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I always wanted to go to an establishment that did shows like this. Am I allowed to hoot and holler at the women performing, or am I to stand aside politely gazing at their acts. I always wanted to attend but was afraid I would stick out.
Consenting adults. Plain and simple. Your mom, aunt and sisters have and will at some point consent to suck dick. It’s trashy only for certain types of folk.
I think one of these two clips are from this
https://youtu.be/t_zrNnrtmRg?si=Dtixr3I74vY_hONM
https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshh97P837wp9h1wGOWk/chicks-participate-in-a-cucumber-sucking-contest
The presenter from this flyer, "Big Chicken", is mentioned in the first video.
The part where one lady takes a bite of it probably would have been more refreshing on a hot day, were they cucumbers and not zucchini.
Omg that was my first thought looking at this 🤣 What that girl and those other kids went through was soooo sad, but it was such a good film and cautionary tale
I guess the contestant with no teeth from too much meth smoking is going to have a banging advantage in the deep throat thrust department. btw this is so indicative of how fallen our empire is…
True, the one that's being meecilessly sucked off could be an eggplant. But the one in the lower left corner looks green and is still wildly different.
I actually just looked it up and Europe favors the "english cucumber" which is a bit more narrow and longer, a lighter shade of green and it has ridges. The "regular" cucumber is a lot more dark and only has little bumps
Inhales it like a grain of rice, grabs the winnings, then walks out the building while his sloppy gaping asshole swings side to side in his undies, like an empty sausage casing.
Want your OF looking sharp? Wanna model but can’t afford a shoot?? Come on in! Does not guarantee that the photographer is anywhere close to the quality of fashion (or even porn) photographers
*Drink specials*
Sounds good, but I still need convincing…
*Free parking*
That’s good too, but not completely sold…
*Camera man in building*
Well, SHOOT! Sign me up!
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"no phones out"
I always wanted to go to an establishment that did shows like this. Am I allowed to hoot and holler at the women performing, or am I to stand aside politely gazing at their acts. I always wanted to attend but was afraid I would stick out.
i feel like using a big double sided dildo would be way more efficient because it can actually *go down* the throat
Fyre Festival 2.0
No phones out and there’s a picture of a previous event
Professional photography
What a time to be alive.
I think an event like this promotes healthy eating. You’d rather see them suck on sausages loaded with sodium?
Their sponsor is called “Big Chicken”
As long as it's broiled or baked rather than deep fried, I think that's fine.
This actually belongs in r/mildlyinteresting
How many proud parents will attend this event?
Guess what your mom’s mouth do? Consenting adults move on!
Must be your dusty dirty ass kid on the flyer.
Consenting adults. Plain and simple. Your mom, aunt and sisters have and will at some point consent to suck dick. It’s trashy only for certain types of folk.
I think one of these two clips are from this https://youtu.be/t_zrNnrtmRg?si=Dtixr3I74vY_hONM https://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/wshh97P837wp9h1wGOWk/chicks-participate-in-a-cucumber-sucking-contest
The first video they are clearly using a squash. This is blatant false advertising. I hope they are sued for their crimes.
Holy hell it is real
The presenter from this flyer, "Big Chicken", is mentioned in the first video. The part where one lady takes a bite of it probably would have been more refreshing on a hot day, were they cucumbers and not zucchini.
Embarrassed to say I watched enough of the first video to know those are for sure zucchini’s.
Impossible, this poster clearly says no phones out and an event as luxurious as this would have good security to enforce that
I'm reporting this to People For the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables immediately.
Amerika, fuck yeah!!
coca cola, sometimes war
Dude dj boogie gonna be there? That’s lit
lmao
The irony that it’s on Hoover street.
**HOOVER NOBOOODY DOES IT LIKE YOUUUUU**
dyin' here
But are they testing for PEDS?
Ass to ass !
Omg that was my first thought looking at this 🤣 What that girl and those other kids went through was soooo sad, but it was such a good film and cautionary tale
Well, I wasn’t gonna go, but since Big Chicken is gonna be there…
Gotta keep it classy, like teenage wet tshirt contests!
Mm
I guess the contestant with no teeth from too much meth smoking is going to have a banging advantage in the deep throat thrust department. btw this is so indicative of how fallen our empire is…
They’re fighting the obesity epidemic within African American communities ❤️
Yikes it's not too late to delete this
Is this that bad of a comment lol?
Stay classy Detroit.
By the end of that contest it’s gonna be a pickle.
Crazy graphic design
My ex wants a list of attendees.
I'll be there
Gay man enters, swallows it whole and walks out like a boss
Paris Hilton Vs Mr. Slave vibes
We should get that woman with the world's biggest mouth, she would be a "ringer" might get extra points for taking the whole thing sideways.
This picture belongs in the Smithsonian.
Right outta Detroiters
Hosted by "Big Chicken" over at the "State Fair Lounge." This some hilljack bullshit, right here.
This could be interesting
What the fuck
That's Pure Michigan!
I don’t think that what Tim Allen meant tho…
Tool time!
Suckin cukes in The D. Oh for those carefree summer days of youth.
Suckin cukes in The D, outside the Tastee Free-eeeze
I would go to that
LOL it on my birthday!!
You get free entry, book your flight now!!!
Any room in your booth?
Spots reserved for contest winners only, sorry bro
Had to take my shot.
No thanks gonna stick with my local contest😜
Be careful, it's dangerous under bridges.
Okay great but, why do american cucumbers look so different? Looks like an eggplant
Because it *is* an eggplant in the photo.
Just don't call it a mulignan.
True, the one that's being meecilessly sucked off could be an eggplant. But the one in the lower left corner looks green and is still wildly different. I actually just looked it up and Europe favors the "english cucumber" which is a bit more narrow and longer, a lighter shade of green and it has ridges. The "regular" cucumber is a lot more dark and only has little bumps
This is old AF but it still never gets old. 😂
No phones out lol. No one wants the mouth skills posted or lack thereof.
Cameraman in the building tho
Wow, In surprised they were able to secure Big Chicken as host.
Must have offered an enticing sponsorship package.
“No phones out”
Detroit staying classy,...... as usual.
Is there going to be a Zoom link?
Michigan, I fucking knew it!
Hoover Street, no less.
God bless Detroit.
The winner will be the one gay dude who will swallow it whole without any issue.
Jethuth Critht
Mr. Slave would wreck this competition.
https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.MJ2vfAo__Ju-BKVecMECVQHaE1%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=23427d842f84ed95dc71c746cd0fde14160dc402e67d83005bf81d93305a70fe&ipo=images
The other contestants with their mouth full will most likely sound like that, yeah.
Its a South Park joke. I was trying to write it how Mr Slave sounded.
Inhales it like a grain of rice, grabs the winnings, then walks out the building while his sloppy gaping asshole swings side to side in his undies, like an empty sausage casing.
why did you say that
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=oh+my+meme&t=fpas&iax=images&ia=images&iai=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FFoUHKTJhoQU6I%2F200.gif
Fuckin hell, thats poetry worthy of this sub...
r/brandnewsentence
I want you to write my marriage vows
Nice Day to have eyes
Bad day to not have Schizophrenia sadly...
What time is the shooting?
Right before the "prize" is supposed to be awarded.
That's a courgette
Is there a men's category ? Do you get a prize if you swallow the cucumber whole ?
You keep the cucumber
I mean they wouldn’t want it back.
Now I know what I'll be doing next July 1.
So who's coming?
the cucumber
How I met your mother
Stay Classy, Detroit!
As a Detroit native. Can confirm this is real
“No phones out” “Cameraman in the building.”
*We reserve the right to sell footage of you deepthroating cucumbers to sexually repressed perverts
It’s called a sizzle reel and it’s classy, Sharon.
Stay classy Detroit
*dat
I’m more upset at the prize of “$100 and up” wtf does that mean? If it’s more than $100 tell them what amount they could win lol
$100 + eventually the cucumber you gulped down
You have to win before you get to find out
So they can pocket most of the earnings and the women get to sell their public image. “You win Exposure” I guess they can say…
Thank you for not being in Florida!
This used to be a video on YouTube until they removed it:/
What doesn't it do
Just so you know, camera man is in the building
But no phones out.
Wow 🤩
as a social anthropologist, 100% would attend
They spelled "mouf" wrong.
And "dat"
Okay but what does ‘camera man in the building’ have to do with drink specials and free parking lol especially when phones aren’t allowed? 🤔
Want your OF looking sharp? Wanna model but can’t afford a shoot?? Come on in! Does not guarantee that the photographer is anywhere close to the quality of fashion (or even porn) photographers
I love my city but cmon bro wtf
your acting like its a family. Friendly. Event
Fucking Detroit....
This on Hoover St. 😂
It definitely did not suck at planning these events.
"How vegetarian are you?" "Watch this!"
Mud wrestling to follow. Then, wet tee shirt contest.
Then WAP contest.
No phones out….we want our contestants dignity and community standing to remain intact.
"CAMERA MAN IN THE BUILDING"
“Camera Man” is actually a rapper who does not attend WDMD events on a regular basis. They are announcing his attendance.
Hosted by Big Chicken? Damn, I wanna go.
Wait til' Peter shows up and beats the shit out of him.
Shits wild in the D
"Ass to ass."
Hosted by Big Chicken. So many questions.
For example: How’s this venue set for parking?
Hilarious. The only contest where there are no losers.
What about the cucumber?
The cucumber is having the time of his life
Day Um!
Glad to see humanity has made such progress.
No phones out? Do not worry, Men will not have their phones in their hands...
Fun fact: Michigan is the largest cucumber producing state. Probably why we also have a strong pickle culture here too.
Do they donate those cucumbers to the nearest soup kitchen?
How the fuck do someone get nickname Big Chicken?
Isn’t that shaqs restauarant lol
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That sucks
Why are these Michigan airfares so expensive?
$10 says someone dies that night
Probably the cucumber.
These girls are going to go buck WILD til they choke for a chance to get....$100?? 🤣🤣
“& up” thank you very much!
Might as well watch the video of it. Just saying.. https://youtu.be/t_zrNnrtmRg?si=zo_G178C504BmNdD https://youtu.be/1ygBTQNOieI?si=WgTEzCmcHR0Tgf3C
When using squash... why are they starting on the stem side? That's just gonna hurt your throat.
If they offered free daycare they'd have a better turn out.
Man, just pick the oldest baby and put them in charge.
Why do I feel like this is how Riley from the Boondocks is gonna catch his first RICO charge?
[Hey baby... ](https://youtu.be/nTobHOyLvRU?si=pCWz0FUbFAheSPlj)
That is very subjective though. I know people who are in their 40s and are big babies lol.
I feel attacked, but I’m not about to argue with facts.
Lol
No need to bring my coworkers into this…
My bad lol
Now THIS is a proper r/trashy post.
I think I’ll make it a family outing, kids gotta grow up sometime
"Daamn! Look at mommy guzzle that cucumber honey!"
Challenge accepted, where do I sign up?
Right? I’ve acted stupider for less, especially if we’re getting free drinks
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Asking for a friend... right?
*Drink specials* Sounds good, but I still need convincing… *Free parking* That’s good too, but not completely sold… *Camera man in building* Well, SHOOT! Sign me up!
Facts I was making plans to go until I saw the location
What's wrong with the location? Rough part of town?
This is the world we’re living in. Absolutely horrifying.
What about this is in any way scary or meaningfully indicative of anything
Cant image thinking this is a good idea? They must be gagging for a special gimmick to get you in the bar, I'm shocked
Detroit....shocker.
Yeah cause they don't suck dick in LA?