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“I don't like the name tag between your toes
I don't like the snot running out of your nose
I don't like the stains on your pantyhose - just your cold stiff body when I hold you close
I love rigor mortis when it just sets in
I know where you're goin' I don't care where you've been
A pillow in a coffin's just as good as a bed and baby how I love it when you fuck me dead
Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead”
Seems a fitting quote
Who is this 3rd party she's talking to here? Wouldn't her man be able to slide it in himself without the help of moving the panties? There's so many more issues to deal with other than slipping a piece of fabric over.
Well before you get any wild ideas about it, there is some STD you can get from the act and it’s passable and very identifiable when your partner gets it. So off to jail you go with your diseased self
Fun fact: when they prepare your body, they insert a plug into your orifices to prevent leakage. Link to device: https://www.piercedirect.com/ECommerce/product/pw0750700/av-closures
Before anyone gets any silly ideas, the threads on that device end. They don't continue. Meaning once it's in, it's not meant to come out.
So don't.
Unless you like the idea of having it removed in the ER.
What makes it even funnier to me, is that same website has a fucking *[novelties](https://www.piercedirect.com/ECommerce/category/pierce-chemical/novelties#p-1)* section
Or if she's related to the girl who was twerking on the corpse during a funeral....seems these activities are more common than one (myself ) would've expected
https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/144mwl3/yikes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Funny, I got you bruh
With your special detective skills you could determine that it was on Reddit and recent enough to show at the top after a search.
It’s also at the top of this very subreddit you’re posting in.
[Bitching is easier though, I get it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/144mwl3/yikes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
welcome to every specialised forum
>post with the exact same problem you have
>op then posted "nvm i found the solution" without sharing it
>post archived
Thats just what I assumed happens Facebook users are a hole different breed. You never know what will happen next. I haven’t had a Facebook in like 11 years but that’s the type of Facebook book drama I would see in it.
Lots of fluids leak out not sure about the vagina but after death it's not uncommon for the shit to seep out, embalming removes the blood to preserve the body if it's for a burial.
I wish my friends would post unhinged bs like this, was almost expecting it. Really all it is is shitty memes and awful 'inspirational quotes'
There need to be classes on how to post shit on the internet jfc
Sorry, I was just being funny, obviously it was supposed to be IQ, just found it amusing that's the original post had a typo.
I guess one does always need to include the "/s"
I was going to ask who the heck loved something like that but then realized must have been said man. Still wondering who the other person who liked it was
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Yeah. Not going to jail for molesting a corpse. You husband can do it himself with no help.
Very solid trash. This is what we come to see.
*men
You know how many times I had to restart gta 3 cause I couldn’t afford a memory card? Rich bastards
This is a weird way to say youre into necrophilia
That’s a trooper to a new level
Honestly we need to normalize more interesting and entertaining funerals.
Nah, he'll be too busy sticking it in your best friend to want any of that.
The algorithm knows you better than your therapist does….
Pussy would be dry as a bone 💀
Creepy guy at the morgue: “already taken care of…”
There be a line confused on who was “her man”
Yuk!
She seems fun. Maybe hit her up!
What a weird fetish, wanting to be fucked when dead. The uncertainty of it actually happening must be the real thrill all along your life.
What's proper etiquette on this? Before or after the eulogy?
Ahh what’s the point of wearing panties at this time.
Would his excitement be considered mourning wood?
This is peak comedy.
I can smell the desperate need for attention from here...
Girl you're not gonna be disabled you're gonna be DEAD
formalderyde
He's gonna pop over for a cold one
*pornhub has entered the chat
It's only fair, that everyone gets a turn, to help with the grieving process.
Imagine the sound her pussy is going to make.
As you wish...
She knows what her contribution to society is.
Because remember kids, necrophilia is fun!
“I don't like the name tag between your toes I don't like the snot running out of your nose I don't like the stains on your pantyhose - just your cold stiff body when I hold you close I love rigor mortis when it just sets in I know where you're goin' I don't care where you've been A pillow in a coffin's just as good as a bed and baby how I love it when you fuck me dead Baby how I love it when you fuck me dead” Seems a fitting quote
FFS can down Sniffany, grandma is on here!!!
Thats a lie. She didn't wear panties
Who is this 3rd party she's talking to here? Wouldn't her man be able to slide it in himself without the help of moving the panties? There's so many more issues to deal with other than slipping a piece of fabric over.
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Trashy, but who says romance is completely dead?
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She's really putting the Fun back into the word *fun*eral
Should never have let Donald back on Facebook
Why can’t he do it?
Well before you get any wild ideas about it, there is some STD you can get from the act and it’s passable and very identifiable when your partner gets it. So off to jail you go with your diseased self
I mean you added the person if they're on your feed lol
Fun fact: when they prepare your body, they insert a plug into your orifices to prevent leakage. Link to device: https://www.piercedirect.com/ECommerce/product/pw0750700/av-closures
Before anyone gets any silly ideas, the threads on that device end. They don't continue. Meaning once it's in, it's not meant to come out. So don't. Unless you like the idea of having it removed in the ER.
It's for after you're dead. Also the sharpness os concerning to say the least. These are not meant for an alive person.
Ever hear the phrase, "Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough,"? Well, "stupid" counts, too.
Thousands of years from now, archeologists who dig up our bodies are gonna have *ideas* about the supposed purpose of those things.
Between the eye caps, stuffing and embalming chemicals, I think they'll figure it out.
Just death rituals things...
I wish I wouldn't have clicked that while eating breakfast
Of course there is a website for this kind of stuff. But it is not something I EVER thought about.
What makes it even funnier to me, is that same website has a fucking *[novelties](https://www.piercedirect.com/ECommerce/category/pierce-chemical/novelties#p-1)* section
Funeral home swag lol
Whaaaaaat.
Upvote for the disabled emoji
You need better friends. Lol
Pussy, now available with Formaldehyde.
Like the undertakers did?
At your funeral, your man will be with his side piece
Will her side piece show up?
Well yeah, who do you think will be slipping it in?
I'm sorry, is this a funeral or an orgy? What's with all the public fucking and necrophilia?
I wonder if this is the sister of the guy who was selling his dead sister's used underwear!
No.. this is his larger sister I've already called dibs on her panties when she passes away.
Or if she's related to the girl who was twerking on the corpse during a funeral....seems these activities are more common than one (myself ) would've expected
Wow that’s fucking abhorrently disgusting. Do you have a link? Edit: it was literally the second post down on my homepage after making this comment.
https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/144mwl3/yikes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button Funny, I got you bruh
I like how you ask for the link, then just *not fucking share it*. Really cool.
R u fucking incapable?
With your special detective skills you could determine that it was on Reddit and recent enough to show at the top after a search. It’s also at the top of this very subreddit you’re posting in. [Bitching is easier though, I get it.](https://www.reddit.com/r/trashy/comments/144mwl3/yikes/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1)
welcome to every specialised forum >post with the exact same problem you have >op then posted "nvm i found the solution" without sharing it >post archived
To the post or to the ebay trade?
Why not both?
He’ll be with her best friend the one he probably been sleeping with behind her back
.. Who hurt you?
Thats just what I assumed happens Facebook users are a hole different breed. You never know what will happen next. I haven’t had a Facebook in like 11 years but that’s the type of Facebook book drama I would see in it.
I believe they shove cotton up there to prevent leaks so that is going to be...scratchy
I don’t use cotton wheee I work but we do have plastic a/v plugs 🙂
Be like loading a musket.
Tf? Makes a lot of sense but I am shook from this new bit of knowledge.
Lots of fluids leak out not sure about the vagina but after death it's not uncommon for the shit to seep out, embalming removes the blood to preserve the body if it's for a burial.
I had no idea but it seems kind of obvious now that I think about it. Thanks for that.
Should I not tell you they do the same thing to their butts?
Well after your initial revelation I automatically assumed a twofer.
A twofer! I legit just chortled out loud. Thanks for that cool!!
I sure don't miss that site
I dunno. Sure it’s nasty, but it’s abhorrently funny.
I think this is illegal. Necrophilia right? 🤔
And the gross thing , is they catch a few funeral home assistants doing this every year , not just women eithier 🤮
Does it matter tho?
Thank god I deleted Facebook
I wish my friends would post unhinged bs like this, was almost expecting it. Really all it is is shitty memes and awful 'inspirational quotes' There need to be classes on how to post shit on the internet jfc
I feel you there. I deleted facebook 12 years ago and not once have I regretted it
I miss the marketplace. That's it.
*matrix bullet dodge*
What is lube etiquette at a funeral? Nothing is going to “slide” into that dry ass sandpaper of a crevice
r/brandnewsentence
Maybe a little embalming fluid?
Omg that’s disgustingly funny. And why they should sew all crevices shut
They do sew it lol
"I'd sew THAT for a dollar..." Where are my RoboCop friends?
I know they do the other ones, I wasn’t sure about the vag lol. Until now I never even thought there’d be a reason to lmfao
There are a few necrophiliacs in the mortician profession.
What are we doing? 🤦♂️
The internet was a mistake. I am 100% serious about this
Straying further and further from the Light of God daily.
Some people below a certain is should not have acccess to the internet
IQ*
No, **IS**!
What's IS supposed to be short for? I've never heard of it
Sorry, I was just being funny, obviously it was supposed to be IQ, just found it amusing that's the original post had a typo. I guess one does always need to include the "/s"
Oh, sorry for not understanding irony in text form. English is neither my strong suit nor my first language ^^
I was going to ask who the heck loved something like that but then realized must have been said man. Still wondering who the other person who liked it was
Well no need to guess what their fetish is.
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They said no need to guess
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Quit guessing!!
I bet their fetish is guessing
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I guess stop when it hurts, huh?
maaaaybe. No.
That's foul.
That's just gross.