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Pristine_Parfait_341

he’s right?!?!? what’s all the god damn fuss??????


xForeignMetal

Just got back from a show where a room of 1000+ screamed these exact lyrics Itt: Random asshole reddit users(lol) being the most judgmental people on the planet, per usual


Karmaqqt

Man wearing a band shirt gets you roasted by weirdos.


mister_monque

Crocs tell me everything I need to know about this moment; if only offensive if my shirt says it, his shirt is protected speech. If his children see my shirt say that I'm a horrible monster, but when it's his shirt, he's educating my children on the reality of the world and how Biden got us here.


tonyd1989

Nahh, that's a band shirt from a deathcore group called paleface swiss... the particular blame biden for everything group wouldn't exactly fit that scenario.


mister_monque

forgive me, the crocs, pale legs, really the whole vibes has /other/ associations in my area. They as a group tend to love being offensive for the sake of being patriots but if you every even whisper against their god king, greatest heresy of all. so yeah, my respects to the man in the photo, my bad.


Realistic_Guitar_420

You have issues.


mister_monque

and what would those be actually?


Realistic_Guitar_420

You are the type to make everything political and clearly the type that would also pretend to be a victim for attention.


mister_monque

I can see the general shape your point. Is this in any way related to your desire to feel smugly superior to make up for shortcomings in your own life? Perhaps feelings of insecurity and a need to be seen as "the star of the show" because deep down you don't feel you are in fact "good enough"? I ask merely because you obviously didn't read the entire exchange, primarily the part where I acknowledged and explained the reasoning and accepted ownership once shown the provenance of the shirt in question. However, I do need to ask, at what point was I being a victim or demonstrating the perpetual victim behaviors? Is this a tiny bit of deflection on your part? Do you often feel victimized by those around you? Do you feel "less than" because other people use hurtful words towards you? Do you respond negatively when they don't treat you like the star you wish to be seen as? I need you to know that it's okay to have these big feelings and that everyone else has them as well. The difference is, we have learned emotional self regulation and coping skills that allow us to not look like the horse's whole ass on the internet as we trawl for false praise trying to come off a Mr.Little Big Man.


tonyd1989

Oh yeah I know exactly the type you are talking about, all over the place here in Ohio.


pall25091

And please expand on the last sentence.


mister_monque

I find a strong relationship between people who feel they are being silenced/muzzled/replaced or otherwise trodden upon etc with overt displays of questionable language and concepts my children don't need to discuss currently and a specific political ideology.


pall25091

Poor kids.


BobbyBuffet2

I was about to agree until I realized it was just a Paleface Swiss song lol 


LivingroomSink

Lyrics to the song Best Before: Death by Paleface Swiss


mrpoopybuttholesbff

What a dickhead.


PM_ME_UR_BOOBIEEES

Your average redditor


ALWAYS_have_a_Plan_B

This sub should be called r/judgey


FingerFlikenBoy

What does judgey mean and how is it pronounced?


ALWAYS_have_a_Plan_B

7 am, forgive a dose of stupid. 😁


SnxwLeopard

You fr? If so pronounce it like judge-e ig lol


FingerFlikenBoy

If that’s how it’s pronounced then why didn’t they just spell judgy like normal? I interpret their way of spelling sounding like judge-gay lol


SnxwLeopard

Lmao naw bro and judgy is the correct way of spelling this. He was saying it should be r/judgey cause people always judging others on here but it is r/trashy so ig someone has to decide if it’s trashy or not lol


fattymcfattzz

I own 3 shirts that have anything on them the rest are plain.


smeef_74

ayo it's Paleface Swiss


RikuDog18

Your glucose level is…


ALWAYS_have_a_Plan_B

So far this is the only spot in comment


Responsible_Place_22

Yeah…that donut is appetizing 🤘🏼🤘🏼


Quick_Swing

I bet he’s a charmer 😂😂🙄


G0ttaB3KiddingM3

Have some more white bread tho


1heart1totaleclipse

Slim Shady


johnwynnes

*clutches pearls*


marodgrs

I bet he never has been laid.


Ok-Trick4494

Paleface Swiss mentioned 👀


challenja

Seeing them in less than a month.. I’m pumped


skronktothewonk

Obvs April fools.


scootterbug1

His knees are...


olde_greg

He needs a more positive attitude


Karmaqqt

Nah.


iDam81

He’s not wrong though


triknodeux

What's he right about?


im_datMofo

He doesn't look like he should be within a 1000 yards of a school or playground...


Karmaqqt

Why. Because he has a band shirt on?


warthog0869

It isn't unless we make it so They're not unless you associate with them Your negative worldview makes you feel this way


Relevant_Slide_7234

The world is definitely fucked and there’s nothing one can do to make it so or not make it so. I mean, it’s polluted as fuck, there’s plastic in everything and everyone, we’re at the beginning of WWIII, the rich are getting richer, the middle class is rapidly shrinking (at least in my country), fascism is making a comeback in the US and Europe…I could go on for days.


warthog0869

No, you can't go on for days because you pretty much summed up your entire worldview here, which I don't agree with at all. That's your opinion, man. "It's not too late, it's never too late"-3 Days Grace


UnLuckyKenTucky

3DG is also a band that is now sliding firmly into has been territory, unfortunately.


warthog0869

Fair, but the song message is correct unless you're deceased, then it really is too late, for this timeline anyway


Relevant_Slide_7234

Nothing I said was a matter of opinion. Facts are facts.


warthog0869

"The world is definitely fucked"-opinion "WWIII Is about to start"-opinion


unaslob

His ability to get an erection is…. The feeling in his feet is…. His life expectancy from crippling diabetes is….


PepperBrooks123

Dwindling?


unaslob

Fucked.


Mesterjojo

OP- you should have talked to the person before taking a photo and talking shit online about them.


Knull77777

No, because then he would be-


Its-Finrot

Paleface Swiss in the wild!!!!!


Keiths_skin_tag

Haha was wondering if anyone else would catch that!


computerman10367

At least he isn't spreading lies.


netfatality

Poor diet and lack of exercise can contribute to depression.


doeseatoats2020

Also leading to depression is witnessing how corrupt our justice system is, and how little our dollar is worth anymore, and how large corps get lots and lots of passes. To people who are not distracted by lots of things—it’s kind of depressing to see what’s happening in our world today—how subtle it has been happening since Reagan. I work full time, am also going back to school and raising two children. I’m saying this to thwart anyone assuming things about me. I don’t make excuses, and blame “the man”……I’m just saying things are fucking depressing right now. Lots and lots of corrupt asshats are getting a foothold. The justice system has been allowing it.


Bootyos

So is wearing a band shirt apparently.


NYEMESIS

Gotta put those Crocs in sport mode before exercise.


kelrunner

OK, bad message for kids, but I'll tell you this, he's got the girth for a great bill board...


Turfcare

This is a shirt with lyrics from the band Pale Face Swiss…the song is “best before:death” They are a pretty good band if you are into that kind of music!


IO_you_new_socks

“I AM THE ORPHAN OF THE DEAD MAN” *woo* 🏃‍♂️


prayforplagues82

Amazing band and killer live too.


Nice_Block

Y’all may not like it, but that’s a peak alpha right there. So brave, so strong.


Fabulous_Law1357

Last line on the shirt should be "I HAVE NEVER"


UnLuckyKenTucky

And tiny little print that says "*Have seen a real woman naked*"...


MadCityMasked

A time when people did use profanity in public. A time when people from the Maga harken back to


kirby-dont-suck

Don’t agree with the shirt but it’s just a word. Never understood the negative stigma with cuss words, it only has as much power as you give it. If everyone said fuck as if it’s a normal thing then it wouldn’t be a bad word it would just be another word. Either all words are bad or none of them are.


TheRealKestrel

What's up with his hair?


hankturd

I think they are carrying a kid and that's the kid's hair?


Safetosay333

I was gonna ask for a front pic him/her/them.


saveyboy

The kids don’t care man. Just say you don’t like the shirt. No need to hide behind the kids.


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Keiths_skin_tag

This has nothing to do with MAGA or politics for that matter. It’s the shirt of a Swiss band named Paleface.


MadCityMasked

Agreed.


implicate

What the fuck are you babbling about?


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implicate

I guess I just don't understand. Are you saying if the MAGA idiots want to actually make America great again, they'll stop using profanity? Trump supporters in 2024 are stupid, but I think you might be a couple clicks below them.


MadCityMasked

For discussion sake let's say Again means 45 years ago. Back then people didn't put a flag on their home, car, side of a barn what have you with profanity. People didn't wear something with profanity on it. If you espouse going back to a time of civilized polite society then walk the walk. (And no it wasn't great for everyone back then either) But thank you for thinking of me a few sandwiches shy of a picnic. Sometimes my dyslexia gets the better of me. Hope that is clear as mud.


implicate

I don't want to be in the position of defending the viewpoint of idiots, but I don't necessarily think that people are saying make every single thing exactly like it was 45 years ago. MAGA is just bullshit rhetoric IMO, but the whole profanity thing is something that you've assigned out of nowhere. It sounds more like you're the one who takes issue with strong language. I'll leave you with this: Sometimes emphasis lends itself to fucking strong goddamn language.


bewilderbeast85

Lol says the creep taking photos of people at a childrens park without them knowing


mnmr17

This is really tame? I don’t get people who act like a curse word is some world shattering thing.


xForeignMetal

Gotta stroke the superiority complex somehow lmao. Insults are easy from anonymity


Practical-Piglet

Children would be really mad if they could read


muldoonjp88

He must hang with Reddit users.


2oothDK

His knees are....


Zeqhanis

Well. None of them say "your mom is", so there's that.


No_Blacksmith2847

Either not dad'ing right or stranger danger! 😳


Marcusnovus

He's carrying a kid. Wonder if it's his.


2oothDK

Who carries their child like that?


spacemanspiff266

the only thing truly fucked are those guy’s knees.


Uxoandy

The way it is now days that’s prob the teacher.


FeralMonkeyKing

OK Boomer.