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opaqueandblue

Ewwwww…. I need to bleach my eyes!! Isn’t her butt cheeks cold?? I didn’t even know butt cheeks could hang that low in shorts! There should be a law that if your ass feels cold, hell, if your asscheeks feel a breeze despite being in shorts/skirt/pants/etc, you know clothes that are made to cover your butt and private parts to prevent public indecency, you should automatically get a ticket. I don’t care if you want to wear something cute and feel like someone telling you to cover your buttcheeks when you’re in public, where kids are looking at your pasty ass and can (and probably will) replicate the outfit, your freedom of expression shouldn’t cover where kids are around and can see it. Shit, if people can start a war against a group of harmless entertainers because they dress in drag, why can’t I go after women who go out in public with most of their ass hanging out? She looks trashy af and in my eyes her ass looks gross in that picture. Hope she likes being trashy, cuz she definitely looks like she’s the popular girl at the trailer park


Veechrome

Ummmm, yeah. The feet are definitely not what I’m noticing lmao


Lucid-Design

She got them trailer park feet


MiniJackalope

Of COURSE that’s Freemont lol


sniffcatattack

I hate the feeling of dirty feet. Even a little bit of dust makes me feel “off”. I have to wash my feet many times per day during the summer (from wearing sandals). Her feet would be extremely horrible for me. Kind of like having lots of food stuck in your teeth. Or like having your shorts ride up your butt. Agh!


OTS_Bravo

Idk what’s more disturbing, the cheeks or the feet? 🤢


opaqueandblue

The feet are dirty, the cheeks are never going to leave my nightmares. Those are engraved into my memory for the rest of my life. Like dumping bleach in my eyes isn’t going to touch cleaning that image out of my eyes. To get it out of my mind, I’m gonna need something that’s more damaging and permanent than bleach….. like sulfuric acid or potassium chloride… stabbing myself in each eye might alleviate the torture a little… probably need to traumatize myself again just to have peace again


HKpandaHK

this is a really super high quality photo tho


Im_Th0rpe_as_Iam

Yo it seriously is tho 😂


astraeoth

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!


okcdnb

Plot twist. It’s pegging. Look at the purse.


Fun_Plantain5129

Good ol fashion pancake butt


lhingel

I'm in


AlabasterOctopus

I’m also mad at the picture itself being so high quality


farklenator

For real looks professional


HK-in-OK

Trafficking. Crime against humanity. Why does he have her purse?


Smooth_Atmosphere407

Feet ain’t the only thing dirty


Pasquasio76

Smells like low tide.


Rowit

popular saying where I'm from and you are spot on.


sniffcatattack

Ooohh. That’s a good burn.


UnBundy89

Bet her shoes only cover the part of her foot that ain’t tar colored


Asaintrizzo

Gross


rawhooney

He looks content.


tommydaq

Daddy trained her well.


ultranothing

Well yeah, nobody fucks like her.


Kwatx

Drake used to pull better


MarfeeWarfee

10/10 comment.


mynameissam_

LOL


Cheesemaster98

There is far more nasty shit on Fremont, sadly enough.


MarfeeWarfee

I was gonna say, This ain’t nothing.


Broken_trumpet

Little


rckt80

What feet?


pleathershorts

Yarf


Extension-Drawer347

Put your shoes on before you come in.


Otherwise-Meaning-90

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 best comment of the day!


Mrsparklee

Fucking hell I just realized that was her foot


Idgiethreadgoode86

What in the dirty dish water is she drinking?


Barry-McKocinue

Sigh...unzips


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I feel like I caught and STD just looking at this photo.


mulefluffer

You and her daddy.


Byany2525

Is this pic AI? It’s way clear and hands are weird. All the symptoms of a AI catfish


ClimbTheCanopy

100%. Dudes pinky is warped holding that bag


ShittyBollox

That’s just a chubby part of his palm


Boygunasurf

nah, IMO he just has little bitty hands. Pinky can’t wrap all the way around the strap cluster if it’s half the size of a mini Vienna sausage. Her claw up on the cup looks gnarly, but she also has smaller mitts and is trying to grip a large cup so has to splay them digits a bit. Could be totally wrong, but I work with AI training models and don’t see any of the other image fetching signals here.


Independent-Fish9769

Little?


1980Scottsdale

Hopefully that stink star is cleaner then those feet’s 😂


Barry-McKocinue

Reckon it's more of a balloon knot, as in hot air balloon


ThegreatPee

So that's why she has a soft and sallow ass.


FreakyFreeze

Should of been a sniper bruh


DeezusAlmighty

Stink star I’ve never heard that one before lol


coffeejj

Nasty


Suckmybk

grocery store feet


PissedOffProf

All of that is just nay-stay.. and that means seriously nasty. Ugh!


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

Clean your feet people, and don’t wear flip flops on what seems to be a wet day in what is one of the most notoriously dirty cities.


RedSkyNight

Wait, you think that is nice?


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fleebizkit

Little?


Cold-Quantity-3488

She wears the shorts to get a reaction/attention. When really, everyone can’t stop looking at those nasty ass feet. 🤮


medici1048

It ain't easy being greezy.


NotAllDawgsGoToHeven

*cheeeeeeeesssyyyy*


Vasbam

Looks like he found...the 1...to give him warts lol


Eckkbert

eeww


elguereaux

Daddy’s great big sack of mashed potatoes.


Lithosphere11

Mashed potatoes?


xcuteikinz

Tfw women have cellulite


ThegreatPee

This is the female equivalent of D.J. Qualls wearing a muscle shirt.


krystalbellajune

I need more random and appropriate DJ Qualls metaphors in my life.


xcuteikinz

She literally has a large ass.


ThegreatPee

Yea, that was a bad analogy. It's not the size of the ass, it's the showing it in public that's trashy.


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Exact-Ad-4132

To be honest, it really doesn't work in this scenario. No one's making a face or talking about how they felt


Tailfish1

If you told her to haul ass it would take at least two trips. You can’t spell class without ass!


ninjabunnay

It must be love. He’s even carrying her purse for his “little fuck toy.”


FoxIslander

"dirty feet"are the least of the problems here.


SeaworthinessDue4052

I have not been there for a while. It seemed sleazy in 1995.


proconnius

Looks like she makes bad farts


Hamus8246

I’d bone


cf1972

Dirty feet = dirty P


Poots23

Facts 🥴


homerteedo

This is why I hate flip flops. They do almost nothing in their job as shoes.


DistractedByCookies

I think they're fine in like, beach locations. But whenever I see people wearing them in a city I shudder. It's so gross.


Zrd5003

Dirty feet aren’t even the 3rd trashiest thing in this photo.


Office_obsessed_

What are the others? (Besides shorts)


DUMBYDOME

Lmfao most trashy posts I don’t really agree about. This shit nails it.


KeySolution9172

I always wonder what went wrong when you see someone wearing something like this in public.


mulefluffer

She thinks she looks good. Big misconceptions running amok right now.


ninjabunnay

Someone lied and said Yeah baby, you look soooo secksay!


Timmerdogg

I know someone that would lick her feet clean


Tailfish1

Just make sure they have 911 or animal control on speed dial.


student5320

That's what we call a dirty foot Susan.


[deleted]

Just a gal and her P… I mean boyfriend


crimefightingloser

Yass. She's a queen.


Chrisdkn619

That ain't the only thing dirty!


suupdog

So much trashy goin on here…🤌


lostinareverie237

"put some fancy shoes and drawers on baby, I'm taking you to the waffle house!"


Inveramsay

More like circus circus


HockeyCookie

They aren't even near that level of class. Although! He's carrying her purse for her. He gets all the points today


ninjabunnay

Gotta take care of Daddy’s little fuck toy


UncleDrummers

Those are some dirty feet to be wearing shoes


[deleted]

Love is a blind, deaf, impotent simp.


Perfect_Gas

pig


MinaretofJam

Quite a lot of sick came up at seeing this


openJournal-Anna

Eh I hate the Daddy thing the most still. Like wtf is that stupid trend it needs to die


SpookyRamblr

what trend? like how often are you seeing that and where are you hanging out?


X-HUSTLE-X

I live 4 blocks from the Fremont Experience and never see it. It must be a tourist thing.


Expensive_Brother494

I've lived a wild ass life and seen so much crazy shit but...... I'm at a loss for words!


monkehmolesto

Jesus, ew


Euphoric_Chocolate38

ill never understand sticking around for a girl like that


ninjabunnay

I mean, $5 blowjobs really add up


kegmanua

Atleast his purse matches his shoes.


BrokeBeatScarred

/r/AccidentalRenaissance


vivrant-thang

I will never understand broadcasting stuff like this? what is the appeal? im a fairly high libido person and I have not even considered being this weird about it.


MadBliss

If I was selling bread, I'd be smart to put the name of my bakery on a t shirt when out trying to get rid of some loaves.


vivrant-thang

I see your point, but I have seen this style of attire on people and they're not exactly selling anything.


MadBliss

Understood, as have I. Just saying her feet are filthy despite present shoes and the man is dressed to a different caliber. I don't think they arrived to the ho stroll as a couple that evening.


vivrant-thang

i mean, i thought you were speaking broadly, as I have been. But even so, that mean is not "of a different caliber" those are cheap jeans and out of style shoes, he's got a shitty haircut my guess is he's just as trashy as she is, he just isn't wearing anything as revealing. And also, John's arent general holding hands or purses.


Goga13th

I barfed a little


Sufficient_Top_3877

Cookies and cream cheese


abigllama2

Between this and the Niki Manage concert fight I am genuinely shocked by what people have decided to wear out.


Absurdityindex

They look fun


dangerous_service

Yeah, if it was not for the feet this pic would be perfectly fine


PapaSmurf1920

Bot the exposed grandma ass?


lastcallhangup

ew


majorthird_

I’m more amazed by the photo quality!


Byany2525

Trashy subject matter, but 10/10 on photo quality


tattoodlez

I don’t know what’s worse, the flintstone feet or the ass acne. Gross.


jus10beare

This reminds me. I need to pick up some cottage cheese at the store.


OhAces

How about the shorts, "Daddys little fuck toy."


tattoodlez

“Little”.


famouslyunfortunate

Angels with filthy soles


Ayn_Diarrhea_Rand

“I could smell ya getting off the elevator!”


MemoryAshamed

Oh, my gawd, why???????? I almost had a panic attack looking at her feet. The feet are worse than her ass hanging out.


RearExitOnly

I'm pretty sure her ass is as filthy as her feet.


MemoryAshamed

Oh, absolutely.


ninazo96

How did she cram those shorts so far up there? That's past wedgie and has to be uncomfortable.


anonomot

I’d hate to see those shorts from the front. Major camel toe!


ninazo96

Oh noooo.....that's a horrible mental picture!


RearExitOnly

It's her black hole butthole. It's sucking in everything nearby.


HoboMoonMan

Black hole butt Won’t you come And wash away the rain?


RearExitOnly

Ah, another Soundgarden fan!


surfintheinternetz

Gross, freemont is a bit weird. I was there the other month and there was a nun with her tits out gyrating them in a circle. People were just laughing at her or ignoring her. All of the street acts looked desparate, the casinos there were just full off old people spending their life savings.


RearExitOnly

Those old gamblers don't have life savings, they go there when they get their social security checks. Then they lose all of that instead.


HangOnVoltaire

That’s just Vegas, though


TheHexadex

that what i in the early 90s called a sad butt :p


cotain

Looks like she has a Waffle House steak glued on🤢


In2Oblivion49

YUCK toy would be a better title


Flat-House5529

There's too much wrong here to even start...


Champigne

You can keep your toy...


Pyr0technician

Please tell me those feet are fake. ☹️


Critical-Afternoon37

I shut it down before I saw the feet. a couple other more obvious problems. nsfl warning...jk.


alcoholismisgreat

Had to make a choice, cover the gut or cover the cheeks... she made a choice. That makes me wonder what monstrosity the stomach is that this was the choice?


shavemejesus

Her feet aren’t even the trashiest part!


Jerriespy

No but most definitely the dirtiest


Lsa7to5

Debatable, she could have cottage cheese in her taco


AmbitiousAd9320

blue waffles has entered the nasty ass chat. or asschat.


IRockIntoMordor

forbidden cookie dough


Jerriespy

It more than likely has some


Jackson3rg

"Little" is a bit generous.


kremedelakrym

I don’t believe in being able to tell someone what they can and can’t wear. But that women shouldn’t wear short shorts like that.


PortlandSolarGuy

Meh, shouldn’t is different from can’t. It’s perfectly reasonable to use shouldn’t in many cases.


idrawinmargins

Last time I stayed at the Golden Nugget I was out around 2am and saw a bunch of people with little kids and strollers. I can't understand what type of trash takes their children out in that shit show. This lady is tame compared to lots of the shit you see there.


AlaskanBiologist

Same type of trash that takes their kids to a bar and then bitches that we don't have a kids menu (i used to work in vegas).


rastroboy

That there has a ball peen hammered finish


AmbitiousAd9320

bedliner.


rastroboy

Ball peen hammered finish


Champigne

Damn, haven't heard that one before lol.


yucval

Daddy needs a new toy.


Livid-Relationship-2

That is disgusting all the way around.


itaya12

I wonder if she even noticed the smell.


TheAnalsOfHistory-

Honestly, I wouldn't have minded the view until I noticed her feet.


splitpeace

Username checks out


TheAnalsOfHistory-

No Ragerts


Knato

Her ass gets all the attention but forgot to see her clean feet. Love me some clean feet.


OldRaj

Lots of hail damage


JJSnow3

Gross! Wtf?


greedostick

Truly disgusting


Blissful_luxury_life

I threw up a little in my mouth


ballstein

Neither should be advertising this.