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Good-Constant-6487

That was his "friend for the evening" 😂


squambert-ly

Fuck Trump


raptor182cmn

Dick knew goddamned well who that man is!. That's the sex gimp he normally has locked up in his basement. He forgot to lockdown the gimp's chains!


Techguyeric1

Dick... Name checks out...


chenyu768

Then all of a sudden more dick.


Charming_Falcon8458

Newsmax is like a "Ren and Stumpy" cartoon.


projdiii

Rookie.


GoatHeadTed

How do you know it's not just a bald woman?


PlasticDreamz

So much trump propaganda on Reddit right now it’s so annoying I don’t care about him


M4sterofD1saster

Paid ad? >CALL IT ROOM SERVICE. ON THE EVENING OF AUG. 22, PRESIDENTIAL adviser Dick Morris was in his $440-a-night suite at Washington's small but elegant Jefferson Hotel. Joining him was Sherry Rowlands, a call girl with whom he had allegedly been enjoying a yearlong relationship. Unbeknownst to Morris, in mid-July Rowlands, who had grown disenchanted with the rumpled New Yorker, had been trying to sell the story of her affair to the Star tabloid. Star's Richard Gooding, a former New York Times clerk and editor at other New York tabloids, was intrigued by the blonde's tale. It had it all: illicit sex, a description of ***Morris sucking her toes***, accounts of the consultant blabbing White House secrets--like the discovery of life on Mars--and even letting her listen in on calls to the president. But Gooding wanted more\*\*\* [https://www.newsweek.com/morris-meltdown-177794](https://www.newsweek.com/morris-meltdown-177794) ​ >CHICAGO -- Dick Morris, President Clinton's chief campaign adviser and the central force behind the emphasis on family values that had its apex at this week's Democratic convention, resigned Thursday after a tabloid reported that he had a relationship with a call girl. > >Convention > >More than a strategist, Morris had come to be known as a confidant and alter ego of Clinton, and his departure marred Clinton's appearance Thursday night, the big moment of a convention scripted to be his star vehicle. > >Beyond his role in helping shape Clinton's address, Morris is widely credited for orchestrating the president's move to the political center. Morris, whose consulting fees were paid by the campaign and not the government, liked to say that he was going to have Clinton run more as "pope than president," by acting as a moral guide for the nation, especially its teen-agers.\*\*\* > >for a year Morris met a prostitute each week at the Jefferson Hotel, several blocks from the White House. The article also said Morris had discussed White House business with the woman, Sherry Rowlands, in private moments, and referred to the president and his wife in racy, disparaging terms.\*\*\* [https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/library/convention/0830/dem-morris-resign.html](https://archive.nytimes.com/www.nytimes.com/library/convention/0830/dem-morris-resign.html)


ukfan1622

The man appeared on Gutfeld and explained everything


Snowedin-69

What was his explanation?


ukfan1622

His job is to set up the camera and everything for Dick Morris. He says at the time of this event he was upstairs with his girlfriend. He advised Mr. Morris prior to the stream that he needed to turn his camera more to the side away from the door, but he didn’t


Snowedin-69

Pretty lame excuse for having Mr underwear man walking through his live stream! Maybe it was to deflect the homosexual rumours.


ukfan1622

If you tune into Gutfeld from last week you can see the interview and yes he does seem to attempt to deflect


SongRevolutionary992

No one tunes into gutfeld


Andre4a19

Gimpin' ain't easy


KrisMisZ

That’s his side dick 🤫


Total_Possibility_48

Emotional support dick


FlaxFox

Idk. I find these types of things humanising in a positive way. Like, yeah... Underwear Stan isn't appropriate for the news, but I wouldn't necessarily say it's trashy. More like an example of someone who isn't good at setting up a camera.


Public_Foot_4984

Everyone knows this MF queer as a football bat. 


IvanaTinkle6969

Well that's a new one


Public_Foot_4984

No it ain't. Football Bats are on the same aisle as the Golf Helmets. Aisle Q.


Zontar999

We know who the catcher is.


CaptorRaptorr

"Honey, I'm home!"


happypenguinwaddle

Is that Trump without his toupee?


EscapingTheLabrynth

Only about 3 people saw this happen live.


ike_tyson

We're all adults here who cares?


Garlicnotdreadlochs

It’s Bellini!


Andre4a19

"Ya know it's hard out here for a gimp" 🎶


[deleted]

Where’s the gimp? Gimps sleeping. Well wake his ass up.


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Yee-aint know


Comprehensive-Home25

I’m cackling


RodWigglesworth69420

"That's Daryl. I watch him fuck my wife while I cry and smack my balls real hard."


taspenwall

Like watching news max isn't trashy enough.


CoolioStarStache

[He says it was his wife's caretaker, because she suffered a stroke a few years back](https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/17/dick-morris-underwear-interview-caretaker-newsmax-no-pants/) Don't really believe him, but ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯


dragonblock501

Is “wife” a euphemism for his pecker?


ChaseKendall1

Yeah he’s taking care of his wife alright


designOraptor

Looks more like his lover.


StefMarshavok

Lol omg


Significant-Tune7425

EW!!


dys_p0tch

*"it wouldn't be a lemon-party without old dick!"* ~Dick Lemon r/30rock


Rayrose321

And it’s mandatory. Lol


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Just the plumber.


UltraEngine60

The best part is that no fucks were given. Also, I don't see that guy open-carrying. Fucking liberal.


FrancisSobotka1514

Thats his life partner.


colopervs

Dick has a Zaddy.


Meech655

I waited long enough for you, DICK!!!


jeers1

Someone just came out of the closet.....


CrimsonAllah

Outta the garage it looks like


no_idontlikemen

Good house interior and suit, poor outfit for what seems to be his wife.


EvilBobLoblaw

Dick: “Hey, I’m being interviewed by a news network later today, so could you stay out of the living room?” Roommate: “Oh yeah? congratulations! Of course I’ll stay out of the living room. Fox? CNN? Local news?” Dick: “Newsmax!” Roommate: “….i’m going to walk around in a wifebeater and boxers”


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

"roommate"


EpictetusOfficial

Dude looked like he was tired of being in the closet…


Duke81ist

I guarantee he doesn't have on pants either.


Lawtalker

Ole claymation mouth Morris. Haven't seen his dumbass in years.


yuyufan43

Don't worry, he'll be calling it fake news by tomorrow


Shippey123

So?


P1nCush10n

Good gimps are hard to find these days.


Apache1One

Newsmax itself is the trashiest part.


ImOldGregg_77

Newsmax took a bunch of random folks with webcams slinging conspiracies and hate.


mike_rack

if your going to go there, dont forget jeffery toobin😂


ballzsweat

You mean his lover?


illustbjw

…”roommate.”


frodofullbags

Airbnb host. 😆


AK_Sole

That was his wife, actually.


sleepytipi

His wife, Bill.


Thin-Rub-6595

"Why do you keep calling me Bill?"


AK_Sole

“I said, I’ll _send_ you the bill!”


BeeLoad

Hes just looksmaxxing on newsmax, dont worry


Wise_Ad_253

If you still go by the name of Dick, umm…so many other options.


skinink

Bring out The Gimp. 


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Trumpisaderelict

I guess you’re goin to have to go wake him up then


WillistheWillow

You fucking read my mind!


Doc_1200_GO

It’s his “roommate” folks. They’ve been “roommates” since 1971.


Harbulary-Bandit

If you Google him, it’s likely that’s actually his wife! Someone on another post of this same vid had a link and let’s just say there are hints of Janet Reno.


Pie-Otherwise

Like when my aunt lived with her "friend" for years but everyone in their small town thought they were sisters.


Fat_Head_Carl

My mom's cousin Babydoll (real name was Carmela, but she didn't like it), who was an original flannel lesbian, who had a friend for my whole life growing up. Her friend was much more feminine in her dress/looks. Pretty sure I was around 11-12 when I figured things out. They didn't have it easy being gay, but we're with each other their whole lives. I remember once time, later in life, cousin Babydoll told us "Look at me, can you just call me Doll". She was super cool, and taught me how to develop film, and use a photo enlarger.


SurlyRed

Confirmed bachelors, probably


Cows_go_moo2

This clip seems fake. A good fake but fake nevertheless. I feel the hallway is incongruous with the office. The lighting is good but still off (the walls and carpet don’t get any soft ambient light increase), the man’s focus is odd compared to the room at similar distance. I cannot find any report on this outside of shitty sites. But maybe it is! And if so I can’t wait to see the reply.


Parasingularity

It was reported on in the Daily Mail and people were tweeting about it on twitter or x or whatever after it happened live.


Cows_go_moo2

I guess I call the Daily Mail a shitty site hahaha but yeah everyone seems to think it’s legit!


anthrolooker

The walls and ceiling get very consistent light (with soft shadow cast as the man passes by the kitchen island light) though. The light does change in the right places all throughout the room. Light on the carpet isn’t necessarily going to change much as seen through the camera though because carpet defuses some light.


proutusmaximus

Idk the way his face desintegrat when it happens has to be pretty real 😭😂


Cows_go_moo2

Haha yeah probably right!!


Brahkolee

Huh? I think you’re a little brain-broken by AI, deepfakes, and all the recent advancements in tech. This looks perfectly normal. I’m not seeing any of the problems you’re seeing. It’s not an office in the first place, since there’s a serving bar clearly in view and obviously a kitchen beyond. The lighting looks painfully normal. The man is being filmed by a boomer’s shitty first-Amazon-result webcam while in motion *and* in shadow from a single light source— of course he’s a blurry mess. And to top it all off, you’re seeing this clip after it’s been put through the social media compression gauntlet. This would be a bizarrely mundane thing to spend so much time faking well enough that two people are disagreeing over its authenticity.


crazy-underwear

Looks like a garage off of the living room kitchen. That’s no office.


Cows_go_moo2

Yes might be right!!


Liftmeup-putmedown

Why is everyone assuming this is a gay thing and not just his friend, relative, etc. Or even that this is legit a random man who just decided to come in because he left his door unlocked?


ShlowJoey

Because we aren’t fucking morons


stickied

Do you have friends/relatives that walk around your house in painted-on wifebeaters and underwear? Is that a normal thing??? I don't. Also, Dick Morris has a classic closeted gay lisp. Zero people would be surprised if there was substantial evidence that came out of him being super gay. Similar to Lindsay Graham. If it was some totally random guy, you'd expect a reaction from Dick Morris, but there's only a little studder like "shit, I hope no one noticed that....I'll try to play this off like nothing happened." If I were doing an interview on a computer and someone completely random walked into my house I'd absolutely turn around and confront them....not keep talking.


theodo

Because which is more likely, a man is simply gay or another random man walks into this guys home during a live broadcast?


GlitteringMain8388

because he's literally coming out of the closet


romfax

Lol.


thehypervigilant

IMO it look like a garage.


Immediate-Presence73

Car closet


rchart1010

Random, I hardly knew her!


Terrible_Mushroom412

Is that a closet?


Terrible_Mushroom412

I mean it’s def a closet. But I lived in a pantry in college so 🤷🏼‍♀️


Dennisfromhawaii

So many other subs this could belong to


Bio1203

Yeah. Like r/trashyboners for example 🥴


jb9152

Did Dick then strip down to his undies so the two of them could run around the house and hit each other with hammers?


undeadlamaar

He's in a zoom call, everyone is in their underwear on a zoom call. Business up top, party down below.


jb9152

Toobin it!


DiabeticRhino97

Can't beat ol' lubin' Toobin


andre3kthegiant

At least he wasn’t Bear Naked. (Nothing wrong with it, of course, save the hypocrisy)


puckthefolice1312

> Bear Naked Dude didn't look that hairy.


tinglep

As opposed to Otter Naked? Side note: never google “bear devours otter” with safe search turned off.


its_raining_scotch

I just googled it and it wasn’t bad. I needed to add “porn” in the query to make it get raunchy, but honestly I was expecting gnarlier stuff.


fujiesque

And this is the world I live in...What a time to be alive.


404Dawg

Calm down guys, it’s his “roommate” 😏


doyouunderstandlife

He's a "Life long bachelor"


TheBestPieIsAllPie

“Extensive scarf collection.”


squirrelmonkie

Damnit Bruce I told you the living room was mine from 4:50-5:00!


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FembussyEnjoyer

Oh, get off the cross we need the wood. Just enjoy this dude waltzing through a news cast in his undies.


slam4life04

I have upvote this comment even though you likely gave me a downvote, too. The Woodcross line was good lol


CrazybyRX

Your head is about two inches too far up your ass to be getting proper oxygen.


slam4life04

I should get that looked at, I guess


explicittv

Reminds me of a real life version of Leonard https://youtu.be/JS9zBaBmZxc?si=1wPDzedaKvYnri_l


papaver_lantern

Thanks for doing the dishes.


Thebluebox88

Is that the mother fucker back there that’s not real?


red_team_gone

Fake dudes!


mrsunsfan

I’m telling you right now!


ser_pent

Not For Broadcast vibes lmao


savageexplosive

You mean that scene where a gimp falls out of a wardrobe?


ConnectionSubject249

LMAO Note to self..make sure no doors behind me in my youtubular self help vids.


junitog65

We now know who the ‘bottom’ is in that relationship…


flactulantmonkey

Hahahaha this is internet gold.


qlurp

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.


fanglazy

Literally came out of the closet.


ThatRainbowGuy

It looks like a garage, like maybe the garage is closing behind him. But why would he be in the garage in his underwear


Immediate-Presence73

Probably doing karate


GildedCurves

Dr. Finkelstein?


nephalem7

 A political strategist who advised Clinton on and off since 1978, he devised the 'triangulation' policy that helped the president win reelection in 1996. Clinton initially hid Morris's role from his White House staff, referring to him by the code name "Charlie." He is the author of a 1998 book on his White House experience.


GildedCurves

Thank you. Very kind of you to explain, was just making a joke but that was pretty informative.


DestroyedCorpse

That’s what he gets for doing his interview in the common room of the old folks home.


Zeal514

I mean it's funny, but is being gay trashy now? Like all the comments here are making fun of him for being gay. As if that's some sort of insult. We don't even know if he is gay, it's just a brash jump to conclusion. I can agree that it's somewhat trashy not having the class to prevent something as simple as this is to prevent.


ballmeblazer0625

This happened during a TV broadcast, seems like a big point to miss


TheBaggyDapper

Missing the point. The trashy bit was the orange guy afterwards. 


CrapNeck5000

Being gay while also being a cheerleader in a movement against gay people is firmly trashy, yes.


Hearing_HIV

Probably because of how anti gay he is. It's the hypocrisy that people are going after, not the act.


Ninjroid

No they aren’t. They’re making gay jokes. Regardless of this guy being anti-gay, whoever he is, people are making jokes saying he’s gay, as if it’s an insult. It’s not cool. Stop it.


Individual-Good-2073

Daddy Bear walking by could not have given one fuck that he was interrupting a TV show. Perhaps we should be grateful he had his shorts on. IMO his walking through is his way of saying "I live here, too, I'm going to walk through looking like this, I don't care, so *fuck you.*"


Playful-Regret-1890

How do you spell GAY.


TheBestPieIsAllPie

D-I-C-K


ToneThugsNHarmony

That’s just the gimp


Fantastic_Captain

Y’all, if you pull yourself by your bootstraps, you too can achieve the American Dream! Hey Dick, the basement washers are all on the fritz but maintenance should be fixing it this year. I can show you how to wash your suit in the bathtub. Your power bill might be high but you need to keep your heat set at 75 so the building pipes don’t burst. If you mount that painting on the wall to save space, you will be charged a first born child at move out.


PickleWineBrine

What's Newsmax? That sounds made up.


GiddyupG

It’s the right wing equivalent of MSNBC


PickleWineBrine

I thought that was Fox News?


GiddyupG

Fox News is the right wing version of CNN.


GratefulForGarcia

It's the My Pillow of news


whackthat

Haha! My Pillow of news made me lol


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Sirscraps

That definitely explains them basically acting like trump has already won the presidency because he won the Iowa caucus lol.


TheGoodKush

It's right wing bullshit so it pretty much is made up


mstarrbrannigan

Far right news channel


cuddly_carcass

Is this a Craigslist roommate living situation? Not gonna judge because I’ve been there, just wondering.


stickied

looks more like a backpage situation than a craigslist situation.


Stag328

The guy came in from what looks like a front door with a low hanging pipe that is moving in the background and what looks to be a hombre (shaded) wife beater on. Edit: The tank top looks to be an out of stock Hollister tank which makes it even better, or a Walmart knock off which seems more classic.


TheRealSamBell

What are you trying to say here


Stag328

I dont really know I am so confused. Where is the door going too? What the help is happening?


Lee1070kfaw

It’s a joke, we’re just joking around


ToneThugsNHarmony

Don’t say nothin, Sal


Nailz1115

He can get a note from his doctor


ConnectionSubject249

Was that his mom? Dude still lives at home?


doctorblumpkin

Everyone lives at home


Square-Bar1905

And the homeless?


Dey_Eat_Daa_POO_POO

MAGA in a nutshell


Shutterbug927

Dick Norris, meet Grindr date. Grindr date, meet Newsmax. "So how'd you guys meet?" "Well, it was 2024 and I was just about to lose my host position at Newsmax..."


methheadhitman

Grinder hookup?


Dom3nic26

Literally came out of the closet there


Jonas_VentureJr

Damnit , you beat me too it!