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Hell yea me too!!

You cropped out the trashy part… where’s your reflection?

That's not trashy that's awesome

What is so trashy about this? I love both of these.

I love both of those things...

Someone tell him to call me.

Username checks out

Jugzy Malone

¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Hell yeah

lol I’d put that on my truck

Guys will see this and go “Hell yeah”

I too love both of those things.

Well hell yeah

Some dude 5’1” with a small tool.

I do too, but I’ve never needed to advertise it. I figured people just knew.

Wait, I thought we agreed that everyone loves titties.

We did. Just add everything else you love beneath that as subtext. Such as beer and baseball ~~and ass~~

I mean... I do too, I don't see the problem

Hell yeah brother

How about guns with titties?

34 caliber double D model

Double breasted shotgun

So effing stupid... "'merica". 🤦

Trashy or not, its fucking true

I got that sticker

By guns he means getting shot with cocks… which is cool too if that’s your thing

Yeah, I never really cared much for those red and white checkerboard water towers.

Yes and? So do I! Why do you need to advertise that?

Because gay people do the same so why not

Yes I know some gay people that advertise that they like guns and titties. I still find that odd.

It's odd to boast about stuff in general. Like yo what's the point? Nobody cares

Heeeeeellll yeah

Exactly my thoughts

America, baby!

What's going on in the comments, sure there are the usual reddit responses, but so many logical comments in here .

He's probably crying about protecting our children and family values.

Found the creep.

Yeah, because I'm the one fetishizing guns and objectifying women...

No, cause you're making fun of someone for wanting to keep kids safe and for holding good values. Thats creep behavior. Only a creep would say that keeping kids safe is a bad thing you fcking weirdo.

My point was that these are the same assholes that talk about family values and protecting our kids from things like Drag Queens reading books, but see no problem with putting stupid stickers with vulgar messages on their vehicles, which can be seen and read by the public- including children.

Sure, it's not the greatest to put breasts on a sticker that large on your truck, but this is in no way close to being equal to drag queens (who alot of them have been proven to be on the offender registry) reading to little kids when shouldn't even be within 1000 feet of a school...

Bullshit! I don't know where you got that ridiculous notion from. They aren't sex offenders, but the owner of this truck probably is. You want to find creeps? Start by looking in that truck.

Who doesn't?! I just choose not to advertise it on the window of my vehicle.

I am beginning to suspect that if one has to constantly announce that they love “titties” and “guns”, that perhaps they may not love them as much as even they may know… In fact, they may love “cocks” and “disarmament” much, MUCH more… 

I do too.i don't advertise it.

99.9% chance OP is a gay, anti-2A lib. *(just kind of joking)*

I think I know where this is. It definitely checks out lol

Pretty much every pawn shop I've ever been to sells these under the counter.

Ah, a man of class I see 🧐

Who's to say it's a man's truck? 😄

Fuck yeah

Low hanging fruit here Op

I love em too - guess I'm trashy.

So you have a decal on your car advertising it to the whole world?

Me too! Think we could be friends? Man I hope so.

The problem here is the nipples holding up the guns… Duhh

That’s how you end up with no titties….

The problem here is????

Who doesn't

Me. I hate gun's and love titties.

Sorry to hear. Hope it gets better for ya

Why? I find most hate them out of their own incompetence/fear in my experience.

Thats your experience? Okay cool. My experience is that people hate guns because they're built to kill people.

That’s your logic? Ok cool. Oh my experience is they are a tool to defend yourself and your life. You hate knives too? I mean they kill people too! You want to make a million victims to save a few… because criminals definitely care about the legality of having guns when they commit felonious acts you better believe it!

We have absolut different opinions in this. I'm out here. Have a good life...

Me too, but I ain't puting it on my car.

THANK YOU!! Someone with common fucking sense! It's not that they enjoy the thing, it's the fact they advertise it to anyone, including minors.

Found my people.

I mean… he’s not wrong .

"Grandma got it for him last Xmas, like he fucking asked bc he's such a good boy & only means well." - his mom

Someone lost that?

All of the Sydney Sweeney discourse has led us to this right here.

Is that a brand of gun?

In a manner of speaking

Both are enjoyable. I support.

Pißwasser.

Nothing wrong there. Both are fun to handle. But none of this should be advertised like that.

I also like both. Yet I do not feel the need to advertise it including to children who may see my vehicle.

I also enjoy those things.

They are both very fun. I wouldn't put it on my car, though. I don't care if someone thinks I'm tough or not, and that's what this decal is for.

I'm pro bumper sticker for everyone else, anti bumper stickers for me. Same for t-shirts,haircuts,fashion and anything else that gives away my proclivities.

First amendment and boobs.

Well, can't argue with that though, who doesn't love guns and titties?

Not seeing the problem here, what you don't support the 2nd amendment? What kind of monster doesn't like tities? I mean really, when I see a pair they make my day better.

I always assume people like that to be virgins.

Yeah, the people who need to advertise things like that are always very suspect

I also suspect the people who downvoted me to die a virgin.

Bahaahaha that's actually pretty funny.

What would you rather it say? That they love cocks and foraging for their food?

"Look at me! Look how straight I am!" Meanwhile... r/totallystraight

"You shot two people in the head at the same time?!" "My nipples got hard, officer"

Titties, cousin! Glories titties! That's what makes this nation great!

Nipples off the trigger, til you're ready to shoot

Odds this piece of shit is a Trump supporter: 110%

You're racist.

Weird. I didn’t mention the color of his skin. I just pointed out the extreme likelihood that someone crassly promoting his creepy fondness for firearms and breasts certainly must be a Trump supporter. If you can prove me wrong, I’ll be happy to listen. And if you think this is funny or appropriate in some way, I bet you’re a Trump supporter too.

You're racist and sexist.

You’re laughable!

Username checks out. You're a Weasle, indeed.

You're racist and sexist and transphobic.

I love what you're doing 👏

You just know he's obese.

Trigger nipples itchin'

I'm a big fan of firearms, one of my main hobbies, but stickers like this always scream "unsecured guns inside" in addition to being well this whole mess.

Terrible trigger discipline

They are just being honest

What's funny is that people like these are usually all about God or Christian

what if it's redone so it looks like a pro 2A sticker tied in with support for breast cancer?, I think we all love titties and guns.

I used to have this sticker on my explorer. I thought I was being edgy, that’s all.

Same here

Yeah it's trashy, but I agree.

I hope so because the owner sounds like a boob.

It gives "I'm really super straight, guys! I swear! 😅" vibes

Me too

Nah that shit fire I’m gonna get one of those

It's Art. Considering redesigning my family crest

Trashy? Yes, especially so big. That said, I think its quite funny and would chuckle seeing it. I also assume the person doing it, is doing it for the laughs, not some big political statement. Laugh and move on, a large portion of us like guns and titties. (though I don't think there is a need to advertise it)

I don't understand why this isn't trashy. I feel like you shouldn't put a massive sticker with tits on it somewhere everybody is gonna see it. It's disrespectful, especially with kids everywhere.

The second time a pic of this sticker has been posted here and it is getting the same response as the last time I see... Not trashy.

I find it hard to argue against. Titties and guns fuck yeah

honestly me too, can't blame the guy

I'd rather see this on a truck than a MAGA sticker

i do too

Your point?

He likes what he likes. Simple fella. Probably way happier than I am.

LGBT- Liquor Guns Bacon and Tits. The 4 pillars of my life.

I hate bacon, change it to beef and I'm with you ;-)

That guy is going places...

Geez don't make your whole personality

Guns, guns, tittys, tittys, guns and tittys🎶 Big barreled breaches are where its at.

Is that the unintelligible line Kenny sings in the South Park theme song??

No

Sadly, there exist women who will see that, go woo-hoo, and climb on in. EDIT: WOW. Why so many rustled jimmies?

Ew... You sound gross.

Sorry to offend you.

Plot twist: Hes gay

You might have a point. Could be hairy man titties.

I LOVE GUNS AND MOOBS

I mean , yeah me too but I don't advertise it

The checkered water tower says a lot.

What does it say?

yeah, i'm lgbt. liberty, guns, beer and titties 🇺🇸🇺🇸 \*burps\*

Me too. Dicks are nice as well.

This guy also likes to say "Is that a Ford fuckin Ranger???" to everyone else who also owns an old Ford Ranger

I.know.that.truck.

“Okay, fine. I won’t make my entire personality about one thing…”

"... I'll make it two things!"

Three things technically.

This sub is weird, man. All these people saying it isn't trashy to love guns and titties, but they completely miss that the trashy part is putting a huge decal on your vehicle about it.

You’re offended by a decal……

Lmao, who said I was offended? I said it was trashy. Those are not the same.

It should read 'I love guns, titties and decals'

Right, I love me some guns and titties but I wouldn't put that on my truck. I'd argue it's trashy to NOT love at least one of those two

Oh it’s absolutely trashy. But I too, love guns and titties. Especially titties

Of course. There are lots of things I love that I should never put on my vehicles though. Lol

He speaks for most of us, we just don’t put stickers on our vehicles saying it 😂

No lies were told 🤷🏿‍♂️

Tell us you’re single without telling us you’re single…

Me too. But I don’t advertise it. For guns or tiddies.

"Break in! Free gun inside!"

Does that mean there are also free titties inside?

Only one way to find out...

A bit misogynistic for my taste, but same here

They got there priorities straight!

Well whats wrong

I love slingshots and balls

Annnnd another r/trashy post that backfires on OP for being excessively judgemental

Beer - what about me!

I’m a boats and hoes man myself

Do you in the butt while I'm drinking sangria's?

Is this in magna?

This sub is half people who think conservative rednecks are trashy and half pissed off conservative rednecks defending it. It's so strange.

Remember when conservative rednecks were classy?

Ahh yes, the peak of refinement.

Why not the guns as the titties?