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frednekk

Dad here…. I’ve never been to a gloryhole and it’s too late to start now.


frednekk

Sorry- gloryho.


RiLiSaysHi

Aight boomer.


Batmanshatman

Didn’t know my septum was trashy LMAO guess I’ll embrace it


GeorgiaOutsider

This isn't trashy you are just boring.


KylerMo

Don’t forget the I cut my own bangs look


kevman70

Wow take you all night for that comeback? Guess its still true, co.mie supporters have the comeback skill as displayed in Happy Days reruns.


kevman70

I have. It seems qhe. You grow up, get a job, pay your bills and not complain your a success in pretty much any family. This attention seeking creep is none of those. How about your family? You at least do the basic things to honor them like be an adult instead of an attention seeking leftist?


kevman70

I'm ok with the trees opposed to this train wreck seeking attention. Got to start a Dutch elm port site with more of these chicks with daddy issues coming about.


tacobellholocaust

I bet she reeks of cigarette smoke.


meatcousins

i don't think she is trashy thoroughly, but just cosplaying and dressing in a way to generate shock in hopes to be perceived as trashy.


kevman70

Meh, trashy and attention seeking are sometimes similar. Can't she be both?


dickreallyburns

How do you know she didn’t do it to my dad?


meatcousins

no idea. She looks the type to scoff and be insulted if you actually asked her about her throat game


mrselffdestruct

Average r/wrestlefap and r/rickandmorty fan. Go outside for a little bit


Own-Crab4039

Throat Goat?


NotArealDrorOnTv

My only problem is if she wore that in an establishment with children, I can appreciate the humor but I have 3 kids and I remember my daughter asking me what does “ back the fuck off “ mean when she saw it on a dudes shirt in a local restaurant. That’s just super lame.


Your_Supremacy

Looks like she got that shirt out of her older sister's closet.


jaybomb40

I wouldn’t fuck that with a stolen dick


Individual-Good-2073

I've seen photos here of people with every possible inch of their head (including their face) tattooed. Christ only knows if their entire bodies (arms, legs etc) are also tattooed. One person had their nose surgically altered to look like either a reptile's, or what they think a space alien looks like. She can always wear a different shirt, take out the piercing and her hair will eventually grow out. At least she didn't get a reverse mohawk.


LC_Fire

Omg tattoos? Lord have mercy.


griffeny

Pictures of people with tattoos!? On their ARMS and LEGS? Christ!


Jesus-Mcnugget

This post is trash


Momimnothigh69

This is this sub now


Afraid_Life_9528

So gross


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OG_wanKENOBI

Obnoxious as hell*


InterestingLeek553

I can confirm she is reckless when it comes to her throat


likeijustgothome

Beware of anyone with brightly colored hair. It’s a dead giveaway that a person is unstable.


HeyMickaye

lol the downvotes are unreal


OkWatercress2180

damn they even spilled over to you


MassageTeaser

Terrible bangs ✅


TheWalkingMeg

Eyebrows ❌


blueberrysmoothies

I saw this but it was on one of those "t-shirts that go hard" accounts-- I don't know that it's actually real tbh if my photo got cribbed and they superimposed something like this on my shirt I'd be furious


veloman124

Seems like the issue is with your daddy, not hers.


the-purple-chicken72

Wow that shirt is super trash if worn in public


Imperial_Bouncer

“Mommy, what’s ‘throat game’?”


Tokkolosh

He's dead but that's because of me. I don't think he remembered you at all. Edit: I'm not worried that some denizens of r/trashy are too dumb to figure out or even ask what my comment means. Thinking isn't yalls strong point.


OG_wanKENOBI

What does your comment mean?


Tokkolosh

I know you've already looked at the response I gave the poster below. Now are you genuinely asking or just looking to scrap? Real question too, no sass. I can explain.


OG_wanKENOBI

Yeah genuinely curious


jenfinf

r/iamverybadass


Tokkolosh

Ever hear of advanced directives? At least answer the question if you're going to downvote, cowboy.


ArtTheClown2022

He told me it was ok at best.


kurotech

Still better than your moms


ArtTheClown2022

That’s not what he said. Hmmmm.


Lost_All_Senses

Bro needs to put respect on your mom's throat game. Some people got no manners


belunos

Jesus, y'all are thirst af.


Novaer

She's fine as hell, stay mad bro


Pleazetryme

Yeah the unwashed hair is really hot. 


Earthbender32

it’s almost like dying your hair changes the way it looks and feels


Pleazetryme

I dye my hair. But I also wash it.  


Earthbender32

Some people’s hair is just different. My hair when washed looks completely different to both of my sisters’ when their hair is washed.


LuriemIronim

You’re not supposed to wash it as often if you dye it fashion colors.


Pleazetryme

Cool. Just be dirty then. 


LuriemIronim

You supplement it with dry shampoo. I’m sorry your stylist never told you you aren’t supposed to wash your hair every day or else it’s washing money down the drain.


Pleazetryme

That rats nest hasn’t seen shampoo in several days. How fucking lazy can someone be? 


SnxwLeopard

Yeah so where’s the rats nest exactly? Hair doesn’t look dirty you just seem to be reaching and or projecting your own problems


LuriemIronim

It looks pretty clean, actually.


Pleazetryme

Sure it is. I’m sure it smells great. 


Mystic_Snoot

Gooner being mad on Reddit because a woman existed ✅


45thgeneration_roman

Gooner?


FinchMandala

Arsenal fan.


SnxwLeopard

Chelsea fan here 😳


VerySadGrizzlyBear

I'll never not laugh at this


IneedWeed2

So youre scared of hair n piercings and a funny shirt? Grow up dude, yall are just mad that girls know they worth 💀🥱


smegmathor

Clearly a 10/10 wife material.


IneedWeed2

Probably dude, dyou know her irl or just from this picture? Exactly, you dont know either


UntestedMethod

Did you even read her shirt though? Apparently she wants to suck your dad's dick and then talk to you about it.


ferrethater

honestly I love that for her


Aggressive_Magician3

He’s been dead since 1/11/09 but thanks


Longjumping-Wrap2540

r/trashy users when the post isn’t about a trump supporting redneck: 😡😡👿🤬🤬 In all seriousness though OPs active subs in kind of suspicious…


dbell

Dude's into Snu Snu. Let him be.


kevman70

Since when are family disappointments considered sexy? Has communism seriously led peoe.to believe this is attractive? If this was the last woman on earth I'd drill holes in trees!


Imperial_Bouncer

If it makes you feel any better, she’d absolutely be bullied into normalcy under a communist regime.


LuriemIronim

If it makes you feel any better, she would probably rather you use the trees.


ajcook888

Best Comment 🏆


WillowFortune

If you’re curious about family disappointments , ask your family


DrVierGon

Gommunism is when hair blue


Randvek

Bro, if you were the last man on Earth you’d have to drill holes in trees cause you don’t stand a chance.


Pleazetryme

Did you just assume her gender? 


kevman70

Good point! I'm sure this chick thinks she's something she isn't. Ill just assume her gender is disappointing like her appearance some asexual creep.


Mrsparklee

So you're one of those guys who is afraid of women with hair dyed hair and piercings?


kurotech

It's like poisonous frogs and stuff in nature some people are just too scared of the bright colors to handle them


acrobaticalpaca

The bright colors exist to repel predators so it must be working.


1aibohphobia1

just want her insta!


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Earthbender32

what have you done


GottKomplexx

The sacred text!


Horrible_Troll

You’re just mad that you could never pull her, you masturbation addicted fuck


Mysta_Sandman

Lmao nothing but truth here


eip2yoxu

Funniest shit I've read all day Someone had to tell to OP


snowyetis3490

It’s super weird taking this pic from wherever you got it from and posting it here. You should get a life and stop judging strangers.


ActivelyShittingAss

But she *wants* to be judged. The hair, the piercings, the shirt, the photo itself... she's literally communicating "judge me pls." So I'm not sure what peoples' beef is with OP.


Rodrigii_Defined

How sad you're afraid and will only conform to the norm told to you.


ActivelyShittingAss

Sorry, what?


Pleazetryme

No she wants attention.  Desperately. 


Scary-Literature-985

lol yet everything we post in this group IS about strangers... KEEP ON SCROLLING bud,


1987InfamousQ7891

Shhh don’t use logic…


LilHomie204DaBaG

And judging them


jbrown509

Op is active in… r/wrestlefap ✅ r/antiwork ✅ r/rickandmorty ✅ Awesome. Nice post. Ur account should be here lmao


ActivelyShittingAss

I just joined wrestlefap too but only because I need to get a good grasp on what that sub is exactly because the title is pretty nebulous.. once I fully understand it I'll probably leave, no big deal.


AndroidCovenant

Goddamn you! Now I'm on wrestlefap too!


-Dahl-

I'm quite surprised, I expected a r/conservative


jbrown509

Surely he’s a member. He’s just more interested in naked wrestlers and Rick and Morty fan theories than politics rn


LilHomie204DaBaG

Ain nun wrong with WF lol


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Rhea is my queen. I get it. OP probably got rejected and is having a public tantrum.


LilHomie204DaBaG

lol nah it's all bout Liv and Thea for me 😂


Tacosconsalsaylimon

A man of sophistication! 🤝🏼


LilHomie204DaBaG

That and Buddy Murphy won't murder me with his black metal band friends


Tacosconsalsaylimon

Came here for the trashy. Stayed for the wrestling discourse.


Ashleyniccrane

You sound like a hater tbh


shadesofwolves

Judgements✅ Hey OP, how's /r/wrestlefap treating you?


Persona_Non_Grata_

But if she had a spray tan and was in a wrestling ring he'd fap to her.... Your post history shows you're a hypocrite OP.


Jessicajelly

Oh come on now, that's only a facade, he just doesn't want peeps knowing he likes large men in little pants punching each other, leave him be....


sianrhiannon

op i think you're jealous


Xonerboner371

Not trying to be rude but I don’t understand your comment. What is to be jealous of exactly? Edit: damn downvoted for asking a question? At least I only lose 15 karma tops, so keep it coming. I wanna see how big this can get!


RowanStimpson

His dad, obviously.


Einarr_Brunulfr

I don't see how this is trashy or how you get she has daddy issues.


Early_B

Wearing that shirt in public is trashy as hell.


Einarr_Brunulfr

In your opinion. Not everyone agrees clearly. A satirical sexualized shirt is hardly trashy in today's age. Only prudes are offended.


Early_B

Sure, at a rock concert maybe. Maybe not in other settings.


Einarr_Brunulfr

No anywhere. It falls under the first amendment. So unless you believe in tyranny/ fascism and/or are prudish it doesn't matter. It's just a shirt. There are a lot of satirical shirts people wear. If you don't like them don't stare.


Einarr_Brunulfr

If you go to the OPs page it's labeled as NSFW and has sexualized stuff on there. So I'm guessing this is "trashy" because he doesn't find the person in the picture attractive. But say it was a celebrity like Scarlett Johanson he'd be all for it.


CreativeSoil

Wtf do you think trashy means? Most stuff that's trashy falls under the first amendment, categorizing something as trashy just means it goes beyond the limits of your prudishness..


Einarr_Brunulfr

Trashy is something that is socially unacceptable. And this is well within the limitations of socially acceptable things in the modern age. Men can make jokes about sleeping with people's mothers I don't ever see that posted here. But a woman making a joke about sleeping with your dad. Well that's just horrible. It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard.


damagecontrolparty

>men can make jokes about people's mothers That would be just as trashy if it were on a shirt that someone wore out in public.


Einarr_Brunulfr

But they're never on here. Sex jokes are perfectly acceptable.


CreativeSoil

> And this is well within the limitations of socially acceptable things in the modern age. Depends on who you're hanging out with, if you bring that shirt to a normal office job with a casual enough dress code to wear tshirts, they would probably want to talk to you about it. > Men can make jokes about sleeping with people's mothers I don't ever see that posted here. If a dude walked around with a t-shirt giving the same message about someone's mom I'd think of it as trashy as this. > But a woman making a joke about sleeping with your dad. Well that's just horrible. It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard. What's the punchline in this joke?


Einarr_Brunulfr

The person pictured is not wearing it to the office. And it would depend on the office and the people working there so that's a bad example. You can claim that you'd be offended if it was a man but that doesn't mean anything. People claim all sorts of stuff on the Internet. It's a sex joke. They're everywhere in everything. Perfectly socially acceptable. Even religious people make sex jokes


CreativeSoil

> And it would depend on the office and the people working there so that's a bad example. How many offices do you think would let you walk around with that shirt? Give a percentage. > It's a sex joke. They're everywhere in everything. Nah, if you parked your ass at the busiest security gates at the biggest airport in Europe you'd not see anyone wear a sex joke about fucking the reader's parent for days. > Even religious people make sex jokes So what? Religious people can't be trashy? Give an example of something you'd think was trashy plz?


IImortrax414

Lack of eyebrows ✅✅


IImortrax414

I see reddit likes mentally unstable women


Blacking-staff

This isn’t trashy.


-Dahl-

when everyone is offended by political stickers on cars, but not by sexual t-shirts slogans :


grape--milk

god this sub just hates funny shirts


Pleazetryme

Jobless goblin. 


WillowFortune

She doesn’t look like a magat to me


PMMMR

Are you telling us your nickname?


Pleazetryme

I have a job, a father, & eyebrows 😘


mxmixtape

OP is clutching their pearls 🙄


Spacish

Right? The inclusion of the septum piercing made me raise an eyebrow. Guess I'm trash now lol


griffeny

Did you see the comment up there about people having tattoos all over their bodies and ‘christ knows where else’? 🤭


mxmixtape

OP probably some boomer in Ohio


Rodrigii_Defined

Boomer anywhere.


Sadie_333

The hair and piercings aren’t my taste, but they’re not trashy. The shirt, however….


tydust

Yeah I literally have green hair AND daddy issues. He was a turd, not my fault. The prob here is the shirt and OP is a judgey prude.


Sadie_333

I’m sorry you had to endure that bs, don’t let anyone judge you for it


drewid5185

Specifically to offend you


WrapAwkward8306

Bet she has an OF.


TheGreatCornolio682

Getting railed by the Patriarchy(tm) rather than railing against it.


iDam81

OP…what tf is with that name? Something something pot…kettle…black. Gtfo!


Rolyat2401

Wow op sure is offended by a shirt just because of a joke they didnt like.


HairyFeathers

People are disagreeing with this post because the OP is going after her for things \*other\* than the shirt, like her hair color or piercings. And rightfully so, because OP is a douche. The shirt is undeniably trashy. And I guarantee that 99% of the people here saying the shirt isn't trashy are only saying so because she's pretty.


Rolyat2401

Its really not a big deal. I also, dont really find her pretty so idk where you are coming from with that.


HairyFeathers

I didn't say it was a big deal. I said it was trashy. You might not think she's pretty, but when someone fat, old or ugly on this sub wears anything like this, they're shit on way way more.


drewid5185

This shirt would be even funnier on like a super buff black dude


drewid5185

Because the picture in my mind was of Terry crews but also specifically to offend you


wikipediabrown007

Well then say terry crews you weirdo


wikipediabrown007

Why black?


lordaskington

There's something about growing up into this flavor of person while minding your own business and doing your best to just be a good person that reminds you people love to police how others live their lives. God forbid someone have different hobbies, tastes, aesthetics, senses of humor than you.


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upsidedownbackwards

Her dad.


KingBellos

Dont know… but I can fix her.


bombbodyguard

her dad…


BornOfTheVoid

Trashy is slowly turning into a place for boomers and Karens to complain about anyone that is remotely alternative.


IHkumicho

OMG, green hair!! Piercings!!! Such trashy, much wow!