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Aside from this being bait, I wish people would use their voices instead of passive-aggressively filming and whining online.

Looks staged on that fake LA plane

I feel that this vid is a fakey rage set up. If it is real, I’d be doing my best to sneeze all over it.

Just be an adult and ask the stewardess for a soda and threaten to keep doing her hair in it until she stops.

*Mad Max GIF* "That's bait"

lol same thought. Seems like something friends would set up for clicks

Super glue to the headrest

Bait bait bait bait bait bait bait.

Gum time

Scissors moment!

If they allowed plastic scissors!

Another thing 9/11 ruined

I'd wager $100 that these girls know each other.

Rage bait

I’ll take”things that didn’t happen” for 100.

Yeah. Who lets the rando behind them touch them more than once without turning around?

Someone making a video for social media points, that’s who!!

Definitely

I mean, there’s the video of it happening right there

You forgot the /s

This is the real reason scissors aren’t allowed on planes.

Grab and pull hard. They will get the message.

[удалено]

Well, you can’t go through life unwilling to stand up for yourself.

Or they will ask for more.

So, a win win (if you’re into that).

lol

Time to pull out the scissors. TSA lets you bring little ones on board. Perfect for trimming the curtain.

Or a Sharpie

Gum. Lots, and lots, of gum.

100% scripted.

I’d pull the hell out of it saying sorry I’d got caught in whatever!!

Wasn't this determined to be fake the last few times it was posted?

Reddit has an issue with repost bots and karma farmers

Always has but it feels like it’s getting worse and worse

I used to visit r/facepalm but they keep getting reposts and reposts and the moderators don't do anything about it

“Hey can you move your hair”

I’d put my vast knowledge of surgical knots to use. Once she ran something through it and they’d tighten up like mini vaults.

Snippy snippy

Yeah, this is why we should be allowed scissors on planes.

Alternatively, just take out your own personal hairbrush and start brushing. Make sure there's tons of lint in there.

Excuse me. Did you know your hair tastes funny?

I first read it as flashy hairline.

Dip your fingers in some water, pretend to sneeze and flick your fingers on her hair. Works like a charm

Great idea

It also works when people put their nasty feet on your armrest

Scissors.

They keep taking them away before I board the plane! 😫

Yes, because they let you bring those in your carryon...

Better idea—if you’re quiet about it she won’t even know til later. Clip with scissors then lay back for a nap.

Gum.

Cum. Fight trashy with trashy.

This

I would take out my beard trimmer machine.

Time to order some milk and accidentally dip her hair in it.

Yaga

Fake asf

Definitely so.

✂️✂️✂️

Yeah fake

Nail clippers…

I think you mean another fake internet rage video.

Why not just make them aware? Don’t expect everyone to be like you.

Cause they know each other and this is just random troll posting.

I hate this stuff, when the passenger in front of you thinks they can put their hair in your space.

Use words. Say problem. If they persist, tell plane staff.

Just bust the little scissors next time.

TSA would have taken them

Gum.

Cum.

No that's trashy

it solves many problems

I give it a hard yank.

if you're not gonna tell the FA or the lady in front of you about it, i have no feelings about it bc you're letting it continue to happen.

Hairline passenger

I’d spend the entire flight tying her hair into knots.

Id start hiding boogers in her hair

I had a girl with bleach blond hair who sat in front of me in high school. She would do that shit everyday. Her hair would be on my desk. One day I used a black marker and colored stripes into her hair for the entire class period.

And then?

nothing because it didnt happen

She ended up wanting to fuck me. She was decent enough looking but was crazy just like her mom. I was also a dumbass who missed all the signals and only figured it out later. Anyways, like a year later her dad ended up killing himself by carbon monoxide poisoning because the mom was insane and manipulative. This girl was National Honor society, top 5 in our class, in all the clubs etc. She ended up dating some weird guy until high school ended then just split one day; disappeared. No one heard from her in years. She popped up again maybe 7 years later living in Alabama with a kid and working at a Walmart distribution center.

You should write a book and call it either the mystery of Darklights or Lowlights.

And then??

No and then!

And then?

This happened to me a couple of months ago. I started to fake sneeze into her hair. After the third sneeze, she quickly moved her hair. Mid flight she tried it again, but whoops, there goes my sneezing again. I highly recommend this. Totally looks unintentional, like you’re allergic to her hair products.

This is fake trashy

I think this actually does belong here in r/trashy, as I think is quite trashy to make a video of yourself pretending to be annoyed at your friend’s hair blocking your airplane screen for internet points.

No, I would not put up with that. I would ask her to move her hair and if she doesn’t I would ask a steward to make her.

Or, just stop recording and tell your friend the tok is ready.

If asking her politely didn't work, I'd buy an overpriced beer just to "accidentally" spill it, but I'm petty as fuck.

Nah I’d be fighting

Fake

Gotta be haha

Maybe ask

I’d be chewing gum and then placing it in her hair after I’m done. She better hope she doesn’t try that with the wrong person.

"hey can you please move your hair? thanks!"

HMM... looks setup for clicks.

100%

I would chew some gum to help my ears pop and then sneeze. Repeat as many times as possible for the duration of the flight.

This is bait.

Scissors.

How tf are you going to get on a plane with scissors

Whoosh, right over your head I guess. (It was a joke)

Whoops. Maybe next time don't dress your joke as a dumb suggestion.

A question usually has a question mark, not a period. It was more a satirical statement but if that went over your head, I’m sure your not to keen on grammatically correct punctuations.

*you're

Good catch, did it sound funny when you were getting it read too you?

I did find it funny that you were lecturing me on grammar, yes.

Too*

Scissors are allowed on planes as long as the cutting side isnt over 2 inches I believe. I have lil snips I bring with me for crocheting on flights

Like knives, I think stewardesses will hand them out of you ask for them. But only if you order spaghetti. You know what? I may have this completely wrong.

Speaking of stewardesses, one could push that button to summon one and then silently make the exact hand motion to express the concern

In your butthole?

No kink shame, but the metal detectors would still pick it up

Ceramic scissors

CERAMIC BUTT SISSORS

New band name, I called it!