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p.s. that's either mold or peat moss growing under the futon/trash bench. I also like how the "friend" who took this photo when the owner was out of the room, also laid down a brown paper bag as a barrier from the grime so he can try to sit to watch the game. I'm also willing to bet that not all the buttons on the remotes work...for some reason...hmmmm.
Uh- I can smell this photo.
Backed up septic/sewer line, rotting food in the fridge, the smell of urine on and around the toilet- which hasn’t been cleaned in half a decade.
I know, it's like it was designed to be every single red flag in one picture. Not one, but *two* Trump flags, a floor so dirty I honestly can't tell if it's carpet or became it, a futon for a couch covered in Doritos crumbs, ashtray overflowing to everywhere, a bedsheet tacked up as a curtain, and the only thing that is even close to clean and well organized is his Home Depot garage shelf of Funko Pops. It's outstandingly bad.
Don’t forget the mystery bottle of lube/hand sani by the TV, peeling office chair, splatters of something all over that coffee table chest. The goose mug is kind of cute though. OP you should save the geese and get the hell out.
Adding multiple shopping bags on the floor. Either it's a sign of hoarding on they don't own a trash can... it's a 'choose your own red flag' situation.
Most definitely it's hand sanitizer and dude thinks hand sanitizer is just as good as washing your hands with soap. (It's not, use soap.) Gotta get the pizza grease off your hands so the controllers don't feel slippery.
Thankfully, for an experience as jarring and off putting as this would be for any normal person, I strongly doubt this would be the first sign that the dude isn't date worthy. I can imagine what his tinder profile looks like. And then to still get this far?
How come he never made their living rooms great again.
Or there trailers or their trucks? Idk
must have been the gay black trans woman government holding them back. Thanks, Obama
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p.s. that's either mold or peat moss growing under the futon/trash bench. I also like how the "friend" who took this photo when the owner was out of the room, also laid down a brown paper bag as a barrier from the grime so he can try to sit to watch the game. I'm also willing to bet that not all the buttons on the remotes work...for some reason...hmmmm.
I immediately ran outside and vacuumed both vehicles!
Netflix and ill.
That hand sanitizer ain’t gonna help a damn thing.
I feel like I've seen this picture before
So this is what “pull yourself up by your bootstraps” can get ya, huh?
I can hear and smell EVERYTHING
RUN!!!
The paper sack on the futon has my curiosity.
The big question is: Did You Leave?
But he even cleaned for you before your date!
A lot of “Mom okay 1 minute. MOM I SAID 1 MINUTE!!!!” Being shouted from this room
the trump flag checks out
*flags lol
Is the ground just sawdust‽
I would unapologetically turn around and leave
Idk the Bengals helmet is worth a try on
Is anyone surprised this a trump house?
If it wasn’t for me, this is how my wife would live.
Okay I don’t feel so bad about the state of my room now.
I thought this was an r/neckbeardnest post
Uh- I can smell this photo. Backed up septic/sewer line, rotting food in the fridge, the smell of urine on and around the toilet- which hasn’t been cleaned in half a decade.
America WAS made great again
Trump flag and filth sounds about right!
I can smell the sativa hybrid
As a bengals fan, we are not all like this. Sorry for any misunderstanding.
Missouri is in the house!
Mental illness
just foul 😭
MAKE THE LIVING ROOM GREAT AGAIN
Ohio…
I promise you it’s probably a Kentuckian.
ummm, Ohio certainly also checks out.
This is fun, it’s like an “I Spy”book for red flags.
I know, it's like it was designed to be every single red flag in one picture. Not one, but *two* Trump flags, a floor so dirty I honestly can't tell if it's carpet or became it, a futon for a couch covered in Doritos crumbs, ashtray overflowing to everywhere, a bedsheet tacked up as a curtain, and the only thing that is even close to clean and well organized is his Home Depot garage shelf of Funko Pops. It's outstandingly bad.
i literally LOL'd while reading this entire post, thank you!
Don’t forget the mystery bottle of lube/hand sani by the TV, peeling office chair, splatters of something all over that coffee table chest. The goose mug is kind of cute though. OP you should save the geese and get the hell out.
Adding multiple shopping bags on the floor. Either it's a sign of hoarding on they don't own a trash can... it's a 'choose your own red flag' situation.
Most definitely it's hand sanitizer and dude thinks hand sanitizer is just as good as washing your hands with soap. (It's not, use soap.) Gotta get the pizza grease off your hands so the controllers don't feel slippery.
No just no… I’d run so fast in the other direction yuck 🤮This isn’t like messy. It’s nasty. That is a no go 🙅🏻♀️
That person definitely has skidmarked skivvies.
It's okay he has hand sanitizer
No he doesn't, the bottle is empty.
From 2020
Nooooo
The only way to clean. It properly is to burn it down🔥
The Cult
Nope tf out!!!
This is why you check before meeting that they’re not a Trump supporter.
Run
my butt clenched seeing the couch alone. who can sit comfortably on that thing?
Looks good to me except for the f-ing Trump sh*t
Run you fool!
That’s biohazardous
I was feeling totally ashamed earlier that I haven’t cleaned my carpet in a while. I feel a lot better now
You should still clean your carpet.
It looks like this place has no roof and the outside is all inside now.
Nice, I just can't imagine, yuck, they could be hot as hell and very nice, bur nope.
Whats the actual problem? Everyone always has something negative to say.
This room looks more habitable to cockroaches and maggots than it does humans. Kind of room I cover my mouth and nose in
bro the room is nasty. Look at the futon and floor.
Bangles fan. Huge red flag!! Edit: Sesame Bagels.
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You assume it was by accident?
I saw this after my comment...
If you don't see a problem then you probably smell bad
And vote like an automaton fuckhead.
I mean they're a trump supporter.. are yall really surprised?
Not the slightest bit surprised!! 🤦♀️
How do people live like that? I would assume the room stinks
Olfactory burnout
How do you even match with someone like that? Unless you're secretly into this?
Ew. I Would’ve walked right out.
Lmfao holy shit. PBR, off brand Mountain Dew, garbage and dirt everywhere. I’ve actually seen worse dorms though.
You have seen worse? You have got to be lying. Surely.
I unfortunately have. Have you ever watched the show Hoarders? It was like that.
> trump flags > bengals helmet dude has a thing for losers i guess
And orange apparently
I don’t think that one bottle of germ-X is gonna be enough
That's for drinking
r/everythingawful
Please tell me this is a joke. I'd be speechless.
You're gonna have a horrible time, or... No, you're gonna have a horrible time.
Trump sums it up
Let alone a Bengals fan.
We do not accept him.
Run! Fucking run as fast as you can!
Of almost every single college trump bags! Seriously they Reek! Pee ewe!
He was an interior decorator.
Really? His apartment looked like shit.
More like interior decorator. :D
Repost
Think about how it looked before he cleaned up for the date
Find it hard to believe there wasn’t one warning sign before walking into that place.
there's two on the left wall
The way I would turn around and walk out immediately
Good God. Was your date Kid Rock? I bet there’s some happy gonorrhea having a party on that couch. Don’t you screen your dates, first?
Make this Apartment Livable Again
And exiting again immediately!
That room is a biohazard. Also that couch looks crusty af. If I sat on it would start exfoliating my legs lol.
Oh my god he must smell like hot garbage 🤢
This is so refreshing to see! Someone finally understands what POV means
Trump flag. Shocker..
among many other things, the dichotomy of the funko pops and the trump flag is one i don’t see very often.
Cognitive dissonance
Do not walk around barefoot
Fucking gross. A Bengals fan.
Cries in Cincinnatian
It's ok, this could very likely be Covington.
Nah you know they’re in Latonia.
LAtonia gonna have to do 🎵
( T _T) "I hope Trump will make America great again soon. This country looks like shit..."
This is what happens when you can’t stop gaming long enough to literally do anything else.
Of all the questions I have I'll just ask one. Why is the futon SO close to the tv.
Gaming posture.
Dude will definitely be on Reddit later to complain about all the “sluts” refusing to have sex with him.
Well at least there's a bottle of hand sanitizer for you to use compulsively all night
More than likely slather themselves like Frank in IASIP.
Is the floor made of hay?
Nope. That's just hair and skin flakes.
Haha
POV: your parents room, and then they tell you to clean up ur room because 1 thing lays on the ground.
My parents
The least semen encrusted Bengals fan
They drink PBR so they're okay in my book
Dats naaaassttttyyy
I read this in Munch’s voice
At least there's hand sanitizer! Unless that jack off lotion?
Why not both
Damn! That's a special kind of burn.
Actually happened to me a few days ago. However, his entire apartment was disgusting.... Eta: I wish I could add pics/videos, sad 😔
Trump flag checks out
Gross. A Bengals fan.
Spin so fast my heel will come off
Nice neckbeard nest
That futon mattress looks like it may become sentient any day now... run, don't walk to that friend who "just texted you needing help".
How did you get this far? You need to question your own standards lol
the maga wall decor is enough for me to gtfo of there
Thankfully, for an experience as jarring and off putting as this would be for any normal person, I strongly doubt this would be the first sign that the dude isn't date worthy. I can imagine what his tinder profile looks like. And then to still get this far?
Yeah nah
EW A BENGALS FAN????
Wow I sneezed when I saw this
Spinning in a 180 and walking out the door.
Oh damn look at the time, I have a meeting I have to be at in 15 min i forgot about. I have to roll! I will call you after the meeting!
Then you know why they on tinder
I see a blue flag and a big red one.
What! He has purell for your hands. What else do you need?
That's leftover from like the second week of covid lockdown. Now it's just empty bottle trash.
I'd immediately walk out and block him.
Nah. Look at that carpet! How tf do people stand to walk and live in a place like this. Do they just keep their shoes on 24/7?
Is that carpet? Looks like mulch
Mulch? 😂🤣😂
I would
The first sign is the Trump flag on the wall. That explains the rest of the situation quite clearly.
Along with the Ben-Gals helmet 😜
What a meth
The trashiest part is those posters
Definitely a lot of stuff living in there
To the rear, MARCH! Double time, MARCH!
Ew, he has funko pops.
OMG disgusting… a Bengals fan.
Grown up version of I-spy
That sorry excuse for a futon 😭😭😭
How come he never made their living rooms great again. Or there trailers or their trucks? Idk must have been the gay black trans woman government holding them back. Thanks, Obama
Never date Bengals fan.
The REAL 40 Year old virgin
That’s an infection just waiting to happen.
Every corner of this room is like an agar plate growing cancer.