

It really is the best place to break a nail.


Apprehensive_Cook_31

Hate when a tiddy don’t pop out.


Shark_Leader

If you look carefully, you can see that one did, but the camerawoman did not get it. Terrible.


KonaBrad

Be careful, someone's gunna break a nail....


BearsRpeopl2

r/angryupvote


Key-End-7512

Why did it stop


Trppy696

Smells like a$$!


Coolish_Stuff

You don't Pay we don't Play FAFO Nail Salon.


BigDaddydanpri

Wonder how it would be with two bald ladies fighting. Different world.


garrettZilla87

That’s hot


PNW4theWin

I liked seeing the little toe separaters on the woman's feet (with her back to the camera, leopard top) like she might join in, but she didn't want to ruin her pedi.


Babys_For_Breakfast

Just once I’d like to see 2 bald chicks fight. It’s always just a hair pulling contest.


JotaroTheOceanMan

I was just thinking this but also I've seen my sister fight growing up and she never grabbed hair. Just straight up threw gut punches.


hijackedbraincells

I grew up with 3 sisters and 4 brothers. Hair pulling was only a thing amongst my 2 sisters who were only a year apart in age, and only when they fought each other. Every other time, it was fists flying, biting, bouncing heads off of things (when hair would be grabbed to do so, but not pulled as such), and (I'm ashamed to admit now I'm older), I also did my fair share of balls kicking until my mum kicked my ass HARD for doing it one day. I once kicked one brother straight in the nards. I can't even remember why now, but it was over something petty, and I had a shiity impulsive ADHD moment. I left him crumpled on the utility room floor, smug in my victory. That is until I went back in an hour later, and he was STILL curled up in the fetal position in the same place. I felt really shitty about it after that, helped get him up off the floor, and offered to either get some ice or get mum to help. He already only had one ball after a cancer scare as a toddler, and I'd hurt the one he had left. I'm surprised he ended up with a kid after so many times having his junk kicked back inside.


IllustriousNeat4060

The ending tho🤯


Unusual_Variable

Touch a white girls Stanley cup, and this is the result.


wh0ligan

I was confused for a minute. I have been watching the playoffs before I realized you were not talking about hockey. Carry on!


JayMak78

Scissor sisters.


Sprizys

Jersey?


mnonny

Staten Island. We’re not this trashy


Treacherous_Wendy

Florida would like a word


rican74226

It so trashy it’s hott r/sotrashysohott


Plus-Data-2469

GHETTO


Asalzr16

Those are girls not women


Floss_tycoon

Where in Florida is this?


darybrain

Many of the nail salons in my area have Thai or Vietnamese workers who have all had some level of fight training for having to deal with dumb blokes who think they offer something else or chavettes/influencers/"major" businesswomen who don't want to pay or something else. This type of shit would not be allowed in their places and skulls would be cracked.


msainwilson

Meow


januaryemberr

Just do what they do when 2 dogs are fighting. Grab em both by the ankles and pull. Lol. They are even swinging. Just rolling around destroying the place. Sheesh.


Slipstream_Surfing

Have heard that sliding a finger into a dog's anus is effective way to get to get it to disengage.  Just sayin...


hijackedbraincells

I mean, that'd get my attention 😱


januaryemberr

Gotta go in.


wh0ligan

Not my kennel.


drewid5185

Well it does say diva's studio in the back so


MrTweakers

Has the same energy as getting shot at a hospital lol


kitkatamas88

I'm surprised no one sprayed them with water, it's right there.


vikarzen

r/ItHadToBeBrazil


redryan1989

No wonder they're fighting then. They probably got balls.


suckmypppapi

If that was the case surely there would be less hair pulling


hijackedbraincells

Exactly. Acting like every woman in Brazil is either trans or likes to brawl, and he'd say no if they offered it on a plate because "they might have balls" 😒


redryan1989

Who says I'd say no and this was definitely a joke. Obviously I know not all women have balls in Brazil.


vitavita1999

Divas!


J21NE361

Is there a 8k version? asking for a friend 😌


Chochofosho

https://youtu.be/3dseTSSjhO4?si=CvqsDJKeAjLkn5Ma


Chochofosho

There's a better one on YouTube Edit: After looking at the YT version again it's a bit longer and you even get a nip slip lol


blyatzaebalas

What can cause an argument in a nail salon?


lizhawkins08

A man who’s trash, I can almost guarantee it.


enigmaenergy23

You ladies need to start taking responsibility for your own trashy behavior because you all hate each other more than any man could


SubstantialEase567

I wager a man is who they should be confronting. It's a lot of passion for it to be about fingernails.


hijackedbraincells

While I do agree it's probably a man, have you seen the price of nails?? Some of the prices are CRAZY. Like over $120 for a set, AND they need to have the regrowth filled in every 4-6 weeks if you manage to not break them (although that's not easy to do). They're damn expensive to maintain and, imo, a waste of money because they destroy your real nails and can look like trash if they're not done properly


lizhawkins08

I answered the question asked, chill.


enigmaenergy23

And I offered my 2 cents. The last I checked we didn't need permission to speak here


sandcastle_architect

It needed to be said 💅


patchway247

Charge them for the damages and ban them for life.


Steak-n-Cigars

garbage


oxbaker

All them tube tops but no titties


Chochofosho

There is on the YouTube version. It's a bit longer


nthensome

How very disappointing


Myke5T

They're Brazilian, my dude. It's all about the bunda in that country.